The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!!!

"Hey! Hands off! This is my complimentary bottle of Jesus Juice from Michael Jackson's acquittal party at Neverland Ranch!" - Corrine

Dlisted Jukebox

Since it's the weekend, I thought I'd drop one of my favorite weekend songs. Debbie Deb is super hot and I used to drop it like its hot to this song back in the day. Enjoy your Saturday sluts!

Debbie Deb "Lookout Weekend"

Bai Ling is my hero!!!

Why? Because she's such a piece of trash and she's always ready for the paparazzi! Don't you love her beautiful, gold outfit? Where the fuck did she buy this? Probably Hong Kong.

Fashion Tip - I had a friend who hated to say where she got things, because she didn't want people to know. So whenever someone asked "Michelle, where did you get that?" She always fucking said "Hong Kong" even if that bitch got it at Contempo Casuals.







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The Eve Sex Tape?

Does TV/Rap star Eve have a sex tape? I didn't think it was her when I first saw it. But after careful examination, I think it is her. Ewww, view at your own risk! It's actually just a small clip.

The Eve Sex Tape

God has answered my prayers!

Vanna White will finally get her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year. This is the way things should be. If Ryan Seacrest can get one, why shouldn't this bitch? She's fucking hot as shit and wears the hottest outfits ever. Let's hope that nobody shits on her star!

I Wanna Be Inside Your Cheese

American Idol winner, Carrie Underwood scored the Number 1 single for her absolute cheese-fest of a song Inside Your Heaven. The single sold 170,000 copies making it the best-selling single of 2005 so far.

This song sucks!!!!

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Cruise is mad as hell and he's not going to take it!

Tommy was on The Today Show when he crossed paths with the wrath that is Matt Lauer! Actually, Matt just asked a question about his "feud" with Brooke Shields for taking anti-depressants. Cruise responded with "You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do."

And then Matt really fudged it up by asking Tom about Ritalin. "Matt, Matt, you don't even — you're glib," Cruise responded. "You don't even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, OK. That's what I've done."

This bitch is straight-up losing it! Mark my words, he will end up like Michael Jackson in less than 5 years.

P.S. - Did anybody catch this interview?

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Cathy Rigby

Birthday Sluts

Jason Lewis (34)
Hunter Foster (36)
Ricky Gervais (44)
Sidney Lumet (81)

The CAPTION THIS Contest! WINNER!

P.S. - It's Bjork!

Again, Ya'll did a hot job! But the winner is:

Damn it!! You took to long!! My arm muscles are spasming, and you got some on my papoose!! - Cherry

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I'm going to make you look!

I'm not into hiding the nudity from you. You gotta see it. What has Pam gotten herself into? Girl, you better run! Pam is here with David LaChapelle (photographer), Richie Rich (designer) and Amanda Lepore (NYC celebrity-tranny). They are celebrating Amanda's new pussy! Actually, it's some party for Virgin airlines. Ok, I'm going to warn you after this pic THERE ARE NUDEY ONES! Don't say I didn't warn you!!!!



YOU CAN STILL TURN BACK....









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Happy Graduation Prince Willy!

Is it just me or is he losing his hair?



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R.I.P. Chris S from The Cut

Oooo...you can run..you can hide..

Demi Moore was photographed yesterday trying to hide her bump da bump. Rumors are swirling about Ms. Moore..is she or isn't she? Maybe bitch just had some El Torito and is suffering from a little bloating! Demi, if you are preggers please girl don't name your baby anything like Rumer or Scout. That's not cute.





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Timberlake to board the snake!

Justin Timberlake is in talks to join Samuel L. Jackson & Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan.

Jackson would play Lazarus Woods, a God-fearing ex-blues musician who is a father figure to a sex-addicted woman played by Ricci. Justin Timberlake is being courted to play Ricci's boyfriend.

Why is Justin trying to break into the movies. Both of his films in the can are in danger of going straight-to-video. I mean, sometimes you just gotta call it a day.

