Mariah's nipple slip!

The Daytime Emmys

Star Jones is so fucking disgusting. Her head looks like it was glued on!


Is that Tyra Banks or RuPaul? You be the judge.


RUN! Aretha's going to eat all of us!


La Lucci is as stunning as ever!


Those dykes are starting to become the same person!

The Dlisted Jukebox

Here are 4 tracks from Kelly Osbourne's upcoming album Sleeping in the Nothing which is due to be released June 7th. Her first single One Word isn't so bad, but all her other songs are pretty blatant ripoffs other more qualified artists.

Enjoy!

Kelly Osbourne "One Word"

Kelly Osbourne "I Can't Wait"

Kelly Osbourne "Edge of Your Atmosphere"

Kelly Osbourne "Don't Touch Me"

Lesbian Gang!!!

Here's some strange pics of Pink making out with another chick. That is some scary lesbian gang!

P.S. - Is the girl in the white, Peaches?

It's Official!

Tara Reid will host E! Wild On! Tara's episodes will debut in August. Expect everything you can expect from Tara! Nudity, drugs, drunkenness, beastiality, necrophelia and much more!

Congrats to Mary Kay Letourneau!

The bitch got married to her former student!

Challenging Playboy

Teri Hatcher thinks it's funny that there are reports that she turned down an offer to pose in Playboy for $10 million. But she says, for $10 million she would do it!

She says, "I didn't hear that offer, because if I had, I'd be in Playboy! I mean, really, everyone has a price and $10 million is mine. So I've put it out there.

"(My cleavage) you get for free. I mean, it's not much further."

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Lourdes from Showdog Mom & Dads!

Birthday Sluts

Mr. T (53)
Fairuza Balk (31)

This ain't right!

And Saddam is going to sue!

They don't wear underwear!!!

I think I knew this..



Thanks to Karen for sending me this shit!

I'd be on Death Row, sluts!

Thank God, my bony ass does not live in Colombia. Some shit-hole city called Iconozno has installed a law which prohibits gossiping! Under the law, if you are caught gossiping you could face a fine up to $100K or 4 years in the big house!

A city spokesman said: "People should be aware that using their tongues to speak evil is the same as having dynamite in your mouth."

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Spam of the day!

From: Jerrell
To: dlisted@gmail.com
Date: Thu May 19, 2005 10:06:42 PM EDT
Subject: desprete house wife

The actor's popularity is evanescent applauded today, forgotten tomorrow.

house wife that wants it bad.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
Not what we have But what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

This is like art!

Love Birds

Brad and Angie prepare a beautiful breakfast after a night of rough fucking..




They head outside when they get word that Aniston is in their hood!


See more lovely pics of them here...

I love a hot catfight!

This is the hottest story of the week! Picture this:

Players: Lauren Pope, Penny Cheshire (model) VS Kat Chadhrourou (shopgirl), Kat's friend
Where: London's Funky Buddah Nightclub
Situation: Lauren and Penny leave the nightclub and start to get into a taxi with two hot footballers. Kat and her friend approach the two girls and stop them. Kat and her friend accuse Penny and Lauren of stealing their men! They say they saw those two men first!
Outcome: Catfight!







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TGIF!

Sharon & Laird!!!

Awwww...I can't wait till this kid sees his mom's bush in Basic Instinct!

Are these people crazy!?

If I was at a restaurant and these two waltzed in, I'd yell "Check!" You thought salmonella was bad...damn try dining next to these two!

Brit's just like us!

Britney Spears is the trashiest slut I ever laid eyes on and I love her dearly for that. Britney was recently at a hotel and was spending some time in the pool. When something called "morning sickness" hit her and she rushed out of the pool and yacked all over the side. She was so embarassed she fled from the pool area!

Britgirl don't be embarassed, I've yacked on the street, in a cab, in a plant, on a roof, in someone's mouth on an ant farm...girl it's natural!

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Who will be Tom's leading lady, already?!?

First it was Scarlett Johansson, then HoHan said it was her, then Kerri Russell, but now reports are that Katie Holmes will star in Mission Impossible 3 opposite Tom Cruise.

