Someone's been eatin' too many cookies!

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Weekend Newsbits!

Leonardo DiCrappio got a fucking bottle hit over his head at Rick Solomon's party. God, that's just too perfect.

One of Michael Jackson's jury members attended his fucking congrats party. Hmm...yes just was served!

I guess Jessica Lange failed at something. The Glass Menagerie on Broadway will close early. You can't win em all!

Roy Horn entered rehab. Probably because that bitch got addicted to pain killers! That's the bitch that got bit by that tiger!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Hoku

Birthday Sluts

Andrea Evans (48)
Alison Moyet (44)
Isabella Rossellini (53)
Carol Kane (53)
Paul Mcartney (63)
Roger Ebert (63)

HoHan's dirty secret!

Bitch, cool it with the self-tanner!



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Saint Mariah

Mariah Carey claims she has only slept with 5 men her entire life. I actually believe her. Not everyone is a slut! She also prefers hanging around with gay men.

She said: "I would need less than the fingers of one hand to count them all.

"I have had lots of boyfriends, but I did not have sex with most of them."

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Stabbed in your sleep!

DeAnn Miller has been charged with simple assault after she beat her husband and stabbed him with a pen after she couldn't take his snoring! Police said DeAnn first poured water on her husband, but that didn't wake him. She then stabbed him twice in the arm with a pen. That woke him up for a short period, but then he went back to bed. After the snoring continued, she beat him down with a workout weight.

That man is a fucking idiot! He went back to sleep after she stabbed with a pen?

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TGIF!!

R.I.P. Vlada from The Cut

Mena's all about the gina!

Here's the pics of Mena leaving that gay club in Los Angeles with this mystery woman! Read my story below to get the skinny!

JLo's in Mexico..

The bitch is shooting some movie. Is that a wig?





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The Ring

Here's some pics of that bitch's engagement ring!







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If you gotta hit up a celeb for money...

Make sure it's one of these..

Forbes has announced it's Celebrity 100. The list is ranked by celeb power which also has to do with how much money they earned this year. Here's their picks:

Oprah - $225 Million
Tiger Woods - $87 Million
Mel Gibson - $185 Million
George Lucas - $290 Million
Shaquille O'Neal - $33 Million
Steven Spielberg - $80 Million
Johnny Depp - $37 Million
Madonna - $50 Million
Elton John - $44 Million
Tom Cruise - $31 Million

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Is Mena Suvari a beaver hunter?!?

Mena Suvari is one of my favorites. I consider her one of the most beautiful women that I have laid eyes on. If I liked the clam, I'd definitely hit up Mena.

Mena was spotted at a Los Angeles gay club getting chatty with a short-blonde haired dyke!

A spy at the club said: "Mena seemed to be very close with a short-haired blonde woman in the club They were having a few drinks together and when they left they were arm in arm".

Mena filed for divorce from her husband just last month. I will not believe this gossip! Mena likes the sausage!

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Fat sluts will beat down Liz Hurley!

Liz Hurley has some said pretty controversial things in the past. Like when she said that she would hate to be as fat as Marilyn Monroe. Well, her latest statement is surely to get fat cunts after her ass!

She said: "I'd ban anything that is too small or too tight, unless you're slim and toned. I'm sick of seeing flab bulging all over the place. "You can be 80 as long as you have slimmish legs firmly encased in thick tights. Bare legs in a miniskirt can look dodgy at any age."

Liz also confessed a beauty-tip. She said she sleeps with the windows open, to avoid waking up "looking german".

What the hell does that mean? Someone fill me in.

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The Poseidon sets sail!

5 more bitches have been added to the cast of Wolfgang Petersen's remake of The Poseidon Adventure. Mia Maestro (Alias), Freddy Rodriguez (Six Feet Under), Kevin Dillon (Entourge), Jacinda Barrett (Real World: London) and Jimmy Bennett will join previously announced Kurt Russell, Richard Dreyfuss, Emmy Rossum & Josh Lucas.

Maestro will play a stowaway, and Rodriguez a member of the crew. Dillon portrays a blowhard poker player. Barrett and Bennett play a mother-son team trapped on the capsized cruise ship.

Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas is also in talks to join the cast. Shootings begins Saturday in Los Angeles.

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Aren't her 15 minutes up yet?

The lovely and horrific, Omarosa is about to shoot a pilot of a talk show with the same producers as Jerry Springer.

"We're going to take all that attitude she has and have her turn it toward people who deserve to have their heads handed to them," Springer's executive producer, Richard Dominick, told a PAGE SIX spy. "Love her or hate her, you won't be able to turn her off. She's going to be bigger than Oprah.

Damn, somebody needs to end this sluts misery! I'm over her. However, I will still watch this show!

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Page Six Blind Items

WHICH top leading man interviewed three different starlets for the job of girlfriend/future wife before picking his new beloved? "Mark my words: They'll have a baby," said our source. "Maybe he or she will be conceived in a petri dish, but they'll procreate"

Duh! Tommy boy!

WHICH teen terror has herpes? The starlet was diagnosed with the "social disease" recently after fooling around with several high-profile studs, who might have it now, too

My guess is HoHan!

WHICH young wife of a big-name director is upset at her husband? The director has a "crush" on a beautiful young blond actress and has hired her for a second movie. The last time he worked with a woman twice, he was sleeping with her.

The wife is Soon-Yi, the director is Woody Allen, the young actress is Scarlett Johansson.

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Lies..Lies..Lies...Yeah!!!

Well, it's official! This relationship is a fake! Tom Cruise proposed to Katie Holmes under the Eiffel tower and of course, she said yes. Said yes to fame and fortune, of course. He announced this at a press conference in Paris for his new film War of the Worlds. He was so happy that he tried to kill Dakota Fanning!

Now, I hate to be a pessimist. But, does anybody actually believe this thing is the truth?

Holla at me if you do. I'm curious.

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R.I.P. Jason from Kept

Hot Slut of the Day!

Katarina Witt!

Birthday Sluts

Jason Patric (39)
Venus Williams (25)
Paulina Rubio (32)
Greg Kinnear (42)
Thomas Haden Church (44)
Barry Manilow (62)

Per your request...

Here's a picture of my newest obsession, Jordan. Somebody requested a picture of her when she was preggo. Here it is! Damn, she's skanky!



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R.I.P. Krystal & Brad from Beauty and the Geek

She looks like a damn dude! I think he's hot, though.

When in Idaho...do as the..um..the um..Idahoians do?

Ashton Kutcher's looking the part in Idaho. The dog looks hotter than he does.







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Chloe Sevigny gives us the goodies!

I can smell it from here.

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Brad's replacement!

Is Condoleeza Rice! They make a hot couple! Love at first sight!





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So much sexier than Paris!

Check out this amazing parody of Paris Hilton's Carl Jr's commercial. This shit is so much hotter and his skin looks like so much softer. Now, I'd buy a burger from him!

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Ooooh...she's got big titties!

She's making Star Jones all hot and shit!

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Please pray for Jordan!

Jordan is my newest obsession. She is a huge star in London for basically doing nothing, but she's not really known here. She is known in the British papers as Posh's rival. Anyway, Jordan just gave birth to a boy but she recently collapsed in the hospital due to anemia! She may have to get a blood transfusion.

Please pray that Jordan and her implants will make it through this!

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Jack...Piss...same thing!

Guns 'N' Roses guitarist Slash is a hot bitch. He's such a fucking piece of trash, I love it. Well, he recently told a little story how during a gig a fan threw up a bottle of what he thought was Jack. When a took a swig of it, he realized that it was piss and not jack!

He said: "One time by mistake I picked up a bottle and tried to down it. I thought, 'Oh great, looks like JACK DANIELS!'"

You know he continued drinking that shit!

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Let's sue!!!

Bitches will honestly sue for fucking anything. David Blaine is being sued by some psycho (above) who is claiming David used "Godly powers" to steal his magic from him.

Christopher "crazy" Roller filed a $50 (yes $50) Million lawsuit against David Copperfield back in March stating that Copperfield used his magic powers without Christopher's permission.

And now Christopher Crazy has filed a $2 Million lawsuit against David Blaine accusing David of using witchcraft to take his powers away.

