Parasite, different pictures, same pose...
You are getting very sleepy....
These pics of Matthew McConaughey are kind of old, but I never get tired looking at his shit. I say Goddamn! Brushing your teeth never looked so good and yeah I'd hit it!
Parasite Hilton was on her way to a party in Los Angeles on Thursday when police arrived at her Hollywood Hills home to serve her with a subponea.
Angelina Jolie has become painful laser procedures to remove her ex-husband's name from her arm. Angie has a tattoo of a Chinese dragon and the name Billy Bob tattooed on her arm. She's getting it removed so she can leave that relationship in the past.
I love how Tara Reid always looks like she's wandering aimlessly through the streets with just random people following her. They are probably getting high from her fumes. The chick in back of her looks like a cross between HoHan and a Muskrat and that's not a good thing!
Kimbo Stewart looks like she got gang-banged by a pack of wolves in this pic. And you know she's into that kinky shit, since real human men don't want anything to do with her prune! Kimbo never cease to amaze me how one person can continually look worse than the time before. I think if there's a Jesus, he will shoot down from the sky and strip all her money away and give it someone who at least won't wear deer booties in public!
I didn't even know they were dating! But apparently Backstreet Boy Nick Carter and our favorite Asian ho, Bai Ling are together. Bai says they are very much in love despite their 10-year age difference. She's 35 and he's 25.
"My boyfriend is a godsend. I didn't need any reasons to like him and I am willing to do anything for him.
"We are very romantic. To meet someone like that, I have to give my love to him and I do really love him."
Nick's last major girlfriend was that piece of tired trash, Parasite Hilton. He must have a thing for fishy vag! Let's hope she doesn't serenade his ass!
"We had a trapeze and a trampoline in our house when I was growing up, and I stole the swing idea for my own home.
"I love it. We don't go out much, Billy and I watch movies and swing on my swing"
Please, that's just code for the real kind of swinging that's going on! You know these sluts go on adultfriendfinder.com and troll for other couples. I bet you they also go to those gross Swingers parties like on Real Sex. Why are swings always really old and really gross?
WHICH splintered celebrity duo's friendship ended when one of them told the other's parents that her friend had a serious drug problem and needed help? When the concerned parents asked their daughter if it was true, she lied and claimed that her well-meaning best buddy was the one who was abusing drugs. The folks then ordered their darling daughter never to hang out with the friend again. The friend, infuriated by the betrayal, continues to seethe about it to this day?
Madge performed at the MTV Europe Awards and I must say she looked super-hot. I usually like to this bash this miss, but I'm going to take the high road. Probably, because I'm high. She's still working that Valerie Cherish hair and I'm not too friendly with the leotard, but from the waist up she's working it.
Bruce Willis has signed to headline Black Water Transit. "Transit" follows the divergent agendas of criminals, cops and lawyers as they collide over a shipment of illegal firearms and a double homicide. Willis plays Earl Pike, a criminal who tries to get his family's illegal gun collection to a safe haven. Casting is currently taking place with shooting to begin in March. [Variety]