Jennifer Garner is preggo!

Last week I posted a picture of Jenny Garner looking preggo. E! Online is reporting that Jenny is indeed 3 months preggo according to several friends of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck!

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Jake is Scrumptious!

Anna Nicole Smith in Loaded Magazine

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Take My Breast Implants!

Ewww...this is a really disgusting story. But apparently, Kimberly Stewart had her breast implants removed a couple of years ago. Now that's not the disgusting part...she fucking gave them to Jack Osbourne!

"She put them in a frame and signed them and gave them to my brother," Jack's sister, Kelly, told "Access Hollywood." "They are on the wall in his room. She is one of the funniest girls ever." When reached by the show, Stewart laughed and said, "Yes, I gave him my old implants."

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The Top 10 of 2005...So Far...This Week

Here is the Top 10 of 2005 so far...for this week...I didn't include films, because everything out there sucks!

Last Week's List

MUSIC:
10. Ivy "In the Clear" (Last Week: 9)
9. Jack Johnson "In Between Dreams"(8)
8. New Order "Waiting for the Sirens' Call" (10)
7. The Decemberists "Picaresque"(6)
6. Mariah Carey "The Emancipation of Mimi" (7)
5. 50 Cent "The Massacre" (3)
4. Tori Amos "The Beekeeper"(5)
3. Moby "Hotel"(2)
2. Emma Bunton "Free Me"(4)
1. LCD Soundsystem "LCD SoundSystem"(1)


TV:
10. Lost (10)
9. American Idol (7)
8. Showdog Mom and Dad's (4)
7. The Apprentice 3 (2)
6. The Amazing Race 7 (6)
5. Survivor (8)
4. Desperate Housewives (5)
3. Making the Band 3 (3)
2. Alias (9)
1. America's Next Top Model 4 (1)

Sharon Osbourne gets her tits done!

Sharon Osbourne just recently had breast implants to enhance her bosom!

Ozzy said, "She's great. She just had some new tits. They've only just been done. I've gotta wait to see what happens.

"I hope they've only put two there because there's not enough room (in the house) with the dogs already."

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Britney's starting to show!

Diana DeGarmo in her prom dress!!

That dress is really ugly!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Dedee Pfeiffer!

Birthday Sluts

Traci Lords (37)
Breckin Meyer (31)
Robin Strasser (60)

The hottest Paris Hilton review ever!

Do you take acting lessons?
Yes.

For how long?
I’ve been doing Meisner for three and half years. But I’ve always done…like since first grade I’ve done every single play, and I was always the lead. As a child I’ve grown up always wanting to act.

What was it like for you, with this being your first major film? Was it scary?
It was really exciting, to be able to do one of Joel Silver’s films. When I got the call, I was like so…excited. It was fun, it was a great experience.

Have you turned down lots of other projects?
Yeah, I got sent over 100 scripts, and I turned down every single one.

Have you seen the original HOUSE OF WAX?

Yes, I went and bought it that day. Ours is hotter than that one.

In what way?
Vincent Price is not as hot as me and Elisha.

Did you have to be cast for the wax replica?
Yes, I hated it. They put like, straws in my nose, and I couldn’t breathe, it was so scary.

What’s next for you in terms of feature film projects? Do you have something in the pipeline?
I just finished, I wrapped last week, a movie called BOTTOMS UP, which is a romantic comedy. Now I have a couple of other projects lined up that we’re doing. And I’ll be going to Greece in September to do another film.

What’s your character in BOTTOMS UP?
I play Lisa Mancini, who’s like this Italian girl, and her father’s the head of this movie studio, and all this stuff happens. And basically, people think she’s going to be stuck up as well, but they find out that she runs her own homeless shelter and she does all these things, and she’s sweet and cute.

How would you characterize your strip scene? Would you say it was hot?
Really hot, yeah. I was so nervous to do that, because when you see your body really huge, you’re like, scared. But it looks really good.

Did you practice?
No. I had my song playing…I don’t like the song they picked. Sorry Joel.

What song was it?
“Screwed”. It was like me singing and dancing, so I could dance sexy and feel comfortable. It’s my single from my album.

When does your album come out?
August.

Why do you like acting?
I just love it, and I love being there, being on set.

Who’s your inspiration?
I love Marilyn Monroe.