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I personally feel that..

Mister Paris must be the worst dressed man, female, alien, whatever of all-time! Who wakes up and is like "Today I'm going to wear orange pants and you know what, I'm going to ask my house painter to remove his sleeveless hoodie so I can wear it!"

"Oh and another thought! I'm going to have Miss Paris wear white, so we can look like the flag of The Marshall Islands. That'd be dope! Viva Greece!"





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The CAPTION THIS Contest! WINNER!!!

You all were really fucking hilarious. But the winner is...

"Ay dios mio! Senorita Hatcher, my arm eez getting muy tired from so many horrible hours of umbrella carrying! Por favor senorita, may i pleez rest un momento?"

"You so much as break stride Consuela, and I will have your alien ass deported faster than you can say chicken chalupa."

"Ay dios mio!"

-somewhatdead (but of course)

What the hell kind of Godamned outfits are these?!?

I love some Posh & Becks, but what are they thinking? Are they going to like a theme party? Is he channeling Elton John and she's channeling a vase? I have no idea, what's going on here. I love the implants, though. It adds a touch of class!







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Battle of the Network Reality Stars!

Y'all know I love me some reality TV. Well, Bravo has announced Battle of the Network Reality Stars to debut in August. Basically, it pits reality stars against eachother in some kind of tournament. The winner wins something, I'm not sure what. Maybe another 4 minutes of fame? So far here's the rundown of the cast:

• Richard Hatch and Susan Hawk (Survivor: Pulau Tiga, Survivor: All-Stars)

• Chip and Kim McAllister (The Amazing Race 5)

• Charla Faddoul and Mirna Hindoyan (The Amazing Race 5)

• Nikki McKibbin and Ryan Starr (American Idol 1)

• Will Kirby and Mike "Boogie" Malin (Big Brother 2)

• Evan Marriott (Joe Millionaire 1)

• Heidi Bressler (The Apprentice 1)

• Bradford Cohen (The Apprentice 2)

• Coral Smith and Mike "The Miz" Mizanin (The Real World: Back to New York)

• Theo Gantt (The Real World: Chicago)

• Adam Mesh (Average Joe 1, Average Joe 3: Adam Returns)

• Tina "Fabulous" Panas (The Bachelor 3)

• Brittany Brower (America's Next Top Model 4)

• Matt Kennedy Gould (The Joe Schmo Show 1)

• Valerie Penso (Temptation Island)

• Duncan Nutter (Showbiz Moms & Dads)

• Wendy Pepper (Project Runway)

• Rachel Love Frasier (The Swan 1)

I am so fucking excited that Mirna/Schmirna are back on TV! And everybody knows I love me some Brittany from ANTM4. This shit will be hot!

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Dog Bling

We all know how much of an animal lover, JLo is. I mean she wears one to almost every event! I guess having every possible kind of product for humans isn't good enough. So JLo has decided she's going to give back to her furry friends and make dog jewelry for them.

An insider said: "Jennifer just got creative and wanted to extend the range of jewels for animals. She has always found it somewhat frustrating that there are limited accessories available for them."

I love that she finds it frustrating. You know what JLo, I find it fucking frustrating that I can't get married legally! And I fucking find it frustrating that there isn't a cure for cancer! JLo find a fucking real cause! Oh who am I fooling, I'm totally going to buy this shit when it comes out.

P.S. - That picture is not of JLo's work.

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Brit to show her nasties?!?

According to Life & Style magazine, Britney is in talks with Vanity Fair to pose nekkid and preggers. Yawn. Hasn't this been done a million times? Britney, do me a favor and do something different. Why don't you pose while giving birth? Yeah, OMG that would be hot. We'll get David LaChapelle to snap while you're in labor. I picture it now, the cover will be of your cooter in all its glory and a baby head poking out! You can have a bag of cheetos in one hand and red bull in the other, y'all!

