Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the real celb!

Congrats to Paula for being the first to get it right!

Kanye West on Race, yet again!

"I hate music where white people are trying to sound black. The white music I like is white.

"I like Franz Ferdinand. That's the shit."

This bitch needs to learn how to think before you speak.

[Female First]

Mimi & Jack: Hot Tub Lovin'

Parasite Hilton cannot park a car!

Mindy McCready is a stupid bitch!

Mindy McCready has mental problems, obviously. And I feel sorry for her, but the bitch is also preggers! Mindy is currently being hospitalized for overdosing on antidepressants early yesterday after a fight with her baby daddy!

According to a police report, McCready and William McKnight were arguing on the phone about whether his parents would help pay for the pregnancy. He cursed at McCready and she became angry and took about 30 antidepressant pills, the report says.

After McKnight called her back and she didn't answer, he called police and an ambulance.

Mindy is a fucking mess! She recently was arrested for drunken driving, a suicide attempt and she was arrested for trying to help a con man! Mindy's baby daddy was also arrested for trying to kill her!

Mindy it's too fucking late to have an abortion so think of your kid and lay off the crack bitch! At least white trash Brit Brit Spears stuck to Jamba-Juice and Red Bull.

Mindy had a country hit back in 1996.

[Yahoo News]

Kate Moss gets an offer from Aliens!

The Church of Scientology can help Kate Moss or so they say. Reps for the cult religion say they can help her get off drugs. Yeah if she gives them half of her salary!

''Scientology has become quite proactive in reaching out to people,'' says a source. ``Kate is a woman who needs help and Scientology feels that they can steer her in the right direction.''
They specifically want her to seek treatment from a program called Narconon which has strong links to Scientology.

Kate is said to be heading for Ibiza soon to get away from all this noise. Her contract with Rimmel is still under investigation, however Dior seems to be standing by her. They haven't issued a statement, but they haven't dropped her ass either!

[The Miami Herald]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

Latrina told the other girls she could handle the four hits of e. Enthralled by the "Dame mas gasolina" beats, no one noticed Big 'L' desperately searching for the secret entrance to Narnia. - Anonymous 5:00pm

Hot Slut of the Day!

Judith Baldwin

aka Ginger from Rescue from Gilligan's Island

Birthday Sluts

Kevin Sorbo (47)
Stella Banderas (9)
Casey Johnson (26)
Nia Vardalos (43)
Pedro Almodovar (56)

Um..should he really be doing that right next to her?

Is this Jennifer Aniston's new man?

Reports are that Jennifer Aniston is dating actor Geoff Stults whom she met on the set of her new movie The Break-Up starring Vince Vaughn.

A onset source said: "During the final weeks of filming in Chicago, she (Aniston) flirted outrageously with Geoff."

"Everyone couldn't help noticing the sexual undercurrent between them... At a buff six foot three (inches), Geoff looks like a supersized version of Brad."

Nothing to hate on here, girl needs some!

[Teen Hollywood]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this 'bow!

Congrats to all that got it right!

Meryl Streep filming Devil Wears Prada

She actually looks hot!

[Pic: A Socialite's Life]

I love me some Keanu!

I don't care what you sluts say! I just want to hop on the back of that bike and ride like our lives depended on it! And I'd totally beat down that Diane Keaton in a wrestling match. Ok maybe not, but I'd try.

What is happening to HoHan?!?

The Eyebrows - I've seen better ones on trannies.
The Extensions - She makes Paris' fake hair look real expensive.

Hey Y'all! I just had a baby now let's lay out! Get my USWeekly!

[Click on images for larger]

Paris Hilton: Drug Dealer?

Police will question lotto-playing Paris Hilton over claims that she offered teenagers drugs and alcohol. The incident reportedly happened while Paris and Nicole Richie were filming The Simple Life: Interns in Baltimore. Teenagers are reporting that Paris offered them marijuana and bourbon to loosen them up for a segment.

One of the teens involved has told police, "She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show."

If charged and found guilty Paris could face jail time and a hefty fine.

Dayum Jesus, let this come true. Paris Hilton is jail would be hotter than a life-sized twinkie!

[The Bosh]

JLove really wants attention!

I saw in an interview how Jennifer Love Hewitt read some article about Matt Damon wanting or needing a bed so she sent him one. You know she called 1-800-Sleepys. This bitch is crazy.

"There was this article and it was about Matt Damon, and he was saying that he works so much that he doesn't feel like he has a bed of his own anywhere. And it really struck me as this sort of sad thing. . "I was like, 'He's famous and he's so cute and he's Matt Damon and he should feel like he has a bed.' It just made me sad. So I sent him a bed. I sent him an AeroBed and a comforter and sheets. I wrote in there that I was a huge fan and that I wanted him to travel with it and feel like he had a bed wherever he went. .

"I never heard back from him. I have (seen him since) and he's kind of looked at me a little weird."

Duh bitch! What do you expect? If a complete stranger sent me a bed, I'd either think they were a) hitting on me or b) totally psycho! And if it came from JLove, I'd think more b than a! However, I would like an aerobed, so JLove send me that shit and I promise to look at you funny in public!

[Female First]

Dakota Fanning: Girl Scout first, World Leader next!

45yo, Dakota Fanning was sworn into the Girl Scouts of America San Fernando Valley chapter yesterday. Now, I'm officially scared. This is only a stepping-stone. She's going to be able to work a weapon soon and then we're all fucked. Trust me, aliens, sharks and Dubya have nothing on this one!











[JJB]

Kate Moss speaks!

She issued this statement:

"The only thing I'm sorry for is getting caught!"

Ok, she really said this:

"I want to apologize to all of the people I have let down because of my behavior which has reflected badly on my family, friends, co-workers, business associates and others.

