Flavor of Love: The Goldie and the Bad

The episode opened up with Flava Flav telling the girls that they were going on "exotic" vacations. The first girls were Pumkin and Hoopz who were sent to Palm Springs. Get ready, because it gets really ugly.



They start with a little Yoga. G-rated right? Hoopz, I can see your clit.



Pumkin immediately turned on the ho.



Why did they have to go into the pool? That's just nasty. That woman in the green knows what time it is.



NO!!!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!! It gets nauseatingly disgusting here. The girls and Flav play a little mud games.



And then they go into the shower where Pumkin searches for gold.



Pumkin is honestly one of the biggest sluts in the world!



This poor lady had to face the stankness and pull them out of the shower. You know certain STDs travel in oxygen. Poor lady.



Yup, he came.



At dinner, Pumkin turned up the ho-ness to a maximum level. He basically ignored Hoopz.



Yup and he decides to leave Hoopz at the dinner table.



At least she gets dessert.



Yeah, she's gonna fuck him.



Thank God that's illegal to show on TV!



NY and Goldie are sent to San Diego to meet up with Flav. They go to the zoo which is really boring and then go back to the hotel where they dress up like sluts to go have dinner. NY basically tells us that she has nothing against plus-sized woman.
"She's a cute girl. Cute next to gorgeous, gorgeous is going to devour cute. In the looks department I've scored too high for her to catch up"



But NY has no idea what Goldie has planned...



DAMN! Bitch is sacrificing her life in order to win a stupid reality show! No Goldie, don't do this!



NY and her testicles are pissed!



And just like Flav did to Hoopz he did to NY. He ignored her throughout the entire dinner and left her there while he went to get it on with Goldie.

Oh and NY that choker barely covers your adam's apple!



You know Goldie's acting!



While Goldie and Flav probably play video games, NY freaks out in her room.
"I'm not gonna share my man with another woman! A BIG GIRL at that! That fucking whore knew what she was doing! She knew!"



At the elimination ceremony, the girls huddles together afraid that NY's gonna beat their ass. NY's dick is hard, because she's trying desperately to hide the fact.



Yup, it comes down to Goldie and NY.



Unfortunately, Goldie is sent home. The reason being because that country-dumb-dumb told Flava that she only wanted to be his friend. Pumkin's look says it all!



Goldie, go back to the farm!



And it's official! I will be attending The Flavor of Love reunion show in L.A. this Saturday. Finally Hottie and I can consummate our love! But don't forget to tune in next week..it's going to be hot shit!

Flava meets the mothers...



NY's mom tells her she's fat! This bitch is my hero!



FINALLY!!!! The shit goes down!



CATFIGHT!