A Man Goes Into a Convenience Store...
A man goes into a convenience store in McKeesport, PA and immediately goes into the men's room. He comes out a few minutes later holding a paper towel with something in it and asks the clerk if he can use the microwave to heat it up. She agrees. After a few minutes she notices some suspicious odors coming from the microwave and she decides to investigate. What does she find? She finds a severed penis wrapped in a paper towel.
The man quickly grabbed the penis and ran out.
Yup, that's what happened. Police were called to the convenience store and were pretty much puzzled. But it looks like the bizarre mystery was solved.
Ya, see the man had a female friend that was due to give a urine sample for drug testing at work. And obviously she's a crackhead, so she couldn't use her own urine. She asked her friend to piss into a "fake" penis and then microwave it so it the piss could be hot for her test.
I have two questions. Why did he have to piss into a fake penis?! I mean, she's a chick so wouldn't have to piss into a fake vagina? And my second question is was the lady Courtney Love?
[KDKA] [Thanks to Kelly]