He's a motherfucking loon. Check out his fucking website. He should be locked up!

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DAYUM!

The fucking runaway bride is getting $500,000 for a book? For fucking what? What on earth is she going to fucking write about. She obviously can't give any advice on relationships or even how to be sane. I think the book will be all about how to quit that pesky problem called blinking!

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The Hills have 4!

Four actors have joined the remake of The Hills Have Eyes to be directed by Alexandre Aja (High Tension). Aaron Stanford, Kathleen Quinlan, Ted Levine & Vinessa Shaw will all star.

The project is a remake of the 1977 film written and directed by Wes Craven, who will produce the new version with his production partner Marianne Maddalena and Peter Locke.

The story follows a vacationing family that makes a wrong turn in the desert and is terrorized by the inhabitants they encounter.

Production begins this month in Morocco. Emilie de Ravin of Lost fame will also join the cast. I've never seen this shit, is it hot?

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R.I.P. Evander & Edyta from Dancing with the Stars

Moore gets Men

One of my all-time favorites Julianne Moore will join the ultra-hot Clive Owen in The Children of Men to be directed by Alfonso Cuarón.

The film is set in the near-future where mankind has lost the ability to procreate. The world is rocked by the news that the youngest person on earth -- who is 18 years old -- has died. As chaos erupts, a former radical (Owen) is engaged to be the protector of the most sought after person on the planet -- the last remaining pregnant female.

Productions begins shortly to hit theaters next year. Damn, she's hot!

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The Corpse Bride..

Hmmm...could be good..

Kelly Osbourne finally says something I agree with!

Kelly Osbourne on Kayne West: "Kanye West is a really, really talented guy. His beats are
fucking awesome. But his album blew up, and so did his ego. If you think you're so great, prove it - don't tell everyone you are."

Bitch, I couldn't agree with your fat ass more!

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Kim Cattrall needs to shut up already!

Sex and the City ended like so fucking long ago, but Kim Cattrall still wants to talk about it. She's still fucking sore over the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker made more money than all of them.

She said: "It wasn't like 'Friends,' we weren't getting millions of dollars an episode -- at least three of us weren't. I just feel it's time for HBO and our star to be generous. If one actor is
getting, say, $6 million, but the others aren't, I don't think that's
fair -- all four of us worked our asses off."

I guess she has to say something to keep in the papers.

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Divine Brown!

Birthday Sluts

John Cho (33)
Diana DeGarmo (18)
Joan Van Ark (62)
Eileen Atkins (71)

HoHan's hit rock bottom!

Look at this bitch pick up a dirty cigarette butt! She's like a fucking crackhead!







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This is awesome!

Because I've always wanted to drink whiskey out of a dead rodent!

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The Real World will never die!

The Real World: Austin is set to debut and producers are already looking for the location of the next RW. Will this shit ever die? The Real World is truly tired. It's the same sluts doing the same thing, blah blah blah... Anyway, MTV has confirmed that Key West is indeed a big possibility as the location of the 17th RW.

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The Year was 1985...

And I was obsessed with this movie! I thought Kelly LeBrock was God's gift to mankind! What the fuck happened to her?

Bitches, don't even think about taking my pinecone!

Apple Martin (daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow) is holding this shit for hostage!



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The Next Tara Reid...

I do fucking love Kimberly Stewart. She is such a piece of fucking trash! And she looks like a 45yo woman like constantly. I hope she does The Simple Life, because that will just sink that show to levels beyond the Titanic. I'm sure Rod is the happiest father in the world!

P.S. - I love that she's holding Jane Fonda's book. By holding, I mean not at all reading it ever. Just holding it.







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Oprah Zulu

Well, I guess if I had a billion dollars to throw around, I'd do something like this also. Oprah Winfrey had her DNA tested to find out where she came from, etc... The results indicated her ancestors were members of Africa's Zulu tribe.

She said:"I always wondered what it would be like if it turned out I am a South African, [because] I feel so at home here. Do you know that I actually am one? I went in search of my roots and had my DNA tested, and I am a Zulu."