What was it about her?
I think like me, she didn’t really care what anyone thinks, she was happy, smiling, and she just…I don’t know, I just thought she was always so beautiful, and she just seemed magical.

Do you want to act long term?
Yeah. I’ll have kids and stuff like that, so I’ll only do very few special projects. I just do it because I love it. I’m not doing it to be famous or doing it for the money. I’m doing it because I love it.

Is there a dream project that you would like to do?
I really want to do a movie with the Farrelly Brothers. I’ve seen THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY so many times, I just watched it last night. They’re so funny. All their movies are so good.

You’re cross pollinating over into so many forms of media. Do you worry about overexposure?
No.

Why is that?
With me, I’m a brand, and that’s how I am, I’m not categorized as one thing. I don’t know…people love it!

When did you figure out your brand? Who you were going to be?
I always wanted to build a brand, when I was younger…like Barbie is a brand. I knew that I could be like that…American Princess. I love Princess Diana.

What do you think made the SIMPLE LIFE such a successful show?
I just think it’s a fun show. You get to see me doing things I would never do. People would love to see me milking a cow, or working at McDonald’s, doing all these jobs that I would never do, I’ve never had to do these things in my life. I think it’s funny to see someone so out of their place. I love it, I think it’s fun to watch.

Are you going to do another season?
Yes.

Xtina leaving an L.A .Restaurant last night..

Damn she looks scary!

Maddox must be the cutest lil' boy on earth!

R.I.P. Gregg from Survivor

They sure snowed him!

Emily & Jacob top baby names, AGAIN!

Top 10 Girls:

1. Emily
2. Emma
3. Madison
4. Olivia
5. Hannah
6. Abigail
7. Isabella
8. Ashley
9. Samantha
10. Elizabeth

Top 10 Boys:

1. Jacob
2. Michael (DUH!)
3. Joshua
4. Matthew
5. Ethan
6. Andrew
7. Daniel
8. William
9. Joseph
10. Christopher

Ashlee's Dishwater hair!

Whores College

I should've went this fucking school! A group of sex workers have created a workshop in which they are calling Whores College. It was organized as part of the San Francisco Sex Worker Film and Arts Festival.

Marketing, maintaining a professional appearance and ethical standards were among the subjects covered.

The seminar also included practical advice for sex workers on self defence, STDs and avoiding arrest.

Key note speakers will be Paris Hilton, Tara Reid & Lindsay Lohan!

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Paula Abdul to be on "SNL" this weekend!

There's currently tons of controversy surrounding Paula Abdul due to the allegations from Corey Clark that they banged while he was a contestant and she was a judge on Season 2 of American Idol. Paula has been quite hush hush about the whole thing. But it looks like she will come out of her silence on this Saturday's SNL with guest-host Johnny Knoxville.

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Carmen Electra is one of the dumbest sluts ever!

Dave Navarro and his wife, Carmen Electra have discovered after months of living in their house that they are indeed living in the wrong one!!!

Carmen says, "The weird thing is that when we bought the house I thought it was a different house. I got the houses confused. (I realized) the day that I was moving in. I walked in the living room and I said, 'Honey, this isn't the house!'

"I (now) love the house. I was a little disappointed because I thought the pool was somewhere else. It threw me off a little bit, but I love the house, I've gotten used to it."

Bitch, don't you have an assistant that keeps track of this shit?

Pammy + Stephen = OVER

This slut goes through men the way I go through buckets of chicken! Pamela Anderson and Stephen Dorff are done! Pamela didn't see the relationship going anywhere so she ended it. Yeah right, she just wanted to knock the boots and now she doesn't want his stale meat anymore! Damn, we though Angelina was the man eater!

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Ozzy Osbourne has Parkin Syndrome

Ozzy Osbourne has been diagnosed with Parkin Syndrome and will have to take medication daily the rest of his life. Ozzy had initially thought his constant shakes were due to the years of drug and booze abuse. But doctors have told him he inherited the disease from relatives.

Ozzy said: "I'd always assumed it was the booze and stuff. Now I've found it all stems from the family. It's called Parkin but it's not Parkinson's. Anything to do with the central nervous system has the word Parkin in it.

