Dlisted: 06/12/2005 - 06/19/2005

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Someone's been eatin' too many cookies!


Weekend Newsbits!

Leonardo DiCrappio
got a fucking bottle hit over his head at Rick Solomon's party. God, that's just too perfect.

One of Michael Jackson's jury members attended his fucking congrats party. Hmm...yes just was served!

I guess Jessica Lange failed at something. The Glass Menagerie on Broadway will close early. You can't win em all!

Roy Horn entered rehab. Probably because that bitch got addicted to pain killers! That's the bitch that got bit by that tiger!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Birthday Sluts

Andrea Evans (48)
Alison Moyet (44)
Isabella Rossellini (53)
Carol Kane (53)
Paul Mcartney (63)
Roger Ebert (63)

Friday, June 17, 2005

HoHan's dirty secret!

Bitch, cool it with the self-tanner!


Saint Mariah

Mariah Carey
claims she has only slept with 5 men her entire life. I actually believe her. Not everyone is a slut! She also prefers hanging around with gay men.

She said: "I would need less than the fingers of one hand to count them all.

"I have had lots of boyfriends, but I did not have sex with most of them."


Stabbed in your sleep!

DeAnn Miller
has been charged with simple assault after she beat her husband and stabbed him with a pen after she couldn't take his snoring! Police said DeAnn first poured water on her husband, but that didn't wake him. She then stabbed him twice in the arm with a pen. That woke him up for a short period, but then he went back to bed. After the snoring continued, she beat him down with a workout weight.

That man is a fucking idiot! He went back to sleep after she stabbed with a pen?



R.I.P. Vlada from The Cut

Mena's all about the gina!

Here's the pics of Mena leaving that gay club in Los Angeles with this mystery woman! Read my story below to get the skinny!

JLo's in Mexico..

The bitch is shooting some movie. Is that a wig?


The Ring

Here's some pics of that bitch's engagement ring!


If you gotta hit up a celeb for money...

Make sure it's one of these..

Forbes has announced it's Celebrity 100. The list is ranked by celeb power which also has to do with how much money they earned this year. Here's their picks:

Oprah - $225 Million
Tiger Woods - $87 Million
Mel Gibson - $185 Million
George Lucas - $290 Million
Shaquille O'Neal - $33 Million
Steven Spielberg - $80 Million
Johnny Depp - $37 Million
Madonna - $50 Million
Elton John - $44 Million
Tom Cruise - $31 Million


Is Mena Suvari a beaver hunter?!?

Mena Suvari is one of my favorites. I consider her one of the most beautiful women that I have laid eyes on. If I liked the clam, I'd definitely hit up Mena.

Mena was spotted at a Los Angeles gay club getting chatty with a short-blonde haired dyke!

A spy at the club said: "Mena seemed to be very close with a short-haired blonde woman in the club They were having a few drinks together and when they left they were arm in arm".

Mena filed for divorce from her husband just last month. I will not believe this gossip! Mena likes the sausage!


Fat sluts will beat down Liz Hurley!

Liz Hurley
has some said pretty controversial things in the past. Like when she said that she would hate to be as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Well, her latest statement is surely to get fat cunts after her ass!

She said: "I'd ban anything that is too small or too tight, unless you're slim and toned. I'm sick of seeing flab bulging all over the place. "You can be 80 as long as you have slimmish legs firmly encased in thick tights. Bare legs in a miniskirt can look dodgy at any age."

Liz also confessed a beauty-tip. She said she sleeps with the windows open, to avoid waking up "looking german".

What the hell does that mean? Someone fill me in.


The Poseidon sets sail!

5 more bitches have been added to the cast of Wolfgang Petersen's remake of The Poseidon Adventure. Mia Maestro (Alias), Freddy Rodriguez (Six Feet Under), Kevin Dillon (Entourge), Jacinda Barrett (Real World: London) and Jimmy Bennett will join previously announced Kurt Russell, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum & Josh Lucas.

Maestro will play a stowaway, and Rodriguez a member of the crew. Dillon portrays a blowhard poker player. Barrett and Bennett play a mother-son team trapped on the capsized cruise ship.

Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas is also in talks to join the cast. Shootings begins Saturday in Los Angeles.


Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?

The lovely and horrific, Omarosa is about to shoot a pilot of a talk show with the same producers as Jerry Springer.

"We're going to take all that attitude she has and have her turn it toward people who deserve to have their heads handed to them," Springer's executive producer, Richard Dominick, told a PAGE SIX spy. "Love her or hate her, you won't be able to turn her off. She's going to be bigger than Oprah.

Damn, somebody needs to end this sluts misery! I'm over her. However, I will still watch this show!


Page Six Blind Items

WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? "Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said our source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate"

Duh! Tommy boy!

WHICH teen terror has herpes? The starlet was diagnosed with the "social disease" recently after fooling around with several high-profile studs, who might have it now, too

My guess is HoHan!

WHICH young wife of a big-name director is upset at her husband? The director has a "crush" on a beautiful young blond actress and has hired her for a second movie. The last time he worked with a woman twice, he was sleeping with her.

The wife is Soon-Yi, the director is Woody Allen, the young actress is Scarlett Johansson.