This is fucking genius, this is edgy! This is what we want to see!

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You're joking!

Warner Bros. and Christopher Nolan are already making plans on the sequel to Batman Begins. And they are in the process of choosing who will play the infamous Joker! Reports have Crispin Glover as a favorite. But there were also some bizarre stories saying that Mark Hamill was in the running. Mark voices the character of The Joker in the animated series.

Paul Bettany has been the latest name drop in the running. Me thinks it will be a while before they actually announce someone. They still have to the write the fucking script!

Katie Holmes will not be returning. Because producers want a stronger actress. Ooooh, snap!

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Gail speaks!

Oprah's ladyfriend, Gayle King has spoken out on the issue of Hermes "snubbing" Oprah.

Gayle said: "People were in the store and they were shopping. Oprah was at the door and she was not allowed into the store... It was one of the most humiliating moments of her life." Gayle also said that Oprah feels Hermes apologize was weak, "it implies that nothing offensive happened".

One of the most humiliating moments of her life? What? No bitch, I think this was:


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Just Starve It!

Jacko decided to join Hollywood starlets like HoHan & Richie by doing the latest diet! The starve! Apparently, during his trial Jacko starved himself and only drank water. He did this for about a month. Joe Jackson became so worried he hired a personal nutritionist to get Jacko back to eating.

Why is this such a big deal? Starving is the new eating! I bet you that bitch had some kind of "protein."

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Hip Hip Hooray!

I made a silent promise to myself to keep yesterday HoHan, Paris Hilton & TomKat free! I think I did it! OMG, now I'm going to reward myself with some chocolate soup!!!

R.I.P. Ricardo from Kept

Good mittens!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Catherine Oxenberg!

Birthday Sluts

Mick Fleetwood (63)
Solange Knowles (19)
Peta Nemcova (26)
Kelly Wigglesworth (28)
Sherry Stringfield (38)
Michele Lee (63)

Name that song & artist!

Lyric: At night when you turn off all the lights, There’s no place that you can hide

Eeeeek!!!

I am at a lost for words!!!





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Rachel & Seacrest?

Rachel Hunter & Ryan Seacrest played it up for the cameras the other night after they left Hollywood restaurant Koi. That bitch is a fag!









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Jeter & Sheffield in love!

Oh how I love young love!

R.I.P. Rachel & Jonathan from Dancing with the Stars

Miss Fried Chicken if you're nasty!

Damn, Janet Jackson got big. Maybe it's that big sweatshirt, she's wearing. But damn girl, didn't you have like 2 ribs removed so you could be skinny? You went to all that work, just so you could get fat again? Furthermore, wasn't it like a million degrees in L.A. yesterday? Girl, don't be embarrassed! You've got some cushion for the pushin'!







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Elizabeth: The Golden Age

Shekhar Kapur & Cate Blanchett are reteaming for a sequel of their 1998 film Elizabeth. Cate will once again play the Queen.

The film, "Elizabeth: The Golden Age," will detail the Tudor monarch's tempestuous relationship with Raleigh and suggest that Elizabeth was infatuated with the courtier and adventurer. There's ample evidence to suggest that she was jealous of his relationships with other women and he was thrown in the Tower for a time when it emerged that he had seduced one of her ladies in waiting.

Clive Owen looks likely to play the role of Sir Walter Raleigh. Jeremy Irons & Hugh Dancy are also in talks to join the cast. The film is shooting in Lithuania and will continue production till the end of the year.

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Brace Yourselves!

The producers of the smash-hit American Idol are in talks with Fox to bring Celebrity Idol to the airwaves. CI is basically like AI, but instead of wannabe singers they will take very well-known celebrities and have them battle it out! Each week America will vote and one celeb will go home. The prize will be a $1 Million donation to a charity of their choice. Producers have said they are hoping to get major names that aren't really known for their singing talent.

They hope for the show to premiere this November. They also wish for Randy, Paula & Simon to return as judges.

