Dlisted: 10/16/2005 - 10/23/2005

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Guess the Celebrity?



UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this nose!

Congrats to Kristin for being the first to get it right!

Is Prince Williams hot?

Sometimes I think yay and sometimes think nay!

Jordan loves playing with her tits!




We all know Jordan is obsessed with her tits. And who wouldn't be? They are like separate continents! They probably have their own zip code and shit. Click below to see a funny video of our favorite UK hobag playing with her "leading ladies."

See Video! [Click on second item]

[Holly Rude] [Thanks to Plague]

Brit Brit is livid!



Brit Brit Spears is fuming mad after photos of her new baby SPF surfaced yesterday all over the internet. Brit and her lawyers have targeted two websites for posting the pics that she claim were stolen from a private photoshoot.

A statement from her attorneys read: "Anyone who publishes, sells or otherwise exploits any of these images in any way will be subject to liability and damages for willful infringement of copyright, and will be liable for invasion of privacy."

Hmmm....did I post those? I can't seem to remember!

[MSNBC] [Thanks to all who sent me a heads up on this!]

HoHan's hair is going to fall out!

The other day HoHan revealed a newly brunette look. But these pics below were taken Thursday night and show her with a lighter shade. Does she have a colorist on staff? Almost to that red...but not quite there...lighten it up a bit more HoHan!





[Oh No They Didn't]

Avril Lavigne is turning into....

A fucking librarian! What's with this new look? I know she's growing up, but even her facial expressions are all frigid now.



[Alavigne.com.br]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!



On his 21st birthday, Blanket Jackson finally gets to takes off his veil. - Cubanita

Good job on this one guys! All these comments were seriously hysterical! And thanks for the links!

[Thanks to Jennifer]

Hot Slut of the Day!



Estelle Getty


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Friday, October 21, 2005

Posh gets Tossed!



Posh Beckham was in Los Angeles attending the Rock & Republic fashion show. Posh designs a line of jeans for the brand and was fucking pissed off when she was told that her line was getting cut from the show. Posh ran over to head designer, Michael Ball and said:

"Are you gonna put it in? You're gonna put it in!"

And he told the bitch he wasn't. "I don't know why I'm even asking you," she responded.

He then called security and had her escorted out!

This story is such bullshit! If she was thrown out why did she do designer bows with Michael Ball? Don't make shit up about Posh! Actually you can, cause it's funny! Posh managed to share a conversation with Kate Cruise:



Posh (to herself) "Her skin is 'beaming'"

Kate (to herself) "OMG is this the alien woman they said would nurse my baby?"

[Pic: Hollywood Rag] [Story: Lowdown] [Thanks to Courtney]

Nicole Richie is OVER Parasite Hilton!



In the newest issue of Jane Magazine, Nicole Richie says that she's had it with Paris Hilton and doesn't think the two will ever be friends again.

She said: "We really haven't been friends in probably about two years,"

When asked about the reason for their split. She answered:

"I know that Paris loves to talk about it and that stuff, but that's just not my style,"

They also asked for about a possible reconciliation.

"No not at this point,"

That fucking picture of the two with Mimi totally cracks me up. Richie is like silly posing while Mimi totally means it and Parasite well, brain-dead as usual!

[People]

While Brit Brit stays home with SPF....

KFed goes out to play....



What's the money exchange for? He can't even get into the club without a bribe?

Porky McFarland is dead!!!



[CNN]

UPDATE - I totally fucked up earlier and put Spanky! It's Spanky's little brother that died. My apologies!

Guess the Celebrities?



UPDATE - Click here to see the celebs behind their face parts!

Congrats to Tracy for being the 1st to get it right!

How much is this slut's cell phone bill?

Here is Parasite doing 2 of her favorite things. Talking on the phone and buying In-N-Out. Hmm...I want me some of that. Somebody needs to slap that phone out of her hand. It's like permanently attached to her skanky ear!



And why does she dress like an 11yo girl?

Owen Wilson needs a mystic tan!



His body is aight. I'd still hit it. But his face is grody.

[Lime-Light]

Wynonna Judd is broke as a joke!

Wynonna Judd has spent all her fortune, because she's a shop-a-holic! Wynonna currently has a best-selling book and a top-selling single, but she can't make ends meet! Her manager has intervened and cut her spending before she spends her way to the poor house!


Wynonna told Ellen Degeneres: "The robe and slippers just wouldn't do," "

I buy things because I love people. If I see you need more, I give more and I want you to love me so much. I just got carried away."


"I had no concept of what I spend on hair and makeup, shoes, wardrobe and tours,"


She even bought her mom a bus! Wynonna is now on a financial diet as well as a regular one. I actually like this heffer. If I had a sister that looked like Ashley Judd and I looked nothing like her, I'd probably do myself in!

