Clay Aiken is a Top?!

Remember that army-dude John Paulus that claimed he had hot-homo sex with Clay Aiken? Well dude was on Howard Stern and spoke explicitly about his love affair with the Howdy Doody look-a-like.

Apparently the two met on Bigmuscle.com. Clay don't have no GD muscle! From there they chatted on IM and shit and finally met up. Oh and Clay's a fucking top! I know, this gets more unbelievable by the second!

Back to the hotel, John said Clay kept his shirt on the whole time. He said Clay placed John's hand directly on the bulge in his pants. Howard quizzed him on this aspect of the story, pressing for details about Clay's penis, including the size.

Strangely, at this point, John tried to clam up. He was willing to out a celebrity nationwide, but he didn't want to talk about his penis. He eventually revealed that Clay is small, and his johnson has "distinguishing marks" that were later characterized as "three little bumps."

John said he pulled Clay's hand away and then Clay became aggressive: a "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde scenario," as John described it. John said he wasn't especially attracted to him but was caught up in the notion of celebrity.

Clay allegedly wanted John to him to perform oral sex on him, and John initially declined. He said Clay was pushing his head down. He also said that Clay wanted to "fist" him but was able to fit only two fingers.

John then said that Clay wanted anal sex, but they had no condoms. According to John, Clay said "Don't worry about that." Clay then flipped John on top of him and eventually forced him down onto him, and they had unsafe sex.

In fact, they had unsafe sex for 90 minutes, during which John said he never once got an erection. John said he kept trying to stop, and that Clay is "very verbal, very loud."

Damn! Who knew Clay Aiken was like a manly top. This is too twisted and can't be true! Come on, I'd believe Clay Aiken has a vagina over this!

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