Hollyweird is really interesting if you think about it. They probably already have someone nailed down, but they play these games in the press to keep us interested in the film. Someone like Mischa Barton probably already has the role, but their feeding us all these lies to play games with us..to keep us interested.

You won't snow me Hollyweird! I'm on to your games! You won't get me! Trust me!

Ok on the real, yes you will.

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Please God let this be true!!!!

Melanie B aka Scary Spice told GMTV that the Spice Girls are planning a 10th Anniversary Reunion concert next year. Their first single hit airwaves in July 1996, so they are planning a Greatest Hits album and tour for next year.

Those sluts need it, since none of their solo careers really went anywhere.

When Mel B was asked about a reunion she said: "I think so, but that's just me. Hopefully next year, if we can get everything sorted and together."

"Emma and Melanie have been to visit me and I am going to be having dinner with Geri soon," she said.

"I haven't been to see Victoria because I've been working... but everything is cool on that front."

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A Cat burglar strikes Cannes!

Supercunt, Naomi Campbell was partying in Cannes when a sneaky thief broke into her yacht, sneaking past security and stealing $50,000 in jewelry and clothes from her. Naomi brought special items to France to auction off for The Nelson Mandela Foundation.

Message to Catburglar: If Naomi finds your ass, she will kill you and I'm not joking. She will track you down and gut you like a fish! This is NO joke! Consider your life in danger!

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Nicky and Lars together again!

Nicole Kidman was set to star in the second of three films for director Lars Von Trier, but she wanted to spend more time with her kids. Nicky starred in 2003's Dogville, but turned down reprising her role in this year's Manderlay. Opie's daughter, Bryce Dallas Howard stepped into her shoes instead.

But Lars has announced that Nicole will be back for the third film entitled Washington to begin filming in 2006. Bitch, I thought you were taking a break?

Nicole said: "I'm going back for more. Do you think I'm mad?

"It was the wildest and craziest film I've ever done, but at least Lars is an original and he takes me places I'd never usually go, in terms of performance."

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$17 Million in one night!

Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith scored nearly $17-Million in midnight shows alone!!! What the hell? People are mad! SW is expected to gross nearly $40-Million today alone.

P.S. - The hot mess known as Bai Ling (above) will not be seen in this movie!

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Grace & Church do Spidey 3!

Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church will join Tobey Fatso and Kiki Dunst in Spider-Man 3 for director Sam Raimi. The studio nor Raimi would comment on which roles Topher and Thomas will play. Shooting will begin early next year for a 2007 release.

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Richie's Hubby-to-be is not cute!

Not that she's a peach!

The Photoshop Awards: Naima & Tyra Banks

Congratulations to Kendra for winning The Apprentice!!!

Hot Slut of the Day!

The Lady Chablis

Birthday Sluts

Timothy Olyphant (37)
Mindy Cohn (39)
Judy Kuhn (47)
Cher (59)
Constance Towers (72)

Sally Struthers asks you to feed these children!!!

Nicole Richie looks like a damned chipmunk! HoHan looks fine, but still all skank.

The Olsens in Cannes and still creepy!

One of the worst shows of the fall will be...

Ghost Whisperer for CBS:

Melinda Gordon is a young newlywed with the unique ability to communicate with the earthbound spirits of people who have died -- and who seek her help. Melinda uses her gift to relay significant messages and important information to the living, but sometimes the messages she receives are intense and confusing. As a result, she is often met with questions and skepticism by the survivors. But when Melinda is able to help both the lost souls who contact her and those who are still alive, she knows that her unique talent is an asset and not a liability.

Starring the other JLo, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Damn that's gonna hurt!

That Sharon says the darndest things!

Sharon Stone said that during her audition for Casino, she purposely didn't do her best, because she didn't want to outshine Robert DeNiro.

"It's a fine line to tread. You want the part, but you don't want to beat the crap out of De Niro, who was in the room, because if you beat him, you don't get the job. So I didn't think I did a great audition because I kept withholding."

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Guys & Dolls

Starring Jane Krakowski & Ewan McGregor begins previews tonight in London! Not that any of you sluts care!



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R.I.P. Vonzell from American Idol

Only 2 sluts left!

Eat my shorts, Mayor!