"A doctor in Los Angeles tried to tell me I had multiple sclerosis. And I believed him until I had a second opinion. When I told my sisters she said, 'Not you as well? Mum had that and Auntie Elsie and your grandma.' I'm like, 'Thanks for f**king telling me'. Me walking around thinking I've got some drug paralysis."

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The Da Vinci Code Poster

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The new Macbeths

Phillip Seymour Hoffman will be Macbeth and Jennifer Connelly will be his Lady Macbeth in a new adaptation of the Shakespeare tragedy to be shot later this year. Todd Louiso is set direct in London with a release date next year.

Could work, at least Jen's the right age to play Lady Macbeth! They always cast old fucks in that role!

Chad Michael Murray and the bra on his head!

Is this a new trend in Hollyweird that nobody told me about?!?

Posh & Becks in Venice!!

God, she's perfect!

Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts?

A couple? What would they talk about? They'd bore eachother to death! They're both drips!

R.I.P. Craig from The Apprentice

It's down to Tana & Kendra! Those two sluts are gonna fight it out!

Eva Pigford in Apple Bottom Jeans

At least she got something for fucking Missy Elliot!



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Stars at some MTV event in NYC!

Jessica Simpson = Not so fresh


Tara & Tommy = Skanky squared!


Mariah Carey = Huge forehead


Fergie = Wannabe Olsen


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Jake Gyllenhaal & Catalina Sandino Moreno?!?

The two were seen "making out" at Bungalow 8 in NYC. She's hot, sort of.

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Hot Slut of the Day!

Shoe Queen: Imelda Marcos!

Birthday Sluts

George Clooney (44)
Melania Knauss (35)
Roma Downey (45)

Paris on Paris

Paris Hilton has been dating Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis for about several months now, but she's already saying he's the one for her ass.

She says, "I know he's not using me. This is like the first time in my life I don't have to worry about that.

"(The relationship is) very serious. We live together, we're still in love. We're gonna get married and have kids and be together. We're soulmates, I'm so happy. I've never been this happy in my life. This is like amazing. I know he's the one."

Didn't this slut say the EXACT same thing about Nick Carter?

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Parker Posey, what the hell are you wearing?!?

R.I.P. Christina from America's Next Top Model

Christina, I will miss your Village of the Damned eyes!

P.S - If you want to see who wins, read my spoiler from a couple weeks ago.

See a dead rat? Don't pick it up! Paint it!

OMG, I love these kind of stories. There's this dude in Australia, right. He owns some cafe. Well, health inspectors received a tip and went to the restaurant and smelled a "distinct musty rodent odor." The inspectors then noticed the rat completely covered in red paint.

What the hell? They didn't think anbybody would notice a painted fucking rat?!?

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Hot Quote of the Day!

"What's that?" — Paris Hilton, when asked if she reads blogs.

Mother's Day!

What are you sluts getting your mommy's for Mother's Day? I need ideas!

Rosie on "Fallen Idol"

If you haven't read Rosie O'Donnell's blog yet, it's a must read everyday! This bitch is crazy!

Here's her take on last night's PrimeTime Live special Fallen Idol which was supposed to blow the lid on American Idol. Let me just say that show sucked! But I love Paula even more, because she's such a wreck!

Here's what Rosie had to say:

ok that corey kid is on now
with john quiones
who is acting like
this is a story of vital importance

so paula tried to help
a 22 yr old unemployed
almost handsome
young man with a criminal record

she bought him clothes
and a cell phone
then - they had sex
wow
2 adults
who gives a shit

this kid is a twerp
keeping receipts
and phone records
preparing for betrayal

between the runaway bride
the 10 pound hamburger
michael jackson
and now cruddy corey
i’m beginning to lose hope

i wonder if we will ever
again
get real news
in this country

disfunction junction
the art of distraction
fallen idol
the journalist says
as if it matters

Jessica Alba is a bitch!

So..Jessica Alba was at the Coldplay concert in Vegas when Tobey Maguire approached her and the two talked for a few minutes. After Tobey left, Jessica blurted to her friends "He's fucking huge!" sending everyone into laughter!

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Hot Slut of the Month: KYRA SUNDANCE & CHALCY!

We at The D-List are happy to announce that the lovely Kyra Sundance and her pal/girlfriend Chalcy are April's Hot Sluts of the Month!!!!



Read their bio here!

That President Bush says the darndest things!

