Dlisted: 05/01/2005 - 05/08/2005

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Jennifer Garner is preggo!


Last week I posted a picture of Jenny Garner looking preggo. E! Online is reporting that Jenny is indeed 3 months preggo according to several friends of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck!

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Jake is Scrumptious!

Anna Nicole Smith in Loaded Magazine



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Take My Breast Implants!


Ewww...this is a really disgusting story. But apparently, Kimberly Stewart had her breast implants removed a couple of years ago. Now that's not the disgusting part...she fucking gave them to Jack Osbourne!

"She put them in a frame and signed them and gave them to my brother," Jack's sister, Kelly, told "Access Hollywood." "They are on the wall in his room. She is one of the funniest girls ever." When reached by the show, Stewart laughed and said, "Yes, I gave him my old implants."

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The Top 10 of 2005...So Far...This Week

Here is the Top 10 of 2005 so far...for this week...I didn't include films, because everything out there sucks!

Last Week's List

MUSIC:

10. Ivy "In the Clear" (Last Week: 9)
9. Jack Johnson "In Between Dreams"(8)
8. New Order "Waiting for the Sirens' Call" (10)
7. The Decemberists "Picaresque"(6)
6. Mariah Carey "The Emancipation of Mimi" (7)
5. 50 Cent "The Massacre" (3)
4. Tori Amos "The Beekeeper"(5)
3. Moby "Hotel"(2)
2. Emma Bunton "Free Me"(4)
1. LCD Soundsystem "LCD SoundSystem"(1)


TV:
10. Lost (10)
9. American Idol (7)
8. Showdog Mom and Dad's (4)
7. The Apprentice 3 (2)
6. The Amazing Race 7 (6)
5. Survivor (8)
4. Desperate Housewives (5)
3. Making the Band 3 (3)
2. Alias (9)
1. America's Next Top Model 4 (1)

Sharon Osbourne gets her tits done!


Sharon Osbourne
just recently had breast implants to enhance her bosom!

Ozzy said, "She's great. She just had some new tits. They've only just been done. I've gotta wait to see what happens.

"I hope they've only put two there because there's not enough room (in the house) with the dogs already."

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Britney's starting to show!

Diana DeGarmo in her prom dress!!

That dress is really ugly!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Dedee Pfeiffer!

Birthday Sluts


Traci Lords (37)
Breckin Meyer (31)
Robin Strasser (60)

Friday, May 06, 2005

The hottest Paris Hilton review ever!



Do you take acting lessons?

Yes.

For how long?
I’ve been doing Meisner for three and half years. But I’ve always done…like since first grade I’ve done every single play, and I was always the lead. As a child I’ve grown up always wanting to act.

What was it like for you, with this being your first major film? Was it scary?
It was really exciting, to be able to do one of Joel Silver’s films. When I got the call, I was like so…excited. It was fun, it was a great experience.

Have you turned down lots of other projects?
Yeah, I got sent over 100 scripts, and I turned down every single one.

Have you seen the original HOUSE OF WAX?

Yes, I went and bought it that day. Ours is hotter than that one.

In what way?
Vincent Price is not as hot as me and Elisha.

Did you have to be cast for the wax replica?
Yes, I hated it. They put like, straws in my nose, and I couldn’t breathe, it was so scary.

What’s next for you in terms of feature film projects? Do you have something in the pipeline?
I just finished, I wrapped last week, a movie called BOTTOMS UP, which is a romantic comedy. Now I have a couple of other projects lined up that we’re doing. And I’ll be going to Greece in September to do another film.

What’s your character in BOTTOMS UP?
I play Lisa Mancini, who’s like this Italian girl, and her father’s the head of this movie studio, and all this stuff happens. And basically, people think she’s going to be stuck up as well, but they find out that she runs her own homeless shelter and she does all these things, and she’s sweet and cute.

How would you characterize your strip scene? Would you say it was hot?
Really hot, yeah. I was so nervous to do that, because when you see your body really huge, you’re like, scared. But it looks really good.

Did you practice?
No. I had my song playing…I don’t like the song they picked. Sorry Joel.

What song was it?
“Screwed”. It was like me singing and dancing, so I could dance sexy and feel comfortable. It’s my single from my album.

When does your album come out?
August.

Why do you like acting?
I just love it, and I love being there, being on set.

Who’s your inspiration?
I love Marilyn Monroe.

