Anna Nicole Smith sparked a bidding war between 2 UK reality shows. I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here and Celebrity Big Brother both battled to have the reality star grace their shows with her drunkenness and huge tits.
Kelly Osbourne celebrated her 21st birthday yesterday and she decided not to cinch her waist to 22inches. She honestly doesn't look that bad. I don't care for her ass, but she's looking better than she did a few weeks ago. And why shouldn't the bitch wear a tiara, it's her birthday? And she does want to be a princess right?
At the opening of Jay-Z's sports club 40/40 in Atlantic City, Beyonce was reportedley heard telling a friend that she's knocked up. But Beyonce was also seen drinking tons of champagne. So either she's not preggers or she's starting out motherhood in a shitty way.
Kfed visited a Ed Hardy store and dropped more of his wife's cash. I had no idea what Ed Hardy was, so I had to google it. It's just some clothing/biker store. Nothing impressive. He's such a piece of trash! I love how the cigarette is just hanging out of his mouth. He's showing some major trailer-trash colors. Dude, this marriage is going to end any second.
We all know how scary Jackie Stallone is. Her face was meant to play a vicious, sociopathic killer. And Gallery of the Absurd completely got it down. You know if you saw this woman come at you with a knife, you'd have a heart attack on the spot! But she can read your ass while she butchers you!
What the hell is she thinking? OMG, she has to be drunk. Everyone knows Jordan is a slut, but come on? She's going to stoop that low? Maybe she's trying to find her signal?
She's a fucking witch! And she uses her laser eyes to hypnotize men into falling for her ass. And buying them loads of stuff probably doesn't hurt either.
Bradley Pitt picks up Maddox from school on Wednesday. Maddox has got it made. Notice how he doesn't even have to strain his muscles to get into that Rover. Even Brad's whipped on Maddox! Life is perfect!
Kelly Osbourne claims that when they were little Jack murdered three chickens in a row, because they were bored! She says that ever since this happened, birds are still terrified of him!
"I'm sure birds can sense these things - when Jack goes near them now, they fly in the other direction."
I think Kelly is totally missing the point. The birds are flying away from her ass, because she looks like the kind of animal that would catch them at eat em' raw!
Lenny Kravitz's SoHo loft is causing lots of problems for residents in his building. So much so that he's been hit with a lawsuit by one of his neighbors. The neighbor claims that his apartment was ruined when flooded by Lenny's blocked up toilet.
She shouldn't even bother ordering food! That's such a waste! Homeless people would eat that shit.
Michael Vartan and Radha Mitchell will star in Rogue for The Weinstein Co. The film, about a giant crocodile stalking tourists in the Australian outback, will shoot Down Under. Pre-production is reportedly taking place in Port Melbourne. [Coming Soon]
That's the White Sox manager, Ozzie Guillen getting down and dirty with his son! Awww...they love each other! Shit, I don't even kiss my mom like that! He has his eyes closed and everything!
Hilary Duff used to have some sort of boobage, right? When she lost weight, did her breasts melt away? Or maybe that's just a padded bra. Damn she used to have a fat face!
Damn he looks sexy hot with that stache! I think it's for a movie, but let's just say it ain't. Let's just say Garner asked him to grow that because she likes the way it tickles her butt cheeks. You know pregnant women in kinky!