"I am trying to be positive, and the support and love I have received are invaluable."

"I also accept that there are various personal issues that I need to address and have started taking the difficult, yet necessary, steps to resolve them."

All this comes in the wake of Kate losing her Chanel, H&M and Burberry contracts. Rimmel is also expected to drop her in the next few days. A police investigation has been launched and some are saying her baby daddy will file for full custody of their daughter.

Kate, this is so easy to solve. Just tell them you were snorting aspirin like Madonna did in Body of Evidence. Just pay some chinese doctor to tell the cops you have migraines and need this special aspirin to cure it. Duh! Use what you know, dumb bitch!

[Manchester Evening News]

Who will be James Bond?

Inside sources claim that Daniel Craig (right) and Henry Cavill (left) are the last two in the running to become the next James Bond. Both men have had several screentests as well as being fit into the famous James Bond tuxedo.

Daniel Craig is best known for Layer Cake with Sienna Miller and Sylvia with Gwyneth Paltrow. Henry Cavill is a relative newcomer and would be a much younger Bond at 22 years of age.

A source said: "The hunt to find the next James Bond is down to the final hurdle. But there has been a lot of in-fighting by those who will make the decision on who should get the prized role".

Another source claims that Nip/Tuck star Julian McMahon is also still in the running, but many think the role will most likely go to Daniel Craig.

What happened to Clive Owen? He would be a dreamy Bond!

[Teen Today]

J.Lo totally borrowed this from Lucille Ball!

Baby4Sale

Brit Brit Spears and her hubby Kevin Federline have signed a $1.5 Million deal with OK! Magazine for exclusive pictures an an interview. The new family will pose for pictures and speak about their new addition. Reportedly they have been shopping for a deal before Brit Brit even gave birth. Earlier reports suggested they have been asking for at least $6 Million. Looks like OK! got those bitches cheap!

They have also sold a home-video of Sean Preston's birth for an upcoming Chaotic special worth about $3 Million.

And they will be paid another $15 Million to film the first few week's of Sean's life.

Fuck, I wonder what the bidding is at for the ACTUAL baby?

[Female First]

I'm on HoHan's side...

I don't watch Laguna Beach, but I have it on good-authority that Kristin Cavallari is the star of the show. Well, Kristen had said that HoHan is a major, jealous bitch!

Kristin says: "One night when [Lohan and fellow 'Laguna Beach' star Talan] were dating, I slept in Talan's bed, I mean, I was fully clothed, wearing a long T-shirt — nothing went down,"

"Then at, like, 6 a.m. Lindsay comes in and freaks out! She starts crying, going 'Aaargh!' and slams a glass on the table. I was like, 'Are you kidding me right now?' Talan had to tell her to leave."

That bitch Kristin got off easy. If that was my man, bitch would've hadpiecess of glass in her eye! Kristin's the crazy one!

[Page Six]

Page Six Blind Items..You Guess...I Guess..

WHICH hyperactive mini-socialite has developed a big, big crush on a popular, peripatetic photographer? She has convinced herself she can "change him"

I haven't got a clue...Miss Piggy?

WHICH hot-tempered leading man is being protected by New York's Finest? The cops kept secret the Asian call girl in his hotel room

Colin Farrell

WHICH arrogant actor angered a powerful movie studio chief who had arranged for the star to meet his adoring son? When the star learned where the boy went to school, he denounced the place as "sub par."

Nicolas Cage

[Page Six]

The Dlisted Report

Joss Whedon is currently working on Wonder Woman but he has signed on to direct the fantasy-thriller Goner. It's the story of a young woman's journey that involves a great deal of horror and some heroics. It's certainly darker than 'Serenity,' and there are a lot of left turns along the way. It is something I had in mind for a while, and it just poured out of me when I finished my film. No word yet on when filming will take place. [Variety]

Bow Wow and Lucas Black will star in Fast and Furious 3: Tokyo for director Justin Lin. The film is set in the sexy, underground world of Japanese drift racing where the newest and fastest customized rides go head-to-head on some of the most perilous courses ever seen. Filming starts next month in Europe and Tokyo. [Zap2It]

Francis Ford Coppola has taken an 8-year hiatus and will direct a self-financed movie in Bucharest. He will direct Young Without Youth. The story centers on a professor whose life changes after a cataclysmic incident during the dark years before WWII. Becoming a fugitive, he is pursued through far-flung locations including Romania, Switzerland, Malta and India. Filming begins next month. [Variety]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

Finally the mystery of Jesse Metcalf's sexuality is solved. But no one expected Keebler, the most masculine of all elves to be gay! - Mandy

Hot Slut of the Day!

Cristina Monet

[For Monsteratomic]

Birthday Sluts

Julio Iglesias (62)
Kip Pardue (29)
LisaRaye (39)
Jason Alexander (46)
Rosalind Chao (48)
George C. Wolfe (51)

Brian from Survivor: Is he a homo?

If it looks like a homo, talks like a homo, walks like a homo.....is it a homo? Do any of you bitches know? Michael K, have you slept with his ass?

Say Something Nice

Charlotte Church: Um..that milk looks delicious and I'm not talking about the one in her hand!

Carnie Wilson or HoHan?!

I think my abuelita used that top to cover her sewing machine with back in the day!

Jake is sooo Toothy Tile!

Exhibit A:



[Thanks to Olivia for pic]

Don't look too closely!

This seriously made me yack! And now I have to sweep up my own fucking vomit! I hate that! Damn you Paris!



[Pic: Truth, Beauty Love and Elisa]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of these knees!

Congrats to all who got it right!