President Bush had a Cinco De Mayo party yesterday on May 4th!

The way I see it is mi casa es su casa (my house is your house)," Georgey told his guests.

"I always look forward to Cinco de Mayo especially because it gives me a chance to practice my Spanish," he said. "My only problem this year is I scheduled the dinner on cuatro de Mayo. Next year, I'm going to have to work on my math."

Madonna doesn't want to be no Godmother!

Apparently, Britney Spears asked Madonna to be her baby's Godmother. But Madge turned the bitch down! Why? Because Madge said she was too busy!

An insider said: "Britney was so disappointed but told Madonna she understands."

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Why, Posh Why?!?!?

Posh Beckham is planning to get back to her "musical roots." Apparently, she is either planning to reform the Spice Girls next July for their 10th Anniversary or start a band of her own. She is so sick of being known as "David Beckham's Wife" and wants to have a career of her own.

Posh, you are the most gorgeous woman in the world. Why on earth do you want to degrade yourself by working?!?

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Goldie Hawn "Sluts, its ok if your man cheats!"

Goldie Hawn is a hot bitch and now she's blabbing around town that its ok for men to cheat.

"It's biologically correct in the species" she said
"I think that a lot of people cheat, they don't tell that they're cheating. I think that there's a great promise to believe you can be with one person only for the rest of your life" She confessed that she's never asked Kurt Russell if he's been with another person since they have been together. "It's just the way I try and keep myself feeling happy because otherwise we're going to be feeling miserable all the time because women's relationships with other men, and the way they get turned on, is quite different. It's much more personal, it's more sensitive."
"Frankly, how would you like it, as women, to have testosterone running through your body every day; walking out and having to deal with this every day when they don't have control."

Goldie Hawn is currently hawking her autobiography A Lotus in the Mud. GROSS!

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The Photoshop Awards: CZJ in the Zorro 2 Poster

R.I.P. Scott Savol from American Idol

Good Mittens! Ugh, he was so gross!

Julia Roberts so wants another Oscar!

Michael Cunningham of The Hours fame is currently adapting a big screen version of the Lolly Winston novel Good Grief for Julia Roberts to star.

Julia would play the novel's 36-year-old protagonist, who tries to piece her life back together after losing her husband to cancer.

Somebody tell Julia to get off the big-screen and take care of her GD kids!

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Carrie & Scarlett out of "Mission Impossible 3"

J.J. Abrams confirmed that he is still attached to direct Mission Impossible 3. However, he also confirmed that Carrie-Anne Moss and Scarlett Johansson were no longer part of the cast, but he didn't say who was going to replace them.

J.J. said that production should start sometime in July with filming to take place "all over the world." Whatever that means.

Paramount is targeting a Summer 2006 release.

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Katie Holmes still has that gross herpes shit on her face!

But at least she's dressed better...

Tinkerbell's back, bitches!

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Happy Cinco De Mayo!!!!

From Michael K & Bimbo!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Shanice!

Birthday Sluts

Kurt Loder (60)
Tina Yothers (32)
Richard E. Grant (48)
Roger Rees (61)
Tammy Wynette (63)

This gives a new meaning to "Cum on my face!"

A new face moisturizer is all the rage in Mexico! The moisturizer is made out of jizz, sperm, semen, cum, baby batter, whatever you call it.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturizer."

I've had lots of semen on my face and my skin still isn't as smooth as a baby's butt!

P.S - Look at that bitch! How can she be a fucking spokeswhore for any kind of facial product?!?

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Angie's in Pakistan...

Doing peace work or something like that...Do you think she's thinking of Bradley?

Why does she always look so fucking hot?!?

How much of a slut are you?

...start with 100% and subtract 5% for each thing you've done on the list...

My score is at the bottom!

1. smoked
2. drank
3. done drug
4. have fingered/been fingered
5. given a handjob/gotten a handjob
6. french kissed
7. felt someone up/been felt up
8. given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob
9. licked out someone/been licked out
10. had sex
11. had a threesome
12. given or taken it in the butt
13. made a sex tape
14. done any sexual act on a school campus
15. peed on someone's lawn while drunk
16. had sex/messed around in your room while your parents were home
17. had sex/messed around in a public place or somewhere where there was at least one person present
18. gotten caught having a party
19. used sex toys
20. snuck into someone's room/your own room after being out

Michael K - 10% (I'm a slut!!!!)

