Dlisted: 05/08/2005 - 05/15/2005

Saturday, May 14, 2005

Hot Slut of the Day!


Joan Lunden!

Birthday Sluts


Cate Blanchett (36)
Amber Tamblyn (22)
Sofia Coppola (34)
Tim Roth (44)
Robert Zemeckis (53)
George Lucas (61)

Friday, May 13, 2005

Paris Hilton in Cannes and her feet are so gnarly!





Dennis Rodman, WTF?!?

Sucking Cruise's dick is better than sucking Law's dick!


Katie Holmes
has won the role of Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl which was originally taken by Jude Law's bitch, Sienna Miller. George Hickenlooper (the director) said of Katie: "Katie is not too different from Edie, who arrived in New York as young, innocent, looking for excitement."

Guy Pearce will play Andy Warhol. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are also set to join the cast.

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Hot Quote of the Day!


When I first saw Omarosa, I thought it was Rick James. I thought it was Mr. Ed on crack. She makes Naomi Campbell look like Mother Teresa" -
Janice Dickinson on Omarosa.

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Face of Death

JLo going 80s!

These were taken yesterday. Damn, girl is looking ruff!

Stella McCartney goes discount!


Stella Mcartney will design a 40-piece collection for cheap clothes retailer H&M. The threads are due to hit stores this November.

Michelle & Kelly ride a Beyonce!

Hilary Muff gets ready to rim her dog!

Kindergarten Porn!


Oooooo, busted!!!! Kindergarten teachers in Romania are being investigated after tapes of them were found. The tapes contained semi-naked women wearing children's carnival costumes while drinking, smoking and playing sex games. The parties were held in the children's classroom!

No wonder I always had an intense craving for fish sticks in kindergarten!

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Tara Reid takes her trashiness to the small screen!


Tara Reid
will be the new host of E! Wild On! Tara will now travel the globe, get drunk, fuck men and do loads of coke! Basically everything she does now, except she'll be getting paid for this shit.

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Demi thinks Ashton is a fast cummer!


Demi Moore
may find herself a dumped bitch after she told Cynthia Rowley that Ashton "was kind of, like, fast." Cynthia is a fat mouth and shared this gossip with The New York Post, telling them: "I had a conversation with Demi about both of us dating younger men. We talked about sex. It wasn't graphic - it was just that sometimes it's faster with younger guys".

Yeah, what would you rather have a younger guy that cums too fast or an older guy that can't even cum at all!

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The Coz will drug yo ass!



Bill Cosby has admitted to giving one of his accusers a blueberry muffin and an allergy pill, but denied ever touching her genitals! Andrea Constand accused Mr. Huxtable of drugging and touching her heinder in January. Billy admits to inviting Andrea over and giving her an allergy pill after she complained she had trouble sleeping, but denied sexually assaulting her. He also admits treating her to a muffin and tea in the morning. Billy also faces allegations from 12 other women.

Rudy Huxtable is so pissed at you, Billy!

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Jlo can't handle the truth!


Jennifer Lopez
and her record label hired documentary filmmaker D A Pennebaker to helm a documentary on the making of her album Rebirth. The studio and label apparently loves the outcome of the film, but JLo is furious! Why? Because the documentary shows her treating her employees like shit and complaining about how bad her singing is. JLo refuses to endorse the documentary!

JLo don't you know anything? You sneak into the film room in the middle of the night and replace the reels with reels of The Care Bears Movie!

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[via Liz!]

Crappier by the Dozen


Hilary Muff
will return to star alongside Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt in Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Eugene Levy will play a corporate warrior whose type-A personality pits him and his eight perfect blond children against Martin and his family at an annual neighborhood competition.

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Madonna turns down Cannes!!!


Madonna was offered a spot on the judging panel at Cannes, something she would've creamed over probably 5 years ago, but she had to turn it down because of her commitment to the Kabbalah. Cannes cheif Thierry Fremaux said: "We talked about her being on the jury, but her religion meant this could not happen. It is a regret because she has valuable knowledge.

"She would have to return to London every Saturday, or maybe it was every Friday, so for two days during our festival she would not be here and that could not work."

Madge, isn't the Kabbalah's 15 minutes up?

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TGIF!!!


From these sluts and Michael K! Oh and Happy Friday the 13th too!

R.I.P. Caryn from Survivor

Hot Slut of the Day!


Brenda K. Starr!