The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright has been elected the Mayor Northridge, California. Nancy is determined to make big changes and make a mark in her political career.

She said: "Everyone finds it funny that Bart is the new mayor. I can influence people because I'm Bart Simpson. I live in a nice neighbourhood. But down the road there's drugs and gangs,stealing and illiteracy.".

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Mariah Scarey

No words...

Jude & Sienna already married?

ITV is reporting that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are already married. Sienna has been seen with a gold band on her wedding finger. The pair are currently moving into their new pad in London.

Jude! Don't marry her ass! Can't you see she's just pulling a Katie Holmes! Don't do it! Ok, do it..but use her and use her good! Turn her inside out!

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Posh & Becks make beautiful music together!

Posh is still trying to save her already defunked pop-career by having her hubby guest star on one of her tracks! Posh is currently working on tracks with producer Damon Dash and is using a voice message her hubby left her asking for her to ring him back and how much he loves her skanky ass.

Damon Dash said: "The track is about waiting for a call from a loved one and obviously David was the only man for Victoria to sing about.

"It's a mellow R&B tune as opposed to some of the harder hip-hop tracks we've recorded."

Posh's label doesn't like the tracks, so who knows how far they will get. Posh! Stop trying to have some kind of career! You don't need to work. Just lay around all day and stay drop-dead gorgeous!

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St. Beyonce

Beyonce recently got a letter from a fan which concerned her. So she rang up her up! Beyonce has good timing, because the fan was just about to kill herself when Beyonce called!

"I got this tragic letter from a teenage girl saying how sad and lonely she was and how she wanted to die, so I decided to call her," Beyonce told the Daily Mirror.

"When I rang, she was just about to commit suicide because she felt so unimportant. But after we spoke, she said she felt visible again and decided she wanted to live after all.

"It's one of the things I'm most proud of in my career."

Yes girl we know you're an angel! We know you're the chosen one!

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Claudia Schiffer is biting on Heidi Klum!

Claudia Schiffer and director-husband Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake) are knocked up! Claudia is just about 3-months preggo and was married only 2-months ago. A spokeswoman for Claudia said: "We can confirm that Claudia is pregnant and is through her first trimester. "Matthew and Claudia are absolutely over the moon and think it is great news."

Great! Another hot pregnant bitch running around town! Damn you drop-dead gorgeous cunts!

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Call PeTa ASAP!!!

The Rolling Stones recently requested a "lame dog" for their latest promo video.

Keith Richards said: "Our director thought a dog should be 'weird' or 'disfigured', so they called up some agency and the word came back: 'We can get you a lame dog by noon - which leg do you want missing?"

Forget JLo, The Rolling Stones are the real animal haters! Needless to say, the Stones were as horrified as we are.

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Beyonce's Doppelganger!

A woman claiming to be Beyonce Knowles is calling around town trying to get free products. The fake Beyonce made a call to shoe designer Holly Dunlap of HollyWould claiming to be Beyonce and to rave about the heels worn by "my friend Halle Berry." The fake Beyonce almost got away with free shoes, but Holly Dunlap did her research and found that the real Beyonce was not in Dallas but in Dubai.

Let's keep it real, you know it was Kelly Rowland.

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The Winner of the "Caption This" contest is...

From yesterday's contest..


"psssst..wake up daddy i need a urine sample" - Anonymous

Congrats Anonymous, that caption had me rolling!

Ooops!!! Congrats to Naima for winning America's Next Top Model!

I was wrong sluts! Hey, I got the final 2 right! Doesn't that count for something? Hmm...no, I didn't think so!

Keri Russell NOT HoHan?

JJ Abrams told TV Guide that he was courting Keri Russell for a role in Mission Impossible 3. "There is a role that I think Keri would be spectacular for," said Abrams, "but there's a process I must go through [before I cast her]."

There is actually two female lead roles, so who knows which roles he has in mind for Felicity and HoHan. Elisha Cuthbert is also in the running.

Filming begins this summer in China.

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Freda Payne

Birthday Sluts

Grace Jones (57)
Amanda De Cadanet (33)
Pete Townshend (60)

Heidi Klum is a hot preggo bitch!

And her baby is growing a giant, gold leg!

Hayden & Ewan making out!

