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As part of her USO show Hillary Duff brings a troop up on stage with her and allows him to ride her bareback. - Lori

Hot Slut of the Day!

Butterbean!

[For Liz]

Birthday Sluts

Jonny Moseley (30)
Alexa Vega (17)
Sarah Chalke (29)
Mase (31)
Mario (33)
Downtown Julie Brown (42)
Yolanda Adams (43)
Peter Stormare (52)
Pee Wee Herman (53)

Romjin Lettuce and The Klum

What the hell is Klum wearing? Flapper's were never pregnant! And Romjin Lettuce looks puffy. God I'm bitchy, I need to take a nap!

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this mouth!

She probably sucked on something else later that night!

That Knoxville is a slut! He left with that slut and another chick!

This is the hottest couple in Hollyweird!

Jordan Wedding Watch: 15 Days to go!

My new favorite piece of trash Jordan and her equally trashy fiancee Peter Andre are getting married on September 10th in Berkshire, England. This is set to be the wedding of the year! Or something like that. The latest gossip is who is going to be one of Jordan's bridesmaids! I could only hope for Posh, but I'm not going to hold my breath!

Jordan has already asked Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding and also Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona. I know we don't know who any of these sluts are, but I can surely envision their Euro trash asses!

Jordan and Peter also don't want to break their six-figure deal with an unknown magazine, so all guests will be frisked for camera and cell phones!

This wedding is going to out trash Brit Brit's in so many ways! Harvey better be flower boy or there's going to be hell to pay!

[Ananova]

People from Texas don't get eating disorders!

Jessica Simpson is a Grade A dingbat! She has slammed rumors that she's anorexic, because she insists people from Texas don't get those types of problems.

She said: "I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas."

"Are there people from Texas who are anorexic? I've never heard of one and that includes me."

[Contact Music]

Wood gets Wood watching Lost

This is Elijah Wood:

"I watched the Lost series in the US and it's great.

"I'm proud of Dominic. We're good friends."

This is Me:

"Jigga please! You bitches are fucking!"

[Contact Music]

MK is CK

Calvin Klein has put out an offer to Mary-Kate Olsen to be the new skeleton of Calvin Klein. She would follow in the steps of another waif, Kate Moss. Mary-Kate isn't sure she's going to take the offer?

Why not Ashley? Ashley is soooo much hotter than MK!

[Female First]

Mos Def is Mos Slutty

Who knew that Mos Def has 5 kids from 5 different women?! That he knows of. Damn, that's ghetto! That reminds me of some of my family members! They so ghetto, they have 3 kids from 4 different fathers! Anyhow, not only that but Mos may be married to 2 different chicks!

Apparently, Mos married his second wife only a few days after knowing her ass. Well, at least she's getting paid!

[Page Six]

Just stick your finger in a bit!

Xtina and her beau Jordy are getting a little afternoon squeeze in at a recent visit to a park. Damn, she has some nice buns.



Now let's eat some pizza!

You stupid bitch, they're still getting pictures of you!

What in all that is Whitney is going with HoHan?! She looks like a straight-up 56yo woman from the 1970s and folks that isn't cute! And straining your hand by lifting your bag in front of you goes to waste when there's photogs on either side of you. But you know she loves it as much as we do :)

Rock Star

Portman's got a mohawk! Not so fucking bad, I guess. Here she is in Madrid with the very delicious, Javier Bardem. They aren't screwing, not with that mohawk anyway.







[JJB]

R.I.P. Rachel from Big Brother

Rachel's Bio

Hot Slut of the Day!

Shirley Bassey

Birthday Sluts

Macaulay Culkin (25)
Thalia (33)
Shirley Manson (39)
Wanda De Jesus (45)

Surprise Surprise...

Tom Cruise used to love to dress in women's clothes. Used to? Yeah right. Apparently when Tom was younger he used to love to dress in gorgeous gowns and make-up for his friends. His childhood friend said: "He would startle people by dressing up as a woman for costume parties at Halloween.

"Even when we just got together to goof around he'd put on make-up and a dress just to shock everyone." .

Tom also loved running down the street nekkid. He added: : "One night we dared him to take off his clothes and streak down the street. "He could run as fast as anyone in those days and he was doing well until a police patrol car caught him in his headlights."

He forgot to mention that Tom also used to love being the bukkake bucket at parties!

The Sun posted pics of Tom dressed as Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz in this morning's edition, but they aren't online yet!