Thanks to Scott for sending me this shit!

President Jagger to you, bitches!

Bianca Jagger would love to run for President! Yes, you heard right. She told The Daily Telegraph "Next year's election will be too soon, but I am preparing to run in the one after".

"I feel having a proper political position will allow me to get better results. I care very much for the people of Nicaragua and want to help them all I can"

The article didn't say for which country. I'm confused, but I still want to be your campaign manager Bianca!

The MTV Movie Award Nominations are in!

I can't believe they do this shit!


Mean Girls and Anchorman led the nominations.

See the rest here!

Phone Sex with Robbie Williams!

Sharon Osbourne was staying at a Los Angeles hotel recently when she decided to ring her husband's suite in the same hotel. When he answered she asked "Are you naked?"

And the other man on the line joked with Sharon until she realized it wasn't her husband, it was Robbie Williams!

You know she went all out with Robbie on the phone, shit I would!

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R.I.P. Meredith & Gretchen from The Amazing Race

I was actually rooting for these sluts! They did go far though!

Angelina & Brad making animal madness!!!

Angie and Brad were making so much noise during their recent romantic African holiday that security was called to their hotel suite.

According to Star Magazine, a hotel employee says the noises "sounded like a wounded animal, like someone being killed!"

"worried guards grabbed their weapons," rushed to Pitt and Jolie's suite and "hammered furiously on the door with their clubs." Suddenly, the screams stopped, and Pitt's voice was hearing saying "Everything is cool guys," he supposedly said. "You can leave — we're OK."

Damn, if only I was a fly on their wall!


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Tara Reid and Tommy Lee?!? This is a match made in a Trailer!

Tara Reid has met her match in Tommy Lee. The two have been spotted in Vegas, Colorado and now NYC.



In related news...The Surgeon General has posted a warning for NYC residents:

If you see Tara Reid and Tommy Lee, keep at least 40 yards away. Their skankiness could be contagious and possibly deadly!

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Madonna shocked at gays!

Madonna was left shocked at a recent signing for her children's book The Adventures of Abdi.

She said "It was all gay men apart from one woman with her child. I was so shocked."

Um duh, because only gay men and fag hags love you!


When I googled Madonna, I found this picture. I think its from her Blonde Ambition days. Her hair looks so silky!

Danny Bonaduce in Rehab again?!?

Wasn't he just in Rehab. Danny Bonaduce of The Partridge Family has checked into a clinic for alcohol abuse. Danny currently hosts a morning radio show in L.A. that my mother absolutely worships!

Am I wrong or hasn't he been in Rehab several times?

Colin Farrell wanted some Eileen Atkins ass!

British legend, Eileen Atkins claims that Colin Farrell wanted to sleep with her. The 70-year-old actress said "Three weeks before my 70th birthday, a simply stunning, gorgeous big film star came into my hotel room for sex without strings. I spent two and a half hours saying no, but it cheered me up fantastically. "

I said no, in the end because he said, 'The reason you won't do it is because your body isn't as good as it was when you were young, isn't it? But I don't care about that.' "But I'm too proud of how I looked when I was younger. My body is still the same weight, but it's all distributed in a different way."

"I can confirm that it is Colin Farrell that made the advance."

For once in my life, I'm speechless!

Paris Hilton, a mother?

Paris Hilton has said she wants kids with her current boyfriend Paris Latsis in the next 2 years, because she feels she's accomplished so much at her age.

"I want to have kids in the next two years because I know that completes your life. I've had so much fun, and had a great life. I've accomplished everything that I wanted to accomplish and I think that when I have kids that'll make me happier than I already am."

Paris, you dumb bitch you've only been with your man less than a year and you're already talking kids?!?

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Sweet Charity opens tonight on Broadway!

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Cate Blanchett is the hardest working woman in Hollywood!

Cate Blanchett has signed on to star alongside Brad Pitt in the adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald story The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which David Fincher will direct.

The story centers on an elderly man who gets younger as time passes and encounters complications when, at age 50, he falls in love with a woman who is 30.

Brad and Cate are already working on a project called Babel together. And Cate is also next to film The Good German with George Clooney.

Lindsay Lohan: Crack Whore

Girl, eat something!!! And take some vitamins, shit!