Birthday Sluts


Dennis Rodman (44)
Samantha Morton (28)
Darius Rucker (39)
Stevie Wonder (55)
Harvey Keitel (66)
Beatrice Arthur (82)

Thursday, May 12, 2005

The Cast of Gilligan's Island 2!!!

I guess the first one wasn't bad enough! The usual suspects are in order. The only recognizablefaces will be of the two Gingers: Angie Everheart and Erikia Eleniak. The show will premiere June 8th on TNT.

Read everyone's bio here!

The White Trash News


A man in Kentucky (only in Kentucky) has been arrested for driving drunk while riding a horse! Millard Drwyer (again only in Kentucky) was pulled over by a cop (not a horse) as he tried to steer his horse around the corner. Millard confessed to drinking a 12 pack of beer.

He was charged with DUI. Millard didn't think this was fair: "If they can charge you with something for being on an animal like that it shouldn't be DUI. Because a horse has a mind of its own,"

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Goldie Hawn, WTF?!?



What the fuck is she wearing? And look at that gut!

Woody & Scarlett hit Cannes!

Why doesn't Soon-Yi ever wear make-up?



Scarlett has worn this tired dress so many times. Girl, you ain't Grace Kelly!

Michael K's current snack obsession!



These are so fucking delish!

Nick & Jessica seen out together!!!!

Here's some pics of them leaving Club Mood in Hollyweird. You know she was wishing that was some Knoxville!





Nicole Kidman?!?



Thanks to the hot Butterly for these pics!

Model 4 Christ


Remember Shannon from the first season of ANTM? She was first runner-up losing to Adrianne. Check out her blog, its crazy. Here is one my favorite quotes:

"I didn't win "America's Next Top Model," but the Lord did allow me to be runner-up. They were looking for a girl that would do anything, and they knew I would not. No matter how much I wanted to win, I wanted to leave this show being the same person I was, as when I first came on the show, and by Jesus' strength I was able to stand up for what I knew was right."

Xtina rocks it at a dyke bar!

Christina Aguilera recently went to GirlBar, a lesbian joint and rocked out with a hot dyke!


R.I.P. Brittany from America's Next Top Model

THIS AIN'T RIGHT!!! Brittany was the hottest bitch there and had the best personality! Most of you know of my fascination with Brittany. Anyhow, I knew this slut wasn't going to win but she deserved to be in the Final 3 at least! With that being said, my spoiler was a bit off. However, I stick with it. I think Keenyah is gone next leaving Naima and Kahlen as the Final 2.

Now, I must drown my sorrows in a pot of delicious chocolate soup so that I can forget about the betrayal that has been given to the gorgeous and effervescent Brittany!!!!







Let's just blow up Broadway!!!

Disney has decided that its next cash-cow will be Tarzan the Broadway musical! A casting notice has just gone out for the musical which is planning to bow on Broadway sometime in 2006.


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Nicole Kidman is a SELFISH BITCH!!!


Nicole Kidman
said she would love to get pregnant so she can have bigger tits!

She said: "If I had my own baby, I would have bigger boobs. That's one of the good things I can think of that would come out of it!".

"I've always had trouble putting on weight, yet I've wanted curves my whole life. "I would like to look like Marilyn Monroe."

What a selfish bitch! But still really hot...

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Paint your willy!


Will & Grace star, Eric McCormack let loose about his son's painting fascination.

McCormack says of Finnigan, "He's into finger-painting recently... and he was naked, running around and the finger paints were out...

"I looked away for a second and looked back and he was... painting his willy the way a woman would paint her nails, very, very delicate...

"He looked up and went, 'Pink!'"

Yeah, Eric...your son's a fag!

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Sienna Miller ain't so hot, I guess


Sienna Miller
(known as Jude Law's bitch) was set to play Edie Segwick in a biopic called Factory Girl. However, the bitch got fired and she's devastated! Sienna was prepping to play Andy Warhol's muse and was really excited. However producers have decided that they want a "bigger name" and so they've moved on.

A source close to Sienna said: "Of course she's bitterly disappointed. Who wouldn't be? It's set to be a really shocking film but she was up for it, even the possibility of graphic sex scenes.

"She wanted to prove to people she's not just a boho (bohemian) fashion icon but a credible actress."