Behold Queen Oprah of Zulu!

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Frozen Tundra

Ok, I know it's summertimes and all..but what the fuck? Why must every office insist on putting the air conditioning on like fucking freezing level. Take my office for instance, these bitches put it on like below 0 and shit. I'm going to pull a fucking Star Jones and pull out my fur in the summertime.

Michelle Williams on TomKat

I got an e-mail from one of my reader's, whom is a friend of Michelle Williams. My reader said:

Michelle told me that Tom Cruise interviewed Katie Holmes, Kate Bosworth and some other chick for the part of his girlfriend. He chose Katie, called her up and asked her if she wanted to date, and they've never been out by themselves except in public, to events! It's all a set up. Michelle also said Katie was a witch and a fake! Oh and Michelle only wanted to talk about her embryo.

Michelle worked with Katie on Dawson's Creek. Michelle is also knocked up right now with her baby daddy being Heath Ledger.

Whatever happened to Baby Jessica?

Remember this bitch? I wonder what happened to her. She'd be like a teenager now. I wonder if she's hot...hmmm....

The words Posh has been waiting to hear...

Tom Cruise has befriended David Beckham and his gorgeous wife, Posh Beckham. And he told something to Posh that she has prayed to Jesus for someone to tell her: "I'm going to make you a star"

Tom apparently thinks Posh has what it takes to make it big in Hollyweird. Tom apparently said : "You could be a fantastic actress. You are witty, have great comic timing and a fantastic accent. You have great potential to be a huge Hollywood star."

A friend close to Posh said: "Tom told Victoria he could make her a star and she just couldn't believe it. She was telling David how excited she was and how that would be a dream come true. Victoria has always been extremely ambitious and she doesn't see why this couldn't be the next step in her career."

You know Posh nearly came when she heard those words. But coming from Tom, I wouldn't think too much of it. He's absolutely crazy in a Sybil kind of way.

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Wha?!?

Apparently, Nicole Richie is doing some ads for Marc Jacobs. Isn't she a lil' low on the totem pole for that shit. Not that Marc Jacobs is all amazing, but Nicole Richie. Didn't she just do Candies or some shit? She looks hot though.







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Mystery solved!

Jennifer Aniston has broken her silence about the reasons her marriage with Brad Pitt ended. She told Leslie Bennetts for Vanity Fair that "she did want babies with Brad, and that starting a family wasn't the issue,"

A source told Page Six "The issue was Brad cheated . . . and she is appalled by the 'family photos' coming out in W."

Um Duh! Angelina has a hypnotic vagina and all women must protect their husband's from her!

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Ben Affleck's genital obsession!

A few days ago, I posted an article on how Ben Affleck used to "fruit basket" his director Kevin Smith. Which means, he basically put his nuts on Kevin's shoulder.

Christina Applegate said that during filming of Surviving Christmas, Ben showed her his genitals!

She says, "They were doing a shot of a briefcase and Ben put his stuff on the case. It was gross."

Ben, if you show me I promise not to be grossed out! Although, I bet it's small and hairy.

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Mind Your Katie

Tom Cruise is making sure that nobody puts baby in a corner! He has reportedly hired a "minder" to follow his girlfriend, Katie Holmes around while she's around the world promoting Batman Returns. Jessica Rodriguez, who is also a Scientology believer makes sure everything is in check with Tom's latest baggage.

A source said: "Tom pays Jessica to 'keep Katie on the path'.She goes everywhere. She says 'I'm Katie's best friend'. But she's only known her six weeks."

Damn straight! If I was Tom I'd make sure nobody was trying to get to my beard either!

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X-Men 3 Poster

It's gonna blow!

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Keri Russell is Impossible!

As expected Keri Russell has joined the cast of Mission Impossible III. She is reunited with her Felicity creator JJ Abrams. Keri will join Tom Cruise, Ving Rhames, Michelle Monaghan, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers and Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Shooting begins next month in Italy.

Hahahah HoHan, looks like they didn't want your ass!

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The Salem Witch Trials...