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Katie Holmes is back from her romantic weekend with Tom Cruise...but..

What's that rash on her bottom lip? Did she get warts on her mouth from Tom?!?



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Ashlee's new hair! Back to Brunette, sort of?

What color is this? It looks like dishwater!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Naomi Campbell

Birthday Sluts

Pia Zadora (51)
Ana Gasteyer (38)

Jessica Simpson & Fred Durst?!? DISGUSTING!

God she's a slut! The Las Vegas Review Journal is reporting that Jessica Simpson and Fred Durst were all over eachother this past weekend.

If Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey weren’t officially over, they could be after this hits the headlines: she and Limp Bizkit horndog Fred Durst were all over each other in the Body English VIP booth during the Hard Rock Hotel’s 10th anniversary celebration.

Ewww, she is a slut!

Posh is so rich!!!!

David Beckham has been named highest paid soccer player in the world according to France Football Magazine. Becks makes about $32 Million a year. No wonder you're so fucking hot, Posh!

What is gong on in this picture?

The Photoshop Awards: Kelly Clarkson

A Scanner Darkly

Could be bad...could be good?

The Mr. and Mrs. Smith Site has gone live!

Check it out!

Nicole Kidman VS Bryce Dallas Howard

Nicole Kidman and Bryce Dallas Howard are playing the same character in Lars Von Trier's trilogy. Nicole Kidman played the character of Grace in Dogville and now Bryce Dallas Howard will play Grace in the upcoming Manderlay. They even have the same coat!

HoHan to visit Iraq?

Apparently Lindsay Sluthan is thinking about touring Iraq and the troops this summer. She's due for a summer tour in Europe to promote her new flick Herbie.

Lohan's representative says, "She has mentioned traveling to Iraq. But nothing is definite yet."

Hmm...I sense a gang bang in Iraq very soon...

So I went to see House of Wax...

This shit was hot, let me just say. I could give you a full review, but I'm too lazy to write. Basically, its about these 6 kids who are on their way to a football game. It gets too late, so they stop to camp basically in the middle of nowhere. Cliche after cliche... Anyway, to make a long story short, they end up being killed off one by one by this crazy killer who wants to turn them into wax statues. Basic plot.

So now to the good stuff. Paris actually isn't so bad. She's not a fucking good actress, but she's not terrible. She basically plays her own, slutty self. And her death scene is nothing to write home about.



Ok, so you should see it if you get a chance, if not, nothing lost. But the main killer totally looks like Michael Jackson!

More Costume Institute Gala Photos!

Anna Wintour


Marilyn Manson & Dita Von Teese


Naomi Watts


Lil' Kim


Zac Posen


Carmen Electra

Bai Ling cut out of "Star Wars, Episode III"?!?

This can't be! But Bai Ling has been cut out of the upcoming Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. She claims its because she will be seen nude in next month's Playboy.

"I just found out that my part has been completely cut out of the upcoming 'Star Wars' movie. I do not know what happened," Ling said.

George Lucas, you are making a big mistake! Bai Ling is a hot slut!

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The MET's Costume Institute Gala celebrating Chanel

This shit was last night and the stars were out looking like gaudy messes!

Melania & Donald Trump


Marcia Gay Harden


The Olsens


Jennifer Connelly channeling Carol Channing


Jessica Simpson


Karolina Kurkova

Nicole Kidman


Donatella Versace channeling a dude

Elizabeth Berkley heads to "Hurlyburly"

Goddamnit! I just saw this shit and now comes word that one of my faves will star in it! Yes, our favorite Showgirl, Elizabeth Berkley will replace Catherine Kellner in Off-Broadway's Hurlyburly. Catherine left due to "personal reasons." Lizzie is currently in rehearsals and will start performances once she is ready. She will join Parker Posey, Ethan Hawke and Bobby Cannavale.

ALL OF YOU MUST WATCH "FALLEN IDOL"

Paula Abdul is a naughty girl and soon all her trash will be our treasures! ABC will air their special Fallen Idol which will expose many details of the hit show American Idol. They will address Paula Abdul's alledged affair with Idol contestant Corey Clark and what's even better is they say they have tapes to prove it! Hot messages that Paula left Corey. Damn this is getting soooo goood!

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Britney's positive pregnancy test sold at auction?