Ok not really making out...here's those two hot sluts kissing at The Revenge of the Sith premiere.



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WTF is Britney Murphy doing?

Does coke enhance the way the wind feels or something?

The Riddler is dead!

Who knew Andy Dick was this buff?

BUSTED!!

Desperate Housewives actor, Cody Kasch has been busted by the coppers for marijuana posession. Cody plays Zach Young on the show. Plainclothes officers arrested Cody, 17, at about 11 p.m. Tuesday in the East Village in Manhattan after they spotted him allegedly smoking marijuana in public.

Oooh, Paul Young is gonna beat your ass!

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The CAPTION THIS Contest!

This eBay auction shows Lost star Dominic Monaghan kissing another dude. It's not that incriminating, I just thought it was funny that some dumb bitch is eBaying this shit.



Thanks to shoes for recommending this caption contest! The winning caption will get published on this hot fucking blog and a spread in Elle magazine shot by world-renowned photographer Gilles Bensimon.

Ashlee and Jessica go for a walk!

LaToya going in for another 15 minutes!

Don't get me wrong, LaToya Jackson is a super-wet-hot-bitch! Luvz her! But she can also be a backstabbing, two-faced heffer! LaToya has just signed a record deal and now her advisors are telling her to steer clear of her brother's molestation trial, because it can hurt her career. LaToya has been rumored as a potential witness for the prosecution, because she once claimed to have knowledge about a payoff to an accuser.

LaToya also is looking to change her stage name permanently to Toy to distance herself further from the Jackson name. Um, earth to a tranny...isn't the only reason you're famous is because YOU ARE a Jackson?! Duh, bitch!

If LaToya was a smart bitch, she would testify against Michael sending him to prison. She would then take over his song catalog and tour the world doing his songs and his moves . I can see it now:

TOY ON JACKO!

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Get over it!

Only in Kentucky, folks! The owner of two Kentucky movie theaters has banned Jane Fonda's Monster-In-Law from being shown at his theaters, because of the role she took in the Vietnam war. Ike Boutwell, the owner of the theaters said: "I think when people do something, they need to be held responsible for their actions," Boutwell said. "When you give the enemy aid, it makes the war last longer."

The marquee outside Ike's theater: "No Jane Fonda movie in this theater."

What a stupid redneck! This was how long ago?!? And furthermore, if she was a man this wouldn't be the case. This is only because she's a fucking woman. Shouldn't he be focusing on bigger issues?!? Like is his mother his grandmother and mother or his sister and his mother. Just kidding! I love Kentucky y'all!

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Jessica Alba is shark bait!

Jessica Alba said she was terrified for her gorgeous self during filming of her upcoming Into the Blue. Jessica found herself in several scenes with man-eating sharks and said many times she was forced to hit them on the nose after they got to close to her stunning ass!

She tells Empire Magazine: "I swam with violent sharks. Every day I prayed that I wouldn't die. And so every morning I told my grandmother to pray for me, to protect me from the sharks.

"I had to punch a couple of the sharks right on the nose. You punch them on the nose and it redirects them. But trust me, it's terrifying."

Jessica stars alongside Paul Walker in the flick which hits theaters this summer!

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Congrats to Geena Davis!

Her pilot got picked up by ABC!! In the new family-drama Geena Davis will play the President of the US. Yes, folks, the President of the US and no, this isn't a comedy. The show called Commander In Chief is set to premiere this fall.

God, this is going to be a hot shipwreck!!

HoHan goes on an Impossible Mission!

HoHan confirmed that she is in talks with JJ Abrams to take Scarlett Johansson's role in the next Mission Impossible, called Mission Slut. Just kidding. Scarlett dropped out, because of all the changes in the script and shooting schedule. The Cruise will return. Shooting is set to begin this summer in China.

HoHan doesn't have a chance in hell scoring this role!

X3 gets more X!

X-Men 3 directed by Matthew Vaughn (Layer Cake) is racking up its cast. Kelsey Grammar is currently pretty much set to play "The Beast" and Vinnie Jones is likely for "Juggernaut." I don't read the comic, so I have no idea who these sluts are.

Maggie Grace (above), who is probably the worst actress on the TV show Lost is also likely to play the role of "Kitty Pryde". A bitch that can walk through walls.