Hmm... Me not so sure. I think they should get singers that think they can see and have them perform without a backtrack or any kind of effects. I'm thinking Madonna, Ashlee Simpson, Britney Spears, Posh Beckham... damn this show could go on forever and ever!

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Nicole Kidman has a heart of gold!

Nicole Kidman celebrated her birthday a few days ago, but she doesn't like to celebrate by getting lavish presents. She instead sends a present to her mum! She sends a present to her, because she's just grateful to be alive!

She said: "I send my mom flowers to say thank you. I don't think your birthday is about you. I get enough attention. I don't need any more attention."

Nicole, you're such a good person. I wish we could all be like you. And since you're so charitable, I think you should send us a couple of presents. Or cash, we'll take cash.

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Zellweger's role chase!

Renee Zellweger seems to have her eyes on starring in a film version of the life of Edith & Edie Beale. The mother and daughter's are the focus of the cult-classic documentary, Grey Gardens. Well, there's a new documentary out called The Ghost of Grey Gardens and Ms. Zellweger-Chesney recently attended a special screening. Renee has gotten her hands on loads of unseen footage from the making of the 1975 Grey Gardens in an attempt to put together some kind of film project.

Renee has also visited The Grey Gardens Estate.

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Heal my Tits!

Speaking Madge, she is said to be using a bizarre healing method on her breasts! Madonna sticks crystals in her bra, she says this helps her love life. The healing method instructs you to place pink quartz in your underwear as to improve your love/sex life.

Hey, whatever you need to do to get your groove on...I'm all for it! But try female Viagra, Madge!

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Pregnant Granny!

Madge has said that she is keen to have more kids and won't let age stop her. The bitch is 46! I guess she's still not too old, but still! When her kid is graduating high school, that bitch will be 64!

She said: "Everybody else has made a big deal about me wanting more children. And yes, it would be nice attitude and my husband's attitude is that if we have more, then we do, and if we don't, we don't."

Madge was 37 and then 40 when she had her two kids.

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R.I.P. Lauren & Bill from Beauty and the Geek

Lauren was so fucking hot, but so dumb!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Veronica Portillo from Road Rules!

Birthday Sluts

Selma Blair (33)
Joss Whedon (41)
Frances McDormand (48)
Randy Jackson (49)

Adonis

Posh & Becks are in St. Tropez living it up on vacay. These pics were taken of the perfectly hot Beckham in the water. GD, he's hot! A little sunburnt, but I'll take him well done!

Jenny & Vince sittin' in a tree...

Now we know the real reason the Pitt's dumped her ass! Just kidding. It's just for a movie. I used to think Vince was so hot. He looks kind of pudgy. Jenny has a hot body.









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Hot Slut of The Week: Jackie Collins

Jackie Collins is the world's greatest writer. Has she won a Pulitzer, yet? Well, she'll just have to make do with winning Dlisted's Hot Slut of the Week! I love everything about Jackie. She's abolustely absurd. Her sister is even a bitch! If any of you haven't read a Jackie Collins book, you must! At least just one time. I love her and I'm so happy she is this week's HSL of the Week!

Breaking up is hard to do!

George Clooney and Lisa Snowdon have called it a day, yet again! Georgie and Lisa have been dating off and on for about 5 years, but this time is going to be for good! Georgie says he doesn't want to get married and likes being a bachelor. The reason for the break-up is because Lisa refused to stuff gerbils up his ass. I mean, all he fucking wanted her to do was to use the lighter on the rodent's ass so it would run up his bum faster! And she wouldn't even do that!? What a fucking bitch!

Love sucks!

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TomKat's wedding registry!

ThisGuysWorld posted a brilliant gift registry for the upcoming nuptials of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes. I love the umbrella and My Husband is Gay. This couldn't be more real! Let's put our pennies together and get them something!

Thanks to whlagerfeldt for sending me this shit!

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Courtney & Pam: BFF!!!!