America's Next Top Cry Baby

Last night was the season premiere of Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model. I've never seen so many bitches cry in my life! Their lives are so fucking hard, they have it so rough. Anyway, FourFour has an amazingly funny recap. Check it out!

[Four Four] via [City Rag]

Mommy, I want twin ponies for Christmas!

They are totally about to make-out...

JLove sees dead people!

Jennifer Love Hewitt claims that she was visited by a ghost while taking a shower. Jennifer met with an exorcist to research her role in her new show The Ghost Whisperer in which she plays a woman who can see the dead. After her meeting, Jennifer began to notice strange things going at home. Her lights would flicker and she would hear mysterious footsteps.

But she was really spooked when she noticed a male looking in on her in the shower.

"The ghost had a crush on me and liked to see me showering."

Bitch just because he was looking at you in the shower, doesn't mean he had a crush on you? Self-centered bitch! He was trying to kill your ass! Next time run and run fast and try to head for your glass sliding door!

[Female First]

Fergie started a trend!

Jenny Mcarthy wet her pants on Howard Stern this morning! Dirty bitch!





[Double thanks to David! You're hot!]

Charlize Theron kisses ass, literally!

Charlize Theron looked stunning at the Premiere Women in Hollywood Awards and so it was only a matter of time before she got lucky. And she did! With Shirley MacLaine's ass! During a tribute to Miss Shirley, Charlize stepped from the stage and literally kissed Shirley's ass. I think she threw in a lil' tongue in there. Charlize is blaming it on her new addiction!
"It was a combination of my painkillers and the fact that everybody was paying tribute to this incredible woman, this incredible actress, so I had to go to the physical aspect of kissing her ass,"

Don't worry, Charlize isn't pulling a Valley of the Dolls, she's on killers because she suffered a neck injury during Aeon Flux. Or so she tells us.

"She loved it," Charlize added. "She said it was the best she's had all year."

Shirley did love it! She responded with: "I should get drunk with her,"

Ewww, looks like Charlize is going prune diving!

[Ananova]

STD City

The 6 Laws for Law

Sienna Miller has given Jude Law 6 laws he must abide by if they are going to get back together. Only 6? This bitch is easy!

1) Never to be unfaithful again
2) To stay away from ex-wife Sadie and her friends
3) To romance her again before considering marriage
4) To stop losing his temper
5) To let her make her own career choices
6) To let her see her friends when she wants

She got these from Sesame Street, right?

P.S. - That's a hot dress that bitch is rockin'!

[Ananova]

Someone beat the shit out of Christina Ricci!

Ok, not really. She's currently shooting a movie with Justin Timberlake called Black Snake Moan. Ricci sure does look hot all beaten down and shit. Me thinks that she be her new look.








[JJB]

The Jolies go to the Mall!

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and family decided to head out to the mall in Edmonton. Brad is currently filming a movie around there and I guess his lady decided to visit. They went to the arcade and then to an expensive dinner at China Wok. A witness heard Maddox call Brad "daddy". Just another day in the life of Brangelina.






[JJB]

Is Rimmel next?

Kate Moss has already lost her contracts with Burberry, H+M and Chanel. Her contracts with Dior, Rimmel and H. Stern are still in tact. However, Rimmel has announced that they are currently reviewing their contract with Kate. Her contract doesn't expire for another year, but no doubt the Rimmel bitches are looking for a way to cut her loose.

They issued the following statement: ``Rimmel London is shocked by recent press allegations about Kate Moss's behavior and is currently reviewing her contract,''

Fuck at this speed, Kate will be the new face of Isaac Mizrahi for Target come winter.

[Bloomberg]

Xtina congrats Brit Brit

Xtina was once quoted as saying Brit Brit had "left herself go" and that being pregnant "was career suicide", but now it looks like she's happy for her former Mickey Mouse Club cast mate. Probably, because it's one less pop bitch to compete with.

Xtina said: "My assistant came in the room when it happened and she's like, 'Britney had a boy!' and I was like, 'Oh my gosh!' .

"I don't know where I was for a while when she was pregnant but it really kicked in at that point. It's like, wow, she had a baby! That's crazy! I'm overjoyed and thrilled for her. It's such an exciting time in her life and I just wish her the best" .

Xtina said she sent a card and gift to Sean Preston and his mother. No doubt the card said:

"Dear Britney, thanks for getting fat and being a dumb bitch. Now that I've got one dumb pop cunt out of the way, I'm heading for Chestica. With Love, Xtina"

[The Bosh]

I'm over Jay McCarroll!

Project Runway winner Jay McCarroll is said to be POed at Heidi Klum after she didn't wear the dress he made for her to the Emmys. Heidi opted instead for a beautiful Christian Dior gown. Please, like she was going to wear that fool's dress!

A spokesperson for Heidi said: "The day of the Emmys, the gown just did not work. It probably was the most challenging task of 'Project Runway' ever — design a dress for a woman who has just given birth."

In other Jay news, his original one-hour special for Bravo following his win and journey may become 12 full episodes.

I'm over this bitch, he needs to just go away. He's obnoxious and not very funny. He's also truly hideous.

[Page Six] and [Reality Blurred]

The Dlisted Report

Joel Schumacher will direct and Jim Carrey will star in The Number 23 for New Line Cinema. Carrey will play a man who becomes obsessed and haunted upon reading a book that seems to be about his life but ends with a murder. The number 23 is woven throughout the plot. Shooting will commence soon. [Variety]

The Reaping starring Hilary Swank has resumed production in Baton Rouge after they were forced to evacuate due to Hurricane Katrina. The supernatural thriller will hit theaters next year. [Coming Soon]

Nicole Kidman is rumored to make a return to the West End stage playing the title role in Hedda Gabler. Nicole is in talks to star in the production in the spring of 2006. [Broadway.com]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

Toyota announces its new line of Hybrid vehicles. - Anonymous 2:45pm

[Thanks to JoyDivision for pic]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Ms. Pac Man

[For Andrea]

Birthday Sluts

Scott Baio (44)
Tom Felton (18)
Matthew Rush (33)
Bonnie Hunt (44)
Catherine Oxenberg (44)
Andrea Bocelli (47)
Joan Jett (47)
Nick Cave (48)
Debby Boone (49)
Toni Basil (62)

You know this bitch stole this dress from a tranny hooker!