All the usual suspects are in line to reprise their roles, but negotiations are still being held with Halle Berry. She's not sure if she wants to return, because she has better things to do. Like another Oprah movie.

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Your first look at Basic Instinct 2!

Set to hit theaters next year, starring the wigged out Sharon Stone and David Morrissey.

JLo gives it to us good!

"Marc is like as big as this, I swear!!" - JLo

A Hot Quote from Britney

From last night's Chaotic:

"I want a guy that hasn't seen much, because I've seen it all and I want to see through him so I can see everything again." - Britney Spears

Top 10 Reasons to watch Brit & Kev in "Chaotic"

10. BRITNEY: There's never-before-seen footage of me wrestling an alligator.
9. KEVIN: Unlike those Desperate Housewives chicks, we're not, like, 60 years old.
8. BRITNEY: It's like American Idol except no one sleeps with Paula Abdul.
7. KEVIN: In the first episode, you can see my ass.
6. BRITNEY: I'm hot.
5. KEVIN: She's hot.
4. BRITNEY & KEVIN: We haven't had nearly enough media coverage.
3. BRITNEY: It's gotta be better than this show.
2. KEVIN: If enough people tune in, maybe my wife will make out with Madonna again.
1. BRITNEY: In the season finale, you'll find out that Dave is the father of my baby - oops.

Did any of you catch that shit? Let me just say, that shit was really, really hot!!!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Andrea Evans!

Birthday Sluts

Tina Fey (35)
Martika (36)
Chow Yun-Fat (50)

I would pay good money for someone to push her ass!

Hot Slut of the Week: Cherelle

The lovely and talented Cherrelle has made Dlisted Hot Slut of the Week! Why? Because she's over, yet so hot! Here's to Cherelle making a comeback and not the porn kind! Who can forget "Saturday Love" or "I Didn't Mean to Turn You On?"



Born Cheryl Week Norton in 1958 in Los Angeles, CA, her cousin is singer Pebbles. When her family moved to Detroit, MI, she met bassist/singer Michael Henderson. In 1977, Henderson was recording his gold album and invited Cheryl to the studio. She come there in the evenings after she'd finished working at the bank. She became Cherrelle because her boss would be stressed because she was always late for work. She'd yell, "Cher---relle, you're late!"



Read the rest of her bio at Vh1

That's a hot way to get a name!

Gwen Stefani hawking cameras!

There's those creepy Japanese girls y'all love!

China continues to be the strangest country in the world!

13 chicks are alive thanks to a 9 year-old boy in China. Ya see the boy's family had a chicken that hatched 13 eggs. And well, sadly a dog broke into the coop and killed the chicken. So the boy knew he had to save these chicks and he put the eggs in a box and then put the box between his legs to give them warmth.

He said: "The most difficult time was when I was asleep, I had to sleep under really thick quilts, and dared not to turn over, for fear of crushing the eggs,"

20 days later, the eggs hatched!

"I am very happy, since I finished the job for the hen," he said

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Gwen already releasing a second album!

Gwen Stefani is already working on her second album to last year's Love Angel Music Baby. She plans to release her sophmore effort later this year. She is working with Pharrell Williams on several tracks that never made it to her first album.

She said: "There are a lot of songs to choose from,"

"It's really hard to choose, just because I want everyone to hear all the songs."

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Victoria Beckham is still the most gorgeous woman in the world!

In the ugliest dress!

Playstation 3 unveiled!

I need this ASAP! It actually won't go on sale until next year. It's loaded up, though!

Mariah gets wardrobe help!!!

Mariah Carey has enlisted the help from Vogue's Andre Leon Talley to help her put together a better image.

Mariah's rep Marvet Britto told the post: "Mariah needed guidance. She has an incredible sense of style, but then she went out in outfits like cut-off shorts and tank tops. It was her old team of people telling her to wear that. Andre is also there to help Mariah's broken relationships with fashion houses No one wanted to lend clothes to her because when she wore them the clothes would be different - shorter or not worn right - and it wouldn't complete their vision of the clothing".



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Britney proposed to his ghetto ass?!?

