Say Something Nice

Sarah Jessica Parker: Um...loved her in Girls Just Want to Have Fun!

Big Brother's Janelle!

Big Brother's Janelle won America's Choice giving her a walk-on role on Two and a Half Men. The other bitches in the house were so pissed off at her ass! Because Janelle wins everything!

From the bottom of my KFC belly...

Cityrag reports that our favorite white-trash-mother-to-be Brit Brit Spears has fucking gained 51lbs! Damn, that's an Olsen! During her last stages of being preggers, Brit Brit reportedly has become addicted to fried chicken and milkshakes. Brit Brit loves her some Koo Koo Roo in Los Angeles and especially likes their fried chicken. She also enjoys them frappuccinos from Starbucks.

The average weight gain due to pregnancy is 28 to 40lbs. I knew that slut was fat, but dayum! Eat some salad or something, shit!

[Cityrag]

A Drunk Ass Jessica Simpson!

A drunk Jessica seems so much more fun than a fake Jessica! Damn, that tongue turns me on a little.



I have no idea who that dude is. I wonder if he experienced first-hand some of her tongue talents?



[Oh No They Didn't]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

In the classic tradition of Spain's
"Running of The Bulls"

We now have Poland's
"Running of The Bowels"

Polish officials are hoping this new sport will catch on with tourists - Pandemonium

Hot Slut of the Day!

Jane Wyman

[For Lahoma00]

Birthday Sluts

Ryan Phillipe (31)
Guy Ritchie (37)
Colin Firth (45)
Kate Burton (48)
Amy Irving (52)
Joe Perry (55)

Say Something Nice Friday...

Reese Witherspoon: Um..she has a hot husband!

Little Star

Lola seriously looks like her mother more and more each day. Well before the whole botox thing. And Madonna's ex, Carlos Leon is still hot! I heart Lola!

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this claw!

Congrats to all (most) of you who got it right!

First Anna Wintour...

Then Alicia Silverstone! What is the world coming to?!? With Jordan's wedding tomorrow, I hope that bitch and her fat tits fall down the aisle!




[Lime-Light]

Is Gwynnie going gray?!

Her roots look like dishwater!

[Lime-Light]

Frances Bean speaks!

Frances Bean spoke out to Teen Vogue, but not about her mother being a crackhead. She instead spoke about her mother's fashion sense.

13yo Frances said: "I prefer it when she's a classy starlet. I don't really like her hard-metal stuff, or when she doesn't brush her hair,"

"I'm a different person. She tells me to live free and be free, but listen to other people's advice, but I don't always follow it."

Poor Frances!

[Sky News]

[Thanks Frans]

Madge's Motorola Commercial!

Below are some stills from Madonna's upcoming commercial for Motorola. The bitch got paid $8 Million to do this shit! I like the first picture..but in the second one she kind of looks like she's trapped underwater and gasping for air! Damn, the film painters on this one were working overtime!





[Drowned World]

Is JLo going through "the change?"

Below is a picture of Jennifer Lopez with a corpse in NYC, yesterday. Ok it was probably high 70s or low 80s and this bitch dresses like its cold and shit! The other day she photographed in a wool turtleneck in September! Maybe I'm being crazy, but does she suffer from some always cold disease? Or maybe it's that cold heart of hers!

P.S. - Bear with me, it's a slow news day for me!

Where in the world has Ricki Lake been?

At least she has a new man... I miss that trash show of hers! Go Ricki! Go Ricki! Go Go, Go Ricki!

Just remove your arms, we've seen your tits already!

I love me some Versace, y'all!

You know Brit Brit Spears says Versace the way Nomi Malone said it in Showgirls. Donatella Versace has promised a wardrobe fit for a white trash princess or prince! Donatella apparently called Brit Brit and offered to design a whole collection for her baby at no cost to the singer!

Brit Brit of course accepted the offer. Expect this poor kid to be seen wearing leather diapers, spandex onesies and rhinestone nipple rings. Oh and lots and lots of Swarvoski crystals! Actually, that baby is probably just going to be one Swarvorski crystal!

[rediff]

Kimberly Stewart is a Grade A Bitch!

Here's a joke she told Stuff Magazine for their October issue...