At the Premiere of Rize, that movie about like street dancing or something. Damn, rehab has made Love kinda puffy. Pammy looks like a hooker as usual.

HoHan's lovely date in the sun!

HoHan had a beautiful day in the sun..smoking and eating. What does her tattoo say? Can anybody make it out? I will not make fun of HoHan today! This is my vow and I'm halfway through. Phew, this is hard!!!

Junior Andre

Peter Andre the amazingly plastic, Jordan have finally named their baby! And they have chosen to name him Junior Andre. No, not just Junior or Andre Jr.! But thankfully baby is happy and healthy.

For those of you who don't know these two, Peter is some popstar in the UK and Jordan is a piece of trash glamour model who is Posh Beckham's arch rival!

They are HUGE in the UK.

Our best wishes go out to Junior Andre!

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BREAKING NEWS!!

Is anybody watching The View right now? Well, HoHan is on! My friend just e-mailed me to tell me that HoHan totally just dissed Joy. She comes out and kisses and hugs everybody, but Joy. What's her beef? Give me juice!

Kelly O's out and ready!

Kelly Osbourne's out of Rehab and looking much slimmer. Me thinks bitch had some work done. Ewww, her hair/wig/whatever is so fucking nasty.



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TomKat's on the move!

TomKat had din din with Penelope Cruz and her sister in Madrid the other night. I pray to the heavens above that Penny quietly took Katie to the ladies room and tried to remove the microchip that has been embedded in her brain. Penny probably didn't have enough time to do so! When TomKat has din din with Nicole, hopefully she will do this. These starlets must look out for each other or slowly one by one...they will all be a product of Scientology!

P.S. - I love how Katie always walks two steps behind Tom!





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Ok, I usually bash Hohan...

But here she is at Letterman looking absolutely stunning! There I said something nice!





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It's Over!

A few days ago I posted an article about how Oprah was snubbed at Hermes. The store said they simply didn't recognize her. However, a friend told the New York Daily News that they knew exactly who she was and even said "We know who you are." The friend claimed they wouldn't let her in, because she's black.

Apparently, Oprah is pissed and has called the President of Hermes to inform him that she will no longer be shopping at any of the brand's shops.

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Tinkerbell finally snaps!

It was only a matter of time before Tinkerbell Hilton completely snapped! If I was forced to wear hideous pink outfits and shoes and be tossed around like a throw pillow, I would've fucking snapped so long ago!

Well, Tinkerbell Hilton escorted her grandma, Kathy Hilton on The Today Show. That's where Tinkerbell totally hit the roof!

A source said:"The producer came in to see them and said, 'Oh! Tinkerbell!' The producer then put her hand in Tink's Louis Vuitton carrying case and the dog bit her hand.Tinkerbell wasn't kidding, she really bit in good. The producer had to shake the dog off. It was a nasty bite".

Kathy Hilton of course apologized and all was well.

Tinkerbell, just hear me out. I understand your pain! You have every right to do this. Next time, bite a Hilton. They are the real enemies! And go for an artery! I am going to tell my chihuahua, Elvie to ring you up ASAP with this info.

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Rodney Dangerfield: The Movie

Hmm...I think this could be kind of good. Producers have acquired the life story rights for a Rodney Dangerfield biopic. They are planning to base part of it on Rodney's biography It's Not Easy Bein' Me.

Rodney's widow, Joan said: "But while he was making everyone forget their troubles by laughing at his, Rodney's own life was a heavy-hearted one".

No word yet on casting or a director.

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The Ghost Rider Poster

Based on the comic book, this film hits theaters in 2006. It stars Nicolas Cage, Wes Bentley, Peter Fonda & Eva Mendes. This poster looks tired.

R.I.P. Alain from I Want To Be A Hilton

Hot Slut of the Day!

Beverly Cleary!