Britney is saying that SHE is the one that proposed to Kevin and not the other way around. She proposed to his ass on a flight from Dublin back to the US. The two were married in a ghetto wedding this past September.

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Woody Allen is hard up on Scarlett!

Daddy lover, Scarlett Johansson is out promoting her latest flick with Woody Allen, Match Point, and she's already signed up for his next one. And why? Because Woody loves her ass!

Woody said: "She was willing to work for the very, very small money that we can afford to pay people - the budgets for the films are very small."

Translation: "She wants an Oscar so I let her suck me off, while Soon-Yi watched."

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The Federline's on "Ellen" this morning!

Why does she always look like trash! (not Ellen)





P.S - That is the hottest stroller ever!

Yes bitch, they are fake!

She's looking a little "bigger" than usual...

The Richard Pryor Biopic

I guess since Biopics are suddenly popping up everywhere, it was only a matter of time before Richard Pryor got one! Mike Epps has been signed to play the comedian with Richie and his wife producing the flick.

I guess Jamie Foxx was busy.

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Paris, a Bentley and some beef!

See the entire Carl's Jr. commercial here!

Great Baby on Fire!

Cate Blanchett's 1-year-old son, Roman has been burned in a hotel accident! The mother and son were staying a hotel in Morocco when during a party, the child was burned. Damn, what kind of mother is she?!? You know she was drunk and a candle straight up fell on his head!

Anyhow, they flew to London and I'm sure he will be fine!

London's Daily Mirror newspaper reported. "Roman had an accident and he's being treated for a minor burn," publicist Lisa Kasteler told the newspaper. "He's not on a drip. He's still being treated and Cate is with him."

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Kylie Minogue has cancer :(

International pop star Kylie Minogue has been diagnosed with the early stages of breast cancer and has postponed her Australian Tour in order to seek treatment.

Kylie issued a statement: "I was so looking forward to bringing the Showgirl tour to Australian audiences, and am sorry to have to disappoint my fans. Nevertheless, hopefully all will work out fine and I'll be back with you all again soon."

Girl get better!

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Champion Eater: Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas!

Birthday Sluts

Cameron Bancroft (38)
Thom Filicia (36)
Trent Reznor (40)
Sugar Ray Leonard (49)
Bob Saget (49)
Bill Paxton (50)
Dennis Hopper (69)

The Dlisted Jukebox

This song is dedicated to the lovely and delightful KK. This song sucks, but whenever I hear it I think if her. I think cause it sounds kind of Prince-y...I said kind of!

Jennifer Lopez "Cherry Pie"

Arrested Development saved from the glue factory!

FOX has decided to finally renew Arrested Development even though it's pretty much a ratings dud. But this show is really hot and deserves a last chance!!!

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Sharon Stone: Weaviful!

Damn! I think she looks hot! Even though that wig looks like it's slipping off her head! OMG and look at those tits!

Damn, she be sweatin like Whitney at a security checkpoint!

Here's JLo performing at KissFM's Wango Tango in Los Angeles.

I'm kinda digging the hair!

Get Your Ass Beat Down by Anna Wintour!

Subject: Job Opp. at VOGUE Magazine
Date: Mon, May 16, 2005 12:07 pm

I just found out about a wonderful opportunity at Vogue Magazine. Anna Wintour - the editor in chief - is looking for an assistant. The salary is $24,000 + overtime. The assistant will be responsible for various administrative duties including answering the phone, scheduling her appointments, organizing her calendar, being a liason with designers, running errands, etc. She is looking for someone detail oriented, organized, responsible, personable with a very strong interest in fashion who is willing to work extra hours when needed. This is a great opportunity for someone interested in fashion and print media who wants to get her “foot in the door” at a major publication.

$24K!?! Goddamn! You gotta pay me $24-Million to work for that cunt! She will kill you! Or have you killed at least!

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Smell like skank!

Paris Hilton for Men

A dalmation riding a bike!

Only in China....

Are we digging Natalie Portman's new look?

Yay or Nay?

Frog hunting?

"I love frog hunting. I go at my ranches. I have one near Oakland, California, and another in Nevada, and I own an island. So I catch frogs and put them in a bucket and then I let them go." - Paris Hilton

I think this is all code. I think frogs are cocks and the bucket is her asshole...just my 2 cents!