Nicole Kidman looks well...not so good a couple of nights ago at the premiere of Bewitched. Since Nicky reads my blog and everytime I make a bad comment about her, she feels hurt and thus makes bad comments about me. So Nicky, since you're a tad bit sensitive I'll just say that you could do better.

Loves Ya!







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Hot Slut of the Day!

Jackie Collins!

Birthday Sluts

Jake Busey (34)
Neil Patrick Harris (32)
Leah Remini (35)
Ice Cube (36)
Courtney Cox (41)

Paris Hilton's engagement ring...

is a fucking mess!

Hot Slut of the Month: Leona Helmsley!

Congratulations to the Queen of Mean aka Leona Helmsley! She received 38% of your votes in becoming Dlisted's Hot Slut of May! Thank you Leona and see you at the finals!

Fudge Packers

David Furnish with a life-sized, chocolate Elton John (his lover)



Doesn't he think this is ironic?

HoHan & Nicole forever!

Those two cunts went out last night in L.A. I usually bag on those bitches. But HoHan is looking much better. Nicole is still a little skanky looking.



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R.I.P. Wendy from Hell's Kitchen

The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner!

AND THE WINNER IS..

Okay lady, I guess you are in the clear. Someone else must have stolen my breast implants. - Madmoham!

Jacko's fans are crazier than he is!

When that whole Jacko thing unfolded yesterday, my friend Lahoma fucking told me that on the news was some bitch releasing a dove for every count Jacko was found not guilty. Holy shit, this bitch is so fucking crazy.







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Note to Pink:

Flipping off photogs is so O-V-E-R! It's all about shitting on them.

Shitting is the new Flipping, period!



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Kiki is such a hipster!

Kiki is "so cool" in her vintage Les Miz t-shirt. God, she's a skank! She is NOT cute. I don't care what any of you say. She got lucky, that's all. She must give AMAZING head, because why on earth would Jake be with her ass?









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Hilary looks hot!

Hilary Duff totally cleaned up for The Perfect Man premiere last night in L.A. Heather Locklear totally looks hot, too. Haylie Duff continues to look like a dude.







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Torture in a Bottle

Holy shit, this is hilarious! Time Magazine reports that the music of Christina Aguilera has been used to interrogate a leading al Qaeda suspect. How? I'm not sure. Are they playing like Genie in a Bottle over and over again. Shit that's not going to make him talk, that's going to make him go insane. Or possibly, make him dye his hair like a skunk, get a belly piercing, bare his midriff and put on some leather chaps.

The suspect in question is believed to be the 20th hijacker.

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Keep your clothes on!

Demi Moore may appear nude yet again on the cover of Vanity Fair. Hasn't this bitch done this like a thousand times? She first appeared naked on the cover almost 15 years ago. She posed nude again a few years later only covered with paint.

However this time, she's set to pose alongside her boy-toy Ashton Kutcher.

Ugh, Demi please have some fucking class and keep your clothes on. It's not so shocking anymore to be nude. We've seen your ass!

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The day hell freezes over..

Paris darling, don't kid yourself. Paris Hilton has said she will quit show business in order to take care of her family. She is sick of her partying ways and is ready to settle down.

She said: "I can't believe I used to love partying. It's such a pain. It's everyone saying, 'Let's do a deal! Can I have a picture?' I'm just, like, 'These people are such losers'. I thought it was cute to play a dumb blonde on TV, I do it because it's funny.
I consider myself a businesswoman and a brand".

We all know this bitch LIVES for the cameras. Sure, she'll have a family but she'll put them in front of the cameras too. She'll probably have her wedding, children's birth and her fucking funeral all on TV.

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Bridezilla

It seems Nicole Richie wants her wedding to be so much hotter than Paris'. Reports are that Nicole has several crazy wishes for her dream wedding. The slut wants elephant rides, swans, horse-drawn carriages and salsa dancing.

Although her fiancee, DJ Am wants a much more subdued affair.

She said: "I want elephant rides and swans. He wants, like five people at our wedding - our close friends and family only."

Um, Nicole..elephant rides at a wedding is NOT hot. This is not a fucking children's birthday party!

