Matt Damon Engaged!

One of my hot readers, Liz wrote in and couldn't believe I haven't posted this. Me neither! Thanks Liz, you are a hot bitch in my book!

Us Weekly reports Mattey recently popped the question to Luciana Barroso, whom he's been dating for more than a year.

"It's very hush-hush," a mole tells the mag, adding that an engagement announcement probably won't be made until June.

Luciana's the second to the left, ewww and that's Rumer Willis on the other side. Damn she's ugly!

Remember when he dated Winona Ryder and Ben was dating Gwyneth. Oh those were the days!

I am so over Tomkat!

What are they doing? I am all for true love, but this ain't true and this ain't love!

Miss Piggy is no longer a blonde?!?

What is the world coming to?

This woman is a liar!

So picture this, Georgia, it's a few days before your wedding and suddenly the woman (above) you are due to marry is missing. Nowhere to be found. So, what do you do? Naturally you call the police and a nationwide search is conducted to find your missing bride.

Well, a few days later your lovely bride calls you from a pay phone and tells you that she was kidnapped while jogging and is in New Mexico. What do you do? Of course you freak out and you run off to New Mexico to rescue her.

That's exactly what happened to John Mason, except that once he got to New Mexico he found out that his bride had lied. She was never kidnapped, she split town because she got cold feet!

I don't know why I found this so funny! I guess because, it's crazy the lengths people will go to not be honest. Couldn't she just say "Um, bitch I don't wanna get married" and then instead of going on the lam, she could've been on the honeymoon by herself.

It's not that hard!

Britney is such trash and I love it!

I guess the dryer in the salon was broken!


I know she's preggo, but she's looking thick!

Jane & Jennifer at "Monster-In-Law" Premiere

JLo's working hot hair!


PeTa was there too!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Pam Grier!

Birthday Sluts

Johnny Galecki (30)
Kirsten Dunst (23)
Lars Von Trier (49)
Jill Clayburgh (61)
Willie Nelson )72)

Happy Birthday Mermaid Baby!

Peta HATES JLo

How can you hate that gorgeous coat!?!

Tommy Lee and the Tranny

According to The National Enquirer Tommy Lee was a guest DJ and Club Medusa in Seattle when he spotted a hot blonde girl in the crowd. He invited her to his VIP section and made out with her for most of the night.

The girl then got up and was seen pissing, standing up in the men's room. Nobody told Tommy and he left with the tranny.

God, I love The National Enquirer.

The "Shopgirl" Poster

The book isn't bad and I can totally see Claire Danes in the title role.

Vintage Charlize Theron for a Friday Afternoon

Why does Mr. JLo look like a walking corpse?

Last night at the Billboard Latin Awards.


MEDUSA!

R.I.P. Stephanie from Survivor

This bitch was hot and I'm sorry to see her go!

Christina Ricci

This dress is so ugly and her alien head is really starting to get to me!

Mike Delfino the next to go on Desperate Housewives?

Kristin at E! is reporting that Mike Delfino might possibly be killed off on the season finale of Desperate Housewives.

I personally don't see this happening! He and Teri are meant to be together!

Penny denies lesbian rumors!

Penelope Cruz is denying that her and Salma Hayek are carpet-munchin' buddies after she was seen grabbing Salma's ass recently. Her reason for grabbing Salma's ass is so strange. She's claiming that she did this, because she had the flu!

She said that because she was sick, she was a bit delirious!
"I grabbed Salma's ass just to keep things moving, because everyone was a little slow.

"And, of course, the energy changed when I did that.

"There are magazine covers in Mexico describing us as these lesbians because of that. A lot of people were saying we were lovers."

Is the flu code for Dyke? They make a hot couple, though!

Is Katie Holmes a virgin?!

Reports are swirling that Tom Cruise's new girlfriend is a virgin! That bitch was with Chris Klein, how could her vagina resist him?!?

Angie knows respect!

Angelina has apparently said she always shows respect for her co-stars wives when shooting sexy scenes.

"If your co-star's wife is there you make a point of showing respect to them, showing them that they're the most important person."

I'm not sure why I posted this..hmm...

Sharon Stone on the Set of Basic Instinct 2

Sharon's in London filming Basic Instinct 2 right now. I'm not sure about the blonde wig.