Page Six Blind Items

WHICH television series had to add a week to its production schedule because one of its stars was abusing laxatives to become increasingly skinny and needed a potty break every 20 minutes or so?

Nicole Richie, a source told me that slut was addicted to shitting!

WHICH '80s pop star whose band is enjoying a second wind cheats on his gorgeous wife? The singer beds young beauties by the bushel while on the road.

Bon Jovi!

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Congratulations to Tom for winning Survivor!!!

This was just too obvious! Ian is the dumbest shit ever!

Dick Tracy 2?!?

Warren Beatty is suing newspaper publisher The Tribune for the rights to Dick Tracy which he claims he owns.

According to the suit, Tribune asked Disney informally to relinquish its rights in 2002. In 2004 Tribune unilaterally claimed the rights had reverted without giving Beatty any notice. This year, Disney reassigned most of its rights to Beatty. The suit claims Beatty intends to make a second Dick Tracy film.

Dick Tracy 2?!? Ain't that bitch too old. Can you imagine Madonna coming back as Breathless. That is some Geriatric Tracy!

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Michelle's back!

It seems that it has been a while since the luscious Michelle Pfeffer has graced the silver screen in a lead role. She will star in Amy "Clueless" Heckerling's I Could Never Be Your Woman about a woman who has love troubles. Ooooh, generic much?

But, I do loves me some Michelle!

JLo finally gets a break!

JLo's newest movie Monster-In-Law debuted at Number 1 this weekend with $24-Million. She finally has some kind of hit on her hands. Her past flicks have all flopped! I personally didn't see it, but that shit looks hot.

Altman gets his cast!

Robert Altman's latest flick A Prairie Home Companion has gotten its main cast in Mery Streep, Lindsay HoHan, Woody Harrelson, John C.Reilly, Lily Tomlin and Maya Rudolph. Shooting will begin this summer in Minneapolis.

In the film, as the ensemble of performers, musicians and back-stage crew prepare for the final live broadcast of the Garrison Keillor Variety Radio Show, long-simmering passions boil to the surface while an imperious stage manager struggles to hold everyone together.

HoHan and Streep: Together at last!

David Alan Grier, Broadway again!!!!

Billy Dee Williams had to drop out of the Broadway musical The Mambo Kings due to being an old bitch (he was having hip issues). David Alan Grier is now set to replace Billy. David joins Esai Morales, Jamie Camil, Albita, Justina Machado and Christianne Noll.

The Mambo Kings start performances this July on Broadway!!!

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Zach Braff & Mandy Moore?

I didn't know those cunts were dating! She looks teerrrible. He's not my thing.

Apple Paltrow is a hot slut!

Actually, I think it's Apple Martin, but she's the bigger star!

I'd rather eat the hamburger!!!

Burger King's latest show pony!

Kelly Osbourne is not right!

What the hell did she do to this poor dog! No wonder PeTa is after her fat ass! But at least he looks so much hotter than her ass!

Ewww...

Sorry I'm late with the postings... I'm having some issues with this new site! Goddamn you World Wide Web!!!

xoxoxoxoMichael

And the game continues...

Will somebody get this man some platform shoes!!!

HoHan keep the sunglasses on!

She looks hot here....


But fucking gross here...

R.I.P. Mandell from Popularity Contest

He spoke with this weird lisp!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Shirley Temple Black!

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Welcome Sluts!!!

Hi sluts! This is our brand new home. So, please bookmark my new url at http://www.dlisted.com. The name change is only, because Kathy Griffith sued my ass! Just kidding, actually we needed a little new change. But this will be our name from now until the end!!!! Special thanks to the lovely Markus for our beautiful new logo!!! Our first Dlisted song is dedicated to his ass!

The Archies "Yummy Yummy Yummy"

xoxoxoxoMichael K

Sorry Y'all

I know I haven't been posting much this weekend. I have some sort of life. Ok, not really. I will be back to my ole' self tomorrow. Y'all are hot cunts!

xoxoxoxoMichael K

Hot Slut of the Day!

Dr. Jennifer!

Birthday Sluts: Happy Birthday Dr. Jennifer!

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