And wrong number!





These pics are from Mimi's new video called "My chocha stench can melt a phone"!

Is Liv pregnant again or just fat?

[Lime-Light]

She's totally going to win, isn't she?

[Lime-Light]

Tyra is keeping it real!

Tyra Banks decided she was going to keep it real by getting an ultrasound on her tits live! She is so sick of the rumor that her tits are fake!

"I'm tired of this rumor. It's something that's followed me forever,"

OMG, this bitch hasn't even gone a month on her show and she's already running out of material. I give this show another 2 weeks TOPS!

[Yahoo]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this nose!

Congrats to all 1 million of you that got it right!

Angelina buys a rolex!

That old dude just made in a ton in comish so you know he's happy.



That tat is nasty!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Nicole Richie buys TWO coffees! That bitch is not going to drink both of those. Maybe one is an empty cup, because she can't hold her shit due to all the laxatives she's on. So she always has to carry a spare cup with her "just in case".



[Lime-Light]

New Yorkers are so weird!

This was projected on E. 14th Street, damn that's right by my house! Forget that bitch MK! She's old news!

[Untitled]

Burberry will be next!

Kate Moss was already dumped from H+M, because she was caught doing coke and the world was witness to this. Now Kate has been dumped from Chanel USA. Her contract is up next month and they won't be renewing her ass.

``We don't have any new projects with her,'' said Julie le Belvec, a Chanel spokeswoman. ``Her contract expires at the end of next month.''

Damn, this shit is serious! I thought they were just going to laugh it off. There are also rumors that Burberry will also fire Moss and hire Sienna Miller instead.

Police are also reportedly looking into the Kate Moss incident. Is this bitch going to lose her baby? Damn I feel sorry for her, but bitch should've known better.

[Bloomberg]





UPDATE - She's been dumped from Burberry too! Click here for story! [Thanks to Anonymous]

HoHan's back to red!

Finally that slut got smart and went back to her natural color. Not sure about the garb, but beggars can't be choosers!

Arrest Jordan ASAP!

Jordan screamed "What's the number to 999?" recently when she was at a London salon. Jordan called the police and demanded a police escort! When the police got there Jordan was sitting in a chair with her feet up getting pampered. Some fucking emergency!

Jordan called the police because there were paparazzi outside and she cannot be photographed until after her honeymoon because of her contract with Ok! Magazine.

An officer at the scene said: "Maybe we should arrest her for wasting police time."

They should've arrested that bitch! I would give anything to see that bitch crying in handcuffs with toe polish running all over her bare feet! Like the slut that she is!

[Ananova]

Shirley Bassey goes after Kanye West!

Shirley Bassey is mad as hell at Kanye West because he used her song for his new single Diamonds from Sierra Leone. Kanye sampled Shirley's hit Diamond are Forever without asking her! Sue his ass Shirley!

She said:"I didn't know anything about the song before its release. "He didn't ask my permission to have me singing on the his song. I didn't even know it existed until I heard him performing at the Live 8 concert. I didn't even hear from his record company, which wasn't very nice. "(Legally) it's something I want to look into, because he was very cheeky, so one way or another he is going to have to pay me a lot of money."

I wouldn't fuck with this bitch she is a drunk and will no doubt do whatever it takes to get that paper!

[Contact Music]

Teri Snatcher speaks!

There have been rumors that Teri Hatchetface was pissed at Felicity Huffman for stealing her Emmy. But Teri insists that she's not mad and she's actually (under her breath) happy for Felicity.

She said: "I didn't care at all about losing, but I just didn't want (my daughter) EMERSON to feel bad."

Bitch your daughter isn't the one that lost? Shouldn't you treat her ass that we lose more than we win! And she better get ready for lots of disappointment in life.

Anyway, Teri was busy calling her daughter and that's the reason she didn't pose for pictures. More like she was busy crying her eyes out in the ladies room and screaming "DIE FELICITY DIE! I WON'T GO BACK TO RADIOSHACK, I WON'T!"

She went on to say: "You know, I didn't win, but Felicity won, and when you come to the set next time, you can give her a big congratulations."

[Contact Music]

SJP is the richest horse in Manhattan!

Sarah Jessica Parker is the richest woman in Manhattan according to a recent survey. SJP who was the star and executive producer of Sex and the City as well as the face of Gap is estimated to rake in $38 Million a year. GD! That's a lot of hay!

Kimora Lee Simmons trailed behind only bringing in $17 Million as the scream behind Baby Phat.

Other sluts in the list include:

Nicole Kidman - $15 Million
Martha Stewart - $13.1 Million
Kiki Dunst - $8 Million
Kelly Ripa - $7 Million
Meryl Streep - $5 Million
HoHan - $3.5 Million
Sue Simmons - $2.5 Million

[New York Daily News]

Kenny Chesney speaks again!

"I'm all right. I'm good. There have been better times, but I'll be OK".

"I hit everything so hard this year I had the biggest tour I've ever done, I had a record to finish that was real important to me, and, of course, I had something new in my personal life and I was trying to do that too It really ended up being too much" .




Has anyone had sightings of him in West Hollywood yet or The Castro even?

[Female First]

Madge gets her ass booed!

Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie attended the London premiere of his movie Revolver. They refused to sign any autographs or chat up any fans, even though the other stars spent at least an hour doing so.

A crowd of nearly 2,000 got pissed that they didn't stop to sign anything so started to boo their asses! That shit is hot!

Esther however was in good spirits and said: "This is fun for me. I get to dress up and show up."

Revolver has already gotten mostly negative reviews and isn't expected to do well.

[BBC News]

It's time for sex with strangers..

Now that Jack Osbourne is skinnier he loves sex with strangers! He can't get enough of one-night stands!

He said: "One-night stands are fun. My mates reckon I've got a conquering complex, I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm a twisted man".

He also said that he has never had a problem with getting chicks, even when he was fat. Duh! Because your parents are rich as shit! He says because he's always been able to make girls laugh.

"Every time I pick up my sister Kelly's magazines it says that girls look for a good sense of humor - and they get that with me".

Would I hit that? Actually, no! I'm surprised. But yes even a slut like me would pass that up.

[Tonight]

Is it over?

Paris Latsis has been rarely seen with Paris Hilton in the past month sparking rumors that the two have called it quits. Some reports are saying that Mr. Paris' father wants nothing to do with Miss Paris' marrying his son, because she's trash.

Miss Paris has been seen around town with her record producer Scott Storch adding fuel to the fire. Some say that those two are fucking.

Who isn't she fucking?

When asked where Mr. Paris was when she attended the Emmys, Paris replied: "He is at home with the dog. He's probably on the couch right now. He doesn't like to come out to these things. He doesn't like to get his picture taken."

Does she think we're fucking lame? In the past those two would lock lips everytime a camera passed the corner. Trust me, me thinks those two are done!

[Page Six]

Brad Pitt will fire your ass!

Kristin Hahn is a pregnant woman that used to work for Brad Pitt's production company, Plan B. He co-founded the company with his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston back in 2001. Well, Brad fired the woman because she dared speak in favor of Jennifer Aniston. Kristin told Vanity Fair magazine that it would be "beyond painful" for Jenny to see Angie and Brad have a baby together.

A source claims that Brad screamed at Kristin claiming that she broke her contract by speaking about him without his consent, even though Jenny gave hers.

Please, Brad was not behind this at all. Angie won't have any Jenny-Lovers around her man. She told her girlfriend to dump the bitch.

Now, let's see what the Brad stalker has to say...

[Page Six]

And there was one...

Surprise, surprise...Maggie won the big $500,00 prize from Big Brother 6. She beat out her friend Ivette by only 1 vote. I'm surprised that Ivette actually managed to get some votes besides from Beau of course. The Big Brother finales usually aren't anything to write home about. April was a dumb bitch as usual, Sarah was cute but stupid as shit and Kaysar was waaaayyyy too serious. Otherwise, I'm glad this shit is over however I don't like the outcome. But I'm soooo glad Cappy didn't win!

[Big Brother 6]

The Dlisted Report

Harrison Ford will headline the Civil War thriller Manhunt. The project will focus on the tense days after Lincoln's assassination in 1865 and follow the New York Cavalry as it solves the mystery that eventually leads to John Wilkes Booth, uncovering a plot that threatens to plunge the nation back into war. Conger was in command of the troops when they tracked down Booth in a Virginia barn 12 days after Lincoln was shot. No other information was announced. [Variety]

Catherine Zeta-Jones will star as the title role in the remake of Mostly Martha. The original was a German film made in 2001. The story follows Zeta-Jones' chef as her life changes when she becomes the guardian of her young niece. [The Hollywood Reporter]

All Shook Up will close on Broadway this Sunday. It would have played 213 regular performances. All Shook Up tells the story of "a small town girl (Gambatese) who dreams of hitting the open road, and the guitar-playing stranger (Jackson) who brings romance, rebellion and rock 'n' roll into her life." Among the Presley tunes heard in the show are "Heartbreak Hotel," "Burning Love," "Love Me Tender," "Can't Help Falling in Love," "Jailhouse Rock," "Blue Suede Shoes," "A Little Less Conversation," "Hound Dog," "Don't Be Cruel" and "All Shook Up." [Playbill]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

Bruce Willis was all ready to work that old Moonlighting magic when he spotted the "Jude Law was here" tattoo on Miss Italia 2005. - Mofo Lobo

Hot Slut of the Day!

Debbie Allen

Birthday Sluts

Luke Wilson (34)
Maggie Grace (22)
Nicole Richie (24)
Liam Gallagher (33)
Bridget Moynahan (35)
Ricki Lake (37)
Faith Hill (38)
Darva Conger (39)
Cheryl Hines (40)
Bill Murray (55)
Jerry Bruckheimer (60)

Michael K and Lahoma00 on prom night

Look at us! We were the belles of the fucking ball!

Romjin Lettuce is off the market

Rebecca Romjin Lettuce and Jerry O'Connell are engaged to wed! They have been dating for over a year and became engaged this past weekend in New York.

They issued the following statement;

"We couldn't be happier and are looking forward to the next chapter of our lives,"

And in other couple news..Meadow Soprano has reportedly left her husband AJ reports iVillage.

While one dies another is born...

[Yahoo News]

The Comeback Canned!!!

This was one of the funniest shows this past season for me. I fucking looked forward to shit every Sunday. Well, HBO decided to pull the plug on it and won't be producing anymore episodes of the Lisa Kudrow/Michael Patrick King comedy. The show didn't do well ratings wise and already aired its last episode. I will miss you Valerie Cherish!

[E! Online]

The Surreal Life 6

The new cast has been announced, do you have any idea who at least 3 of these people are?

