Flavor of Love: The Case of the Missing Jacket
The episode starts out with Hottie saying that she will cut up a bitch's jacket, clothes or whatever in order to win this show. All of the other girls were pretty shocked and didn't think this shit was hot. Remember this, you'll need this information for later.
Flavor Flav announces that 5 chicks will go with him to visit some old friends. The girls get all ghetto-ed up.
What happened to that bitches pant leg? Did a dog eat em or some shit. Hottie probably cut em up. So the "old friends" up being some old people. I love how Sweetie thought they were going to meet Madonna. That bitch is dumb.
What the fuck is New York wearing? For serious, she's a dude. She is. I'm going to claim this shit now. Chick has a dick. She totally freaks out when an old lady asks her to put some of her dentures in.
New York gets grossed out by it and runs for the parking lot. Sweetie gets down and gets the job done!
Because Sweetie helped that lady handle her business she won a romantic dinner at a luxurious restaurant: Red Lobster. Hells yeah! You know I'm down like that. That is some fine dining.
Flavor Flav eating some lobster truly made me vom.
At the end of the dinner he tells Sweetie he wants to get his kiss on with her. She fucking gets grossed out. I can't say I blame her.
Back at the house, some hot shit goes down. New York's "jacket" is somehow missing and of course she blames that bitch Hottie. She did say she would cut up a bitch's jacket. Hottie of course denies that shit.
She tells us that if she did take New York's jacket she would admit it.
She said: "Yes, I took your jacket and I threw it on the street and I drove over it with my car."
Damn, that's cold. New York responds with: "How are you going to pay for my jacket bitch? Cash, credit or charge?"
Well, where I come from credit and charge are the same thing.
But, the big laughs come when Hottie tells the girls: "You may hate on me, but all my friends tell me I look like Beyonce."
You be the judge:
Goldie has the quote of the evening: "Hottie. Mental Institution. Crazy"
New York thinks that Hottie looks more like Luther Vandross, I think she's right
For the second date the girls get into their finest again. What is that bitch on the left wearing? Where do they buy these fucking clothes?
The date is boring as usual. Right before the elimination ceremony, Red Oyster tells Flav that Serious is only in it to further her modeling career. Because Flav has all the connections in the modeling world. She's so Mata Hari!
Serious gets sent home. Thankfully Hottie and New York don't!