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Jamie Foxx & Usher are your "Dreamgirls"


Jamie Foxx, Usher and Beyonce all seem to be on board Bill Condon's Dreamgirls, an adaptation of the stage musical. Eddie Murphy is also in negotiations to join the cast with shooting to begin in January.

Producers are currently on a nationwide search to cast the pivotal role of Effie, who belts out most of the musicals most memorable songs. They are looking to an unknown to fill this role.

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Diaz sabotage!

The National Enquirer reported earlier that they had explosive pics of Cameron Diaz cheating on her man Justin Timberlake with a producer on her MTV show. Well, the pictures are anything but explosive. Basically, it's just Cameron hugging a dude. The Enquirer is a bigger homewrecker than Angelina Jolie!



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Sharon Stone adopts again!


Sharon Stone
has adopted another baby boy! The baby was born in Texas on Saturday. Sharon has named the boy Laird Vonne Stone. Hmm...not sure about the name. Laird already has an older brother in Roan, age 4.

Our congratulations go to Shar and her two sluts!

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Dave Chappelle in the crazy house!


Last week, we got word that production was halted on Dave Chappelle's show for Comedy Central. Comedy Central was mum on why and said the show would not premiere when it's supposed to. Well, now comes word that Dave Chappelle has checked himself into a South African mental facility.

Damn, that's serious!

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R.I.P. Anthony from American Idol


Good mittens, Anthony! You sucked!

Hot Slut of the Day!


June Pointer!

Birthday Sluts


Jason Biggs (27)
Christian Campbell (33)
Jamie Luner (34)
Samantha Mathis (35)
Kim Fields (36)
Tony Hawk (37)
Deborah Kara Unger (39)
Emilio Estevez (43)
Gabriel Byrne (55)

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

The Most Beautiful Woman in the World files for divorce!



Mena Suvari files for divorce!!!!!

Maxim Hot 100 List is out!


And Desperate Housewives Eva LongWHORIA has topped the list! Damn, I don't know what people see in her ass. She looks dirty to me!

#1 - Eva Longoria
#2 - Evangeline Lilly
#3 - Jennifer Garner
#4 - Lindsay HoHan
#5 - Jessica Alba
#6 - Rachel Bilson
#7 - Angelina Jolie
#8 - Brittany Murphy (WTF?!?)
#9 - Jessica Simpson
#10 - Sara Foster

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Michael K has a dream!


I had this really weird dream the other night and I need to know what this shit means! I was at some bar with some hot blonde chick whom I didn't recognize as anybody I know in real life. So we were chatting it up and all of a sudden this Arab man approaches us.

Now me and the hot blonde had this power to see financial statistics on men! When we'd look at their stomach, we would see this computer-like thing that would tell us how much money he made a year, what kind of car he drove and where he lived. Based on this information, we would decide whether or not we were going to sleep with him. So this Arab man's information, I guess we agreed with because then we led him back to this dark room and we had a 3some with him!

Basically the hot blonde and him made out while I took care of him downstairs. He was abnormally small down there, but I kept thinking "This will make you rich."

So what does this mean? That I'm a gold-digging slut?! Or is it something deeper like I can't forgive my father for a terrible childhood!?

Congratulations to Uchenna & Joyce!


For winning The Amazing Race!

Mick & Keith



Does Mick wear a wig?!?

Mariah Carey's Gum Obsession!


Mimi reportedly shocked a UK chat host recently when she removed gum out of her mouth and handed it to one of her assistants. Apparently, this dude's sole job is to supply Mimi with gum and dispose of her old gum.

The chat host said: "When Mariah wanted to get rid of her chewing gum, somebody put their hand out to take it - and that appeared to be their only job."

If that was my fucking job, I'd sell that shit on eBay!

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Hot Slut of the Week: IMELDA MARCOS!!


The First Lady of Shoes! She so needs to be on the next Surreal Life!

Imelda Marcos was once the 'Steel Butterfly,' the beautiful wife and confidante of Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos. The Marcos regime (1965-86) was marked by corruption, political repression and gross financial shenanigans, acts to which Imelda was almost certainly privy. The Marcoses were finally deposed in 1986 and fled to Hawaii, where Ferdinand died in 1989. Imelda Marcos later returned to the Philippines and, in spite of everything, was elected a legislative representative from her native district of Leyte. In October of 2001 she was arrested and formally charged with corruption and amassing a fortune of up to five billion dollars illegally during her husband's regime.