Birthday Sluts

Jai Rodriguez (28)
Donald Faison (31)
Carson Daly (32)
Amy Brenneman (42)
Bruce Campbell (47)
Meryl Streep (56)
Lindsay Wagner (56)
Kris Kristofferson (69)

Kirstie Alley: Prime Suspect

Kirstie Alley hates the paparazzi. I thought she liked their ass. Here she is spraying them down. Hmm...only a few days ago Tom Cruise was sprayed as well.. I'd like to know where Kirstie was during this whole thing. She has a few questions to answer!







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These bitches aren't dumb!

It's fucking hot as shit in Shanghai, so these sluts are keeping cool by hugging a frozen water bottle!



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Tom kills Oprah!!!

This shit had me falling out of my chair, it's so funny!

Watch it!

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Boy Blood

Indian Doctor's are completely bewildered by a 15yo boy who is apparently been having periods for a year. The second week of every month, he bleeds from his penis. He also suffers from naseau, stomach ache and mood swings.

Sudip Mondol, a local physician, said: "The boy has male organs but he has feminine attributes. If tests of his blood samples prove the presence of ovum, this would be a rare medical case."

Ewww, that would fucking suck! But when he gets older, he'll find some kinky bitch that's into sucking the blood from his dick!

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Jake's in Maui...

Fuck he's hot! Kiki Dunst doesn't deserve this man! And another question, how did he get so hot when his sister is so fucking ugly!?!



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Poor Little Rich Boy

Well, Pierce Brosnan's son is in trouble again!!! A couple of years ago, Christopher Brosnan was almost killed after overdosing on GHB. Well, James Bond Jr. has been arrested for posession of heroin. Everyone thought this kid was going to clean up his act, but I guess not.

A police spokeswoman confirms, "A 32-year-old man was arrested in Brixton
Road on suspicion of possessing a Class A drug, believed to be heroin."

Christopher is due in court this August.

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Let's try this again...

Billy Corgan has announced he will reform The Smashing Pumpkins which broke up in 2000. An ad in a Chicago paper states: "I want my band back, and my songs, and my dreams."

Billy was mum about which members would come back, if any. Billy also went on to say: "represents a new beginning, not an ending. It picks up the thread of the as-yet-unfinished work and charter of The Smashing Pumpkins,"

He has tried to put out a solo album, but failed!

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Heather's a kinky bitch!

Heather Locklear is one hot slut! She told Conan O'Brien that she has a mirror above her bed so she can watch herself in more intimate moments!

She said: "It sounds really tacky, like it's a waterbed or something, but it's not. (The bed has) a mirror behind and then above and it's got these beautiful panels on the side of it.

"But then once you get in the bed you notice all kinds of surprises... I'm just checking (Richie) out. You get to see every part."

Fuck, if I was Heather Locklear I'd having a fucking mirror everywhere!

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R.I.P. Mary Ellen from Hell's Kitchen

What the hell happened to Helen Hunt?!?

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Happy Summer Solstice!

Neither of you bitches will be a good mother!

Reportedly, Paris Hilton has attacked Britney on whom would be a better mother. Paris has told friends that she would be "a way better mother" than Britney Spears. Paris believes that taking care of Tinkerbell has given her excellent skills in the motherhood department.

Seriously, who do you think would be the better mother? I think Britney will be, because she's such trash and doesn't seem as selfish as Paris. Brit also hasn't been seen sucking dick on camera for the whole world to see!

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JLo is a JBitch!

Jennifer Lopez knew exactly what she was getting herself into when she signed on for the low-budget drama Bordertown which also stars Antonio Banderas.

Well, JLo isn't happy with the way she's being treated. She's requested to be moved from her hotel to a private Villa and to be moved into a more luxurious trailer. She also is demanding that producers pay for her $1000 a day hairdresser.

A source close to the film said: "She doesn't seem to realize this is an independent movie and there is no one to pay her outrageous bills".

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Because You're Worth It

Posh & Becks are in heated talks to be the newest faces of L'Oreal. The deal is set to be worth almost $20 Million. Like these cunts need anymore money?