STEVE HARWELL
SHERMAN HEMSLEY
TAWN KITAEN
C.C. DEVILLE
ANDREA LOWELL
ALEXIS ARQUETTE

and guest-therapist FLORENCE HENDERSON

[Press Release]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this smile!

Congrats to those who got it right!

THIS AIN'T RIGHT!

Why is her nose doing that? Is it all the coke, seriously?



[Pic: A Socialite's Life]

Marcia Cross is utter perfection!

Everytime I look at Marcia Cross I want to swim into her abyss. I want to drink nectar from her lips. She is absolutely perfect and I don't care what you skanks say! She has entered into Dlisted Royalty along with Posh, Jordan, Mena Suvari and Gong Li!











[JJB]

The Rock taps some Sarah Michelle Gellar ass!

Don't worry it's from movie they are in called Southland Tales. The Rock is looking hot and slimmer these days. I'm into the non-bulkiness of his ass. I still can't stand that bitch Gellar. Sorry to all you Buffy fans!

LOL!!! I love the look on Kelly Ripa's face

Bitch looks like she got super-slammed by her hunky hubby Mark Consuelos. So hard that she's momentarily brain-dead. What am I saying? Kelly Ripa is PERMANENTLY brain-dead!



[Lime-Light]

Hm...not the word I'd use describe her ass...

Skanky, Slutty, Stinky...anything but um..sexy...



Is that Joey Buttafuco hitting on her ass? You know she'd hit that!



[Lime-Light]

You guys! Your favorite is donating her Emmy dress!

She has such a fucking giving heart. Star's dress will be auctioned. So far the dress will most likely get at least half a chicken wing and a dirty condom.

Gay husband not included.

[AP Wire]

How many brain cells are between them?

Charlotte Lurch will tear a slut apart!

Charlotte Lurch will literally kill you if you go anywhere near her man, rugby star Gavin Henson:

"I get jealous when girls are overly flirtatious. I just find it blatantly rude if I'm stood there and they can see I'm with my fella.

"Then I might just say a few quiet words - something like, 'Back off'.

"But what annoys me more is if a bloke flirts back. It is blatant disrespect - if Gavin did that I would flatten him."

Gavin received a text message from Charlotte once that read this:

"You're not making me feel good with all these sluts in my man's company."

I believe this bitch, she is ruthless! She'll fucking cut your bones out and then pick her teeth with em.

[Ananova]

Damn, this is serious!

Kate Moss has been fired from H+M after photos of her snorting cocaine were published in The Daily Mirror. Despite her apologies to the company, they are seriously against this kind of behavior. Well in public, anyway. Doesn't every model do this sort of thing. Bitch was dumb enough to get caught!

The company issued the following statement:

"H&M has decided to cancel the advertising campaign with model Kate Moss. H&M distances itself strongly from drugs and for several years has been actively engaged in drug prevention work with the Mentor Foundation,"

"After examining the situation H&M decided that the campaign with Kate Moss is not compatible with H&M's clear rejection of drugs,"

Kate was getting paid $1.8 Million for the campaign to model Stella McCartney's line for H+M.

Look at the bright side Kate, you are now free to snort drugs as much as you want! In public even!

[Reuters UK]

Bitch knows she's a wanted woman!

Super-bitch, Naomi Campbell has requested a bullet-proof limousine when she visits Colombia. That's because this bitch knows somebody wants her head on a fucking platter! She is set to judge a modeling contest in Bogota, a crime-ridden city.

Also, Yvonne Scio, the bitch that claimed Naomi beat her ass down added this to her statement: "First she shoved me against the wall, then she tried to grab my face and finally she let rip with two or three violent punches in my face. I was absolutely stunned. She was like Mike Tyson"

Like Mike Tyson? That is fucking hot! OMG I would pay so much money to see Mike Tyson and Naomi Campbell in a ring together! Mike would bite the shit out of her ear and Naomi would go straight for the throat!

[Softpedia]

Christian Slater is free to grope women!

Christian Slater has avoided the slammer as long as he stays out of trouble for the next six-months. Christian was arrested back in May after a woman claimed that he groped her inappropriately on the street. He was arrested and convicted.

However, the case is now closed. "The case is dismissed, and we are very pleased with the outcome," his lawyer, Eric Franz, said Monday outside Manhattan Criminal Court.

[USA Today]

Right where she belongs!

Mariah Scarey is reportedly house hunting in the English countryside. Can I not tell you how perfect this is? This is exactly where Mimi belongs. She honestly would become best friends with Jordan and together they would rule that town while wearing clothes that are 2 sizes too small for them!

A source said: "Mariah has instructed her people to look for places in Ladbroke Grove and around Old Street. She loves the warehouses as they remind her of New York. "She also likes Kensington and Marylebone, too".

Mimi loves England and can't wait to start speaking like them! She said: "I love the way they speak - the cockney accent - so I'm going to learn it" .
This is too perfect for words!

[Female First]

Teri Snatcher is a rude bitch!

I was wondering why there weren't any pictures of Teri Snatcher with her Desperate Housewives co-stars? And the reason is because Teri is a jealous bitch! Apparently Teri didn't like the fact that her co-star Felicity Huffman walked away with Best Actress in a Comedy instead of her. So when they were all backstage she refused to pose with them for a group photo.

What a bitch! Doesn't she remember she was once in Radio Shack commercials and she easily be sent back there if she doesn't simmer down!?!

[Page Six]

Oprah & Hermes

So I watched Oprah's opening to her 20th season. Anyway, she spoke to Jennifer Aniston and then came her time to discuss the whole Hermes fiasco. Remember when the story broke that Oprah was not let into Hermes in Paris and she believed it was because she was black. There were several version of the story, some saying that the store was very much closed and Oprah demanded to be let in and threw a diva-like tantrum and calling it "the worst thing to happen to her ever." There was also a version that the store was opened, but that they didn't let her in because she was black and there were several robberies in the area made by Africans.

