Dlisted: 05/15/2005 - 05/22/2005

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Mariah's nipple slip!

The Daytime Emmys

Star Jones is so fucking disgusting. Her head looks like it was glued on!


Is that Tyra Banks or RuPaul? You be the judge.


RUN! Aretha's going to eat all of us!


La Lucci is as stunning as ever!


Those dykes are starting to become the same person!

The Dlisted Jukebox



Here are 4 tracks from Kelly Osbourne's upcoming album Sleeping in the Nothing which is due to be released June 7th. Her first single One Word isn't so bad, but all her other songs are pretty blatant ripoffs other more qualified artists.

Enjoy!

Kelly Osbourne "One Word"

Kelly Osbourne "I Can't Wait"

Kelly Osbourne "Edge of Your Atmosphere"

Kelly Osbourne "Don't Touch Me"

Lesbian Gang!!!

Here's some strange pics of Pink making out with another chick. That is some scary lesbian gang!

P.S. - Is the girl in the white, Peaches?







It's Official!


Tara Reid
will host E! Wild On! Tara's episodes will debut in August. Expect everything you can expect from Tara! Nudity, drugs, drunkenness, beastiality, necrophelia and much more!

Congrats to Mary Kay Letourneau!

The bitch got married to her former student!

Challenging Playboy


Teri Hatcher
thinks it's funny that there are reports that she turned down an offer to pose in Playboy for $10 million. But she says, for $10 million she would do it!

She says, "I didn't hear that offer, because if I had, I'd be in Playboy! I mean, really, everyone has a price and $10 million is mine. So I've put it out there.

"(My cleavage) you get for free. I mean, it's not much further."

[source]

Hot Slut of the Day!


Lourdes from Showdog Mom & Dads!

Birthday Sluts


Mr. T (53)
Fairuza Balk (31)

Friday, May 20, 2005

This ain't right!



And Saddam is going to sue!

They don't wear underwear!!!

I think I knew this..



Thanks to Karen for sending me this shit!

I'd be on Death Row, sluts!


Thank God, my bony ass does not live in Colombia. Some shit-hole city called Iconozno has installed a law which prohibits gossiping! Under the law, if you are caught gossiping you could face a fine up to $100K or 4 years in the big house!

A city spokesman said: "People should be aware that using their tongues to speak evil is the same as having dynamite in your mouth."

[source]


Spam of the day!

From: Jerrell
To: dlisted@gmail.com
Date: Thu May 19, 2005 10:06:42 PM EDT
Subject: desprete house wife

The actor's popularity is evanescent applauded today, forgotten tomorrow.

house wife that wants it bad.

You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.Think like a man of action, and act like a man of thought.
Not what we have But what we enjoy, constitutes our abundance.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.

This is like art!

Love Birds

Brad and Angie prepare a beautiful breakfast after a night of rough fucking..




They head outside when they get word that Aniston is in their hood!


See more lovely pics of them here...

I love a hot catfight!

This is the hottest story of the week! Picture this:

Players: Lauren Pope, Penny Cheshire (model) VS Kat Chadhrourou (shopgirl), Kat's friend
Where: London's Funky Buddah Nightclub
Situation: Lauren and Penny leave the nightclub and start to get into a taxi with two hot footballers. Kat and her friend approach the two girls and stop them. Kat and her friend accuse Penny and Lauren of stealing their men! They say they saw those two men first!
Outcome: Catfight!







[source]

TGIF!

Sharon & Laird!!!



Awwww...I can't wait till this kid sees his mom's bush in Basic Instinct!

Are these people crazy!?

If I was at a restaurant and these two waltzed in, I'd yell "Check!" You thought salmonella was bad...damn try dining next to these two!

Brit's just like us!


Britney Spears is the trashiest slut I ever laid eyes on and I love her dearly for that. Britney was recently at a hotel and was spending some time in the pool. When something called "morning sickness" hit her and she rushed out of the pool and yacked all over the side. She was so embarassed she fled from the pool area!

Britgirl don't be embarassed, I've yacked on the street, in a cab, in a plant, on a roof, in someone's mouth on an ant farm...girl it's natural!

[source]

Who will be Tom's leading lady, already?!?


First it was Scarlett Johansson, then HoHan said it was her, then Kerri Russell, but now reports are that Katie Holmes will star in Mission Impossible 3 opposite Tom Cruise.

Hollyweird is really interesting if you think about it. They probably already have someone nailed down, but they play these games in the press to keep us interested in the film. Someone like Mischa Barton probably already has the role, but their feeding us all these lies to play games with us..to keep us interested.