"What has three legs and lives on a farm?"

"Paul McCartney and his wife."

Someone really need to give that blonde cunt a major ass-whooping! I have a joke for her:

"What does Paris Hilton's diarrhea look like?"

"Kimberly Stewart"

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MK Olsen will kill that slut!

MK Olsen is a force to be reckoned with. Yes she's 2 inches shy of 2 feet, but don't fuck with her ass! She recently told her friend that she would beat down a model named May Anderson for hitting on her ex-boyfriend David Katzenberg.

MK was overheard screaming into her celly: "I'll kill that fucking slut!"

That's my kind of lady! MK and David split last year, but I guess the doll-sized mogul still has feelings for his ass!

How do people know she was talking about May? Maybe she's pissed at Ashley for flushing all her dexatrim down the toilet!

[Page Six]

Adios Howie!

Last night on Big Brother 6, that bitch Ivette sent Howie packing! For a minute I thought she was going to be smart enough to vote out Yapril instead. Yapril is a dumb bitch who deserves to be sent home! If she wins I swear I'm going to jump through my screen and beat down Julie Chen! But good prevailed when Janelle won HOH. Janelle better send Haggie home ASAP! Janelle also has a chance in turning those Friendship bitches against each other. She should cut a deal with Ivette to keep her in the game and then tell Yapril and Haggie that Ivette a cut a deal with her. Then those bitches know Ivette turned her back on them, thus garnering their votes for Janelle. Pack your bags bitches!

Howie's Bio

The Dlisted Report

Ewan McGregor will star in the $18 Million The Great Pretender. Ewan is just finishing his run in the West End revival of Guys and Dolls. The script concerns two ambitious producers in the 1930s who hire the hell-raising Hollywood legend Leslie Grangely to play Bonnie Prince Charlie in a movie about Scotland's Jacobite Rebellion in the 18th century. [Variety]

Comedy Central has signed a new deal with South Park creators keeping the show on the air until 2008. The network has granted 42 new episodes of the show. Trey Park and Matt Stone will continue to write, direct and edit every episode of the show. [Variety]

Universal Pictures will distribute the Outkast Musical for the big screen. Set amidst the backdrop of a 1930s southern speakeasy, the film follows two characters, Percival (Andre Benjamin), the club's piano player, and Rooster (Antwan Patton), the club's lead performer and manager, through intersecting stories of love and ambition. The film will feature songs from the duo's next album. The cast also includes Ving Rhames, Terrence Dashon Howard, Patti LaBelle, Macy Gray and Ben Vereen. [Coming Soon]

Gary Oldman is the latest star to climb aboard Alfonso Cuaron's The Children of Men. The flick will star Clive Owen, Julianne Moore and Charlie Hunnam. Shooting begins soon for a September 2006 release. [MTV]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

after being abandoned by gwen, the harajuku girls were forced to learn a marketable skill. - whatwouldjanicedickinsondo

Hot Slut of the Day!

Princess Michael of Kent

Birthday Sluts

Hugh Grant (45)
Michelle Williams (25)
Goran Visnjic (33)
Rachel Hunter (36)
Adam Sandler (39)
Tom Wopat (54)

He's almost worse than the cat lady!

Steve Erhardt is fucking nuts! He's a Los Angeles celebrity hairdresser and make-up artist that has dropped nearly $250k on plastic surgery! The bitch has had over 30 procedures to look that disgusting!

Steve told ET: "When you're in Hollywood, you have to keep yourself together and looking good to extend your career. My photo gallery in my salon is like a chameleon. It's pretty amazing how I've changed over the years."

He looks like a chameleon alright! Steve had his first surgery in 1987 by Michael Jackson's surgeon. You know this bitch is nuts when he went to see the same surgeon as Jacko!

But, Steve is content by the way he looks now.

"I'm content with myself now because I've done everything that bothered me,"

If I saw this bitch walking down the street, I'd probably pull a Matrix and fly my ass to safety!



[ET Online]

Anna Wintour is a clumsy bitch!

Here's Vogue ediatrix Anna Wintour at the US Open falling off her chair like an idiot! Or maybe that woman behind her pushed her! Everyone hates Anna!