What was it about her?
I think like me, she didn’t really care what anyone thinks, she was happy, smiling, and she just…I don’t know, I just thought she was always so beautiful, and she just seemed magical.

Do you want to act long term?
Yeah. I’ll have kids and stuff like that, so I’ll only do very few special projects. I just do it because I love it. I’m not doing it to be famous or doing it for the money. I’m doing it because I love it.

Is there a dream project that you would like to do?
I really want to do a movie with the Farrelly Brothers. I’ve seen THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY so many times, I just watched it last night. They’re so funny. All their movies are so good.

You’re cross pollinating over into so many forms of media. Do you worry about overexposure?
No.

Why is that?
With me, I’m a brand, and that’s how I am, I’m not categorized as one thing. I don’t know…people love it!

When did you figure out your brand? Who you were going to be?
I always wanted to build a brand, when I was younger…like Barbie is a brand. I knew that I could be like that…American Princess. I love Princess Diana.

What do you think made the SIMPLE LIFE such a successful show?
I just think it’s a fun show. You get to see me doing things I would never do. People would love to see me milking a cow, or working at McDonald’s, doing all these jobs that I would never do, I’ve never had to do these things in my life. I think it’s funny to see someone so out of their place. I love it, I think it’s fun to watch.

Are you going to do another season?
Yes.

Xtina leaving an L.A .Restaurant last night..

Damn she looks scary!

Maddox must be the cutest lil' boy on earth!



R.I.P. Gregg from Survivor


They sure snowed him!

Emily & Jacob top baby names, AGAIN!



Top 10 Girls:

1. Emily
2. Emma
3. Madison
4. Olivia
5. Hannah
6. Abigail
7. Isabella
8. Ashley
9. Samantha
10. Elizabeth

Top 10 Boys:

1. Jacob
2. Michael (DUH!)
3. Joshua
4. Matthew
5. Ethan
6. Andrew
7. Daniel
8. William
9. Joseph
10. Christopher

Ashlee's Dishwater hair!

Whores College


I should've went this fucking school! A group of sex workers have created a workshop in which they are calling Whores College. It was organized as part of the San Francisco Sex Worker Film and Arts Festival.

Marketing, maintaining a professional appearance and ethical standards were among the subjects covered.

The seminar also included practical advice for sex workers on self defence, STDs and avoiding arrest.

Key note speakers will be Paris Hilton, Tara Reid & Lindsay Lohan!

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Paula Abdul to be on "SNL" this weekend!


There's currently tons of controversy surrounding Paula Abdul due to the allegations from Corey Clark that they banged while he was a contestant and she was a judge on Season 2 of American Idol. Paula has been quite hush hush about the whole thing. But it looks like she will come out of her silence on this Saturday's SNL with guest-host Johnny Knoxville.

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Carmen Electra is one of the dumbest sluts ever!


Dave Navarro and his wife, Carmen Electra have discovered after months of living in their house that they are indeed living in the wrong one!!!

Carmen says, "The weird thing is that when we bought the house I thought it was a different house. I got the houses confused. (I realized) the day that I was moving in. I walked in the living room and I said, 'Honey, this isn't the house!'

"I (now) love the house. I was a little disappointed because I thought the pool was somewhere else. It threw me off a little bit, but I love the house, I've gotten used to it."


Bitch, don't you have an assistant that keeps track of this shit?

Pammy + Stephen = OVER


This slut goes through men the way I go through buckets of chicken! Pamela Anderson and Stephen Dorff are done! Pamela didn't see the relationship going anywhere so she ended it. Yeah right, she just wanted to knock the boots and now she doesn't want his stale meat anymore! Damn, we though Angelina was the man eater!

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Ozzy Osbourne has Parkin Syndrome


Ozzy Osbourne
has been diagnosed with Parkin Syndrome and will have to take medication daily the rest of his life. Ozzy had initially thought his constant shakes were due to the years of drug and booze abuse. But doctors have told him he inherited the disease from relatives.

Ozzy said: "I'd always assumed it was the booze and stuff. Now I've found it all stems from the family. It's called Parkin but it's not Parkinson's. Anything to do with the central nervous system has the word Parkin in it.

"A doctor in Los Angeles tried to tell me I had multiple sclerosis. And I believed him until I had a second opinion. When I told my sisters she said, 'Not you as well? Mum had that and Auntie Elsie and your grandma.' I'm like, 'Thanks for f**king telling me'. Me walking around thinking I've got some drug paralysis."

