My new favorite piece of trash Jordan and her equally trashy fiancee Peter Andre are getting married on September 10th in Berkshire, England. This is set to be the wedding of the year! Or something like that. The latest gossip is who is going to be one of Jordan's bridesmaids! I could only hope for Posh, but I'm not going to hold my breath!
Jessica Simpson is a Grade A dingbat! She has slammed rumors that she's anorexic, because she insists people from Texas don't get those types of problems.
This is Elijah Wood:
"I watched the Lost series in the US and it's great.
"I'm proud of Dominic. We're good friends."
This is Me:
"Jigga please! You bitches are fucking!"
Calvin Klein has put out an offer to Mary-Kate Olsen to be the new skeleton of Calvin Klein. She would follow in the steps of another waif, Kate Moss. Mary-Kate isn't sure she's going to take the offer?
Who knew that Mos Def has 5 kids from 5 different women?! That he knows of. Damn, that's ghetto! That reminds me of some of my family members! They so ghetto, they have 3 kids from 4 different fathers! Anyhow, not only that but Mos may be married to 2 different chicks!
Portman's got a mohawk! Not so fucking bad, I guess. Here she is in Madrid with the very delicious, Javier Bardem. They aren't screwing, not with that mohawk anyway.
Tom Cruise used to love to dress in women's clothes. Used to? Yeah right. Apparently when Tom was younger he used to love to dress in gorgeous gowns and make-up for his friends. His childhood friend said: "He would startle people by dressing up as a woman for costume parties at Halloween.
"Even when we just got together to goof around he'd put on make-up and a dress just to shock everyone." .
Tom also loved running down the street nekkid. He added: : "One night we dared him to take off his clothes and streak down the street. "He could run as fast as anyone in those days and he was doing well until a police patrol car caught him in his headlights."
He forgot to mention that Tom also used to love being the bukkake bucket at parties!
The Sun posted pics of Tom dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz in this morning's edition, but they aren't online yet!
Thanks to the super hot What the....? here are the pics! God, he makes a gorgeous girl. What kind of Dorothy is that? He doesn't even have the right oufit. He's a shameful drag queen!
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Remember I posted an article about how Posh was offered a role in Michelle Pfeiffer's new flick I Could Never Be Your Woman? I posted that producers offered to build a role around her and that Posh claims Michelle begged her ass to be in the movie! Well, Posh has decided that acting isn't for her.
"Tom Cruise always said he planned to make her a huge movie star and he's obviously been having words in influential ears."
They offered her any part she wanted or said they would write her into the script. The source added: "To say that it was an incredible opportunity is an understatement.
"But she came to the conclusion that, nice as it was to be asked, putting herself up against Hollywood heavyweights wasn't something she was interested in."
Please, they never offered her shit! But Posh is a smart bitch. Why work if you don't have to? Just like Angie, Posh wears the dick in that family. I say, just sit by the pool and spend your husband's money. That's the way life should be!
Has dead beat dad of the year, Kevin Federline finally got off his lazy ass and got himself a job? Apparently, Kfed is working as a dance instructor at Darrin Henson's dance studio in Los Angeles. Kfed is also currently working on his debut album.
Rachel Hunter is hating on Teri Snatcher by saying she looks old, because of her weight loss. Rachel is just jealous, because she wants to be that thin!
ER Star Goran Visnjic has been confirmed as a possible contender to play James Bond in Casino Royale. Production is set to begin very soon and casting should be announced shortly. Martin Campbell will direct. [TV Guide]
Brad Pitt is temporarily moving to the East Coast for two months after Labor Day so he can be closer to that man-eater Angie Jolie! Angie is currently filming The Good Shepard around NYC and Brad of course wants to be close to his hubby! He is renting a mansion in Southampton.
WHICH sexy songbird is getting much more than security from her two massive bodyguards?
I have been missing one of my favorite crackheads. But here she is and looking hot! Brittany Murphy has actually never looked better with this hair color. Even with those fake eyelashes.
A Hollywood movie producer and his young daughter were found dead in their car at a gas station in Clearlake Oaks, CA. The case has puzzled investigators for over a month, but it looks like the truth has finally been revealed!
A few days ago Victoria Gotti said she had breast cancer and was battling it and doing fine. And now comes news that the bitch lied! How the fuck do you lie about having cancer. I've done some low things in my life, but that takes the cake! She apparently also lied about having a heart attack and getting a law degree.
Justin Timberlake is looking to make some extra bucks by starting his own clothing line with friend Trace Ayala. The brand will be called William Rast after both of their grandfathers.
These pics are a few weeks old, but I can never get enough of Posh! Here she is on vacay in St. Tropez. I think Paris Hilton learned to pose from Posh.