[City Rag]

No Title Necessary

[Hey Karen 2]

Tara's been fired!!!!

It seems that E! has beckoned Tara Reid and company back home to the states from abroad cutting short their dreams of cable TV superstardom! They were supposed to shoot 2 more episodes, but that shit ain't happening!

Good, because that show sucked! What sucked the most is that Tara basically didn't do anything. They went to the running of the bulls and I was praying to God to see this bitch get her fake tits ran over by dozens of bulls! But this didn't happen! She didn't even run with them, she chickened out!

E! should've put that shit in her contract! They should've put her fucking life in danger! That's what viewers want to see! We want to see our Tara Reid get torched in Tahiti and slaughtered in Slovenia!

[Defamer]

Damn! That's Toni Braxton!

Channeling Lil' Kim....

Nose job Jack!

The lovely City Rag did a comparison on Jack Osbourne's new neat nose. But maybe since he lost all that fat, nose fat came off? That doesn't make any sense, but that's what his rep should say!





[City Rag]

Star Jones' wifey can't get her preggers!

Or maybe they just don't do the deed. But Star said that her ass may be too old to have babies so Big Gay Al and her may adopt. That's so Object of My Affection! A fag and his hag raising a kid!

Star said: "We have to live with the truth. I'm 43, and although my body is still capable of carrying a baby, maybe, I'm not sure that it will be an easy process. We're not even sure if it's something we want to focus our attention on in the beginning of our marriage.

We both decided that if it doesn't happen naturally, that adoption is the definite way for us to go, she said. We believe so strongly in adoption, and there are so many African-American babies that could use homes."

That bitch can't have a baby, because she removed most of her organs to get skinny! And it ain't even possible since Gay Al always wants her to strap one on him!

[Web India]

[Thanks to Cajcaj!]

Hunter S. Thompson's Suicide Note

No more games. No more bombs. No more walking. No more fun. No more swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No fun--for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax--this won't hurt.

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this cleavage!

Congrats to those who guessed it right!

Mischa & Richie are the new HoHan & Richie!

Whadda hell is Mischa wearing? Nicole looks like a milkmaid, but a hot one!

[Lime-Light]

An Unfinished Life

So this movie was supposed to be JLo's big fucking break. It was supposed to show everyone that this bitch could act and hopefully garner her an Oscar nomination. But that doesn't seem to be the case anymore. The flick has been sitting on the shelf for almost 2 years and earlier test screening audiences hated this shit!

Sounds good on paper: The director is Lasse Hallstrom and the stars include Robert Redford and Morgan Freeman. It's about a down on her luck woman, desperate to provide care for her daughter, moves in with her father in-law from whom she is estranged. Through time, they learn to forgive each other and heal old wounds.

Sounds like Hallmark Hall of Fame if you ask me!

So last night was the rinky dinky premiere and here's some pics..



Here's JLo with a face of death!

Brad Pitt as Jesse James

Yawn....

Charlotte Lurch is a slut!

Exhibit A:

Jordan Wedding Watch: 2 Days to go!

That stupid piece of UK trash Jordan and her tits are set to walk down the aisle this Saturday in England. But there's more trouble! She has invited loads of celebs and many of them are turning down her invitation. This has her freaked out, because she promised a UK magazine that there would be loads of stars. The stupid mag paid the idiot $2 Million!

Charlotte Lurch was due to sing, but pulled out at the last minute. Shane Richie, Simon Cowell, Denise Van Outen and Davina McCall have also turned down her invite.

Shane Richie said: "I'd rather get my tits caught in the fridge door then go to Jordan's wedding, to be honest, I don't even know them."

A source said: "It's a mess. Jordan promised the magazine she would get loads of celebrity mates along to the wedding as part of her deal with them. But the fact is she doesn't really have many celebrity mates.

"Unless she rustles some stars up in the next few days, it's going to be really embarrassing for her."

Poor Jordan! If the bitch was smart (which she isn't) she would call Posh and tell her that Vanity Fair Magazine wants her for their cover and just her! Then that stupid bitch Posh would show up and the photogs would go crazy! God Jordan, this isn't brain surgery! Put in a tape of Dynasty and start your scheming!

