So he cheated on her ass, then she apparently took him back and now she's dumped his ass again! Sienna Miller has tried and tried to forgive and forget, but she cannot. Sienna was photographed leaving a lunch with Jude in tears. And so she's cut her losses and moved on... apparently. This isn't the end of it, trust me.
Hayden Panettiere turns 16 tomorrow and the stupid bitch is already smoking in public and going to clubs with Paris Hilton. You may know Hayden from such films as Remembers the Titans and Raising Helen. In the past few days the two have been seen shopping and slutting it up around town. I think they met at The Teen Choice Awards. First of all if Hayden's parents gave a shit about their daughter they would immediately keep her away from the Paris. Unless, they want her to be the next Tara Reid. It's not like all of us didn't do that shit when we were 15, but Paris Hilton is a whole other breed of skank!
Angelina Jolie and her new kid, Zahara both look absolutely gorgeous on the NYC set of Angie's new flick The Good Shepard starring Matt Damon.
Jenny Mcarthy has filed for divorce from her husband John Asher. I always thought he was a fag anyway. They were married for six years.
Tanya Turner is the main character in the British series Footballers Wives. This bitch is so hot! She is too high class to make hot slut of the day! Michael K and I love her ass....she's the fictional Posh Spice. Everyone watch Footballers Wives...all this bitch does is smoke cigarettes, get her nails done, and act like a slut!
My favorite Desperate Housewife, Marcia Cross is engaged to boyfriend Tom Mahoney. That bitch is some kind of stockbroker. The bitch is happy and they haven't set a date.
Blogger Andrea Harner is reporting that Mariah Scarey's assistants perform a daily function to remove her size 10 or 12 tags with size 6 tags on all her clothes! This is amazing! And totally true, because I've heard first hand!
Natasha Lyonne has been missing for a while, did you miss her? Me neither. Anyhow, The Post apparently has found her. They say she's lying in Beth Israel Hospital in NYC suffering from drug withdrawal and disease. They say the disease is Hep c.
UK Magazine, Company has voted Peter Andre as the Unsexiest Man in the Universe and I have to agree. Jordan's main hubby just reeks of sleaziness!
Goldie Hawn and her lover Kurt Russell recently set off their alarm after getting freaky in their bedroom.
On Tuesday, that proper English lady Madonna fell off a horse and broke a bunch of bones. Her spokeswhore said that it was a new horse and Madge wasn't used to it. It seems now that the new horse was a gift from Madge's hubby Guy Ritchie. Hmm...now I know what really happened.
When I reported that Eminem cancelled his European tour due to "exhaustion" many of you commented that meant the bitch was detoxing. And you were right. Eminem has checked his stupid ass into rehab. Why? Because that bitch is addicted to sleeping pills. What a girly addiction! He's like the modern day Neely O'Hara!
Is Jessica Alba set to play Jeannie in a big-screen remake of I Dream of Jeannie? Reports are that Jessica will not do a sequel to The Fantastic Four, because that bitch is too good for that shit. Apparently she's heading for leading lady opposite Jimmy Fallon in the Jeannie remake.
Lesley Ann Warren was fired on the second day of filming on the low-budget, indie-feature Devil You Know, because she's a demanding bitch! Here are the reasons:
Al Pacino has signed on for the remake of the French classic Rififi. The original film was directed by Jules Dassin and revolved around a career thief who, upon leaving prison, discovers his wife has left him. He returns to crime, plotting a daring jewelry store heist. [Variety]
Here's some screencaps up the upcoming cowboy love story Brokeback Mountain starring Jake G and Heath L. Who is the top and who is the bottom? Oh and in the last pic are they crying or jerking it?
Jared Leto threw a BBQ at his Los Angeles home. His new chick Ashley Olsen was there as well as her hooker sister, MK Olsen. Jared got wet and got on the roof, to do..I don't know what. But damn he's hot!
In this pic she looks like a crack head...
It's that time again for America's Next Top Model. The new site launched today with all the new bitches. This bitch is my fave:
Kanye West is giving a shout out to all us gays and wants to end gay bashing in hip hop! No gay bashing in hip hop?! Fuck that!
Kanye's message: "Not just hip-hop, but America just discriminates. And I wanna just, to come on TV and just tell my rappers, just tell my friends, `Yo, stop it.'"
I say just shut up and come out of the closet already Kanye!
According to Premiere Magazine - Do we agree?
I know how lots of you sluts love getting your Jake on...so here ya go..
Hohan bought a pizza!
Who would hit Carrot Top?
Must be Hohan!