Kate Moss has told her new employers H&M that she indeed dabbled in a little of the powdery stuff like the pictures of her in The Mirror chronicle. Kate is due to model the store's upcoming line featuring the designs of Stella McCartney.
Tori Spelling is the latest celebrity marriage to bite the dust. Tori and her husband of 1 year, Charlie Shanian have called it splits.
Zellweger on "fraud"
Ryan Phillipe doesn't like the kind of movies his wife, Reese Witherspoon makes. Neither do I, but I've never starred in I Know What You Did Last Summer. The two have starred in Cruel Intentions together and when asked if they would ever do another movie together, Reese replied:
Singer, Anastacia wants to be Elton John's flower bitch at his wedding to David Furnish. She has tons of wedding knowledge since she used to be a wedding singer.
Seann William Scott is single and hasn't had much luck with the ladies. But various sources have told me that this bitch is as gay as GAL Reynolds. Can anyone confirm this?
Fishsticks Paltrow is always talking shit about the US. Little does this bitch know that this country helped create her fishy ass! She recently said:
As much as we would love Brit Brit's baby to be called PMS, it ain't going to happen. The proud parents released a statement declaring that their new son's name is Sean Preston.
Renee Zellweger claimed "fraud" on court papers filed yesterday, annulling her 4-month marriage to Kenny Chesney.
Survivor: Guatemala debuted last night on CBS and cast it's first victim in Jim, a retired firefighter captain. You know the old bitches are always the first to go. The new Survivor also brought back last season's big heroes, Stephanie and Bobby Jon. For their first big challenge both teams had to race 11-miles. Bobby Jon who is supposed to be all strong and shit almost died. I guess he didn't drink enough water and almost had a seizure. His eyes rolled to the back of his head and everything, it was hot! Well, Bobby Jon's team didn't do to well in the second challenge and they had to send this old fart home.
Simon Baker and Adrian Grenier have joined the cast of The Devil Wears Prada. Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep currently headline the film. Written by Aline Brosh McKenna, the film is about a small-town girl who gets a job working for a major fashion magazine. Baker will play a writer at the magazine who tries to help the young woman survive life in the big city. Shooting begins this fall in New York. [Variety]
I just got a friendster message from some girl named Alevtina. It's so hot. Look at what she says:
Heather McCartney had an embarrassing moment recently at JLo's offices in New York. Heather was there to deliver a DVD of animals being killed for their furs. Heather works closely with Peta and was there to personally send a message to Jennifer Lopez to urge her to stop using fur in her fashion line. But security guards did not allow her to enter and manhandled Heather which caused her prosthetic leg to come detached.
"I found another door open which led on to a stairwell. At least she could have the private moment she needed."
This sad! But reminds me of how my stepmother had a prosthetic leg and I thought about hiding it from her so she would have to crawl around looking for it. But that bitch deserved it!
I know that CZJ loves excess but this ridiculous. Apparently, Catherine Zeta-Jones spends nearly $50 a bottle containing air from her native Wales.
St. John used to be one of my favorite ads to look at. You know with that old, blonde bitch surrounded by men in tuxedos. Then that stupid bitch Gisele took over and it was never the same.
The Daily Mirror has published pictures of model Kate Moss snorting a huge line of cocaine while her junkie-boyfriend Pete Doherty looks on.
While her boyfriend and his friends watch, the model prepares around 20 lines of the Class A drug, using a credit card to separate the powder into neat rows.
Kate Moss who was in rehab back in 1998 has since denied that she has used any hard drugs. Unfortunately, The Mirror doesn't have any of these picture on their website.
If any of you come across these, let me know asap!!!!
Bruce Willis, Bruce Dern and Virginia Madsen have hopped on board The Polish Brothers' The Astronaut Farmer. The film also stars Billy Bob Thornton. The story centers on an eccentric farmer (Thornton) who dreams of space travel and sets out to build a rocket in his barn. His neighbors consider him an oddity, the government thinks he is a threat and the media see him as a story. Shooting is currently underway in New Mexico. [The Hollywood Reporter]
Michael K has introduced me to the wonderful world of Jordan, so wasn't I surprised when I was watching my favorite TV show, Footballers Wives, and that bitch shows up! She appears at Harley and Shannon's wedding and acts like a fucking slut (Note: This TV wedding is NOT as classy as her real wedding, which Michael K has chronicled). She grabs her tits and tells Shannon that her boobs are the best thing that ever happened to her. All while wearing a fucking tiara! Move over Meryl Streep, Jordan is in town!
THE FEDERFETUS HAS ARRIVED!!