They would follow in the footsteps of Natalie Imbruglia & Andie McDowell.

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HoHan in love?

Page Six is reporting that HoHan has found love with a real rocker! Golly gee, mom! Apparently, HoHan has been dating Elefant singer Diego Garcia (above) on the down low.

Diego is an Argentinean born Brown graduate.

Bitch deserves to get some!

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From Buffy to Alice

Sarah Michelle Gellar has signed on to play the title role in Alice. Alice is a popular video game which takes a twisted turn on the Lewis Carroll's classic Alice in Wonderland. This video game is hot!

The fractured fairy tale, adapted by Erich and Jon Hoeber, picks up Alice after her home has been destroyed and her family killed. The sole survivor of the disaster, she returns to a dark and threatening Wonderland where she must confront her fears before returning to her normal life.

Marcus Nispel has signed on to direct for Universal Pictures.

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16 Days Without Katie...

There seems to be 16 days where nobody knows where Katie Holmes disappeared to.. I say she was kidnapped by Cruise! On April 11th, Katie was seen at Tom Cruise's office to talk about a role in Mission Impossible 3. Then 16 days went by, when neither her family nor friends heard from her. The next time anyone heard from Katie was on April 27th when she was Tom Cruise's new woman.

In that time she fired her manager and her agent. She also acquired a new best friend in Jessica Feshbach whom is the daughter of a controversial bond trader. The Feshbach family has donated millions to the Church of Scientology.

This is so Stepford Wives. Katie Holmes is a robot now! They took her heart and soul away from her and replaced it with a microchip!

Save Katie!!! She needs us!

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Annette Funicello!

Birthday Sluts

Prince William Windsor(23)
Juliette Lewis (32)
Doug Savant (41)
Michael Gross (58)
Meredith Baxter (58)
Jane Russell (84)

Sydney Bristow's bump!

Jennifer Garner is starting to show while her baby daddy still manages to look trashy.





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The Upside Down Hot Air Balloon

Is Hot Shit!!!



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Paris' Lair

Goldenfiddle has scored some pics of Paris Hilton's Hollywood home. Frankly, I'm surprised. I expect to see tons of pink, fur and pictures of herself. So Paris didn't do so bad in the hiring-a-decorator department!

See this shit!

Stone Cold

Sharon Stone is in London filming the sequel to Basic Instinct. She went out to dinner at the world-famous Ivy restaurant. Everything seemed normal, but there was a minor problem. Sharon Stone left her son in the car waiting. Her chauffeur was with him, but still! Sharon has a nanny and lives really close to the restaurant. Why the hell did she have to take her son to the restaurant so he could wait in the car?!

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Dirrrrtttyyy...

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Remember when...

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Little Ho on the Prairie!

HoHan's premiere for Herbie: Fully Crappy was last night in Hollywood. What was the bitch wearing? She's like channeling Melissa Gilbert.





"Look kids, her tits shrunk!"

My Israel!

Whitney's out of Rehab and ready to take on the world! You know that dog is fucking terrified. This is what's going through his head:

"Whitney last time you held me like this, you threw me out of a moving car. I know you're off the crack, but I don't trust it yet. And your smile is really making me nervous. Please bitch if you throw me, make sure it counts. I'm ready to meet Jesus after dealing with your crackhead ass!"







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Peace out!

Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas gives us the sign of peace. However, bitch is looking rough!





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Don't mess with Oprah!

Oprah is currently in Paris and we know this bitch is one of the richest sluts around! Well, she decided to make a stop into Hermes for some purchases when the store refused to let her in!

A source said: "Oprah didn't have her hair done. When she tried the door, they refused her entry because they have been 'having a problem with North Africans' lately' and obviously had no clue who she was."

In related news, Oprah has purchased Hermes and now owns those bitches! They are now picking up her dog's shit with their teeth!

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You Make-A My Dreams Come True!!!