Imelda Marcos was voted Miss Manila in the early 1950s... After the Marcos regime was overthrown in 1986, opposition forces found thousands of pairs of high-fashion shoes in Imelda's closets; the shoes became a symbol of her life of luxury amid the poverty of most Filipinos.


Bio Source


Macaulay Culkin testifying right now in Jackson case!


He's denying ever being touched in the genitals by Jacko!

Lucy Liu is SO over Charlie's Angels!


Lucy Liu
was asked recently about chances of a Charlie's Angels 3 happening. She responded with "It was fluff. I have moved on and have no desire to go back there."

Damn, that's cold! Oh and Joey was like serious drama?

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Christina Ricci is the new ass face of Reebok!


My favorite butt-cheek face, Christina Ricci has been named as the new foot of Reebok. She actually has a face for foot modeling!

Christina will be part of the label's "What I Am" campaign .

I know lots of you love that bitch, so I'm sorry if I offend you, but she looks like E.T.!

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Paris Hilton should be on Peta's most wanted list!


Everybody knows how much Paris Hilton loves animals. Probably, because she feels really smart around them. She probably reads to their asses and is so happy they can't correct her mispronunciation of words and shit. Anyhow, when asked how many pets she had, she answered with "I have about 600, but I do know their names."

600 fucking animals!?! Yeah and there's probably a huge turnover rate! This ain't right. Paris Hilton is slowly killing off the chihuahua breed!

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The Perfect Ham



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ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!!!


Shakira's back!


"Lucky my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains!" - Shakira

Ashton, what is your Sidekick telling you?


"Ashton, stop fucking prune pussy!" - Sidekick II to Ashton Kutcher

Richie & HoHan

Bitches eat something! You look like two fucking alley cats!



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Heidi & Seal are official!


Heidi Klum & Seal tied the knot yesterday in Mexico. I am so happy for these two sluts! Heidi is currently knocked up and Seal is her baby daddy.

Congrats two you 2 sluts!

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Carnivale Cancelled!

I don't know if any of you watch this shit, but HBO will not be renewing it!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Cherrelle!

Birthday Sluts


Jonathan Jackson (23)
Holly Valance (22)
Natasha Richardson (42)
Peter North (48)
David Gest (52)

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Aeon Flux pics...

This shit looks hot and so does Charlize!





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What the hell is Jessica wearing?

This is not even cute, it looks like vomit!

Kenny Chesney has to be gay!

Exhibit A:


Exhibit B:


Exhibit C:

People are sick!!!!


This man drew a picture of the "Runaway Bride" on this piece of toast and fucking posted it on eBay! Guess how much that shit sold for? $15,000!!! What is wrong with people? It's not like fucking Van Gogh drew that fucking shit! It was just some average joe! If you've got that kind of cash to throw around, throw some of that shit over here! For realz!

In related news...the runaway bride has checked herself into a clinic for mental illness. DUH!

I thought Mariah Carey was trying to class it up!!!!

Damn her thighs look GIGANTIC in these pics! You all know I love Mariah and all, but girl needs to cover up! This ain't cute!





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Renee Zellweger & Kenny Chesney Wedding photo!

Titty Osbourne



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Get Me Out of Here!



A woman in Germany has decided on jail rather than pay her parking fine. She was arrested after a $100 parking fine rose up to $5,000 after she didn't take care of it. She was given the option of paying the fine or going to jail. The woman chose jail so she could get away from her "lazy" husband and "demanding" children.

"She opened the door and seemed really happy, if not relieved, to see us before asking us to take her away and lock her up," said one of the officers that arrested her.

The woman told reporters: "As long as I get food and a hot shower everyday, I don't mind being sent to jail. It means I can finally get some rest and relaxation without having to cook, wash and clean for everyone."

"At first I was really worried about it, because I knew we did not have so much money, but then I looked at it as a chance to get away for a while," she said.

A police officer added: "She repeatedly thanked us for arresting her and smiled and waved as she was driven off to jail."

That woman is so fucking hot!

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The Ten Commandments


ABC is planning a 65-million-hour mini-series based on The Ten Commandements. Filming begins this month in Morroco. The cast includes Dougray Scott as Moses (above), Omar Shariff as Jethro, Naveen Andrews as Menerith and Mia Maestro as Zipporah.

Dougray Scott as Moses?!?!?

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WTF?!?

Bai Ling is so crazy!



