The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!!
"Hey! Hands off! This is my complimentary bottle of Jesus Juice from Michael Jackson's acquittal party at Neverland Ranch!" - Corrine
Why? Because she's such a piece of trash and she's always ready for the paparazzi! Don't you love her beautiful, gold outfit? Where the fuck did she buy this? Probably Hong Kong.
Vanna White will finally get her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year. This is the way things should be. If Ryan Seacrest can get one, why shouldn't this bitch? She's fucking hot as shit and wears the hottest outfits ever. Let's hope that nobody shits on her star!
I'm not into hiding the nudity from you. You gotta see it. What has Pam gotten herself into? Girl, you better run! Pam is here with David LaChapelle (photographer), Richie Rich (designer) and Amanda Lepore (NYC celebrity-tranny). They are celebrating Amanda's new pussy! Actually, it's some party for Virgin airlines. Ok, I'm going to warn you after this pic THERE ARE NUDEY ONES! Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!
Is it just me or is he losing his hair?
Demi Moore was photographed yesterday trying to hide her bump da bump. Rumors are swirling about Ms. Moore..is she or isn't she? Maybe bitch just had some El Torito and is suffering from a little bloating! Demi, if you are preggers please girl don't name your baby anything like Rumer or Scout. That's not cute.
Mister Paris must be the worst dressed man, female, alien, whatever of all-time! Who wakes up and is like "Today I'm going to wear orange pants and you know what, I'm going to ask my house painter to remove his sleeveless hoodie so I can wear it!"
I love some Posh & Becks, but what are they thinking? Are they going to like a theme party? Is he channeling Elton John and she's channeling a vase? I have no idea, what's going on here. I love the implants, though. It adds a touch of class!
Y'all know I love me some reality TV. Well, Bravo has announced Battle of the Network Reality Stars to debut in August. Basically, it pits reality stars against eachother in some kind of tournament. The winner wins something, I'm not sure what. Maybe another 4 minutes of fame? So far here's the rundown of the cast:
Lyric: At night when you turn off all the lights, There’s no place that you can hide
Rachel Hunter & Ryan Seacrest played it up for the cameras the other night after they left Hollywood restaurant Koi. That bitch is a fag!
Damn, Janet Jackson got big. Maybe it's that big sweatshirt, she's wearing. But damn girl, didn't you have like 2 ribs removed so you could be skinny? You went to all that work, just so you could get fat again? Furthermore, wasn't it like a million degrees in L.A. yesterday? Girl, don't be embarrassed! You've got some cushion for the pushin'!