You won't snow me Hollyweird! I'm on to your games! You won't get me! Trust me!

Ok on the real, yes you will.

[source]

Please God let this be true!!!!


Melanie B
aka Scary Spice told GMTV that the Spice Girls are planning a 10th Anniversary Reunion concert next year. Their first single hit airwaves in July 1996, so they are planning a Greatest Hits album and tour for next year.

Those sluts need it, since none of their solo careers really went anywhere.

When Mel B was asked about a reunion she said: "I think so, but that's just me. Hopefully next year, if we can get everything sorted and together."

"Emma and Melanie have been to visit me and I am going to be having dinner with Geri soon," she said.

"I haven't been to see Victoria because I've been working... but everything is cool on that front."

[source]

A Cat burglar strikes Cannes!


Supercunt, Naomi Campbell was partying in Cannes when a sneaky thief broke into her yacht, sneaking past security and stealing $50,000 in jewelry and clothes from her. Naomi brought special items to France to auction off for The Nelson Mandela Foundation.

Message to Catburglar: If Naomi finds your ass, she will kill you and I'm not joking. She will track you down and gut you like a fish! This is NO joke! Consider your life in danger!

[source]

Nicky and Lars together again!


Nicole Kidman
was set to star in the second of three films for director Lars Von Trier, but she wanted to spend more time with her kids. Nicky starred in 2003's Dogville, but turned down reprising her role in this year's Manderlay. Opie's daughter, Bryce Dallas Howard stepped into her shoes instead.

But Lars has announced that Nicole will be back for the third film entitled Washington to begin filming in 2006. Bitch, I thought you were taking a break?

Nicole said: "I'm going back for more. Do you think I'm mad?

"It was the wildest and craziest film I've ever done, but at least Lars is an original and he takes me places I'd never usually go, in terms of performance."

[source]

$17 Million in one night!


Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith scored nearly $17-Million in midnight shows alone!!! What the hell? People are mad! SW is expected to gross nearly $40-Million today alone.

P.S. - The hot mess known as Bai Ling (above) will not be seen in this movie!

[source]

Grace & Church do Spidey 3!


Topher Grace and Thomas Haden Church will join Tobey Fatso and Kiki Dunst in Spider-Man 3 for director Sam Raimi. The studio nor Raimi would comment on which roles Topher and Thomas will play. Shooting will begin early next year for a 2007 release.

[source]

Richie's Hubby-to-be is not cute!

Not that she's a peach!

The Photoshop Awards: Naima & Tyra Banks



Congratulations to Kendra for winning The Apprentice!!!

Hot Slut of the Day!


The Lady Chablis

Birthday Sluts


Timothy Olyphant (37)
Mindy Cohn (39)
Judy Kuhn (47)
Cher (59)
Constance Towers (72)

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Sally Struthers asks you to feed these children!!!

Nicole Richie looks like a damned chipmunk! HoHan looks fine, but still all skank.



The Olsens in Cannes and still creepy!

One of the worst shows of the fall will be...


Ghost Whisperer for CBS:

Melinda Gordon is a young newlywed with the unique ability to communicate with the earthbound spirits of people who have died -- and who seek her help. Melinda uses her gift to relay significant messages and important information to the living, but sometimes the messages she receives are intense and confusing. As a result, she is often met with questions and skepticism by the survivors. But when Melinda is able to help both the lost souls who contact her and those who are still alive, she knows that her unique talent is an asset and not a liability.

Starring the other JLo, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Damn that's gonna hurt!

That Sharon says the darndest things!


Sharon Stone
said that during her audition for Casino, she purposely didn't do her best, because she didn't want to outshine Robert DeNiro.

"It's a fine line to tread. You want the part, but you don't want to beat the crap out of De Niro, who was in the room, because if you beat him, you don't get the job. So I didn't think I did a great audition because I kept withholding."

[source]

Guys & Dolls

Starring Jane Krakowski & Ewan McGregor begins previews tonight in London! Not that any of you sluts care!



[source]

R.I.P. Vonzell from American Idol



Only 2 sluts left!

Eat my shorts, Mayor!


The voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright has been elected the Mayor Northridge, California. Nancy is determined to make big changes and make a mark in her political career.

She said: "Everyone finds it funny that Bart is the new mayor. I can influence people because I'm Bart Simpson. I live in a nice neighbourhood. But down the road there's drugs and gangs,stealing and illiteracy.".

[source]

Mariah Scarey



No words...



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