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R.I.P. Brad from RW/RR Challenge: Inferno II

3 Sluts

The Tony Nominations have been announced!



See the list here.

Tori Spelling is a dumb bitch!


Tori Spelling freaked out at a party for the Kentucky Derby because she lost her diamond earring! She made all her friends as well as police officers get on their hands and knees to look for the 5-carat bauble. But guess where that shit was? In Tori's fucking tits! A friend noticed that the rock was sitting right between Tori's cleavage.

Damn, silicone is a fucking strong material! You can't even feel fucking glass cutting your skin!

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Natalie Portman shaves her head!


For her new flick V for Vendetta.

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The Cast of Celebrity Fit Club: Season 2


Does anybody watch this shit on Vh1? Anyhow, they have announced the fatsos that will take place in Season 2. I don't know who half of these assholes are!

Wendy Kaufman (The Snapple Lady)
Willie Aames (Charles in Charge)
Jani Lane (Warrant)
Phil Margera (Viva La Bam)
Victoria Jackson (SNL)
Toccara (America's Next Top Model)
Gary Busey
Jackee Harry (227)

More information on the Zellweger/Chesney wedding!



Zellweger must've been pissed at all the attention Katie Holmes was getting, why one earth would she marry that gay guy so quickly! Anyhow, the two have been dating on the low-down since January. They married in the Carribean island of St. John which Chesney has a holiday home. We will probably know more on Thursday when Chesney is expected to perform in Little Rock.

Renee darling, you've gone to far with the coke this time! Its made you get married!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Deborah Foreman

Birthday Sluts


Linda Evangelista (40)
David Fincher (43)
Victoria Rowell (45)
Bono (45)

Monday, May 09, 2005

Kenny Chesney is gay and married to Renee Zellweger!


So...a very reliable source I call Ke let me know that Renee Zellweger is currently dating Kenny Chesney. Now I think some people already know this. But Ke also let me know that Kenny Chesney is the gayest man in country music and that his camp is trying to cover it up with the whole Renee Zellweger thing. I love stars in the closet!

*UPDATE* - Those sluts got married! HOLY HELL!

The Boss Heart Anal Sex


Starbucks will not sell Bruce Springsteen's album Devils & Dust, because of a song about anal sex.

Here ladies and sluts, are the lyrics to Reno:

She took off her stockings
I held 'em to my face
She had your ankles
I felt filled with grace

"Two hundred dollars straight in
Two-fifty up the ass" she smiled and said
She unbuckled my belt, pulled back her hair
And sat in front of me on the bed

She said, "Honey, how's that feel
Do you want me to go slow?"
My eyes drifted out the window
And down to the road below

I felt my stomach tighten
As the sun bloodied the sky
And sliced through hotel blinds
I closed my eyes

Sunlight on the Amatitlan
Sunlight streaming through your hair
In the Valle de dos Rios
The smell of mock orange filled the air

We rode with the vaqueros
Down into cool rivers of green
I was sure the work and the smile coming out 'neath your hat
Was all I'll ever need

Somehow all you ever need's
Never quite enough you know
You and I, Maria, we learned it's so

She slipped me out of her mouth
"You're ready," she said
She took off her bra and panties
Wet her fingers, slipped it inside her
And crawled over me on the bed

She bought me another whisky
Said "here's to the best you ever had"
We laughed and made a toast
It wasn't the best I ever had
Not even close

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So I finally watched Riding the Bus with My Sister...


I know I'm so behind the times, but I finally spent my Sunday afternoon watching this piece of crap. All I have to say is, that Rosie's acting made Andie McDowell look like fucking Laurence Olivierr and that in itself deserves some kind of prize.

If any of you watch SNL, then you know that Rosie totally ripped off her character from Amy Poehler's character Kaitlin. You know the little girl that is constantly screaming "Rick! Rick! Rick! Rick!"



I mean Rosie should've given Amy a shout out or something!

Living on Sunlight is soo...the new Atkins!


A German scientist is claiming that he has eaten nothing in the past four years! And no his name isn't Renee Zellweger! Dr. Michael Werner states in his new book Living through the Energy of light that he only drinks water mixed with a little fruit juice and gets all of his energy from sunlight.

"I can't really explain what is happening on a scientific level in my case, but perhaps just a little bit of faith is all that is needed."

However his colleagues are very skeptical and are currently studying him to see if he's getting the required nutrients his body needs.