[Ananova]

Finally some TomKat news!

I've been waiting in anticipation on any kind of news from those twin crazies and now we finally have some. Not much, but it's something. Katie Holmes will take on Tom Cruise's name when she marries the fool. Both of Tom's ex-wives kept their maiden names when they married him. But Katie is getting paid more, so she'll change her name professional and personally to Katie Cruise.

A source close to the couple said: "Tom calls her Kate, so he suggested she start going by that professionally. The surname change is something old-fashioned Holmes has always been keen on."

Katie will also have a 9-inch penis permanently attached for Mr. Cruise's pleasure.

[Ananova]

HoHan is an angel sent from God!

HoHan was out recently at a New York restaurant when she befriended a girl from New Orleans. Apparently the girl came for the day, but couldn't go back because of the Hurricane. HoHan felt bad, because the girl had nowhere to go so she offered to care for her. What a beautiful soul she has!

She said: "There was this girl the other night I was at dinner and she was from New Orleans. She came here (to New York) for a trip for the day. "Ironically, she couldn't go back and she is here. So I kind of took her under my wing. I said: 'Do you want to come and stay with us for the rest of the night?' It's just the scariest thought. I can't even imagine it."

The article failed to mention that this little girl robbed that bitch blind!

[Irish Examiner]

Christina Applegate is a dirty whore!

Ok, not really. But she confesses how when in Amsterdam recently she enjoyed a live sex show! She wouldn't dare go into strip clubs, but live sex is ok in her book. Damn, she's nasty.

She said: "I could never go to a strip club... I've been to a live sex show, but I haven't been to a strip club. It's completely different. ."They have them in Amsterdam. I had to (go and see it), I was in Amsterdam. .

It was interesting. They would do their thing and then they would get up and bow and that was really cute. It's really sweet, actually, in some sort of twisted way. ."

But my question is...did she jack to it?

[Female First]

Brown Walls, Brown Hands

Tommy Lee recalls one memorable meeting with that crow of a man, Ozzy Osbourne. Tommy invited Ozzy up to his hotel suite to hang out. When Ozzy arrived the unthinkable happened.

Tommy recalls: "Ozzy took a crap in my hotel room, right in the middle of the carpet, and then started painting the walls with his own s**t.

"Maybe in some crazy way, Ozzy meant it as a gesture of friendship".

Tommy totally meant that Ozzy took a crap on him! I know how those rockers do it!

[Contact Music]

Ghetto Hotel

Shiddy is in talks to open up his own hotel in Atlantic City, NJ which he hopes to call Hotel Diddy. Shiddy is working with Cindy Crawford's husband Rande Gerber on the project. Rande is also working with George Clooney and Brad Pitt on a Las Vegas resort.

Hotel Shiddy is expected to feature imitation furniture, terrible music and it will smell like rhinestones and Cool Water for men. Its address will also change monthly.

[Female First]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

Ashton Kutcher's bachelor party! - kartwheel kelly

Hot Slut of the Day!

Bobbi Kristina Brown

[Daughter of crackhead's Whitney & Bobby]

Birthday Sluts

Jonathan Taylor Thomas (24)
Pink (26)
David Arquette (34)
Aimee Mann (45)

WTF happened to my gorgeous Posh Spice!

In her defense she's leaving a fashion shoot, but still! Bitch take a Lysol wipe to that face!

[JJB]

And the world's most disgusting breasts award goes to..

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner this mouth!

Congrats to all who guessed it right!

Celine Dion is losing it!

Markus first told me of Celine Dion's appearance on Larry King Live. He told me how she fucking lost her mind! I finally found a stream of this and I must say have been enjoying it every since. Celine is outraged at what is going on down south! She basically cries for the entire 6 minutes and ends with a touching singing prayer! Even she fucking moved me! I love you Celine! You are a horse-face but you have a beautiful and simple heart!

Watch that shit!

[Crooks and Liars]

How many STDs are there between them?

Attack of the Clones!

[Thanks to Lookee]

Let's make fun of LeeLee Sobieski just for the shit of it!

Is HoHan off the crack?

HoHan spent a lovely day at the beach with her family and bitch looks like she's putting on some weight. I must say she does look fucking hot. Now if she would just go back to red!