This shit is so weird, but apparently an internet casino called GoldenPalace.com has sold Britney Spear's positive pregnancy test. The test was found at a Los Angeles hotel where Brit and her hubby, Kevin Federline were staying. A spokesperson for GoldenPalace.com said that the proceeds will go to charity.

Who the hell would buy that shit?!? Ok, I would.

Jennifer Garner preggo or just bloated?

And the pregnancy rumors continue...!!!!

MARCO?? ..... DAMON!!!!

Oh yes ladies and gents, Matt Damon has been tapped to play our favorite pool game, Marco Polo! The film is being described as a historical epic based on Marco Polo's autobiography Travels. What are these Hollywood executives thinking? Matt Damon as Marco Polo, I hope they cast Chad Michael Murray as Christopher Columbus!

Megan Mullally, talk show host?

Megan Mullally is in FINAL talks to get her own talk show next year for NBC. She would work around her Will & Grace schedule. No word yet on the format.



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Hot Slut of the Day!

Maxine Nightingale

Birthday Sluts

Bobby Cannavale (34)
Kimora Lee Simmons (30)
Damon Dash (34)

Paris and her Wax Figure

Both are equally slutty!

Teri's got a boy toy!

Hot Slut of the Week: KYRA SUNDANCE & CHALCY

This month The D-List Slut Committee decided to award their third highest honor to the wonderful Kyra Sundance and her pal Chalcy.



Many of you do not know of them. But they can currently be seen on Bravo's Showdog Mom and Dads. We have taken this bio straight from their website:

Kyra and Chalcy are an inseparable pair, and are scarcely recognized without the other! Kyra is co-owner of a corporate internet applications development firm and Chalcy goes to work with her every day. Chalcy's job is to greet delivery men at the door and run their packages back to the employee offices!



Kyra and Chalcy have performed for audiences worldwide and are regular performers at fairs, halftime shows, schools, circuses, corporate events, and private functions. Television audiences across America, Europe, Japan, and Korea have been amazed with Kyra & Chalcy's incredible teamwork, athleticism, and cooperation.

We love you Kyra Sundance and we love you more Chalcy!

A dog feeding two tigers!

Only in China folks!

Marcia Cross & Felicity Huffman get down!

At the GLAAD Media awards.

Past ANTM Contestants

Yaya from last Season looking hot!



Mercedes from Season 2! Damn she's not looking good!



April from Season 2, remember this bitch?



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Dustin wants Jake!

Me thinks these are old pics, but Jake is ripped in this shit!

A pic from Paris Hilton's banned Carl's Jr commercial!

Paris Hilton shot a commercial for fast-food joint Carl's Jr. But apparently executives deemed it too sexy and it won't see the light of day. Here's a screenshot of it:



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Damn, Matthew McConaughey even looks fine brushing his teeth!

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Blind Items from Page Six

WHICH newly married actor isn't so faithful? Before he walked down the aisle with his lovely actress wife, he walked into a bedroom and got nasty with a hard-partying Hollywood starlet whom many know intimately?

I'm thinking the newly married actor is Chad Michael Murray. And the starlet is Paris Hilton. Although I don't think she was at his wedding.

WHICH diminutive rock star isn't so faithful to his lovely wife? While she keeps the home fires burning, he's out being bad with an exotic woman?

I'm thinking Royston Langdon who is like 5'2'' and is married to Liv Tyler.

WHICH skirt-chasing actor has been two-timing not only his wife, but the sexy blond superstar that he's been cheating with? The horndog was spotted making out with a lithe young lovely in front of the Mercer Hotel before checking into a suite for more naughtiness?

I'm thinking Johnny Knoxville and the blond superstar is Jessica Simpson. That one's easy!

Meryl Streep is "The Devil"

Meryl Streep will play a bitchy magazine editor in the film version of The Devil Wears Prada which is based on a novel by Lauren Weisberger.

The flick is about a young woman who goes to New York to work for an all-powerful magazine editor named Miranda Priestly.

Lauren was once assistant to scary Editatrix Anna Wintour!

Stars flock to Bob Dylan!

Several stars have joined the cast of Todd Haynes (Far From Heaven) Bob Dylan biopic I'm Not There. Each star will play Bob Dylan at a time in his life in a very unconvential, but hot approach. Cate Blanchett, Colin Farrell, Adrien Brody, Richard Gere and Julianne Moore have all joined the flick which plans to shoot this fall.

