Michael K Talks to Hottie from Flavor of Love

Everyone knows how I'm obsessed with Flavor of Love and over the past few weeks I've become obsessed with one character of the show: Hottie. She is seriously the star of that show and Vh1 should be talking to her for a spin-off. So, I found her official websiteabout three weeks ago and toyed with idea of e-mailing her. I finally did and asked her if she would grant me an interview. And she fucking did! Hottie called my ass this morning and I must say she sounds just like she does on TV! She is a trip and I'm putting that lightly. She honestly needs to be on my TV screen every single day. So here's the interview:



Hello?

Hello Michael?

Hi!

It's Hottie!

OMG, Hi Hottie! How are you?

I'm good, how are you?

Good! So what's up?

Well, did you watch this past week's show?

Of course! let’s talk about the lie detector test. What was up with that?

Well, can I make a confession? The truth is I’m not a 38DD, I’m a 44DD. But I only lied because I didn’t want the other girls in the house to be intimidated by me. So that’s why the lie detector test said I was lying.

Honestly, that wasn’t right.

I know. And lie detector tests aren’t 100%.

No, they aren’t. Now what about Brigitte? Was she cool?

Yes she was very cool. I think Brigitte and I are very similar. We are both strong women who love the company of wealthy and successful men.

What about the other girls in the house? It seemed like they all hated you.

I love all women in general. I’m not going to call out names, but most of the girls were cool with me. It was a competition. I wasn’t there to make friends. To me that was my man, my money and my mansion! So, just like I had to fight in the movie High Roller and in my cameo role on America’s Most Wanted, I had to fight there. I’m a lover not a fighter.

How did you get on the show in the first place?

My agent contacted me and told me there was a reality show about a hip-hop celebrity looking for love. And I believe everyone should have the chance to find love. The thing is I didn’t need to find a man either. I have men following me all the time. Once I was going down in an escalator and a man was coming up and he tried to crawl over the middle part to get to me. I was afraid for him!

Oh yes. Now on the first day of shooting did you know it was Flava Flav?

Yes, I found out and I had been a fan of his. I love his gold teeth and you know that gold accrues in value over the year. Ladies should think about that.

Hottie, your style was one of the stars of that show. Seriously, you looked hot and obviously the other girls were jealous of it. Tell me about your style?

Well, I have my own sense of personal style. I wear what I want. If I want to wear lace, I’ll wear it, if I want to wear feathers, I’ll wear it. I wore a lot of lingerie on the show, because the show is called Flavor of Love not Flavor of the Boardroom.

Tell me about your upcoming projects? Have you gotten a lot offers?

I can be seen very soon in the feature film Waist Deep starring Tyrese where I play a bank teller. I have also just signed a record deal so be sure to listen to my single in the clubs!

Any dates?

I get e-mails all the time from men offering me all sorts of things. So I’m of course entertaining those offers.

Where can my readers find more information about you?

For the time being they can go to http://www.schatar.com. It’s mainly a career website, but there’s photos and information there about me. I am in the process of setting up a MySpace so look for that!

Well, Hottie thanks for taking the time to talk to me today. My readers love you and I do too!

Thank you Michael!

I can tell you that when I got off the phone with her I was seriously shaking. You would think I was talking to Jesus himself. This has seriously made my year. Hottie, if your'e reading this thank you! You are hot shit!