Flavor of Love: The End of an Era!

So last night was the Finale of Flavor of Love. Overall, I give it a 6 out of 10 stars. The episode before was made of such joy that it was hard to top. The episode opened with the Flava Flav, Hoopz and New York jetting off to Mexico.




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I don't even know what to say. Oh New York....



The three checked into the resort, got ready and had dinner. But it didn't take long for dinner to go sour. Flav had to ask Hoopz why she didn't think New York should win. And that's when another petty argument took place. Hoopz went on and on about how New York is an aspiring actress, which she is...



New York went on and on about how much of a lady she is. I mean do women really talk like that? Only chicks with dicks have to constantly confirm they are ladies.



Hoopz remained pretty calm, but the two would not stop! They kept bickering and shouting and honestly even I was rolling my eyes.



There's that finger again!



Flav's face told what we were all feeling. He was going to his "me" place.



And finally Flav couldn't take it and bolted from the table and probably went to get some cheap, Mexican hookers. Which is a step up from these two skanks.



The next day was New York's one-on-one date with Flav and so she pulled all the stops. And by pulling all the stops, I mean she pulled her dick between her legs.



Flav greeted her like an idiot!



And the idiot fell! What a dweeb.



And of course New York had to try and save his ass. How was she going to save him? I know she's a dude, but she's not a superhero dude!



While on the boat, New York's dick slipped out a bit and she had to tuck it back in. Thank God Flav's eye sight ain't too grand.



When they got to their "private island" they decided to go out on the little kayak. New York admitted that she can't swim too well and she's not that athletic. That's funny, because you know she was like quarterback in High School.



Stupid bitch isn't athetlic! That's not how you get into a kayak, you dumb whore!



New York should feel right at home with a mouth full of salty liquids!



That night at dinner, New York again cried and told Flav how much she was in love with him. Yada Yada Yada.



After dinner they went to Flav's private suite where New York got down right ugly. I mean, is this really necessary?



Yup, things got really ugly!



The next day was Hoopz one-on-one and I'm not going to bore you with the details. They just went flying through the jungle and shit.



Yup, boring.



At dinner, Hoopz when on and on about how much she hated New York. She was pretty annoying. Flav just wanted her to shut up already and put her mouth on his package. But you know she'd much rather put her mouth on a vag.



She gave Flav an "asstray" as a gift. Which was kind of hot.



Back in Los Angeles, the two lady-dudes got ready for the final ceremony. Hoopz wasn't happy with the hairdresser, because she didn't have any fake hair on her.



I mean does this woman look like she knows how to do a weave?



New York tried desperately to find a dress that would hide her "secret."



And Hoopz summed it up!



But I think New York is the one that looks RuPaul. Actually that's not fair too Ru, he's way more feminine this this dinosaur.



Hoopz described this dress as making her feel like she's at a funeral. What kind of funerals is she going to?!



And in the end up, they ended up wearing the same GD dress!



And the fighting started! Damn, why won't these bitches stop! They are like two old chihuahuas fighting over a dusty bone! Yeah and Flav is the dusty bone.



The best part of the argument came when New York told Hoopz that her and Flav made beautiful music the night before! Hoopz responded with "Flav isn't gonna choose some bitch that will just open her legs and let him fuck her!"

But oh no they didn't fuck, they made love. According to NY anyway.



Hoopz almost chucked! So did we.



You know Flav did her in the ass, because bitch doesn't have a pussy!



And the time came....Flav let NY go.



And surprisingly she didn't throw herself in front of a moving train. She kept herself together and went away.



Flav gave Hoopz a special present.



Why?! Damn! You know Hoopz is wishing she went on The Bachelor instead. At least they get a fucking diamond!



And they lived happily ever after!



Meanwhile...the shit went down in the limo...



and down...damn that bitch is fugly!





And thus was the end of our beautiful Flavor of Love! No, it wasn't all that I had wished for but it was good enough. Hopefully the Jerry-Springeresque reunion show will make up for that shit!



[Thanks Kelly]