Why does Jamie Lynn Spears look like a 45yo woman?!

This bitch is like 13!

When is Heidi finally going to pop?!?

Heidi and Brit Brit are racing to the finish line! But Klum will no doubt pop hers out first!



[JJB]

Superman Returns

Superman Returns doesn't come out until next summer but plenty of pics have already surfaced. Personally this dude is no Superman in my opinion. ?And I'm sure Kevin Spacey fucked him already! They totally role played!

[Latino Review]

Click for here for rest of the pics!

Paris for sale!

All in the name of charity! Colin Farrell and Paris Hilton sold themselves to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Colin Farrell offered a night with him. But when bids weren't forthcoming they started to accept group bids. A group of 10-women bid $10,000 but were quickly beat by a woman who agreed to pay $20,000 for a night with Colin. Do you get sex outta that shit? Shit, you better get sex if you're gonna pay that kind of dough. She owns his ass for one night!

Paris however did a little bit better. Paris offered her vagina and got an offer for a bucket of chicken and a Barbershop DVD. Actually, she offered the lucky individual to be her date on New Year's Eve! An idiot won the auction bidding $200,000.

Paris was so moved, she said: "It's so generous. I'm crying right now."

Which was a lie, because I saw that shit on Access Hollywood and I didn't see any tears! I feel sorry for the bitch who won. You know she's going to ditch his ass in ten seconds flat!

[Female First]

Nicky in love?

Nicole Kidman and Australian born country singer, Keith Urban have been dating since July. But things look to be getting serious now that Nicky has been spending more time with Keith. The two bitches insist they are just friends, but onlookers at a restaurant in Connecticut say that the pair looked like a couple.

A source said: "He was a perfect gentleman. He opened the car door for her when they left. They were deep in conversation all during dinner - they looked very together".

But leave it to Nicole to deny, deny. Just like she denies ever having plastic surgery even though her face is tighter than Kelly Osbourne's girdles!

[Female First]

Paris Hilton: "I'm Not Sexual"

[Pictured above is Paris Hilton and her fiancee Paris Latsis]

Paris Hilton told Vanity Fair Magazine that she's not really a sexual person. Yeah, she's done porn but she's not really into sex. That's what all porn stars say! Paris is on the cover of their upcoming issue and said: "I think I'm sexual in pictures and the way I dress and my whole image, but at home I'm really not like that. "All of my ex-boyfriends - of course, not Paris - would be like, 'What's the matter with you? You're so not sexual."

For once in my life, I believe this bitch. After watching her sex tape, I came away with it (no I didn't cum!) feeling that Paris hated sex! She just laid there like a dead fucking fish! You could totally tell she was thinking about fashion and kittens.

But she's still a slut. God that sucks, a slut who doesn't like sex! That's a hooker!

[Female First]

Jacko reaching out!

Michael Jackson is currently trying to live in seclusion in Bahrain since that whole child molestation shit finished up. But apparently he will come out of seclusion in order to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Jacko is set to record and release a song called "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart" in about two weeks with all proceeds going to Katrina victims.

Jacko said in a statement: "It pains me to watch the human suffering taking place in the Gulf region of my country. My heart and prayers go out to every individual who has had to endure the pain and suffering caused by this tragedy."

He has also offered to give food and shelter to all boys between the ages of 9 and 13 who are no heavier than 120lbs and no taller than 5'6''.

God he has a beautiful heart! Hey, wasn't that song already done by Brit Brit Spears? No recycling allowed!

[Page Six]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

Celebrity Charades -
Oooh Oooh - David Guest and Liza
Wait Wait - Al Reynolds and Star Jones
I know I know - Tom and Katie - Anonymous 4:30pm

The Dlisted Report

Charlie Hunnam (Cold Mountain) is in early talks to hop aboard Alfonso Cuaron's Children of Men. In a near-future where mankind has lost the ability to procreate, the world is rocked by the news that the youngest person on earth -- who is 18 years old -- has died. As chaos erupts, a former radical is engaged to be the protector of the most sought after person on the planet -- the last remaining pregnant female. Clive Owen and Julianne Moore currently headline the pic. [The Hollywood Reporter]