Well, it's official! This relationship is a fake! Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes under the Eiffel tower and of course, she said yes. Said yes to fame and fortune, of course. He announced this at a press conference in Paris for his new film War of the Worlds. He was so happy that he tried to kill Dakota Fanning!

Now, I hate to be a pessimist. But, does anybody actually believe this thing is the truth?

Holla at me if you do. I'm curious.


R.I.P. Jason from Kept

Hot Slut of the Day!

Katarina Witt!

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Venus Williams (25)
Paulina Rubio (32)
Greg Kinnear (42)
Thomas Haden Church (44)
Barry Manilow (62)

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Per your request...

Here's a picture of my newest obsession, Jordan. Somebody requested a picture of her when she was preggo. Here it is! Damn, she's skanky!


R.I.P. Krystal & Brad from Beauty and the Geek

She looks like a damn dude! I think he's hot, though.

When in Idaho...do as the..um..the um..Idahoians do?

Ashton Kutcher's looking the part in Idaho. The dog looks hotter than he does.


Chloe Sevigny gives us the goodies!

I can smell it from here.


Brad's replacement!

Is Condoleeza Rice! They make a hot couple! Love at first sight!


So much sexier than Paris!

Check out this amazing parody of Paris Hilton's Carl Jr's commercial. This shit is so much hotter and his skin looks like so much softer. Now, I'd buy a burger from him!

[source] [via Defamer]

Ooooh...she's got big titties!

She's making Star Jones all hot and shit!


Please pray for Jordan!

is my newest obsession. She is a huge star in London for basically doing nothing, but she's not really known here. She is known in the British papers as Posh's rival. Anyway, Jordan just gave birth to a boy but she recently collapsed in the hospital due to anemia! She may have to get a blood transfusion.

Please pray that Jordan and her implants will make it through this!


Jack...Piss...same thing!

Guns 'N' Roses
guitarist Slash is a hot bitch. He's such a fucking piece of trash, I love it. Well, he recently told a little story how during a gig a fan threw up a bottle of what he thought was Jack. When a took a swig of it, he realized that it was piss and not jack!

He said: "One time by mistake I picked up a bottle and tried to down it. I thought, 'Oh great, looks like JACK DANIELS!'"

You know he continued drinking that shit!


Let's sue!!!

Bitches will honestly sue for fucking anything. David Blaine is being sued by some psycho (above) who is claiming David used "Godly powers" to steal his magic from him.

Christopher "crazy" Roller filed a $50 (yes $50) Million lawsuit against David Copperfield back in March stating that Copperfield used his magic powers without Christopher's permission.

And now Christopher Crazy has filed a $2 Million lawsuit against David Blaine accusing David of using witchcraft to take his powers away.

He's a motherfucking loon. Check out his fucking website. He should be locked up!



The fucking runaway bride is getting $500,000 for a book? For fucking what? What on earth is she going to fucking write about. She obviously can't give any advice on relationships or even how to be sane. I think the book will be all about how to quit that pesky problem called blinking!


The Hills have 4!

Four actors have joined the remake of The Hills Have Eyes to be directed by Alexandre Aja (High Tension). Aaron Stanford, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine & Vinessa Shaw will all star.

The project is a remake of the 1977 film written and directed by Wes Craven, who will produce the new version with his production partner Marianne Maddalena and Peter Locke.

The story follows a vacationing family that makes a wrong turn in the desert and is terrorized by the inhabitants they encounter.

Production begins this month in Morocco. Emilie de Ravin of Lost fame will also join the cast. I've never seen this shit, is it hot?


R.I.P. Evander & Edyta from Dancing with the Stars

Moore gets Men

One of my all-time favorites Julianne Moore will join the ultra-hot Clive Owen in The Children of Men to be directed by Alfonso CuarĂ³n.

The film is set in the near-future where mankind has lost the ability to procreate. The world is rocked by the news that the youngest person on earth -- who is 18 years old -- has died. As chaos erupts, a former radical (Owen) is engaged to be the protector of the most sought after person on the planet -- the last remaining pregnant female.

Productions begins shortly to hit theaters next year. Damn, she's hot!


The Corpse Bride..

Hmmm...could be good..

Kelly Osbourne finally says something I agree with!

Kelly Osbourne on Kayne West: "Kanye West is a really, really talented guy. His beats are
fucking awesome. But his album blew up, and so did his ego. If you think you're so great, prove it - don't tell everyone you are."

Bitch, I couldn't agree with your fat ass more!


Kim Cattrall needs to shut up already!

Sex and the City
ended like so fucking long ago, but Kim Cattrall still wants to talk about it. She's still fucking sore over the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker made more money than all of them.

She said: "It wasn't like 'Friends,' we weren't getting millions of dollars an episode -- at least three of us weren't. I just feel it's time for HBO and our star to be generous. If one actor is
getting, say, $6 million, but the others aren't, I don't think that's
fair -- all four of us worked our asses off."

I guess she has to say something to keep in the papers.


Hot Slut of the Day!

Divine Brown!

Birthday Sluts

John Cho (33)
Diana DeGarmo (18)
Joan Van Ark (62)
Eileen Atkins (71)

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

HoHan's hit rock bottom!

Look at this bitch pick up a dirty cigarette butt! She's like a fucking crackhead!


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