[The Sun]

UPDATE!

Thanks to the super hot What the....? here are the pics! God, he makes a gorgeous girl. What kind of Dorothy is that? He doesn't even have the right oufit. He's a shameful drag queen!

[Pics: A Mind is a Terrible Thing]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click Here to see the owner of this beautiful smile!

Yay or Nay?

Jack Osbourne has been out and about lately now that he's not a fat fuck anymore. He's probably getting a lot of action with the ladies. I can't decide whether I think he's hot or not. I mean he's def hotter than before, but that ain't saying much!

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

Kitty thinks to herself, "Why must he insist on cuddling after sex? I'm gonna miss Animal Planet if he doesn't let me go soon." - Anonymous 1:37pm



[Thanks to Lookee for pic]

A real star remembers the model of her car even in panic mode!

Scarlett's call to 911 after a car accident occurred involving the paparazzi near Disneyland.

Dispatcher: 911
Johansson: Hi, we've just gotten into a car accident, um, we're way in Disneyland Drive.
Dispatcher: You're at Disneyland Drive and where?
Johansson: Uh, Disneyland Drive right on the entrance to the 5 Freeway.
Dispatcher: Are you actually on the on-ramp or are you right before...
Johansson: No, actually we pulled off to the side but, unfortunately, we have a bunch of paparazzi cars also following us.
Dispatcher: Why?
Johansson: I'm Scarlett Johansson, an actor. They've been following me all the way here. But we've gotten into an accident - not with the paparazzi but with a woman behind us.
Dispatcher: Ok. Are you actually...so everyone's on the right shoulder?
Johansson: Yeah, we're on the shoulder.
Dispatcher: And no one's hurt?
Johansson: I'm sorry? No one's hurt - no.
Dispatcher: And, Miss Johansson, what kind of vehicle are you in?
Johansson: I'm in a Mercedes CLK 500.
Dispatcher: What color is it?
Johansson: Black.
Dispatcher: And the other vehicle - do you know what it is?
Johansson: I'm sorry?
Dispatcher: The other vehicle - do you know what it is?
Johansson: The other vehicle is a [calls to other driver] what kind of a vehicle do you have? A green [to other driver] what is it? [to dispatcher] A Daewoo.
Dispatcher: Daewoo - ok. And about the media - are they starting to, are they starting to cause problems?
Johansson: They're pulled all around is, waiting for us to...
Dispatcher: Gotcha. Ok, I'm going to go ahead and start a unit - and I'm going to roll a couple of them out there, ok Miss Johansson?
Johansson: Thank you very much.
Dispatcher: You're welcome, ma'am. Bye.
Johansson: Bye bye.

Wouldn't you just say..I'm in a black car?

[Pic: JustJared]

I see London, I see France...

[Click on pics to see larger]





[Oh No They Didn't]

Ghost Writers Unite

Richie's debut novel The Truth About Diamonds is due to hit stores August 30th. This bitch didn't write this, come on! It's basically some fiction novel about her life, blah, blah, blah...! Boring, we want to see the cat fight with Paris Hilton not this shit!

[Harper Collins]

Neither is Singing bitch!

Remember I posted an article about how Posh was offered a role in Michelle Pfeiffer's new flick I Could Never Be Your Woman? I posted that producers offered to build a role around her and that Posh claims Michelle begged her ass to be in the movie! Well, Posh has decided that acting isn't for her.

A source closed to her said: "Victoria was extremely flattered when the producers said they were desperate to sign her up.

"Tom Cruise always said he planned to make her a huge movie star and he's obviously been having words in influential ears."

They offered her any part she wanted or said they would write her into the script. The source added: "To say that it was an incredible opportunity is an understatement.

"But she came to the conclusion that, nice as it was to be asked, putting herself up against Hollywood heavyweights wasn't something she was interested in."

Please, they never offered her shit! But Posh is a smart bitch. Why work if you don't have to? Just like Angie, Posh wears the dick in that family. I say, just sit by the pool and spend your husband's money. That's the way life should be!

[Ananova]

You got to have a J-O-B if you want to be with me!

Has dead beat dad of the year, Kevin Federline finally got off his lazy ass and got himself a job? Apparently, Kfed is working as a dance instructor at Darrin Henson's dance studio in Los Angeles. Kfed is also currently working on his debut album.

He didn't get no job. He's not stupid. Now that he has federfetus, he never has to work again in his life! He's got Britney whipped, the way Angie's got Brad whipped!