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The Da Vinci Code Poster



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The new Macbeths


Phillip Seymour Hoffman will be Macbeth and Jennifer Connelly will be his Lady Macbeth in a new adaptation of the Shakespeare tragedy to be shot later this year. Todd Louiso is set direct in London with a release date next year.

Could work, at least Jen's the right age to play Lady Macbeth! They always cast old fucks in that role!

Chad Michael Murray and the bra on his head!


Is this a new trend in Hollyweird that nobody told me about?!?

Posh & Becks in Venice!!


God, she's perfect!

Liev Schreiber & Naomi Watts?

A couple? What would they talk about? They'd bore eachother to death! They're both drips!

R.I.P. Craig from The Apprentice


It's down to Tana & Kendra! Those two sluts are gonna fight it out!

Eva Pigford in Apple Bottom Jeans

At least she got something for fucking Missy Elliot!



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Stars at some MTV event in NYC!

Jessica Simpson = Not so fresh


Tara & Tommy = Skanky squared!


Mariah Carey = Huge forehead


Fergie = Wannabe Olsen


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Jake Gyllenhaal & Catalina Sandino Moreno?!?


The two were seen "making out" at Bungalow 8 in NYC. She's hot, sort of.

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Hot Slut of the Day!


Shoe Queen: Imelda Marcos!

Birthday Sluts


George Clooney (44)
Melania Knauss (35)
Roma Downey (45)

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Paris on Paris


Paris Hilton
has been dating Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis for about several months now, but she's already saying he's the one for her ass.

She says, "I know he's not using me. This is like the first time in my life I don't have to worry about that.

"(The relationship is) very serious. We live together, we're still in love. We're gonna get married and have kids and be together. We're soulmates, I'm so happy. I've never been this happy in my life. This is like amazing. I know he's the one."


Didn't this slut say the EXACT same thing about Nick Carter?

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Parker Posey, what the hell are you wearing?!?

R.I.P. Christina from America's Next Top Model


Christina
, I will miss your Village of the Damned eyes!

P.S - If you want to see who wins, read my spoiler from a couple weeks ago.

See a dead rat? Don't pick it up! Paint it!


OMG, I love these kind of stories. There's this dude in Australia, right. He owns some cafe. Well, health inspectors received a tip and went to the restaurant and smelled a "distinct musty rodent odor." The inspectors then noticed the rat completely covered in red paint.

What the hell? They didn't think anbybody would notice a painted fucking rat?!?

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Hot Quote of the Day!

"What's that?"Paris Hilton, when asked if she reads blogs.

Mother's Day!

What are you sluts getting your mommy's for Mother's Day? I need ideas!

Rosie on "Fallen Idol"

If you haven't read Rosie O'Donnell's blog yet, it's a must read everyday! This bitch is crazy!

Here's her take on last night's PrimeTime Live special Fallen Idol which was supposed to blow the lid on American Idol. Let me just say that show sucked! But I love Paula even more, because she's such a wreck!

Here's what Rosie had to say:

ok that corey kid is on now
with john quiones
who is acting like
this is a story of vital importance

so paula tried to help
a 22 yr old unemployed
almost handsome
young man with a criminal record

she bought him clothes
and a cell phone
then - they had sex
wow
2 adults
who gives a shit

this kid is a twerp
keeping receipts
and phone records
preparing for betrayal

between the runaway bride
the 10 pound hamburger
michael jackson
and now cruddy corey
i’m beginning to lose hope

i wonder if we will ever
again
get real news
in this country

disfunction junction
the art of distraction
fallen idol
the journalist says
as if it matters

Jessica Alba is a bitch!


So..Jessica Alba was at the Coldplay concert in Vegas when Tobey Maguire approached her and the two talked for a few minutes. After Tobey left, Jessica blurted to her friends "He's fucking huge!" sending everyone into laughter!

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Hot Slut of the Month: KYRA SUNDANCE & CHALCY!

We at The D-List are happy to announce that the lovely Kyra Sundance and her pal/girlfriend Chalcy are April's Hot Sluts of the Month!!!!



Read their bio here!

That President Bush says the darndest things!


President Bush
had a Cinco De Mayo party yesterday on May 4th!

The way I see it is mi casa es su casa (my house is your house),"
Georgey told his guests.

"I always look forward to Cinco de Mayo especially because it gives me a chance to practice my Spanish,"
he said. "My only problem this year is I scheduled the dinner on cuatro de Mayo. Next year, I'm going to have to work on my math."



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