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Instant Millionaire

Uh oh! A 4yo boy died after passing out on a ride at Disney's Epcot Center in Florida. The ride called Mission: Space has caused previous concerns because of its intensity. The boy passed out during the ride and his mother carried him off. Paramedics were called but he died later that day. This is sad!

However, the sheriff's office are saying the boy DID NOT meet the minimum height requirement for the ride. Isn't that Disney's fault?

Disney issued the following statement: "We are providing support to the family and are doing everything we can to help them during this difficult time."

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Angelina Jolie is a seductive Goddess!

Ben Stiller is putting together a new film which he is calling The Mirror.

The Mirror, a cannily-written comedy about Stiller, who awakens one day to find his mirror image passing himself off as the real star. The film is about an actor who can't handle the notion that everyone, even his own parents, prefer his crafty mirror image to himself.

Ben's wife, Christine Taylor and his family will also star. Along with his friend Owen Wilson. Angelina Jolie is in talks to play a hot screen actress who tempts Ben's character.

Um...sooo trying to be Being John Malcovich.

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Rolanda! This bitch had the hottest talk show ever!

Birthday Sluts

Boy George (44)
Yasmine Bleeth (37)
Marla Gibbs (74)

Tami!

It wasn't not funny!!

In hotter news.... nude sluts bike through Madrid!

These sluts are like protesting "aggressive drivers" DAMN!





Thanks to Lisa, you're hot!

Jacko not guilty!

I guess they thought the mother was a crazier bitch! Oh well, lock up your sons!

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Eddie Murphy gets Dreamy!

Eddie Murphy has officially signed on to play James Early in the screen version of the Broadway musical Dreamgirls. He joins previously announced Jamie Foxx & Beyonce. Bill Condon (Gods & Monsters) is set to direct. Producers are currently on a nationwide search to cast the pivotal role of Effie White.

No word yet when filming begins.

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Time has not been good to Mark Hamill!

Bitch needs a nap!

Dakota Fanning is losing her mind!

It this bitch on drugs? What the hell is she wearing? Girl, get it together!

The Worst Dressed Couple in the World!

Paris & Paris (Paris Squared) are worth like a trillion dollars together. But they always look like a wreck. They serious look like someone fucking just splattered them with paint and tried to wipe it off in a hurry. It's really a damn shame. Well, I guess it's not too bad. They could look like Olsens.





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R.I.P. Harmoney from The Next Food Network Star

Damn, this bitch was dumb!

Hot Slut of the Week: Carol Kane

Carol is a super hot slut. Not only is she funny, but she's a fucking good actress. She has finally joined the elite in being one of Dlisted's Hot Sluts of the Week. Congrats Carol, you're a hot cunt!

One of the most distinctive and dependable actresses working in movies today, this tiny, waiflike woman with frizzy red (sometimes blond) hair sports an indescribable voice that seems to originate in another galaxy. Her first screen appearance, in Is This Trip Really Necessary? (1970), didn't attract much attention, but Kane accumulated several small but choice parts thereafter that boosted her stock with movie producers: the goofy girlfriend in Carnal Knowledge (1971), the pathetic whore in The Last Detail (1973), and one of the hostage bank tellers in Dog Day Afternoon (1975). Her role as a Jewish bride in Hester Street (1975) brought her an Oscar nomination and greater prominence. She played Woody Allen's first wife in Annie Hall Gene Wilder's Valentino-struck wife in The World's Greatest Lover (both 1977), and the terrorized baby-sitter in When a Stranger Calls (1979). A well-received guest shot on the TV sitcom "Taxi" as Simka, a babble-speaking immigrant, led to her joining the series' cast (eventually marrying Andy Kaufman's character, Latka) and earning her two Emmy Awards, in 1982 and 1983. Since then, she has kept busy with supporting parts in such films as Racing With the Moon (1984), Jumpin' Jack Flash (1986), The Princess Bride, Ishtar (both 1987), and Scrooged (1988), as well as three showier roles in 1990:Flashback, The Lemon Sisters and My Blue Heaven she was also hilarious as the Southern-fried soap-opera writer in the short-lived sitcom "All Is Forgiven" (1986). Recent credits include the madefor-TV sequel When a Stranger Calls Back, Addams Family Values (both 1993) and Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1994).
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Bug-a-Bye!

