Whitney, Take a Nap!

Yes! This is a recent photo of Whitney Houston. Apparently crack ISN'T wack, because this bitch is still on it. She's holding tons of candy she brought from some school kids. Yeah, "candy" is right. I know how those school kids roll. They are selling some dime bags to her ass in candy wrappers. I have skid marks in my undies that look better than her. Just kidding, I don't skid! Yeah right.

[The National Enquirer] [Thanks to WHbuff & Jason]