[Ananova]

Jealous Much?

Rachel Hunter is hating on Teri Snatcher by saying she looks old, because of her weight loss. Rachel is just jealous, because she wants to be that thin!

Rachel said:"Catherine Deneuve once said that as a woman gets older, she has to choose between her face and her bottom - I'd choose my face within two seconds.

"When women get too skinny, like Teri Hatcher, it shows on their faces and ages them."

Rachel is also jealous, because Teri Snatcher is a hit show and she doesn't have to humiliate herself by dancing around in a dress that is 3 sizes too small! Or dress as Ginger from Gilligan's Island!

[Contact Music]

The Dlisted Report

ER Star Goran Visnjic has been confirmed as a possible contender to play James Bond in Casino Royale. Production is set to begin very soon and casting should be announced shortly. Martin Campbell will direct. [TV Guide]

Sandra Bullock has signed on to star in Premonition. The film revolves around a woman who has a premonition that her husband will die in a car crash and sets out to prevent it. Shooting begins this January in Louisiana. [Variety]

Anthony Hopkins has signed on to Bobby, a political drama directed by Emilio Estevez. The film, written and to be directed by Estevez, revisits the night Robert F. Kennedy was gunned down at the Ambassador Hotel in 1968. The story is about how the lives of those at the hotel that evening intersected. Demi Moore is in talks to join the cast. [Variety]

For all of you that have been waiting. The Brokeback Mountain trailer is finally online! Let the jacking begin! [Dark Horizons]

This bitch is whipped!

Brad Pitt is temporarily moving to the East Coast for two months after Labor Day so he can be closer to that man-eater Angie Jolie! Angie is currently filming The Good Shepard around NYC and Brad of course wants to be close to his hubby! He is renting a mansion in Southampton.

Damn, Angie is honestly spending zero dollars! She moved into Brad's house in Malibu and now even though SHE'S filming a movie in the East Coast, he's renting the house!

This bitch needs to quit movie-making and teach a class on how to be a successful home-wrecking, gold digging vixen!

[Page Six]

Page Six Blind Items..You Guess...I Guess..

WHICH sexy songbird is getting much more than security from her two massive bodyguards?

I say: Xtina

WHICH hip-hop producer's wife discovered him having a torrid affair with a man-eating indie actress? The rap royal's wife has been phoning in death threats to his mistress for weeks?

I say: Russell Simmons & Kimora Lee Simmons

WHICH cable star has a gambling problem? The youngster, who has had brushes with the law in the past, is a regular at several illegal, all-night poker tournaments around town?

I say: Robert Iler

WHICH skirt-chasing actor recently performed a lewd act in front of a comely young lass he met at an L.A. nightclub?

I say: Colin Farrell

[Page Six]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

Ayy thank god for this joint. Is no easy being Britney's maid. Her husband is berry berry dirty. - JPonline

R.I.P. Deanna from Rock Star: INXS

Deanna's Bio

Hot Slut of the Day!

Karen Black

Birthday Sluts

Sean Connery (75)
Rachel Bilson (24)
Cameron Mathison (36)
Blair Underwood (41)
Billy Ray Cyrus (44)
Tim Burton (47)
Elvis Costello (51)
David Canary (67)
Regis Philbin (74)

Where has this crackhead been hiding?

I have been missing one of my favorite crackheads. But here she is and looking hot! Brittany Murphy has actually never looked better with this hair color. Even with those fake eyelashes.





[Lime-Light]

A shitty way to go!

A Hollywood movie producer and his young daughter were found dead in their car at a gas station in Clearlake Oaks, CA. The case has puzzled investigators for over a month, but it looks like the truth has finally been revealed!

Terry Carr, the movie producer was found hunched over his daughter in the car. And after an autopsy it was revealed that Terry died of cardiac dysrhythmia, or an irregular heart rhythm, brought on by an enlarged heart. Investigators say that during his heart attack, his daughter was asleep. He then fell onto her and died. Terry was 212 pounds and his daughter was only 57 pounds, so she was suffocated and died!

Oh shit no! I would never forgive my father if he did that to me!

[Record-Bee]

This bitch next to Mandy Moore is seriously hot!

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see the owner of this smile!

Victoria Gotti just got her one-way ticket to Hell!

A few days ago Victoria Gotti said she had breast cancer and was battling it and doing fine. And now comes news that the bitch lied! How the fuck do you lie about having cancer. I've done some low things in my life, but that takes the cake! She apparently also lied about having a heart attack and getting a law degree.