But Oprah decided to clear the air. Why, I don't know. But she spent nearly 20 minutes "setting the story straight." Basically, she says that the store was beginning to close but looked very much in action. She said that she encountered one very rude salesperson who didn't know if she should let Oprah in and went back and forth with her manager. The answer was finally a big NO! that Oprah should not be let in. Needless to say Miss O was very embarrassed.

So Oprah called the President of Hermes USA just to explain to him what had happened. She then had him on the show and he basically said that the store was closing for a special event and then went on to say that the salesgirl really didn't know who she was. In which Oprah interrupted him and was like "It wasn't about that!" Anyway, the segment basically ended with Oprah looking like she made a mountain out of a molehill. But you know the bitch got Berkin bags for days out of this.

I mean how many of us have been treated rudely by a salesperson, I know I have. And you don't see my ass crying about it!

Oh she's donating $10 Million to Hurricane Katrina. I thought that was nice. She's also starting a gift registry to victims that lost everything. I think that's a good idea also. So if you'd like to buy a toaster or something, you can do so here.

The Dlisted Report

Rosario Dawson will star in both Killshot and Passion of the Clerks for The Weinstein Co. John Madden is directing Elmore Leonard's Killshot with Johnny Knoxville, Diane Lane, Mickey Rourke and Thomas Jane in talks to star. Passion of the Clerks is the Kevin Smith sequel to Clerks. [Variety]

George Lucas is currently scouting for writers to pen the Star Wars TV series. The show is currently shrouded in secrecy and George plans to have all work done at Skywalker Ranch to keep everything a secret. They will start work in January with shooting to begin in 2007 in Australia. [Dark Horizons]

Simon Russell Beale will replace Tim Curry in Spamalot on Broadway. He will begin performances December 20th. [Playbill]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

"Thank you Jesus! Its like an 8 piece bucket with a butthole and a collar!" - whats a toothy tile?

Hot Slut of the Day!

Polly Holliday

Birthday Sluts

Maggie Cheung (41)
Asia Argento (30)
Michelle Visage (37)
Gary Cole (49)
Debbie Morgan (49)
Sophia Loren (71)

Chestica's got a new man!

And looks like Nick is happy with this, because he's pushing her head towards her new daddy!

Who do you think has the most foul smelling coochie?

Surprise Surprise...Tara Reid ran away with 72% ! I guess there's some of you out there that really have it out for that skank! And I have to agree with y'all!

Thanks for voting!

Don't drop the soap!

Lil' Kim started her 366-day prison sentence today in an East Coast federal prison. Do you think Kim is going to be someone's bitch or get a bitch? And how does lesbian lovin' work in the clink? Do they do you with the end of a broom like in the movies?

Stay strong Kim! Can I borrow your Bentley while you're gone?

Laura Bush on "Hurricane Carrina"

Watch this hot clip of our first lady, Laura Bush calling Hurricane Katrina, Hurricane Carrina. What a dumb bitch!

Watch it

Damn, Chestica's looking beat-up lately!

I really don't know how Nick can stand this bitch! One day he's totally gonna lose it and we're going to have another Robert Blake on our hands!

What's the number to 911?!?!?

A raccoon is attacking Jordan's feet!

Paris Hilton has a heart of gold!

She gives to those less-fortunate! Too bad she's still a skank!

I know you're going to scream at me for this...

Star Jones doesn't look half bad..OMG..I'm ready for the backlash!

Jada Pinkett is hardcore!

Jada Pinkett Smith is in that band Wicked Wisdom. They suck, I've downloaded some of that shit. Jada takes the rock thing way too seriously. She looks like shit! I like glam Jada better. Put on some heels and lipstick, bitch! You aren't a dyke or are you?

Marcia Cross is perfection!

[Pic: Goldenfiddle]

A love that will never die!

Kate Moss has ended things for the one hundredth time to crackhead Pete Doherty and he didn't take that shit well!

Kate probably feels its best for her career if she leaves his ass! But Pete reportedly went on a drug and booze bender after Kate dumped him. Um, doesn't he do that sort of thing anyway?

And in other news, apparently Burberry didn't like those pictures of Kate snorting the good shit.

Apparently they dumped the bitch and have quickly hired Sienna Miller to take her place. Kate will also attend rehab in fear that they will snatch her baby from her. Dumb bitch!

One this is certain, this has done WONDERS for this bitch's career! She's now in the papers like every minute!

[The Sun] [Thanks to Tushkin]

J.Lo will ruin yet another career!

Remember that mega-turkey Gigli? J.Lo practically ruined her career and Ben his.

Well, that bitch hasn't learned her lesson, because she's about to ruin the career of her latest husband. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will star in Who Killed Hector Lavoe?

J.Lo said: "It's the story of a singer and I'll be his wife,"

She is seriously going to be responsible for ruining more careers than crack!

I remember when she talked about how she wanted to remake Casablanca for her and Ben Affleck to star. Now that shit would've been hot!

[Ananova]

Madge will break your ass in two!

Supermodel, Eva Herzigova has got her eye on Madonna's main man, Guy Ritchie! Eva thinks Guy is the dreamiest and can't wait to wrap her bony hands around him!

Eva said: "Guy Ritchie is definitely the most attractive man in Britain. He's just so tall and classy and he dresses well. He's also the best family man - it looks like he's really good with the kids."

"Basically, he's the perfect man, but there's one problem - he's married to Madonna."

Ooo Esther better watch her ass! Eva is going to slide through one of her keyholes and steal her man!