I reported a few days ago that Tom Cruise told Posh Beckham that she was going to be a huge star in Hollywood!

Well, Posh has landed a major film role! Posh will play a demanding diva in Alan Partridge: The Movie. Alan Partridge is the fictional radio DJ made famous by Steve Coogan.

A source close to the film said: A source said: "The scripts for Partridge are obviously under wraps and writing is still in progress, but Victoria's part is pretty much done and dusted.

"She'll be the interviewee that finally allows Alan back on the airwaves with an incendiary chat and her part calls for some serious comic timing. She'll add glamour to the project and prove she's able to take the piss with the rest of them, it's a brilliant move for her."

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Tom takes one in the face!

Tom Cruise wasn't laughing when a man posing as a British journalist squirted him with water at his London premiere of War of the Worlds. Basically a man had a squirt gun disguised as a microphone and asked Tom a question. When Tom went to answer, the man squirted Tom in the face.

The Tom responded with: "That's incredibly rude. I'm here giving you an interview and you do that, it's incredibly rude."

However, the man was doing a prank show for Channel 4 in the UK. But, Tom didn't think it was funny. The man and 3 others were arrested for the prank.

Shouldn't Tom be used to getting things squirted in his face?

And watch the video...it's hot!

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Cameron gets the beat down!

Cameron Diaz was at a club in Monte Carlo when New Zealand model Coralie Eicholtz (above) became furious with her, because she claims Cameron stood on her gown making her fall!

Coralie said: "As Cameron leaped over our seats she accidentally trod on my dress - putting a big hole in it. I toppled over and fell on my face - so I gave her a right hook before my friends stepped in.".

This bitch is hot! Coralie popped that bitch! Coralie has also threatened to steal Cameron's man, Justin Timberlake from her!

Coralie is my new fucking idol!

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Hmm...could be kind of good...

Cameron Crowe's latest:



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Madge is a nosy bitch!

Guy Ritchie wanted to hire Rick Astley to perform at the wrap party for his new film Revolver.

A source close to Ritchie said:"Guy and the production staff on the movie thought hiring Rick would be a cool thing to do for his cast and crew, who had worked so hard on the gangster flick. Madonna wasn't into the idea at all and didn't find it amusing.

"When word got out that they were going to ask Rick along, the staff thought it was a great idea. Of course, he's cheesy but that was the point. But no one could understand why Madonna didn't approve of him being the star attraction."

Rick Astley is hot shit! Madge is just fucking jealous!

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Originality is Officially Dead!

Because the movie wasn't bad enough, The First Wives Club will make its way to Broadway in musical form. Don't get me wrong, the movie was hot, but come on...why can't they just leave this shit alone! Broadway is basically Hollywood now. They take movies that did sort of well and had a gay following and muddle them down with stupid songs and lots of cheese.

I'm still waiting for Showgirls the musical!

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Laurence gets a Mission!

Laurence Fishburne will play a mentor to Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 3. JJ Abrams directs with filming to begin next month in Italy for a May 2006 release. Laurence joins Tommy, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Ving Rhames, Keri Russell, Johnathan Rhys Meyers and Michelle Monaghan.

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Apollonia!

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It's My Birthday Y'all!

Hi cunts & sluts!

Today is my fucking birthday. I am finally legal to drive! Sweet Sixteens are the best! So, I'm going to go and get drunk and then eat some Cookie Puss ice cream cake! So, be a hot bitch and wish this old cunt a Happy Happy Birthday!

xoxoxo Michael K

Janet..Janet..Janet..

What have you done for me lately? Besides, making me laugh by wearing this horrendous dress!







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Sydney Bristow Affleck

The NY Daily News is reporting that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner tied the knot in West virginia. Reports are that the two got hitched at a Resort in the mountains of West Virginia, where Jenny grew up.

Of course, publicists and staff are denying it.

I say this is a false, but me thinks they are getting married very soon. She is knocked up after all!

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So true..

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