I love seeing celebs drunk, especially when they are NOT Tara Reid. She's so predictable. Here's Nicky Hilton and her current beau, Kevin Connolly in St. Tropez boozing it up. Paris is most likely tending to a gang bang down below!
I have never gotten it. Wilmer gets so much action! Do you think he's hung like a horse? Sluts out there please analyze the package!
HoHan decided to skip the British premiere of Herbie: Fully Sucky, because she wanted to be with her parents in New York. They are beginning divorce proceedings this week. Whatever, she just couldn't find any good coke in London! [HT Tabloid]
Bongo is back bitches! And they got 12yo Nicole Richie and her fiancee DJ AM to pose for this shit. Nicole looks hot as always, but DJ AM ain't cute. He looks like he's hung as hell though!
Why won't this bitch close her mouth!?! She looks like a cocker spaniel yapping at his master! Maybe she's trying to catch flies?!
The New York Post is reporting that one year after 9/11 Osama Bin Laden tried to buy massive amounts of cocaine, spike it with poison and sell it to Americans.
There she is in London, wasted out of her mind! I think she's probably wasted naturally, but drinking 4 40oz and taking 25 hits of the bong, probably doesn't really help matters. Does anybody know if she's a dyke?
Poor Jessica Lange. I used to think she was so fucking hot and so fucking sexy. And now...ugh, she's on her way to Frankenstein territory. Doesn't she realize she was so much fucking hotter without all that work? I'm not sure what these older ladies are thinking. They should get their vaginas tightened not their faces! That's what really counts!
Xtina has a new diet that she's following. She is basing her new diet on the textures and colors of foods. Each meal is made of up of four textures: crunchy, soft, hot and cold. Her plate must also be made up of foods with bold contrasting colors.
"She has a chef with her most of the time to whip up exactly the right meal." .
I have been given a secret copy of one of Xtina's menus:
Plate of Cocaine (Soft) [Note: Please use bright freen food coloring on the cocaine]
Vicodin (Crunchy) [Note: Please dip the pills in bright pink food coloring]
Cigarettes (Hot) [Note: Please buy those colorful blue ones]
Red Bull (Cold) [Note: Make sure to be that shit in a bright yellow cup with a bright orange straw]
Johnny Knoxville and Kate Moss spend a lot of time together. However, they both claim they are "just friends" because Johnny is married. Like that's ever stopped him in the past. Johnny is currently in town promoting The Dukes of Hazzard and Kate is house hunting with her daughter Lila-Rose. Both Johnny and Kate were out at a NYC club when a "frat type" started bothering Kate. The dude kept brushing a rose against Kate's face and Johnny didn't like this.
Anybody watching The Surreal Life on Vh1 knows that Janice Dickinson is playing it up for the cameras. I think she's bitchy and abrasive, but I think she's turning it up a notch for TV. She knows that's what her fans want to see. Her fans being fags and all. But members of a West Hollywood gym are threatening to leave the gym if Janice stays. Apparently Janice who calls herself "The World's First Supermodel" is cussing bitches out!
Andy Dick is a true train wreck. I don't know if he's a genuine one or just showing it up for the cameras. But anyway, he was at the opening of Home Nightclub here in NYC yesterday morning. And a spy said that Andy was boozing it up and seriously making out with another male party goer. Ewww, who would make out with him? Except Trishelle, but she's trash! A source also reports that Andy "grabbed, licked and groped everyone in sight — especially the male models." He also had his hands down a dude's pants, groping his genitals.
Paul Walker has joined Clint Eastwood's Flags of Our Fathers. Clint will direct a cast that already includes Ryan Phillipe, Jesse Bradford and Adam Beach. [The Hollywood Reporter]
OK, last weekend, while that slut Michael K was eating surf n' turf with Markus, my ass was going to see the one-woman, Broadway extravaganza: Suzanne Somers' "The Blonde in the Thunderbird." This thing was a piece of shit! It was so fucking bad, it was almost like high concept, avant garde art!
Julia Roberts has decided to take a crack at Broadway and will star in Richard Greenberg's Three Days of Rain next March. Richard is most famously known for writing the Broadway smash Take Me Out about a gay baseball player coming out. Famous director, Joe Mantello will help Julia make her debut.
That the minute she poses next to that piece of shit cow statue, it suddenly looks expensive & holy!
That Maddox is a cute, cute kid! And he's even more hotter rocking that black eyeliner. He's so going to start a trend among the celeb offsprings. You know Rocco Richie fired his stylist the minute he saw this picture. And well Dakota... she probably killed someone!