Chyna in Rehab!

Wendy Williams is reporting that Chyna is in Rehab and contacted her! Wendy states that Chyna aka Joanie Laurer aka Chyna Doll contacted her and offered to fly Wendy to interview her for Vh1. Wendy did not state when the interview was going to take place.

Chyna I love you and I hope you get better!

Rosie O'Donnell's blog

She grosses me out

The Rosie blog

She hates Scott Savol from American Idol too!

Kirsten Dunst & Jack Black get Lost

Kiki Dunst and Jack Black will join Will Ferrell in the big-screen version of Land of the Lost according to Ain't It Cool News.

They are planning to use the lowest-grade of digital effects so it can look as close to the original TV show as possible.

Natalie Portman in Star Wars, Episode III

See a bunch of pics at Coming Soon

R.I.P. Alex from The Apprentice

I was hoping this slut would win!

Letterman Sluts!

Paris Hilton & Teri Snatcher were on Letterman.

What the hell is Paris wearing?



Teri on the otherhand looks hot!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Kyra Sundance & Chalcy from Showdog Mom & Dads!

Birthday Sluts

Daniel Day-Lewis (48)
Uma Thurman (35)
Carnie Wilson (37)
Eve Plumb (47)
Michelle Pfeiffer (47)
Jerry Seinfeld (51)

Pam Anderson is a drunk slut!

Bitch go home and drink some coffee! Shit, you aren't a 18yo girl anymore!

Thanks Oh No! for the pics.

Better pics of Tom & Katie kissing!

Thanks to D*ana's Dirt for the pics!

Tina Fey's knocked up!

Congrats bitch!

Bo Bice: Your Next American Crackhead

The Smoking Gun has learned that Bo Bice was once arrested for posession of cocaine. But he had the charges dismissed after he completed some kind of program. Damn, this show is full of wife-beaters, doll dropper and crackheads!

Sweeney Todd gets its cast!

Indeed it will be Patti LuPone and NOT Cyndi Lauper in the upcoming Broadway revival of Sweeney Todd. Patti will play the lead role of Mrs. Lovett. She will play opposite Michael Cerveris (above) who will take on the title role. Mark Jacoby, Benjamin Magnuson and Lauren Molina have also been added to the cast.

Sweeney Todd will open November 3rd on Broadway.

Pic of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes kissing!

I have a feeling this relationship is fixed. It looks so phony and he's sooo gay!

Which America's Next Top Model are you?

SARAH! For now, you are Sarah. It's still early,
so we don't know much about you yet. (I'll
make a better quiz once the show ends.)


Which America's Next Top Model are you? (Cycle 4)
brought to you by Quizilla

GROSS! I hated Sarah, she was such a fucking baby! Take the quiz and post your results in the comments section! This quiz sucks I know, but I'm bored!

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang opens tonight on Broadway!

This is going to be truly awful!

Star Magazine, tsk..tsk...

This week's cover of US Weekly features the pic of Angelina and Brad on the beach with Maddox. Reports are they paid close to a million dollars for these series of pics. So, how is Star Magazine fighting back? With this:



They fucking created a fake picture of those two holding hands. Star! What is wrong with you? Remember when you hit newstands with the headline "Jennifer and Brad back together" on the same day they announced their separation? JESUS!

No Credibility!

R.I.P. Michelle from America's Next Top Model

I thought she actually had some of the best pictures of the season. Oh well, go Brittany!

Victoria Beckham IS the most gorgeous woman in the Universe!

This slut is so skinny and she's not even paying attention to her kid!


She has no idea who this child is, but he makes her look soft!


Where the fuck is she leading this child?!?

Renee, darling...you don't fool me!

Renee is saying that she doesn't have an eating disorder. Please....

Contact Music is reporing that Renee said "I know that certain photographers actually slim me down further as they can sell the pictures for a huger rate.

"What can I do about that? Hardly complain."

Yeah, the photographers slim you down alright! Is that what the crack tells you as you smoke it?

War of the Worlds

Loves it!

Julia Roberts is People's Most Beautiful AGAIN!!

For the 3rd time, Julia Roberts has made the cover of People Magazine's 50 Most Boring People of all time.

YAWN!

Kelly Osbourne is a train wreck!

