The Dlisted Jukebox
I've had this song in my head for the past two weeks. This movie was so fucking hot!
Human League "Together in Electric Dreams"
I wish this Michael Jackson t-shirt existed. It sums up everything for me!
Previously, the Vatican had appeared to approve JK Rowling's world-famous books, saying they showed children the difference between good and evil.
Me thinks he's just jealous! He wants that fancy wand, too. Pope Eggs Benedict, don't be greed you have your own silly costume!
Al Reynolds is so gay, I can't stand it!!! Look at him, he has gay written all over him! I'm gay and he's too gay for me! Pff, Star fucking deserves it! I just can't wait for the day when a sex tape featuring Al and another dude hits the public!
Chyna looked fucking hot at The Espy Awards. Bitch cleaned up her act. And her date is fucking hot, too. I'm happy she's finally make the right decisions when it comes to men!
Kelly Barkson is by no means fat! Thick, but not fat. But girl, there's such a thing as wearing shit that's flattering to you. Her belly is trying to breakaway from that big black x.
She was vacationing in Myrtle Beach when organizers of a wet t-shirt contest quickly asked her to be a judge. And of course, how could Anna Nicole turn someone down? Anna decided that it sucks to be a judge and it's better to be a contestant! Especially when you're on drugs, it's so much more fun!
This was taken at Jessica's birthday party a few nights ago. Jessica looks like a straight up hooker. Bitch you are rich have your fucking roots done! Mandy looks like a prim and proper lady compared to the midget-hooker that is Jessica Simpson.
Bai Ling manages to top herself each day by offending us with another hideous outfit!
Madge graces the cover of the August edition of American Vogue as the picture of a perfect English woman. Bitch is from Detroit! Lourdes looks hot, however that pic of them in the bed creeps me out.
Celebrity porn tapes have become the norm, nowadays. A new tape has surfaced from surprise-surprise, Colin Farrell. It was really only a matter of time. His partner in the tape is Playboy slut Nicole Narain whom Colin briefly dated.
In between, Narain, who was Miss January in 2002, displays her pierced tongue as she looks up at the camera and winks. And Farrell, who had a shaved head for his role in "Daredevil," reciprocates, saying, "I could do this breakfast, lunch and dinner."
Narain, who has a tattoo on her backside, also goes through a couple of sexual positions described in the Kama Sutra, starting with "the missionary."
The sellers are looking for a seven-figure deal. However, they can't sell the tape without Colin or Nicole's permission. Give me something new! I want to see something different from celebrities. Like maybe a tape of them doing dishes or some shit, the laundry maybe? Now that will be hot!
However, I am a hater and once and if that Colin tape hits the internet. I'll be the first bitch jacking to it! Just kidding!!!
Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes may hop aboard Doris and Bernard. The independent film tells the story of tobacco billionairness Doris Duke and her butler. It will focus on the latter part of Duke's life and her relationship with her gay Irish butler, Bernard Lafferty, to whom she left her entire fortune. Filming is expected to begin this October in New York. [Variety]
Paula: ''You did your best.''
Whitney: ''I want your steak and eggs.''
Paula: ''Come on, Ryan!''
Whitney: ''We don't say shit to you. Deal with it, Seacrest. Deal with it.''
Paula: ''You are the contestant to beat in this competition.''
Whitney: ''That's black love, baby!''
Paula: ''Shut up, Simon, shut up!''
Whitney: ''Simon, I will knock the shit out of you!''
I've also added a translation if Mariah Scarey replaced Paula:
Paula: "That was a little pitchy"
Mariah: "9/11, lambs!"
Fellow chihuahua owner, Matt LeBlanc, took a LePiss when out walking his dog. That shit made me laugh, especially with him wearing those hideous Oakley sunglasses!