George Clooney told Men's Vogue Magazine that he's in talks to reteam with The Cohen Brothers on Hail Caesar! Set in the 1920s, its about a bunch of idiots attempting to put on a play of the Greek tragedy. The Coens said it'll complete their "idiot trilogy" with Clooney (the others being O Brother and Intolerable Cruelty). [Dark Horizons]

Jerry Hall will return to the West End stage in a revival of the musical High Society. Based on the play The Philadelphia Story and the movie High Society, the tuner centers on a pretentious socialite, Tracy Lord, who is set to marry an equally pretentious executive when her ex-husband Dexter Haven arrives and stirs things up. Jerry will play Mother Hall with performances to begin October 1. [Broadway.com]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Susan Lucci

Birthday Sluts

Tom Everett Scott (35)
Evan Rachel Wood (18)
Devon Sawa (27)
Oliver Hudson (29)
Shannon Elizabeth (32)
Angie Everhart (36)
Chrissie Hynde (54)
Julie Kavner (54)
Gloria Gaynor (56)

What the hell kind of GD outfit is that?

Somewhere in fucking Neverland a poor fairy is missing his shoes! What a bitch!

Ryan Seacrest and his beards!

God he's such a fag!

Dayum Mischa's new boyfriend is wretched!

I thought Mischa's last boyfriend was gross, but this bitch takes the cake! Damn, does this chick have Shannon Elizabeth syndrome? But at least he takes off his shirt at the beach! And no that ain't Howard Stern, his name is Cisco Adler god knows he brags to his friends how he bangs Marissa from The O.C.!

Ugly VS Ugly

I'm not sure if some of you know who Tamara Mellon is. She's the president of Jimmy Choo. She's not a pretty woman and she's kind of a bitch! Anyway, she's been dating Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis for a couple of months. She had a date with him recently and he didn't show up and blamed it on over sleeping.

Well Tamara was surprised to find out that Joe was actually at an event with fugly, Kimberly Stewart where he was photographed making out with her nasty ass! Joe and Tamara were set for a Mexican holiday the next day but instead of showing up, Tamara sent a messenger with pics of Joe and fugly Stewart making out.

A source said: "Apparently his jaw dropped, because she had acted on the phone as if nothing was wrong. I don't know why he thought no one would notice him with Kimberly."

But Joe thinks Tamara's mad, because she was caught crashing Kimberly Stewart's birthday party a while back. He said: "Tamara is just pissed off because she was embarrassed that PAGE SIX reported she crashed Kim's birthday party. She came up and threatened us at a party. It's constant bickering back and forth between those two girls, and it needs to stop. I tried to get them together to talk out their differences."

OMG! This is like battle of the uglies! This is the poor man's Jolie VS Aniston!

[Page Six]

Who is the hottest woman over 60: THE WINNER!

Thanks for voting, y'all!

Gilligan is dead!

[Yahoo]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this mouth!

Congrats to all who got it right!

Barbara Bush is bonkers!

One of my lovely blogmates Elisa sent me the most amazing sound clip of Barbara Bush at Houston's Astrodome. The clips speaks for itself, but here's a super hot quote from the clip:

"...many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged
anyway, so this, this is working very well for them."

Listen

[Thanks Elisa!]

Pink HATES Dubya!

But she loveeesss the ladies....

Charlotte Lurch is 100% Skank!

[Oh No They Didn't]

Not Fair!

Debra Messing was caught by the paparazzi at the beach. At first I was like "this bitch looks nasty" but after a closer look I realize she looks better than most of the bitches I see at the beach! I guess when all you see is HoHan's and Richie's you begin to think that's the way all bitches should look. But Debra is working it out even with the dorkster glasses!

Charlotte Lurch can't resist the pressure!

Charlotte Lurch is blaming her chain-smoking on the paparazzi. Apparently, she can't quit smoking because she's always being followed by photographers. This doesn't make any sense?! Shouldn't it be the other way around?

She said: "I've been trying to give up smoking so I was quite irritable as you can imagine. And they were following us around and I just wanted to throw something at them.

"I've not be using the nicotine patches, just willpower. But I have been told to chew on a straw every time I want a cigarette."