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

People first reported that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been dating for about two weeks. The couple is currently spending some QT together in Rome. Tom Cruise's publicist has confirmed that the two are dating. Katie just split up with boyfriend Chris Klein.

I guess Katie is Tom's newest decoy!

[picture courtesy of D*ana's Dirt!]

NBC announced two train-wreck reality shows!

NBC has announced the summer premiere of two reality shows that will sure zap some brain cells outta you!


I Want to be a Hilton - Premieres June 21st at 9pm
Paris' mother, Kathy will host this show and 14 contests will battle it out to get the chance to live like Paris Hilton. Challenges will include snorting up 6 lines of coke in 1 minute, fucking as many guys on tape as possible and bad-mouthing just about everybody you know!


Tommy Lee Goes to College - Premieres August 9th at 9:30pm
This is the most stupid concept I've ever heard. This piece of crap show follows has-been Tommy Lee as he attends classes at University of Nebraska. I hope the girls there made him wear at least 3 condoms, cause he has hepatitis y'all!

R.I.P. Constantine from American Idol

Nobody saw this one coming! I was sure he was going to make Top 3! Paula was in fucking tears! She probably banged his ass too!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Rebecca De Mornay!

Birthday Sluts

Penelope Cruz (31)
Jessica Alba (24)
Elisabeth Rohm (32)
Mary McDonnell (53)
Ann-Margaret (64)
Saddam Hussein (68)

Colin Farrell's son is supercute!

Look at all that hair!

Baby Porcupine!

The National Zoo just welcomed this slut into the world! He is so cute!

Pat O'Brien back at The Insider!

Everyone's favorite perv, Pat O'Brien will be back on the air on May 5th. Pat is out of rehab and ready to let it loose on The Insider. God, he creeps me out!

3 Reasons why I love Bai Ling...

Reason 1:

Reason 2:

Reason 3:


She's like doing some Netflix promo-shit or something. She's crazy!

Hot Quote of the Day

"Rock music is a vehicle of anti-religion." - Pope Benedict XVI

Melania Trump does Aflac!

If any of you sluts don't know what Aflac is. Let me break it down for you. Aflac is that insurance company which has that awful duck as its spokeswhore.

Anyway, everyone's favorite gold digger Melania Trump has signed on to star in one of its commercials!

"We want to give Aflac some sex appeal, that's what the commercial is all about," said the Melania.

The rest of the article is so fucking funny!

Hottest Ad ever!

Here are two ads for a French campaign against AIDS! Thanks to JJ for the hot pics!

There's nudity by the way!

Ross Gellar & Samantha Jones?!?

USweekly is reporting that David Schwimmer and Kim Cattrall are doing the nasty. Both sluts are currently in London and have reportedley been having secret dates. The magazine claims that Schwimmer and Cattrall were spotted dining separately at the members only club Fifty, but later ended up kissing at the end of the night.

I thought David Schwimmer was into Asians!

Paula, stop denying girl!

A few days ago I reported that former American Idol contestant Corey Clark claims to have have an affair with Idol judge Paula Abdul. Well Paula is saying "Hellz No" to this claim. Her spokesbitch told Access Hollywood:

"Paula Abdul will not dignify the false statements made by Corey Clark with a response. Mr. Clark is an admitted liar and opportunist who engages in unlawful activities. He is communicating lies about Paula Abdul in order to generate interest in a book deal."

Also, Paula's lawyer is threatning legal action against ABC if they air a planned expose on the show. The hourlong Primetime Live special is due to air May 4th and will attempt to blow the lid on the Fox show.

Foxy Brown ain't playing around!

Foxy Brown got ghetto recently on fellow female rapper Jacki O (above) in Miami. The NY Daily News is reporting that during a recent visit to a recording studio, Foxy Brown showed Jacki O how a real ghetto princess behaves.

Jacki O said it all started when Foxy got upset when nobody acknowledged her ghetto ass when she strolled into the studio.

"She [was saying,] 'You don't know who I am, you new girls coming into the game, y'all going to have to respect me,'"

Jacki said the screaming match turned physical when somebody threw lemonade!

"It ended with her damaging some equipment in the studio, and being carried out of there by her bodyguard, yelling 'Just get my things!'" says Jacki. "No one had to pull us apart, because she never touched me."

