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Saturday, May 14, 2005

Hot Slut of the Day!

Joan Lunden!

Birthday Sluts

Cate Blanchett (36)
Amber Tamblyn (22)
Sofia Coppola (34)
Tim Roth (44)
Robert Zemeckis (53)
George Lucas (61)

Friday, May 13, 2005

Paris Hilton in Cannes and her feet are so gnarly!

Dennis Rodman, WTF?!?

Sucking Cruise's dick is better than sucking Law's dick!

Katie Holmes
has won the role of Edie Sedgwick in Factory Girl which was originally taken by Jude Law's bitch, Sienna Miller. George Hickenlooper (the director) said of Katie: "Katie is not too different from Edie, who arrived in New York as young, innocent, looking for excitement."

Guy Pearce will play Andy Warhol. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are also set to join the cast.


Hot Quote of the Day!

When I first saw Omarosa, I thought it was Rick James. I thought it was Mr. Ed on crack. She makes Naomi Campbell look like Mother Teresa" -
Janice Dickinson on Omarosa.


Face of Death

JLo going 80s!

These were taken yesterday. Damn, girl is looking ruff!

Stella McCartney goes discount!

Stella Mcartney will design a 40-piece collection for cheap clothes retailer H&M. The threads are due to hit stores this November.

Michelle & Kelly ride a Beyonce!

Hilary Muff gets ready to rim her dog!

Kindergarten Porn!

Oooooo, busted!!!! Kindergarten teachers in Romania are being investigated after tapes of them were found. The tapes contained semi-naked women wearing children's carnival costumes while drinking, smoking and playing sex games. The parties were held in the children's classroom!

No wonder I always had an intense craving for fish sticks in kindergarten!


Tara Reid takes her trashiness to the small screen!

Tara Reid
will be the new host of E! Wild On! Tara will now travel the globe, get drunk, fuck men and do loads of coke! Basically everything she does now, except she'll be getting paid for this shit.


Demi thinks Ashton is a fast cummer!

Demi Moore
may find herself a dumped bitch after she told Cynthia Rowley that Ashton "was kind of, like, fast." Cynthia is a fat mouth and shared this gossip with The New York Post, telling them: "I had a conversation with Demi about both of us dating younger men. We talked about sex. It wasn't graphic - it was just that sometimes it's faster with younger guys".

Yeah, what would you rather have a younger guy that cums too fast or an older guy that can't even cum at all!


The Coz will drug yo ass!

Bill Cosby has admitted to giving one of his accusers a blueberry muffin and an allergy pill, but denied ever touching her genitals! Andrea Constand accused Mr. Huxtable of drugging and touching her heinder in January. Billy admits to inviting Andrea over and giving her an allergy pill after she complained she had trouble sleeping, but denied sexually assaulting her. He also admits treating her to a muffin and tea in the morning. Billy also faces allegations from 12 other women.

Rudy Huxtable is so pissed at you, Billy!


Jlo can't handle the truth!

Jennifer Lopez
and her record label hired documentary filmmaker D A Pennebaker to helm a documentary on the making of her album Rebirth. The studio and label apparently loves the outcome of the film, but JLo is furious! Why? Because the documentary shows her treating her employees like shit and complaining about how bad her singing is. JLo refuses to endorse the documentary!

JLo don't you know anything? You sneak into the film room in the middle of the night and replace the reels with reels of The Care Bears Movie!

[via Liz!]

Crappier by the Dozen

Hilary Muff
will return to star alongside Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt in Cheaper by the Dozen 2. Eugene Levy will play a corporate warrior whose type-A personality pits him and his eight perfect blond children against Martin and his family at an annual neighborhood competition.


Madonna turns down Cannes!!!

Madonna was offered a spot on the judging panel at Cannes, something she would've creamed over probably 5 years ago, but she had to turn it down because of her commitment to the Kabbalah. Cannes cheif Thierry Fremaux said: "We talked about her being on the jury, but her religion meant this could not happen. It is a regret because she has valuable knowledge.

"She would have to return to London every Saturday, or maybe it was every Friday, so for two days during our festival she would not be here and that could not work."

Madge, isn't the Kabbalah's 15 minutes up?



From these sluts and Michael K! Oh and Happy Friday the 13th too!

R.I.P. Caryn from Survivor

Hot Slut of the Day!

Brenda K. Starr!

Birthday Sluts

Dennis Rodman (44)
Samantha Morton (28)
Darius Rucker (39)
Stevie Wonder (55)
Harvey Keitel (66)
Beatrice Arthur (82)

Thursday, May 12, 2005

The Cast of Gilligan's Island 2!!!

