A drunk Jessica seems so much more fun than a fake Jessica! Damn, that tongue turns me on a little.
Then Alicia Silverstone! What is the world coming to?!? With Jordan's wedding tomorrow, I hope that bitch and her fat tits fall down the aisle!
Frances Bean spoke out to Teen Vogue, but not about her mother being a crackhead. She instead spoke about her mother's fashion sense.
"I'm a different person. She tells me to live free and be free, but listen to other people's advice, but I don't always follow it."
Below are some stills from Madonna's upcoming commercial for Motorola. The bitch got paid $8 Million to do this shit! I like the first picture..but in the second one she kind of looks like she's trapped underwater and gasping for air! Damn, the film painters on this one were working overtime!
Below is a picture of Jennifer Lopez with a corpse in NYC, yesterday. Ok it was probably high 70s or low 80s and this bitch dresses like its cold and shit! The other day she photographed in a wool turtleneck in September! Maybe I'm being crazy, but does she suffer from some always cold disease? Or maybe it's that cold heart of hers!
You know Brit Brit Spears says Versace the way Nomi Malone said it in Showgirls. Donatella Versace has promised a wardrobe fit for a white trash princess or prince! Donatella apparently called Brit Brit and offered to design a whole collection for her baby at no cost to the singer!
Here's a joke she told Stuff Magazine for their October issue...
Ewan McGregor will star in the $18 Million The Great Pretender. Ewan is just finishing his run in the West End revival of Guys and Dolls. The script concerns two ambitious producers in the 1930s who hire the hell-raising Hollywood legend Leslie Grangely to play Bonnie Prince Charlie in a movie about Scotland's Jacobite Rebellion in the 18th century. [Variety]
Here's Vogue ediatrix Anna Wintour at the US Open falling off her chair like an idiot! Or maybe that woman behind her pushed her! Everyone hates Anna!
It seems that E! has beckoned Tara Reid and company back home to the states from abroad cutting short their dreams of cable TV superstardom! They were supposed to shoot 2 more episodes, but that shit ain't happening!
Or maybe they just don't do the deed. But Star said that her ass may be too old to have babies so Big Gay Al and her may adopt. That's so Object of My Affection! A fag and his hag raising a kid!
So this movie was supposed to be JLo's big fucking break. It was supposed to show everyone that this bitch could act and hopefully garner her an Oscar nomination. But that doesn't seem to be the case anymore. The flick has been sitting on the shelf for almost 2 years and earlier test screening audiences hated this shit!
That stupid piece of UK trash Jordan and her tits are set to walk down the aisle this Saturday in England. But there's more trouble! She has invited loads of celebs and many of them are turning down her invitation. This has her freaked out, because she promised a UK magazine that there would be loads of stars. The stupid mag paid the idiot $2 Million!
"Unless she rustles some stars up in the next few days, it's going to be really embarrassing for her."
Poor Jordan! If the bitch was smart (which she isn't) she would call Posh and tell her that Vanity Fair Magazine wants her for their cover and just her! Then that stupid bitch Posh would show up and the photogs would go crazy! God Jordan, this isn't brain surgery! Put in a tape of Dynasty and start your scheming!
I've been waiting in anticipation on any kind of news from those twin crazies and now we finally have some. Not much, but it's something. Katie Holmes will take on Tom Cruise's name when she marries the fool. Both of Tom's ex-wives kept their maiden names when they married him. But Katie is getting paid more, so she'll change her name professional and personally to Katie Cruise.
HoHan was out recently at a New York restaurant when she befriended a girl from New Orleans. Apparently the girl came for the day, but couldn't go back because of the Hurricane. HoHan felt bad, because the girl had nowhere to go so she offered to care for her. What a beautiful soul she has!
Ok, not really. But she confesses how when in Amsterdam recently she enjoyed a live sex show! She wouldn't dare go into strip clubs, but live sex is ok in her book. Damn, she's nasty.
It was interesting. They would do their thing and then they would get up and bow and that was really cute. It's really sweet, actually, in some sort of twisted way. ."
But my question is...did she jack to it?
Tommy Lee recalls one memorable meeting with that crow of a man, Ozzy Osbourne. Tommy invited Ozzy up to his hotel suite to hang out. When Ozzy arrived the unthinkable happened.