What a GD lying bitch!

Matthew Rich, Victoria's publicist, quit because his best friend's mother died of breast cancer and he refused to lie for her. A source says that Victoria came up with the lie to help promote the 3rd season of her reality show Growing Up Gotti.

Victoria was quoted as saying: "The day I got my mammogram and the doctor told me I had breast cancer, it was in mid-November. I had a little pity party for myself and I cried all day . . . I lost 25 pounds . . . I was so exhausted, I could barely lift my arms."

But on Monday night's The Big Idea she changed her tune and said: "What I had can be described as a scare,"

This bitch is nuts and I hope her career plummets! OMG, I think a hit was just put on my life! Cement shoes here I come!

[Page Six]

Another GD Celebrity Clothing Line!

Justin Timberlake is looking to make some extra bucks by starting his own clothing line with friend Trace Ayala. The brand will be called William Rast after both of their grandfathers.

Justin said: "This clothing is representative of where we come from - it's sort of country, but it's also got a little edge and a little chic to it."

Actually, I think the working title Wigger didn't fly with executives.

[Ananova]

MILFs on Vacay!

These pics are a few weeks old, but I can never get enough of Posh! Here she is on vacay in St. Tropez. I think Paris Hilton learned to pose from Posh.



Quick somebody push her!



And introducing Louis Vuitton's latest bag....



[Lime-Light]

Dean Cain and a Jamba Juice

I'm not sure if time has been good to his ass. I used to think he was so hot, now.. not so much. But this makes me want a Jamba Juice bad!





[Lime-Light]

Is this bitch for real?

Jessica Simpson is now eager to train to become a serious actress. Since being in London, Jessica has gotten the bug (and not crabs) to do Shakespeare. You know this bitch saw Claire Danes in Romeo + Juliet and said "I can do that, y'all!"

Jessica Said: "When I arrived in England the first thing I did was go straight to the Globe Theatre. "For me that is the home of acting and writing. "I have always loved Shakespeare. That's the job I want - anything at the Globe."

This bitch is so dumb she probably thought the Globe Theatre was a tit bar!

[Contact Music]

Pot calling Kettle

How dare that piece of shit Charlotte Lurch call Tara Reid trash! That's like Celine Dion calling Sarah Jessica a horse face! God she's miserable!

She said:"Whenever she's out, her tits keep falling out. I would never be like that. It's not very lady-like.".

I agree with you Charlotte, but you know nothing about being lady-like! You're just as much as a piece of trailer trash, but since you're English it comes off being refined!

Hmm..someone tell Tara she needs to get an English accent ASAP!

[Female First]

Is Sienna Miller a cutter?

[click on pic to enlarge and see cuts!]

Sienna Miller was recently seen with huge slashes all up her arm. Sienna made no attempts to hide her swollen scars when she left the theater in London where she's performing. She even went as so far to show fans. Many were horrified and scared for her thinking that the bitch cut herself up, because her relationship to Jude Law is over.

But such is not the case. That bitch just cut herself while swimming.

Her spokeswhore said:"Sienna was swimming with friends when she was pushed up against a rock. She has told us the sea was very rough and that her arm was scraped up and down the rock leaving her with scars. She also has scars down her side." .

I believe her, but I'd like to think that bitch cut herself over a broken heart. It makes things much more interesting!

[Female First]

Kimberly Stewart is the most stunning woman in the world!

She's so unfortunate....



[JJB]

There's that creepy Joe Simpson again!

Running Away!

Kate Moss has just purchased a $3 Million condo in the Sierra Towers building in Beverly Hills. People are saying she has done so to try and get away from her heroin-addicted boyfriend, Pete Doherty. Kate is currently back with her on-again-off-again beau, but is looking to escape to Los Angeles.

If Kate moves in her neighbors will be HoHan and Matthew Perry. Great! Trading one crackhead for another!

[Page Six]

Charlotte's Web

Directed by Gary Winick

Cast Includes: Dakota Fanning, Kathy Bates, Andre 3000, Steve Buscemi, Cedric the Entertainer, Thomas Haden Church, John Cleese, Jennifer Garner, Reba McEntire, Robert Redford, Julia Roberts & Oprah Winfrey

Release Date: June 23, 2006

My Thoughts: Gonna Suck!