I guess the first one wasn't bad enough! The usual suspects are in order. The only recognizablefaces will be of the two Gingers: Angie Everheart and Erikia Eleniak. The show will premiere June 8th on TNT.

Read everyone's bio here!

The White Trash News

A man in Kentucky (only in Kentucky) has been arrested for driving drunk while riding a horse! Millard Drwyer (again only in Kentucky) was pulled over by a cop (not a horse) as he tried to steer his horse around the corner. Millard confessed to drinking a 12 pack of beer.

He was charged with DUI. Millard didn't think this was fair: "If they can charge you with something for being on an animal like that it shouldn't be DUI. Because a horse has a mind of its own,"


Goldie Hawn, WTF?!?

What the fuck is she wearing? And look at that gut!

Woody & Scarlett hit Cannes!

Why doesn't Soon-Yi ever wear make-up?

Scarlett has worn this tired dress so many times. Girl, you ain't Grace Kelly!

Michael K's current snack obsession!

These are so fucking delish!

Nick & Jessica seen out together!!!!

Here's some pics of them leaving Club Mood in Hollyweird. You know she was wishing that was some Knoxville!

Nicole Kidman?!?

Thanks to the hot Butterly for these pics!

Model 4 Christ

Remember Shannon from the first season of ANTM? She was first runner-up losing to Adrianne. Check out her blog, its crazy. Here is one my favorite quotes:

"I didn't win "America's Next Top Model," but the Lord did allow me to be runner-up. They were looking for a girl that would do anything, and they knew I would not. No matter how much I wanted to win, I wanted to leave this show being the same person I was, as when I first came on the show, and by Jesus' strength I was able to stand up for what I knew was right."

Xtina rocks it at a dyke bar!

Christina Aguilera recently went to GirlBar, a lesbian joint and rocked out with a hot dyke!

R.I.P. Brittany from America's Next Top Model

THIS AIN'T RIGHT!!! Brittany was the hottest bitch there and had the best personality! Most of you know of my fascination with Brittany. Anyhow, I knew this slut wasn't going to win but she deserved to be in the Final 3 at least! With that being said, my spoiler was a bit off. However, I stick with it. I think Keenyah is gone next leaving Naima and Kahlen as the Final 2.

Now, I must drown my sorrows in a pot of delicious chocolate soup so that I can forget about the betrayal that has been given to the gorgeous and effervescent Brittany!!!!

Let's just blow up Broadway!!!

Disney has decided that its next cash-cow will be Tarzan the Broadway musical! A casting notice has just gone out for the musical which is planning to bow on Broadway sometime in 2006.


Nicole Kidman is a SELFISH BITCH!!!

Nicole Kidman
said she would love to get pregnant so she can have bigger tits!

She said: "If I had my own baby, I would have bigger boobs. That's one of the good things I can think of that would come out of it!".

"I've always had trouble putting on weight, yet I've wanted curves my whole life. "I would like to look like Marilyn Monroe."

What a selfish bitch! But still really hot...


Paint your willy!

Will & Grace star, Eric McCormack let loose about his son's painting fascination.

McCormack says of Finnigan, "He's into finger-painting recently... and he was naked, running around and the finger paints were out...

"I looked away for a second and looked back and he was... painting his willy the way a woman would paint her nails, very, very delicate...

"He looked up and went, 'Pink!'"

Yeah, Eric...your son's a fag!


Sienna Miller ain't so hot, I guess

Sienna Miller
(known as Jude Law's bitch) was set to play Edie Segwick in a biopic called Factory Girl. However, the bitch got fired and she's devastated! Sienna was prepping to play Andy Warhol's muse and was really excited. However producers have decided that they want a "bigger name" and so they've moved on.

A source close to Sienna said: "Of course she's bitterly disappointed. Who wouldn't be? It's set to be a really shocking film but she was up for it, even the possibility of graphic sex scenes.

"She wanted to prove to people she's not just a boho (bohemian) fashion icon but a credible actress."


Jamie Foxx & Usher are your "Dreamgirls"

Jamie Foxx, Usher and Beyonce all seem to be on board Bill Condon's Dreamgirls, an adaptation of the stage musical. Eddie Murphy is also in negotiations to join the cast with shooting to begin in January.

Producers are currently on a nationwide search to cast the pivotal role of Effie, who belts out most of the musicals most memorable songs. They are looking to an unknown to fill this role.


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