Beyonce was once rumored to take part in the cast, thank the lord this is not happening!

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Ed Harris as Beethoven

Here is your first look at Ed Harris in Copying Beethoven where he plays Ed Harris. Diane Krueger joins him!




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Justin Timberlake doing "Shrek 3"

Justin Timberlake has been added to the voice cast of Shrek 3. He joins Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Antonio Banderas and Cameron Diaz for the film set to hit theaters May 18, 2007. JT will voice a young King Arthur.

2007?!? I can't even think that far ahead! JT you call me when we're almost there.

JLo looks homeless!

The Young Hollywood Awards

The stars were out!!!


Jessica Alba looks akward!


Blonde does not work for Lindsay Lohan!


Marcia Cross looks like a dream!


Gwen Stefani is a wreck! Those white hose are disgusting!


Jamie Lynn Spears what are you doing?!?

Mr. and Mrs. Smith do Java

Hot Slut of the Day!

Tracy Nelson!

Birthday Sluts

David Beckham (30)
Jenna von Oy (28)
The Rock (33)
Christine Baranski (53)
Bianca Jagger (60)

Cameron and Justin getting married next Saturday?

News of the World is reporting that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz are to set to marry May 7th in Nice, France. Details of the secret ceremony leaked because one of Ozzy Osbourne's aides told the News Of The World the Osbournes wouldn't be able to attend daughter Kelly Osbourne's gig in London on Saturday "because they'll be in Nice for JT's wedding".

An insider at the hotel tells the publication, "It is fully booked for a special event next weekend. They have booked the whole hotel."

A source adds, "Justin and Cameron are used to living in the public eye but really wanted to be able to get married out of the spotlight.

"They knew if they did it in LA it would turn into a media circus so they went abroad.

Joan Collins rips her hair out!

This is the hottest story I've ever read! Well, today anyway. Joan Collins was recently shooting a TV show in St. Tropez when things weren't really going the way Joan planned. Joan started to get increasingly upset during the shoot. Finally, Joan couldn't take it anymore and she ripped off her wig and threw it at a tree! HOT!!!

A source tells the The Daily Mail, "Joan was getting more and more worked up as the scene was going from bad to worse. "We had all had enough, but then something happened that made Joan lose it.

"She was in such a rage she literally ended up pulling her hair out and flinging her hairpiece into a nearby tree.

"It was not the easiest thing to recover. Fortunately she managed to keep a sense of humour and later relayed the tale to everyone else.

"It's a blessing for her it wasn't actually captured on film, the footage would be absolutely priceless."

If by a miracle anybody can find pics or footage on this, e-mail to me please!!!!!

The Top 10 of 2005, So Far....For this Week...

Here is the Top 10 of 2005 so far...for this week...I didn't include films, because everything out there sucks!

Last Week's List

MUSIC:
10. New Order "Waiting for the Sirens' Call" (Last Week: 10)
9. Ivy "In the Clear" (9)
8. Jack Johnson "In Between Dreams"(8)
7. Mariah Carey "The Emancipation of Mimi" (7)
6. The Decemberists "Picaresque"(6)
5. Tori Amos "The Beekeeper"(5)
4. Emma Bunton "Free Me"(4)
3. 50 Cent "The Massacre" (1)
2. Moby "Hotel"(3)
1. LCD Soundsystem "LCD SoundSystem"(2)


TV:
10. Lost (2)
9. Alias (9)
8. Survivor (n/a)
7. American Idol (8)
6. The Amazing Race 7 (7)
5. Desperate Housewives (3)
4. Showdog Mom and Dad's (4)
3. Making the Band 3 (n/a)
2. The Apprentice 3 (6)
1. America's Next Top Model 4 (1)

Your first look at "Chronicles of Narnia"

Although these pics are a bit small, these are the first production stills from the upcoming The Chronicles of Narnia courtesy of Newsweek.

Avril Lavigne is the new party girl!

She's drunk like every night. And she was drunk again the other night:

Hot Slut of the Day!

Tamlyn Tomita

Birthday Sluts

Tim McGraw (38)
Julie Benz (33)
Wes Anderson (36)
Joanna Lumley (59)
John Woo (59)