The Dlisted Report

Dreamworks has greenlit Old School 2 and have already hired writers. The first Old School which starred Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Luke Wilson grossed nearly $74 Million domestically. No casting has been announced for the sequel. [Variety]

Keanu Reeves and Catherine Zeta-Jones are in talks to star in Stompanato which tells the story of Johnny Stompanto, the hoodlum that was killed by Lana Turner's teen daughter. Adrian Lyne is currently attached to direct. Keanu would play Johnny and Catherine would play Lana Turner. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Christopher guesst finally has a new film, but it won't be a mockumentary. He will direct and write For Your Consideration which is about the filming of a bad movie and also the awards process. He has cast his regulars: Catherine O'Hara, Parker Posey, Eugene Levy, Harry Shearer, Bob Balaban, Jennifer Coolidge, Fred Willard and Michael McKean. Ricky Gervais will also be in the cast. For Your Consideration revolves around three actors shooting a small indie film, titled "Home for Purim," whose lives are turned upside down when buzz starts that their performances are awards-worthy. I can't wait for this shit! [Variety]

Terrible actress, Chloe Sevigny has joined Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac for David Fincher. Zodiac is about a San Francisco Chronicle cartoonist who tries to crack the mystery of the infamous serial slayer. The Zodiac killer terrorized the San Francisco area from 1966-78, committing at least 37 murders and documenting his exploits in snide missives mailed to the newspaper. [Variety]

Dolly Parton is currently working on a stage musical version of her hit film Nine to Five. Patricia Resnik who helped write the original film script is currently working on the show's book. The team is currently looking at a 2006 or 2007 Broadway debut with Joe Mantello to direct. [Playbill]

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Thanks a lot, DAD! First the sleepover at Michael Jackson's ranch and now this! - Anonymous 1:57pm



[Thanks to Dave for pic]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Tsai Chin

Birthday Sluts

Chad Michael Murray (24)
Rupert Grint (17)
Dave Chappelle (32)
Marlee Matlin (40)
Craig Kilborn (43)

Tara Reid eats floor!

This chick is a bigger disaster than Titanic!









[Pics: Idontlikeyouinthatway]

I Love Jordan

Jordan is such a fucking piece of trash! She makes Brit Brit Spears look like a refined lady! Jordan and her equally disgusting beau, Peter Andre hit the UK premiere of The Dukes of Hazzard. Me thinks they decided to do some kind of theme. You know, Peter Andre went as a Gay Cowboy and Jordan went as a truck-stop hooker. Ewww, don't look at them too long or you'll totally catch something. I think I already did...

Free Clinic here I come...

Please Mister Jesus

This song is seriously fucked up and beautiful at the same time. My sister sent this in to me and said in her co-worker's town they play this on the radio every Christmas. If you have speakers, bump this shit. You will be inspired to help all the children of this cruel world and laugh at the same time! This shit should be on Billboard's Top 100!

Please Mister Jesus

[Thanks to KK]

The Most Incredible Rock Star Body Parts

Hmmm...Spin is going out on a limb..hahaha..get it...they are going out a limb with naming the top rock star body parts of all time. This is kind of stupid and not very funny, but I've been guilty of committing the same crime so I will support them! Here we go...

#1 - Madonna Navel
"It's what first marked her as a mainstream provocateur" - Spin

#2 - Keith Richards' Liver
"when Richards finally passes, they'll line the exterior of the space shuttle with his liver tissue." - Spin

#3 - Michael Stipe's Shaved Head
"not too high like Moby's or too low like Sinead O'Connor's." - Spin

and the rest of them were:

#4 - Elvis Presley's Pelvis

#5 - Gene Simmons' Tongue

#6 - Tina Turner's Legs

#7 - 50 Cent's Chest

#8 - Bruce Springsteen's Butt

#9 - Tommy Lee's Dick!

[Spin]

HoHan fell in a garbage truck

Picking on HoHan is better than a fresh spring day...

Picking on HoHan is better than giving Whitney Ajax instead of Crack and watching her freak out...

Picking on HoHan is better than bouncing rubber balls of Madonna's face...

Picking on HoHan is better than fucking Brad Pitt with Angie's dick...

Just kidding everyone knows I secretly love HoHan and want to run away with her to a deserted island where we can snort coke off each other's bones!




Bitch stop telling me already! I've called your dealer and told him to get you 2 8-balls ASAP! He's going to meet you at the IHOP on Sunset before you go to Koi!

Her Polyester hair is back!

Someone throw a match to that shit, my marshmallows need toasting!