[National Enquirer]

Since when did Stiller get grey hair?

And since when did his wife become Nicole Richie?



[Lime-Light]

Jordan to ruin another life?



Jordan and Peter Andre are trying for another baby. Shit, she's already ruined the life of one by boozing and drugging during her pregnancy. What's one more?

She said: "I can't wait to have a little girl. I'm a proper little girl - even our new house is pink!"
Jordan currently has two sons. Harvey is her eldest and is currently blind and suffers from several medical conditions and Junior is her youngest son just born months ago.

Watch her have another boy. She would still dress him in dresses and shit. Although Jordan is seriously hot, she's a selfish bitch! She should just buy a baby. That's all they are to her is accessories and shit!

[Entertainmentwise]

Did anyone catch Madge on Letterman?



Madge was on David Letterman last night and I watched that shit. She always seems so nervous to me. Like she's not being herself. She fiddled a lot with her necklace and had ZERO timing. She tried to be all sexy and shit and it grossed me out. Like when she turned to the audience and said:

"Is my necklace on straight?" and then puffed her chest out.

Ewww, I wanted to vomit. But she did get back on a horse and rode down the street. She's a good sport, but she still needs to remove that stick that's been up her ass for the past 5 years!

And she didn't even perform! What a lazy bitch!

The Real World: Detroit?



What's next? The Real World: Topeka? Apparently, the rumor is that MTV will film the next installment of the reality show in suburb of Royal Oak. According to sources Viacom have leased a huge space in Downtown Royal Oak.

The next Real World is currently filming in Key West.

They are seriously running out of places to film this shit. How about The Real World: End Already?

Yeah I'm ready for that one.

[Reality Blurred]

End of an Era!

Adrianne Curry and her Brady have called it quits! It has been confirmed that the reality show sweethearts are an item no more. They met during the filming of The Surreal Life and later went to star in their OWN reality show My Fair Brady.

But they are done and apparently Adrianne is now dating Constantine Mouralis of American Idol.

What is wrong with these reality show people? Do they only fuck each other. Expect Adrianne to jump off Constantine and head over Danny Bonaduce next!

[Oh No They Didn't]

Is there a Prince Piggy?

Sharon Osbourne wants desperately for her porky-pig of a daughter Kelly Osbourne to marry royalty and become the princess that she really is. She would especially love if she married Prince Willy or Harry.

She said: "I would love to see Kelly slapping those boys around. Oh my God, would she. They would be no curtseying from her - she'd give them all a b**locking.

"She could save the monarchy."

"I'd love the wedding - she'd have a bright red wedding dress."

Sharon Osbourne is a delusional freak! Those boys wouldn't even let Kelly serve them pea soup!
[Contact Music]

Don't call it a comeback!

Kate Moss a Bond girl? Producers are keen to bring Kate aboard Casino Royale, because they think her looks are perfect to play one of the Bond girls.

Apparently, Sienna Miller has already landed the role of the lead Bond Girl pushing out Angelina Jolie.

A source says: "Film bosses are interested in giving Kate a fresh start in the movie."She's stunning and already has chemistry with Daniel and Sienna, which would work well on screen".

Yeah, because she's probably fucked em both!

Filming begins this January on Casino Royale with Daniel Craig donning the famous tuxedo.

[Female First]

Dominic Monaghan to propose to his beard!

Lost stars Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lily may be heading down the aisle soon. Dominic was spotted shopping for rings in Los Angeles. The two started dating almost immediately after filming began on their hit drama, but have been trying to keep things on the DL.

But Dominic doesn't belong with her! He's going to be forever sad if he marries her. He belongs to Elijah Wood. Their love is forever bound! They shall never be parted!


Well, Dominic can still get love from his male co-stars. He looks like a pig in heaven in this pic!



[Entertainmentwise]

I thought I got your ass fired!

A radiant-looking Jennifer Garner reunited with her ex-fiancee Michael Vartan on the set of Alias. Apparently, Jennifer had that bitch fired after her current husband, Ben Affleck, didn't like them working together. But bad ratings forced producers to bring him back. His character was killed in the first episode of this season, so not word yet on if he's coming back as the same character or not. And by the looks of things, it looks like some kind of dream sequence.





[JJB]

Finally some SPF pictures (sort of)

Below are the first pictures of Brit Brit, SPF and Kfed. They were really small so I blew them up, that's why they are totally blurry. I'm sure some clear ones will hit soon. While we're on the subject. Brit Brit reportedly was going to sell her pictures to People but at the last minute totally freaked out.

A source said: "She started crying that she was selling out her baby and couldn't give up the pictures."

But that money-hungry bitch will need to buy a giant-sized mochachino soon, so expect better pics any minute now!



[Page Six]

Finally some Shannen Doherty news!



