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The Hilton sisters claim to be friends of Mary-Kate Olsen. But, Paris Hilton has started to date Mary-Kate's ex-boyfriend Stavros and now Nicky Hilton seems to be dating MK's other ex-boyfriend David Katzenburg. This shit is like Melrose Place. All of these bitches swap boyfriends! Fucking key parties in Hollywood are probably so strange.
Sarah Jessica Parker hates the word "Fat". She apparently won't let her son use the world at all.
Sharon Stone is in Paris and looks like she's back to those ridiculous extensions. I used to think this bitch was so fucking hot and now she just scares me. She's holding onto 30 years old with all her fucking might. Let go bitch and drop the Parasite Hilton hair!
Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton got down and dirty at Tao in Las Vegas the other night. They look like fucking fools! But at least Paris is back to the short hair. I would give anything to see those two bitches fall!
That silly queen, Boy George was arrested today in NYC on drug charges. Boy George, 44, called the police this morning from his Little Italy apartment to report a burglary. When police arrived they found a small amount of cocaine near a computer. A woman at the apartment told police there was more cocaine lying about here and there.
Every year I look forward to the piggy competitions in China. There are several. This one was held October 1st in Hefei. The pigs compete in sports such as running, hurdling, diving and swimming. They are fucking hot. They should've entered Tara Reid, that bitch would've finally won something!
What in Nicole Richie happened to Richard Greico?!? He looks like a frog. 21 Anorexic Street more like it. I'd still hit it.
HoHan's father, Michael Lohan is speaking out about his daughter's new single Confessions of a Broken Heart. The song (which you know HoHan didn't write) is a song from a daughter to a father. The lyrics go:
"If I ever get the opportunity to meet her, I'm going to shave all her hair off."
Holy shit! That's a fucking threat! Me thinks Sinead is like one of those lil' boys at the playground. She's tormenting the one that she loves. You know she has a shrine to Andie McDowell in her basement. And she wants to cut off her hair to add this to her fucking shrine so she can rub Andie's hair and her gina can become one!
Ok we know Sadie Frost is a slut, as is Sienna Miller and Jude Law is the biggest of them all, but that doesn't mean ALL British bitches are hobags. But Cameron Diaz thinks so. In her new flick In Her Shoes Cameron Diaz plays a man-stealing slut! But she insists that in real life she is all about loyalty and monogamy, unlike the British.
Brit Brit Spears looks like she's thinking of more ways to bring in the dough. She has reportedly approached Mattel about turning her family into dolls. She hopes that the toymaker will consider making doll versions of herself, Kfed and baby Sean Preston. She EVEN wants toy version of her mother, dad, brother and sister. Get this shit, she doesn't stop there! She's also hoping they would turn her Malibu home, pink hummer, her yacht and dogs into miniatures.
Julianna Marguiles, Rita Wilson and Michelle Trachtenburg have all signed for Chad Lowe's directorial debut. His film called Beautiful Ohio will star William Hurt. The early 1970s coming-of-age tale centers on a teenager (newcomer Brett Davern) who feels he is in the shadow of his idealized older brother (David Call). Wilson and Hurt play the boys' parents, with Margulies cast as a seductive next door neighbor and Trachtenberg as Call's girlfriend. Shooting already began this past Monday in Brooklyn. [The Hollywood Reporter]
And I stand by my claim. She's the fucking worst dressed bitch in all the land! I love how in the second set of pics that woman is picking up her fucking purse for her!
Seriously, give the bitch a 2 piece! These pics are from May, but I couldn't find any recent pictures of Allegra Versace. We joke around about Nicole Richie looking like death, but this bitch makes Nicole look like Star Jones pre-gastric bypass! Dayum, her mother is too coked up to do anything about it. Let's put our coins together and send this bitch a Lunchable!
Is Madge getting like 10% off for every new membership she brings in? Rumors have it that Madge has set her sights on Oprah joining the Kabbalah. Esther has sent Oprah several books and e-mails trying to educate her on all that is Kabbalah.