I was beginning to love the short hair. She can't even go a full week without skanking herself up!



[JJB]

Here's the Scene...

Jesse Metcalfe: Shit, there's paparazzo outside and I'm with my fuck buddy! Whose a dude! I gotta think quick. Drunk girl, come outside with me!

Drunk Girl: I loved you in Full House!

Jesse Metcalfe: Drunk Girl pretend to be my girlfriend!

Drunk Girl: Your breath smells like dick!

Jesse Metcalfe: Please Drunk Girl, I'll give you my 6-month supply of Creme de Mer if you do this!

Drunk Girl: Ewwww...I gotta vomit.

[Lime-Light]

Guess the Celebrity?

UPDATE - Click here to see who this smile belongs to!

Load to the Eye!

Little Dick

Mick Jagger's bandmate Keith Richards has said Mick isn't packing very much!

Keith said: "His cock's on the end of his nose. And a very small one at that. Huge balls. Small cock. Ask Marianne Faithfull."

Did anyone think Mick had a big one? I for sure didn't think he did. English dudes usually don't!

[Ananova]

Marky Mark and his little friend!

Marky Mark loves his 3rd nipple and has learned to embrace it. He had once considered having it removed, but has since decided against it.

He said: "I've come to embrace it. That thing's my prized possession." .

I couldn't find a pic of his 3rd nipple so if anybody can, e-mail me that shit!

[Female First]

It's a wrap, folks!

A judge has signed off on the divorce of Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston making it final. Well, it actually doesn't become final final until October 2nd at which Brad is free to marry that sexy vixen of a woman, Angelina Jolie. Since both bitches are rich as shit neither has requested alimony.

Now that Brad is a free man, mark my word that Angie is done with his ass! Watch out Ben Affleck, your ass is next!

[Hindustan Times]

The Many Adventures of Courtney Love

Journalist Neil Strauss decided to write a book on master casanovas or master pick-up artists. He began taking seminars and worked at developing his skills. He obviously was pretty good, because he was able to picked up Courtney Love. Who am I kidding? Anybody could pick that bitch up! My dog could. Anyhow, he was dating Courtney when one night she texted him with:

"Can I stay at yr house? They repo the car and worse. U don't wanna know. Need to not be alone."

So, she moved in and Neil notes what odd things happened next:

• Courtney cussed out the dog
• Courtney borrowed Neil's used toothbrush
• Courtney threatened to beat the ass of one of his roommates
• Courtney sat in on his seminars topless
• Courtney woke him up at 2 in the morning one day holding a prada heel and said "Let's redecorate the house. This will be our hammer."

Damn, I love that girl! She's a whole new breed of cuckoo!

[Page Six]

This goes to show you not to mix business with pleasure!

Has Michael Vartan's character already been killed off Alias? There were rumors months ago that Jennifer Garner was no longer comfortable working with her ex-boyfriend now that she's a married and pregnant woman. An insider on the show claims that Michael's last day of shooting was August 17th and that he has been killed off.

This sent Alias fans buzzing and they have started a campaign to save him! MVCampaign.com has been created for fans to save their beloved Michael Vaughn!

The website says: "For the past four years many of us have invested our time, emotions and money in support of 'Alias' . . . Now, as we are about to venture into the fifth season, we find out that we may be losing one of the most integral, beloved, and interesting characters on the show."

These bitches are crazy! Who cares, he's just a GD character. I think this season might be the last anyway!

[Page Six]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

"ATTENTION K MART SHOPPERS...THE WHITE TRASH LIGHT SPECIAL NOW ON HIGHWAY 10" "Hurry Kevin!! Maybe we can beat Bobby and Whitney to the check out line" - Youseau Sillie

The Dlisted Report

Universal and Fox have reached a deal to bring the video game Halo to the big screen in the summer of 2007. Alex Garland (28 Days Later) is currently writing the script with production to begin next year. No casting has been announced. [Variety]

Anna Paquin has been signed to star in Margaret. The drama revolves around a New York teenager, her actress mother and the girl who tries to make amends for her complicity in a terrible traffic accident. The script is by famed writer Kenneth Lonergan. Mark Ruffalo and Matt Damon are also in talks to join the cast. [Variety]

I thought Ms. Kidman was taking some time off? Apparently not. She is in talks to star in big screen version of The Bachelorette Party, a novel by Karen McCullah Lutz (Legally Blonde). [Variety]

Jodie Foster is in negotiations to star in The Brave One for Joel Silver. Foster would star in the urban suspense thriller as a woman who struggles to recover from a brutal attack and sets out on a dark, psychological and physical journey for revenge and justice. Production is set to begin this winter. [Variety]

Hot Slut of the Day!