Shannen Doherty has always been a favorite of mine ever since Heathers and especially when she played the always hot Brenda Walsh. Fuck, I even watched her in that piece of shit North Shore! So, I love when I see her name in the press.

Shannen has a new man! And a younger one at that. At a Victoria's Secret party in Los Angeles, Shannen (age 34) made her way over to younger man Matt Leinert. Matt is currently a college senior and USC quarterback. She sat on his lap and apparently things got heated!

Above is a picture of Matt with some random chick. Don't let Shannen see this or that girl will be missing by midnight!

[Page Six]

Now this could be a hot sex tape!



Gorgeous model Carolyn Murphy is missing something. Her sex tape! Carolyn and her ex-husband Jake Schroeder made a tape back in 1999 and now the tape has gone missing! The tape is over 2 hours in length and was shot in Barbados.

Even though Jake is insisting he isn't leaking the tape, he seems to be bitter towards his ex-wife. He said:

"Yes, a video was stolen,"

"But let it be in the public eye. It doesn't really affect my life; it's Ms. Murphy who has to worry. I'm sick of her bullshit.
She barely lets me see our daughter, Dylan. The most I see Dylan these days is in the pages of Vogue — something Carolyn promised she'd never do. Carolyn is as fake as her new tits. She's just about the almighty dollar."

Carolyn's rep basically had no comment.

She's super and he's not-so-much, but I still want to see this shit! But Jake isn't good at playing dumb. He's totally screwing her over, AGAIN!

[Page Six]

Kate Cruise is so happy she could shit!



Kate Cruise spoke to Access Hollywood about the alien baby that is growing inside her.

Kate was at the Rock & Republic fashion show in Los Angeles when she said:

"I'm beaming and I'm just so excited,"

More like they're beaming her up!

Kate is already putting together the baby room and has learned how to knit.

[People]

Does this look hot to you?

The Chronicles of Narnia

"The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe," a spectacular live-action/CGI motion picture adaptation of C.S. Lewis' beloved literary classic. Lewis' timeless adventure follows the exploits of the four Pevensie siblings - Lucy, Edmund, Susan and Peter - in World War II England who enter the world of Narnia through a magical wardrobe while playing a game of 'hide-and-seek' in the rural country home of an elderly professor. Once there, the children discover a charming, peaceful land inhabited by talking beasts, dwarfs, fauns, centaurs and giants that has become a world cursed to eternal winter by the evil White Witch, Jadis. Under the guidance of a nobel and mystical ruler, the lion Aslan, the children fight to overcome the White Witch's powerful hold over Narnia in a spectacular, climactic battle that will free Narnia from Jadis' icy spell forever."

I can't decide. I usually don't like this kind of shit, but Tilda Swinton looks super hot in this. But I totally may fall asleep! This shit hits theaters December 9th.











The Dlisted Report

Dakota Fanning will voice the title character in Neil Gaman's Coraline. The story centers on a young girl (Fanning) who discovers an alternate version of her life after walking through a secret door in her new home. On the surface, this parallel reality is similar to her real life, only much better. The adventure turns dangerous, however, when the girl's counterfeit parents try to keep her forever. Pre-production on the animated feature is currently underway in Orgeon. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Sarah Michelle Gellar, Ken Watanabe and Diego Luna are likely to star in The Air I Breathe. The crime drama is based on an ancient Chinese proverb that breaks life down into four emotional cornerstones -- happiness, pleasure, sorrow and love. Shooting begins this January in Mexico City. [Variety]

The 1982 film Creepshow is getting a remake. Although in the original anthology the stories -- which were written in the old 1950s EC Comics style -- were unconnected, the plan is to structure the new movie a la Go, where individual stories will have interconnected characters and situations. The script is currently being written. [The Hollywood Reporter]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!



The Tom Sizemore sex tape was far worse than anyone could have imagined. - Anonymous 3:23pm

[Pic: City Rag]

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Thursday, October 20, 2005

Alicia Douvall picture of the day!



UK glamour model Alicia Douvall continues to boggle my mind. Is she really of this world? For those of you don't know her, click here to get caught up a little. I've been trying to find more information on her ass and I can't! We know she claims she was preggers with Diddy's baby and had a miscarriage. She claims to have slept with every major UK soap star. She also dated Mickey Rourke for a while. The latest piece of info I learned is that this bitch claims she's 25!?! WHAT?! Maybe 20 years ago. There is on way in HELL she is in her 20s!

I still you love you Leash!

Say Something Nice

Bobby Trendy: Um...he reminds me of a delicious bag of skittles!

Dolly Parton Quote of the Day!



I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton


Guess the Celebrity?



UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this smile!

Congrats to Homme for being the first to get it right!

Aliens are coming!!!

Yup, that's Richie, MK Olsen and some lady dude. I have no idea what they are doing. It must be some theme party.





[Thanks Dave P!]



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