O Foxy darling, you really don't need a legal nightmare right now. You can't afford it bitch!

Cyndi Lauper out, Patti LuPone in!

Yesterday I reported that Cyndi Lauper had auditioned for the upcoming revival of Sweeney Todd due to hit Broadway this Fall.

Broadway.com is reporting that Patti LuPone is the one that will get the role. She has more Broadway chops, I guess. But how could anybody reject Cyndi?!?

Kirsten Dunst looks dumb!

Here's a first look at Kirsten Dunst on the set of Sofia Coppola's Marie-Antoinette where Kiki plays the title role.

Let's say "gross", shall we?

Judy Garland's "Wizard of Oz" dress sold at auction!

For $252,000!!!!!!!!!!

Crackhead in an Elevator

This morning as I was riding my elevator up to my office, there was some crackhead who was muddling under her breath some garbage about 9/11. I couldn't hear and I think I even fucking strained my neck trying to hear the bitch. She said something about "the day has come, 9/11" or something.

I'm not sure what to think about all of this. Maybe nothing, but I'd thought I'd share.

Maybe, crackheads are the new messiahs!

Paris Hilton spills the reason for her hating on Nicole!

Paris Hilton has spilled the beans on why she's upset with Nicole Richie. She told PageSix "A good friend is someone who is honest... I'll test them by telling them something and seeing if it will get out. If it gets out, I know that it was them."

Ugh, who really cares?!? I guess, I do!

Hi! I'm Paris Hilton and if it were legal, I'd marry all of you!

At last night's House of Wax premiere in Hollyweird.

See the rest of the pics at JJ

Reese & Ryan together, finally!

I guess they are putting on a happy face for the media!

Underworld set pics!!!

Kate Beckinsale is a hot slut!

See the rest of the pics at Dark Horizons!

Metcalfe plays straight!

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that Desperate Housewives hunk Jesse Metcalfe is set to make his feature film debut in a flick called John Tucker to be directed by Betty Thomas.

Metcalfe will play a heartthrob whose serial cheating leads three ex-girlfriends to seek revenge by setting him up to fall for the new girl in town, just so that she can dump him and break his heart.

This shit is set to go before the cameras this summer in New Orleans.

More Silent Hill news and pictures!

According to Variety, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger, Kim Coates and Tanya Allen have joined Radha Mitchell in the upcoming Silent Hill feature film. I have no idea who these sluts are, besides Sean and Deborah!

Radha stars as Rose, a woman searching for her lost daughter. Sean plays her husband and Laurie plays some cop.

Also, Coming Soon has scored the first set pics!

Antonio & JLo together at last!

We knew the time would come for Antonio Banderas and Jennifer Lopez to join forces! And the time has come. Antonio will join JLo on her newest flick Bordertown says The Hollywood Reporter.

Set on the U.S.-Mexico border, the film centers on a journalist who investigates a series of murders that take place in the vicinity of some U.S.-owned factories in the region.

Antonio, if I were you I'd stay clear from that box office poison!

Angelina's boy toy in Ethiopia!

He so sweet it's sickening!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Peter North! Men can be hot sluts too! I am an equal-opportunity slut maker!

Birthday Sluts

Sheena Easton (46)
Kylie Travis (35)
James LeGros (43)
Casey Kasem (73)

THE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL WINNER REVEALED!!!!

Sluts, I got a hot scoop and I know the pecking order of the next 6 girls revealing the winner! Here is the order, DO NOT click on the links if you don't want to know!

6. This bitch is gone!
5. This bitch is gone!
4. This bitch is gone!
3. This bitch is gone!
2. This bitch is gone!
1. This bitch is the WINNER!

I will never reveal my source, NEVER!

*UPDATE* - Television Without Pity has the same information that I received. We'll see tonight if this is all true or not!

The Rocco gay rumors continue...!!!!

Yesterday I reported about Rocco being a straight-up homersexual.

Well today, a source reported that he saw Rocco shopping on West Broadway in SoHo with the same man he was seen holding hands with at the Showtime party! Is this a serious relationship, Rocco?

My source also said that the man is gross and has a shaved head and is about the same age as Rocco.

Colin Farrell with his Son!