[Female First]

Kate Moss digs Orgies!

Sources are claiming that Kate Moss is into drug-fueled lesbian orgies and has had many of them with her close friends! Kate becomes super horny while high on cocaine and quickly puts together lesbian orgies to get her groove on! She's included one of her best friends Sadie Frost in on a few them. Sadie's then-husband Jude Law, apparently became so jealous that Kate included him on one of their play dates!

One source claims that Kate screwed both Sadie Frost and TV star Davinia Taylor one night. "Kate was high and the other two [Frost and Taylor] were drunk at a bash They went up to a suite and got in bed together They were watching television together when Kate started chatting about sex

"She had already been to bed with Sadie - so she asked Davinia if she had ever done it before They started snogging and soon they were having a threesome with Sadie"

Suspiciously this comes only days after photos of Kate snorting cocaine surfaced. If this is all true, Kate Moss is my newest idol. She's such a slut!

[HT Tabloid]

He didn't want to be my baby daddy!

It now seems that the reason for Renee Zellweger annulling her marriage to Kenny Chesney comes down to her biological clock. Yeah right, more like her vagina wanted attention and Kenny's lil' friend wasn't going to skip that way! The UK Daily Mail claims that Renee wants babies and Kenny doesn't want any!

Sources close to Renee claim that she was eager to start a family, like now and Kenny wanted to wait.

A source said: "Her biological clock is ticking loudly. She is desperate to have children. Renee's understanding was that Kenny wanted a family too. It was Kenny who got cold feet."

In the above picture it looks like Renee wanted a baby so bad that she tried to get preggers from her wedding bouquet! Poor thing!

[National Ledger]

Boooooo-Ya!

Jude Law decided that he was going to show support for his on-and-off girlfriend, Sienna Miller, by attending her finale performance of As You Like It on the London stage. But well, that turned out to be not such a good idea when the audience started to boo his ass once they caught sight of him! I guess they don't like the fact that Jude stuck his willy into another chick while engaged to Sienna. Well Jude had to flee backstage once they turned on him.

A source said:"It was quite incredible. The crowd were clearly far from happy. "At the end of the show one woman threw something at him which looked somewhat like a pair of pants and then the audience slowly started to boo at him. It was rather embarrassing for all concerned".

Someone threw a pair of pants?! That isn't such a bad thing. Maybe they wanted a piece of him. Who the fuck would throw their pants at someone? Don't you throw things like your shoe, but pants. I'm befuddled!

[Teen Today]

Emmy Schlemmy!

I sat through 95 hours of the Emmy Awards last night. The big upset seemed to be Desperate Housewives losing to Everybody Loves Raymond for best comedy. Whatever, those bitches get everything! You know Teri Hatcher is pissed that she lost out to Felicity Huffman. There's going to be hell to pay today on the DH set. Another big surprise came when Patricia Arquette won for her role on Medium. I mean, have you seen that fucking show? It's terrible and she's terrible! Everybody seemed to think Glenn Close was taking to that one home, but I guess they decided to give it to the pair of tits!

Overall it was a pretty boring evening. Nobody looked that terrible or that amazing. To me it was a complete waste of 4 hours of my life, but what else was I going to do?

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

We're all fake blondes - Vanessa

Hot Slut of the Day!

Tracie Spencer

Birthday Sluts

Jeremy Irons (57)
Lydia Hearst (21)
Cheri Oteri (40)
Jimmy Fallon (31)
Sanaa Lathan (34)
Marc Jacobs (37)
Lita Ford (47)
Joan Lunden (55)
Freda Payne (63)

Attack of the Clones!

Hot Slut of the Week: Dorothy Hamill

Age: 49
Birthday: July 26, 1956
Birth Name: Dorothy Stuart Hamill

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: September 13, 2005

Claim to Fame: That fucking hair! And, winning the gold medal during the 1976 Olympics.

Where is she now? She will be a featured judge on Fox's Skating with Celebrities.

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Because she started a trend with that hideous hair! And the bitch can skate!

Goodbye Janelle!

Janelle was sent packing on Friday when Ivette evicted her from Big Brother 6. From the beginning I loved this bitch! Janelle was the front-runner to win the $500,000 but lost the last challenge to Ivette forcing Ivette to keep her promise with Maggie and boot out Janelle. Oh well, this bitch doesn't need the money. Ok, yeah she does. But whatever. Now, I'm not sure who should get that dough. Me thinks Maggie is going to be the one holding the big check at the end of all this. This reeks of Season 4!

[Janelle's Bio]

Valentino thinks Paris Hilton is trash!

When Valentino was asked if it was true he was designing Paris Hilton's wedding dress, he responded with:

"No, I don't like her. She is marrying the son of a friend of mine. They have billions. She is vulgar, and she is not even pretty."

"The Hiltons, they have nothing."

Damn that's cold! True, but cold!

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For the sake of our kid!

Looks like Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen have reconciled. The two were spotted yesterday shopping and holding hands. Charlie even bought his wife a watch. Damn, this bitch is surely dickmatized!

Finally the moment has arrived!

I have been waiting for this moment forever! And it has finally come! Several photos have surfaced of Jordan's wedding to Peter Andre. There are seriously no words that can describe this event. I would say trashy, but that's a terrible understatement. It looks like a bottle of Pepto-Bismol exploded onto a trailer. But at least Harvey is there to brighten things up. He's really hot shit! So enjoy and feel free to bash! I'm off to brunch now and church (yeah right) and will post more later! Happy Sunday, y'all!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Markie Post

Birthday Sluts

James Marsden (32)
Alison Lohman (26)
Jada Pinkett Smith (34)
Lance Armstrong (34)
James Gandolfini (44)
Lori and Reba (44)