Jackie Stallone

Birthday Sluts

Scott Caan (29)
Julian Casablancas (27)
Kobe Bryant (27)
Nicole Bobek (28)
Jay Mohr (35)
Charles Busch (51)
Queen Noor (54)
Shelley Long (56)

Oh No!

One of my faves..Olivia Newton-John is missing her man! Olivia's boyfriend has been missing almost 7 weeks! And his name isn't Danny Zuko! He's Patrick McDermott and 7 weeks ago he went on an overnight fishing trip and hasn't been heard from since! His belongings were found on the boat, but his car was left in the parking lot.

Olivia said: "I'm hopeful that my treasured friend is safe and well, and I'm grateful to the officials who are working so hard to find Patrick, whom I love very much," she said in a statement. "I ask anybody with information that could help to please, please come forward."

Please pray for Olivia's love to come back to her! The nights are oh so cold!

[Yahoo]

Why is this bitch crying?

Her dealer totally ran out and now he's toast!

Six Feet Under

So that shit is over and done with! What did you bitches think of it? My thoughts are basically that it was well done, but some things didn't really work for me. When it comes to finales, I think it's pretty difficult to execute something that isn't wrapped up so perfectly and still give closure for viewers. But overall it was a touching ending to a really, really good show!

The Town of Fucking

There's a small town in Austria called Fucking! That's genius! But officials are peeved, because so many tourists have been stealing their signs! So they had to embed their signs in concrete blocks!

After the last 'Welcome to Fucking' sign was stolen, Mayor Siegfried Hauppl ordered brand new theft-proof road signs.

They are bolted and welded to steel posts embedded in concrete in the ground and the mayor added: "It would take all night to steal one."

Fucking always attracts a lot of attention in the summer months, with tourists driving up from nearby Salzburg to pose for pictures in front of the Fucking signs.

But Mayor Hauppl said that while the money tourists spent in the area was welcome, locals were fed up with having to replace the signs.

I want a Fucking sign for myself!

[Ananova]

Four Pounds?!?

And 3 of those pounds came from Sarah Jessica's nose!

[Gawker]

Kiki is NOT preggers!

Kiki is NOT pregnant! This cannot happen. About a week ago, Zakaja at The People We Love to Hate e-mailed pics to me of Kiki buying prenatal vitamins. I didn't post it, because I honestly didn't believe it! There's no way this witch can be pregnant with Jake's baby! But since then rumors have been spreading that she's indeed preggers!

Kiki was only buying these vitamins, because Jake is cheating on her ass and threatening to leave her! So she's buying this shit to make it look like she's preggers. She's using the oldest trick in the book to keep her man!

God she's so fucking shameless!

[The People We Love to Hate]

Sophia and Dorothy to wed?

Is Mary-Kate Olsen getting married? Perez Hilton is reporting that she may be engaged to her Greek boyfriend Stavros Niarchos III.

“According to Mary-Kate, it could be green lights all the way to a big wedding day,” reveals a close friend. “Being smitten is a big deal for the girl who was seen as the unlucky sister just a year ago.”
How do you think they have sex? She must ride it right? Or he'll crush her ass! She's like the size of a 6-month fetus!

[Perez Hilton]

Hot Slut of the Week: Paula Deen

Age: ?
Birthday: ?
Birth Name: Paula Deen

Original Date of Hot Slut of the Day: August 14, 2005
Claim to Fame: Cooking the most delicious things in the world!

Where is she now? Soon to make her big-screen debut in Elizabethtown and still has her own cooking show on The Food Network.

Why is she Hot Slut of the Week? Because I love her accent and she's just so fucking nice!

What the hell kind of GD outfit is that?

It looks like a ballerina is attacking his ass! There are really no words to describe this atrocity!



[Go Fug Yourself]

He said, Crackhead said...

Courtney Love dated actor Steve Coogan of Alan Partridge fame recently. And Court is telling bitches that she's knocked up from his ass after only 2 weeks of dating.

She said: "I am pregnant with Steve's baby, but I'd rather not talk about our relationship."

She also went on to say: "Given the Grade A stars I've dated it's embarrassing. I mean... Alan Partridge."
She meant "Give the grade A heroin I've snorted.."

