Did Isaac Hayes Really Quit South Park?!
Last night's season opener of South Park featured Isaac Hayes' character Chef meet his violent and untimely death.
In the opening show of the 10th series, the controversial religion is satirized again, as Chef is brainwashed by the thinly disguised 'Super Adventure Club' and reportedly depicted as a pedophile.
With lines patched together from previous episodes, Chef repeatedly tells children he wants to "make sweet love" to them before suffering a barrage of horrific accidents--including falling off a bridge, being burned, stabbed and mauled by wild animals--before dying.
At his funeral, characters express anger at his recent poor judgment, saying, "A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days.
"Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us."
“Apparently referring to Scientology, another blasts "that fruity little club for scrambling his brains.”
According to FoxNews Isaac did not quit South Park. On January 17th he suffered a stroke and was hospitalized. He was in the hospital for three months. Friends say that he did not issue a statement at all. Apparently, the statement came from the Scientology Center itself. What?! This is some shady shit.
Please, Isaac released that statement...he's just nervous since the money ain't coming in anymore and he wants his job back!