Chew on a straw is totally code word for suck dick!

[Ananova]

The Ugly Thing

Robbie Williams once told Courtney Love that he couldn't sleep with her ass because she's too ugly. What? And Geri Haliwell's a beauty queen?

Robbie said: "She went to me once, 'I was asking my friends who I should sleep with when I visit England and they said you. But I can't sleep with you because of the pop thing.'

'And I went, 'Well, I can't sleep with you because of the ugly thing.'"

Yeah right, he fucked the bitch!

[Contact Music]

Will they go public already!

And more Nick and Jessica break-up rumors are surfacing after Jessica was photographed this weekend without her wedding ring. Jessica was shopping in Malibu when photos caught her without her band!

I personally love this quote by an onlooker: "Jessica obviously had a lot on her mind as she seemed distant."

Maybe, she just had gas!

There have been constant rumors that these two are over. I believe they definitely are over and will soon be making an announcement regarding a separation. There's just too many rumors for this not to be true!

[Female First]

He was just trying to help!

Sean Penn wanted desperately to help the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so he set out with his boat to rescue some people! He is hot! Sean and crew wanted to save some children who were stranded in New Orleans, but things went badly. During his trip to rescue them, his boat sprang a leak! Apparently they didn't notice the leak until it was too late.

Frantically Sean and co tried to get all the water out of their boat. But it was too late! And then the motor went out, so they were forced to paddle towards New Orleans!

When asked what he was going to do once he got there, he responded: "Whatever I can do to help."

Sheryl Crow engaged!

I bet you Sheryl Crow was one of those girls growing up that everybody thought would live with 20 cats and be a spinster. But because she's a celebrity, she has snagged a man! Sheryl Crow is engaged to Lance Armstrong! Let the cherubs sing! A spokeswhore for Lance confirms the engagement and also said the couple is considering a spring wedding!

Congrats to horse face and her new fiancee! May you have all the hay you can eat!

[CNN]

Skating with Celebrities

Following the success of ABC's Dancing with the Stars, FOX is hoping that its reality show Skating with Celebrities will make a splash. Yeah right, this show is going to suck! Scott Hamilton will host and judge the 6-week competition in which celebrity skaters will be paired with pro skaters. The pro skaters will include Nancy Kerrigan, Kurt Browning, Tai Babilonia, Jenni Menno, Lloyd Eisler and John Zimmerman. Where the hell is Tonya Harding?

The celebrities (for lack of a better word) will include Dave Coulier, Todd Bridges, Deborah Gibson, Bruce Jenner, Kristy Swanson and Jillian Barberie.

Dorothy Hamill will also be a judge.

[Cynthia's Cynopsis]

Whatever happened to Robin Givens?

Well the former Mrs. Tyson is expected to make her Broadway debut in Chicago. Robin will play the role of Roxie Hart starting in January. Can this bitch even sing? This bitch was so hot in Head of the Class!

[Playbill]

The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner!!

Star Jones must have virgins. Feed her now! - Anonymous 4:18pm

R.I.P. Beau from Big Brother 6

Beau's Bio

Hot Slut of the Day!

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Baby Jessica

Birthday Sluts

Rosie Perez (41)
Foxy Brown (26)
Naomie Harris (29)
Justina Machado (33)
Macy Gray (35)
Ce Ce Peniston (36)
Jane Curtin (58)
Swoosie Kurtz (61)

Hot Slut of the Week: Snow Urban

Age: 25
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: Snejana Urban

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: September 1, 2005
Claim to Fame: Being the saucy ballroom dancer from Siberia on Fox's So You Think You Can Dance.

Where is she now? Still a contestant but up for elimination this week!

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Because she can hardly speak english and she always chooses the most Eurotrash sounding songs to dance to!

Quick! Somebody push Kiki!

Which one is the real Nicole Richie?

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

Belly shirt from the Gap - $15.00
Perm at Louisa's Salón del Pelo - $15.00
Sneaker's from WalMart -$15.00
Smiling in a picture while your baby daddy Chuey is trapped in his car - Priceless - Anonymous 7:26pm

I'm with Paris!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Brigitte Bardot

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