Steve Coogan has dismissed the claims and called it ridiculous. He said: "Well if she was preggers, she isn't now because the crack killed the baby!" Just kidding, he didn't say that.

Court is currently in rehab.

[Ananova]

Tara Reid confirms the obvious!

Tara Reid on her implants:

She said: "I mean, everyone does it. I don't know why I'm the one who gets so much attention?".

You get attention not because you have implants, because you have disgusting ones!

Paris is Burning

Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis have apparently called it quits. Paris Hilton threw a lavish engagement party recently and invited The Latsis Family as well as her own. But sources say that when the Latsis family arrived they had no idea their son was due to marry Paris Hilton. Do they not fucking watching TV or even go outside?

A source at the party said: "It was like a bad scene out of 'Meet The Parents'. Two of the world's richest families meet to celebrate their kids' engagement, but one set of parents knows nothing about it.".

But another source tells me that Paris Latsis' family knew about the engagement, but absolutely forbids it. They think Paris Hilton is trash and doesn't want their son marrying her.

Paris is a true skank and will sure bounce back in the only way she knows. By sucking more dick!

[Female First]

Going to the chapel...

Those on-and-off kids Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth may be heading down the aisle. They split apart a few months ago, because of their schedules. But they most recently got back together and are looking to make it legal.

A friend of Orlando's said: "Orlando and Kate are magic together. It's as if they are the only two people in the world. .

"It won't be long before they are walk down the aisle together." Despite blaming their recent split on conflicting work schedules, it was rumored that Bosworth dumped her boyfriend of three years because she was fed up with his male friends. ".

I also heard that he plans to dress as Legolas for the wedding and she's going to be Lois Lane. Kind of like a marriage of fantasy characters!

[Female First]

The Dlisted Report

Bruce Willis has signed to star alongside Halle Berry in Perfect Strangers. In Perfect Stranger, which is set in the world of the Internet, Berry plays a woman who goes undercover, both on and offline, to investigate a friend's murder. Willis will play one of the chief suspects Berry is investigating. Shooting begins early next year. [Variety]

The 40-Year-Old Virgin was the #1 movie this weekend bringing in $20.5 Million. Red Eye came in second at $16.5 Million. [Box Office Mojo]

Mark and Michael Polish (Twins Falls Idaho) will direct Billy Bob Thornton in The Astronaut Farmer. The story follows an eccentric farmer who dreams of space travel and sets out to build a rocket inside his barn. His neighbors consider him an oddity, the government thinks he is a threat, and the media sees him as a story. [The Hollywood Reporter]

Al Pacino will play Napoleon for producer Barry Navidi. The new film will focus on Napoleon's life in exile. Barry hopes to have the film ready for Cannes in 2007. [Dark Horizons]

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!

President Bush just took his GED test...and he was this close to passing this time - Anonymous 8:18pm


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Hot Slut of the Day!

David Furnish

Birthday Sluts

Tori Amos (42)
Beenie Man (32)
Ty Burrell (38)
Rick Yune (38)
Cindy Williams (58)
Valerie Harper (65)

Angie made me do it!

Brad Pitt has dyed his recently platinum hair to black for a film role. Yeah right, isn't that what he said the last time? You know Angie threatened to dick slap him if he didn't do it!

Stop showing us your dirty cooze!

I don't get it?!? Why doesn't she pull her dress down!? Doesn't she wonder why people around her are dying, because of the stench from her twat? She's toxic! And whatever happened to her sobering up? Ugh, she's hopeless!

It's Official! Lil'Kim is a white woman!

Madge's back!

This stupid bitch went to the Kabbalah center after her terrible accident. Probably to get cured. They were probably like "Bitch give us $10,000 and you're cured!" She doesn't look that awful to me. Except her face is a new kind of ugly.


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[Oh No They Didn't]

R.I.P. Jennifer from Big Brother

Jennifer's Bio

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!

Britney Spears decides to once again go against the beliefs of her Kabalah religion and get more tacky, misspelled tattoos to commemorate the impending birth of the Federfetus. - Liz

Hot Slut of the Day!

Sabrina LeBeauf

Birthday Sluts

Jeff Stryker (43)
Hayden Panettiere (16)
Kelis (25)
Kimberly Stewart (26)
Alicia Witt (30)
Carrie-Ann Moss (38)
Kim Cattrall (49)
Loretta Devine (56)
Peter Weir (61)
Kenny Rogers (67)