As If the Olympics Weren't Gay Enough!
They had to ask Ricky Martin to flounce onstage! Will somebody tell Ricky that the year is 2006 NOT 1996. He's still working that tired hair and those tired clothes. Poor thing just can't let go of the past. He used to be like hot to me and now he's just working the same gay magic over and over again. He probably hit some hot Italian dick while he was out there too!
Poor chick! She probably never had a dude get soft THAT fast around her!