Posh Beckham Does Housework!

I'd like to know what she constitutes as housework? Because brushing your own teeth and cleaning your own butt is not really housework. In her messed up mind she probably thinks those kind of things are accomplishments if you do them yourself.

She said: "The truth is I see myself like one of the characters from the series 'Desperate Housewives' - the one who has the most kids.

"All day with the kids. Up and down, trying to cook and clean."

Ok, does cooking and cleaning have a different meaning in England? Does it mean shopping and pill-popping?

"The fact is I'm getting older. I'm 31, my children are my priority. I'm just not interested in fame anymore. I'm never going to sing again, unless it was a chance to do something with the Spice Girls. I don't really miss the shows we did together. I miss the girls more."

You heard her! She's never going to sing again! That's the wisest thing she's ever said.

[Female First] [Pic: JJB]