Destiny's Child is no fucking more. They told MTV that it's game over! They issued the following statement:

"We have been working together as Destiny's Child since we were 9, and touring together since we were 14. After a lot of discussion and some deep soul-searching, we realized that our current tour has given us the opportunity to leave Destiny's Child on a high note, united in our friendship and filled with an overwhelming gratitude for our music, our fans, and each other,"

A statement was originally going to be issued by Beyonce that said:

"I, Beyonce Knowles am a bigger star than those two other bitches. I mean, y'all don't even know their fucking names. So I've given them a good ride and now it's time they hit the welfare line and get off my jock! Peace bitches!"

Ok, she didn't really say that. But she meant to!

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R.I.P. Frank from Kept

He so wanted to be Vin Diesel!

Alicia Silverstone hitched?

Fellow blogger, Perez Hilton is reporting that Alicia Silverstone was hitched in Lake Tahoe this past weekend.

He writes:

Breaking fast: A source in the know tells PerezHilton.com that Alicia Silverstone got married on Saturday night in Lake Tahoe to long-time boyfriend Chris Jarecki, a fellow Vegan and lead singer of LA rock-group Stun. Congrats to the newlyweds! More details to come as they pour in.

I thought that bitch was preggo too?!? Damn, I love Clueless!

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Congratulations to Alex for winning Popularity Contest!

I hated that bitch Rory!

Jordan & Peter have a baby boy!

I'm not sure if any of you sluts know these cunts, but they are one of my favorite couples of all-time. They are such trash! Peter Andre is a pop singer and Jordan is a major slut and sooo famous in the UK. Jordan is also Posh's arch enemy! I love them, well Jordan had a fucking baby boy. Congrats!

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Anna Devane, author?

Former General Hospital star and current How Do I Look? host, Finola Hughes has a book coming out next week called Soapsuds. Which she describes as a fictionalized look at the soap world. I love Anna Devane, she's a hot bitch. But author, hmmm...?

Bitch is on Fire!

Nicolette Sheridan is thanking Jesus after she almost caught on fire! Nicolette was in some candle shop when she bent over to smell a candle and her fucking hair caught on fire! A shopgirl rushed to her rescue and poured a vase full of water onto her head! That probably felt so good. I would've gone a step further and broke the vase on her head, too.

Nicolette said: "My hair must have brushed on the wick of an aromatic candle as I bent over to smell it. Suddenly, there was an awful smell of burning and I realised it was me on fire."

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Yeah, this is going to suck!

The movie version of Rent has released its "official" production photos. These bitches look too old to play teenagers! Mimi is supposed to be like 19, Rosario looks like an old bitch!









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Remember the Day?

Here's a pic of Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie when they were younger. Paris looks so much hotter then. Nicole wasn't lying, bitch is skinny. But her face looks wacked!



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Bitch is White!

Here's some pics of Lil' Kim from Japanese Vogue. Damn girl, you've had some more work! Her nose is disappearing!







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Just Checking...

Yeah, Jack Osbourne is still looking good.

We're here, we're queer...

The L.A. Gay Pride Parade was yesterday and of course Skank Hilton and Skankier Hilton were the Grand Sluts. Anna Nicole was also on hand to basically get drunk and fall over like she does at every event!









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The Brangelina machine conquers!

Damn! Mr. & Mrs. Smith brought in $51 Million over the weekend! I guess that whole affair/fucking like animals thing worked. I saw that shit. It was aight. Angie's a hot motherfucker though.

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Rhonda Shear!

Birthday Sluts

Chris Evans (24)
The Olsens (19)
Ethan Embry (27)
Steve-O (31)
Ally Sheedy (43)
Stellan Skarsgard (54)

Dlisted Jukebox

I'm having a flashback. This song is so hot!! You bitches better love it. Have a hot Sunday!

Starpoint "Object of My Desire"

R.I.P. Brook from The Next Food Network Star!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Eve Plumb!

Birthday Sluts

DJ Qualls (27)
Adriana Lima (24)
Jason Mewes (31)
Frances O'Connor (38)