Two Lesbians

Watch out Cynthia Nixon and girlfriend! There's a new lesbian power couple in town! Natalie Portman is seen here with her butch honey rehearsing for The Public Theater's 50th Gala in New York. Damn they make a hot lesbo couple. Wait, that's Zach Braff you say? He has a vagina right? Ok yeah, so this is the new Hollywood It-Dyke Couple of 2006!

Hooray! Since that's settled I can do more important things! What kind of important things you ask? I have no clue, but I'm sure even taking a dump is more important than looking at these two!