This HAS to be photoshopped..right?
Nicole Murphy has filed for divorce from her husband Eddie Murphy after 12 years of marriage. The two have 5 children and Nicole is asking for custody as well as spousal support. The reason for divorce, irreconcilable differences as always.
Paula Abdul was due to make several appearances on Fox's So You Think You Can Dance. But now she won't be, because she's too busy molesting Idol contestants. She's actually too busy promoting the Idol DVD and working on the new season. So she is back for more American Idol? Last time I checked there were talked about firing her ass.
Maybe she's picking up her dignity?
Reese Witherspoon is disgusted by Jessica Simpson's behavior. Being a fellow blonde she believes that whole dumb blonde thing is pathetic.
"Thinking they're going to get more out of life if they take off their clothes and objectify themselves, instead of functioning on the principle that they're smart and capable, that you can be an actress and not be on the covers of T+A magazines. I'm flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do that. It blows my mind.'"[Contact Music]
WHICH magazine editor nicknamed "the human speed bump" for his ponderous style is moving to L.A. to work for a TV channel? The married exec won't be missed by the co-worker who was horrified one Valentine's Day to receive a dozen roses with the message "Will you be my Valentine?"
Congratulations to Mimi for her 10th week at #1!
Jessica Simpson and her soon-to-be-ex-husband Nick Lachey are still in NYC. Jessica and her tits made an apperance outside their hotel. And there's those ugly hooker shoes again! Even Nick hates those shoes!
She's not the best looking girl out there. But she's got class and has a hot body...
Pamela Anderson will open a club in Las Vegas completely devoted to hepatitis..
"I've invested with a few friends."Hmm...looks like mama needs new implants!
"Also I have no definition, probably from having babies. I could go to the gym but I haven't got the time or the energy."
She doesn't like her fingernails? Who the fuck says that? What's not to like about them. OMG, poor thing. She's crazy!
Brit Brit Spears was so inspired by watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory that she wants to name her baby Charlie if it's a boy. But Kbaby wants to name him Kevin Jr. if it's a boy. Brit Brit would love to name her kid Charlie if it's a boy or a girl. I must admit Charlie is a cute name for a girl, but telling you kid "We named you after this Johnny Depp movie" is pretty sad.
Anna Nicole Smith is apparently desperate to view the private sex tape of Colin Farrell, because she's heard he has a big schlong.