Is She Even Breathing?

Priscilla Presley emerged from her catacomb to promote her bed linens line in Australia. Yeah a bed linens line! Are times that tough that the widow of The King has to hawk sheets?! Not only that, but she looks positively stiff. Can she even move any of her face muscles?

One of the world's most-famous widows hosted a catwalk show of her expensive collection of bed linens, cushions, towels and bath robes -- and there wasn't a leopard print or any blue suede in sight.

The range is as impeccably put together as the woman herself, who, at 60, looks best when she breaks her carefully maintained porcelain veneer with a giggle, as opposed to her media-wary smile.

Conceding her taste for luxury between the sheets stems from her Elvis days, she said that was her first introduction to finery and once she'd slept in fine linens, she couldn't go back.

The collection is top-end, but according to Presley, provides the best means for a good night's sleep.

A catwalk show for bed linens? I guess something's gotta pay for her several hundred botox injections a week.

[Herald Sun]