The Olsens and HoHan are totally on board this diet!

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Scarlett Johansson in Sound of Music?!?


Andrew Lloyd Webber
is producing a revival of The Sound of Music for London in 2006. He loves the musical so much that he has been wanting to do a revival for years now.

And his first choice for the role of Maria made famous by Julie Andrews? Scarlett Johansson!

That's just weird!

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Victoria Gotti's stage debut, cancelled!


Victoria Gotti
was due to make her Off-Broadway debut on May 14th in We're Still Hot. But the problem is..the show played its last performance last night! Looks like we won't be able to sneer and snicker at Ghetto Gotti after all!

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Puke Tax


Don't get sick in a Brazilian bar!

A Brazilian man was out with a friend at a local bar, when his friend got drunk and sick and threw up in the bar's toilet! When the man and his friend came out of the bathroom, they noticed a $8 charge on their bill which was labeled "puke tax."

WTF?!?

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Heidi Klum & Seal to wed today?


Reports are that Heidi Klum and Seal will wed today. Girl, your child is still a bastard! However, they two look hot together!

Codeine Lollipops?


Kelly Osbourne
told Marie Claire UK that she was once addicted to codeine lollipops! What a stupid bitch!

She said: "I got my friend to get me these codeine lollipops they give to old people when they're dying because they're too ill to swallow pills.

"When I was giving up drugs I couldn't eat, I was throwing up and peeing and shitting- it was the most disgusting thing. All the opiates are released into your system, and it makes you feel like someone has beaten the shit out of you."

Sarah Jessica is a cheap bitch!


Sarah Jessica Parker
has revealed she is a cheap slut! SJP said that she dresses her son entirely in hand-me-downs!

"I have a nephew who's exactly a year and a half older than James, so my son just lives in hand-me-downs,"

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Britney, preggo trouble?


Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital this past weekend after complaining about stomach issues. Britney was at a Hollywood studio watching her husband, Kevin Federline, record his album. She was playing on the grass with her stepdaughter Kori, when she complained of stomach pains. She was rushed to the hospital in Santa Monica. After a few hours of tests, the doctors cleared the bitch.

She's ok! Damn, she probably got sick from listening to Kevin sing.

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R.I.P. Jason from Popularity Contest


I think I'm the only bitch that watches this shit, but it's hot!

Pirates of the Unfortunate!

You know that dog hates her ass, especially now since she put him in that stupid costume!



Pammy & Tommy, Together Forever!

Isn't he with Tara Reid?!? Damn those two are such sluts!



Usher gives us love!




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Pammy Anderson in UK GQ

She looks like Donatella Versace!







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Hot Slut of the Day!


Dawn Wells!

Birthday Sluts


Andrew W.K. (26)
Rosario Dawson (26)
John Corbett (44)
Amy Hill (52)
Alley Mills (54)
Billy Joel (56)
Candice Bergen (59)
Glenda Jackson (69)
Albert Finney (69)

Sunday, May 08, 2005

Ahhhh!!!! Dawn of the Dead!!!

Mariah goes to church!

She's so demure!

Happy Mother's Day Sluts!

BOX OFFICE: Eh...House of Not So Much...


So looks like Paris Hilton's endless publicity for her new flick House of Wax didn't really pay off. Oh well!

#1 - Kingdom of Heaven - $20 Million
#2 - House of Wax - $12.2 Million
#3 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - $9.1 Million

How Fitting!

Nicky Kidman doesn't watch her own ass onscreen!


Nicky Kidman has said that she doesn't watch any of her movies. Kidman explains, "I have the films for the rest of my life. I don't watch them, but I cherish them.

"And I keep letters from each film for my kids so one day they can look back and know what I was thinking at the time."

I can't blame you Nicky, I don't like watching your films either!

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Janet Jackson: "Marilyn Manson is Satan!!!"


At a recent party, Lisa Marie Presley had to calm her former sister-in-law Janet Jackson after Janet freaked out in Marilyn Manson's presence!

Presley says, "I went with Janet Jackson to her record release party. Marilyn Manson came backstage with Billy Corgan. Janet was flipping out because she thought he was the devil."

Janet! Marilyn looks just like your fucking brother!

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Hot Slut of the Day!


Nancy Glass!!!

Birthday Sluts


Enrique Iglesias (30)
Melissa Gilbert (41)
Toni Tennille (62)



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