That is so fucking cute!

Hot Slut of the Week: JANICE PENNINGTON!

Janice Pennington has been awarded the title of this week's Hot Slut of the Week! Why? Because this bitch is so hot at doing absolutely nothing! She is best known for being a model on The Price is Right. She was one of the original four models.



She was also a Playboy Playmate and I'm sure she slept with Bob Barker a few times.



Anyway, Janice you are a hot bitch and we love you!

In China, they make your dog jump through fire!

That's called a BBQ!

Unplug your phones! Pat O'Brien's out of Rehab!

About a month ago I posted a funny voicemail that The Insider's Pat O'Brien left on a woman's answering machine telling her how much he wanted to fuck her and do coke and shit, remember?

Anyway, Pat is out of rehab after checking himself a month ago. No further details were available on O'Brien's treatment. A spokesman for The Insider has not yet announced plans for the host's return to the program.

Angie & Maddox are in NYC today!

He is soooo cute!

Cyndi Lauper heading for Broadway?

It has been confirmed that Cyndi Lauper has auditioned for the Broadway revival of Sweeney Todd to land on Broadway this year. She has auditioned for the lead role of Mrs. Lovett originally played by Angela Lansbury.

A recent casting notice reveals that the role would require an actress who "Ideally, plays trumpet, glockenspiel, cymbals or other instruments, but may not play an instrument." Lauper has performed on a number of instruments including guitar, dulcimer, zither, recorder, bass recorder, omnichord, banjo, ukelele, tin whistle, and drums among others.

This honestly would be the hottest shit ever!

Kelly Osbourne, last night at Charm School at the Marquee!

Kelly Osbourne is promoting her album due this June and last night was at Charm School. She did the Dj thing and looked like a wreck.

Kelly, Gwen Stefani is already doing the geisha thing, please stay away from it. Geishas are skinny, bitch!




Also, Amanda Lepore and Richie Rich were on hand to look like wrecks right along side her.



JJ has some better quality pics of this mess of a night!

Tiberius wins Most Beautiful Bulldog Contest!

Congrats Rosie O'donnell! I mean, Tiberius!

Robert Downey Jr. knows what he wants!

Robert Downey Jr. left a UK TV host speechless after he told her "Your tits look great!"

Lorraine Kelly, host of ITV1 Morning Show didn't know what to say, but responded with "Thank you, that's nice,"

He then responded with "Particularly today."

Lorraine managed to say: "Oh good, well I'm glad I made you happy."

That turned me on a little bit!

Lennon the Musical

Lennon the Musical is going to be a piece of fucking crap! The musical based on the life and songs of John Lennon features 9 actors who each take turns playing the Beatles Legend. The musical is currently playing in San Francisco and will skip Boston to land directly on Broadway this summer.

Can Broadway shows get any fucking worse?!?

Why Natalie Why?!?

[source: gofugyourself]

Carnie Wilson gives birth!

Our favorite gastric-bypass survivor Carnie Wilson gave birth to a baby girl in Los Angeles. Lola Sophia was born Friday in Los Angeles and weighed 7 pounds, 2 ounces!

Congratulations Carnie! You are a hot slut!

Madonna will put her "Puss" in some "Boots"

The subject's dumb, I know. Anyway, Madonna is set to join Antonio Banderas in the CGI version of Puss in Boots. Antonio voiced this role in the sequel to Shrek 2. Madonna reportedley loved Shrek 2 and jumped at the chance to voice a character in the Puss in Boots film.

Does she voice the puss or the boots?

*UPDATE* - This story is a lie! Madonna's rep confirms this ain't happening this lifetime!

George Lucas: "The studio made me do it!"

George Lucas will guest star on Fox's The O.C. playing himself in an episode to air May 12th.

During the episode, Summer makes Zach and Seth decide which one of them is going to take her to Harbor High's "The O.Sea" prom. But, after George Lucas expresses interest in Seth's graphic novel, Seth is forced to make the most difficult decision of his life -- take Summer to the prom or have dinner with George Lucas.

Another Horror Remake!!!

When will Hollywood stop taking perfectly good horror films and making them into garbage. I mean this year alone we have seen shitty remake after remake from The Amityville Horror to House of Wax, when will it stop?!?

