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That beautiful piece of shit Posh Spice is in Italy shopping it up with Roberto Cavalli! Here she is trying to work a camera. That dumb bitch!
Marc Cherry, creator of DH, has warned viewers that this upcoming season something so heinous will happen to Bree Van De Kamp. If you remember last season, Bree sent her bi-sexual son to delinquent camp. And now that her husband is dead, her son will get revenge on her ass!
Are Cammy Diaz and Justin Timberlake going to the chapel? The rumor is that the two are planning for a Christmastime wedding this year.
Empire Film Magazine has named the worst sex scenes of all time, and here they are:
WHICH soon-to-be-divorced celebrity carries on a secret life in the apartment above his garage? His wife put up with his same-sex philandering for years, but she finally got annoyed with his long-term relationship with a singer staying above the garage.
Friends of Tara Reid are extremely concerned for her. She has apparently went into a complete meltdown after E! dropped her show Taradise. She is also not getting any new offers. Tara has moved back to New York and told Steppin' Out magazine:
"I'm just fed up. I just want a chance again. I want to show that I am an actress . . . I just wish a director would believe in me.
"The gossip reporters know the truth. They know they could write good things about me. They could write I'm a good person who is cleaning up her act. I am getting older, and I want different things in my life. I want to get married and have kids.
"I've had a million publicists, and they've done nothing for me . . . Publicists are supposed to fight for me and believe in me, and they don't do that. They don't!
"I thought 'Taradise' was going to help me . . . I wanted to show the whole world the truth Â I'm fun . . . But do I think it was cut like that? No. It could have been a better show . . . I didn't want to look like a total party-girl drug retard. I think the shots they show aren't fair."
I really want to feel sorry for her. But she did this shit to herself! She gives the gossips something to talk and write about it and you know she loves it. If somebody was calling me a drunk in every fucking paper and I didn't like it, I just wouldn't get drunk anymore. Duh! Looks like Tara's 15-minutes are up.
Expect her on The Surreal Life next!
I know some of you are reality tv junkies like I am, so you may like this piece of information. A reader tells me they are currently shooting Skating with Celebrities for Fox. I know that shit sounds like it sucks and it might, but I'll still watch that shit!
Mike Meyers has signed on to play The Who's Keith Moon in yet another rock star biopic. Roger Daltrey is producing. Moon's penchant for destroying drum sets while bandmate Pete Townshend smashed his guitars helped to forge The Who's rebellious image. Moon was just as wild offstage and the lunacy nearly overshadowed an instinctive power drumming skill that fueled The Who. The hard living caught up to Moon, who died in 1978. [Variety]
Ok, so looks like I've had tons of traffic lately so I've reached the limit on my server. So things are looking fucked for a second. But I'm rehosting everything. Sorry sluts!
The goatee, the dirt..is Ricky Martin trying to tell us something? Reader Mike sent me in some great screenshots from Ricky's newest video for I Don't Care. I was going to post the song, but it fucking sucks! Looks like Ricky is trying to get away from his Vida Loca days. He's hot. And in the last pic Ricky is totally imagining a huge dong in his mouth!
It's something that has been happening for ages - it's like, 'It's like Jack is in the tub again, swimming around."
You know she lets him swim right between her thighs too! And Mimi went on to embarrass herself more:
"His favorite toy is a jet - like the ones you find in pools and hot-tubs."
So is mine Jack, so is mine...
Renee Zellweger will play Beatrix Potter in a new biopic called Miss Potter. Ewan McGregor may join as the male lead. Miss Potter explores the life of the author of such beloved children's books as "The Tale of Peter Rabbit" and her struggle for independence in Victorian England. The live-action film will have some animated elements. It will be directed by Babe helmer, Chris Noonan. [Variety]
HoHan's in NYC today shooting some video for some song that she can't really sing to. But more importantly, what is this bitch wearing? That ain't even right unless you're a 9yo girl in a ballet recital. And don't get me started and that hair and make-up! I know it's a video but America's favorite pastime is trashing HoHan! DAYUM!