Universal has decided to butcher Alfred Hitchcock's classic The Birds. The Hollywood Reporter says the new version would be based on the short story by Daphne Du Maurier, to which Universal owns the rights and which inspired Hitchcock's movie.

Wasn't there a TV movie remake of this anyway?

Judi Dench confirms Brosnan as 007

This whole James Bond thing is turning into a he said, she said, he said thing! First it was announced Pierce Brosnan would be back, then he was out and Clive Owen was in, then it was Daniel Craig, then it was fucking Morgan Fairchild, then it was The Cookie Monster...

Well, Judi Dench who stars in the franchise as M has said Pierce Brosnan will play Bond in the next film, Casino Royale.

"Despite the fact that everyone on the face of the Earth has been tested as his possible replacement, he'll be doing it again, and it'll be announced come summer," said Judi.

Tara, put down the margarita!!!

Will she ever learn?!?

Hot Slut of the Day!

Marla Maples!

Birthday Sluts

Tom Welling (28)
Jordana Brewster (25)
T-Boz (35)
Jet Li (42)
Joan Chen (44)
Carol Burnett (72)

Rocco is GAY!

A very reliable source was at Showtime's Tribeca Film Festival party at Nobu this past Friday. My source noticed none other than Rocco DiSpirito of The Restaurant fame chatting with openly gay actor Mario Cantone and an unidentified man. My source says Rocco looked gross and was wearing a plaid blazer with a polka-dot shirt. Rocco spent a lot of time chatting it up with Mario near the dancefloor.

Then after a few minutes, Rocco grabbed the unidentified man's hand and they held hands across the dancefloor. They then canoodled in a very low-key way the rest of the evening.

My source also tells me that Rocco has had several threesomes involving men.

Elton John is so Gay!

"We're here, we're queer!" - Elton John & David Furnish

Elton John will marry his boyfriend aka Posh's best friend, David Furnish later this year in England.

"We definitely want to do it about the middle of December, probably in Windsor," John was quoted as saying. "But there will be no honeymoon. I'm on tour."

You go with your gay self Elton! Pave the way!

Why is Britney such trash?

She was in Arizona this weekend, trashing it up!

Lindsay is one the biggest sluts I've ever seen in my whole life!

Lindsay Lohan was recently at Megu in Tribeca. She noticed Robin Williams dining in the same restaurant as her, so she sent over some drinks. You know she wanted his ass! Cause she fucks anything! She's such a slut! But I love her for it!

So I went to see House of Wax 3D....

No! Not the Paris Hilton one, the original one. Anyhow, it was boring, but this bitch Carolyn Jones was in it. And this slut had the smallest waist I've ever seen. This shit was crazy!!!

Joss Stone: Gap Ad

Here's one of the first pics of Joss Stone in the summer ad campaign for The Gap. She famously replaced Sarah Jessica Parker as the label's spokeswhore.

Sally Kirkland is a wreck!

Parker Posey

Parker, you're straight up looking like my mom did in the 80s and it wasn't cute then and it ain't cute now!

Alicia Witt got the beat down from a cat!

While filming The Upside of Anger, Alicia Witt got her ass kicked by a cat! She says, "A cat fell out of a window, bounced off an umbrella and landed on my face! I was sitting in a pub in Notting Hill, it was two days after I'd arrived.

"As the director MIKE BINDER said later, 'At least you don't have to worry about that happening again!'

"I needed 10 stitches. It fell out of somewhere and landed... It just landed on my face and then took off.

"We started shooting 10 days later, so we had to sort of avoid close-ups."

Girl, I hope you tracked that cat down and skinned the bitch!

Reese Witherspoon is a stick in the mud!

Robert Luketic who directed Legally Blonde is refusing to cast Reese Witherspoon, because she's boring! He recalls, "She would come out of her trailer and ask, 'Why is everyone laughing?'

"She would want to know why we all had smiles on our faces. Movie-making to her is a deadly serious business."

No wonder your hubby doesn't want your ass, Reese!

Sharon Osbourne: "Ozzy drugged my ass!"

Sharon Osbourne said that Ozzy secretly drugged her ass with hallucinogenics! She said she was trying to give up drugs and her husband crushed up a variety of addictive chemicals and put them in her food. He was determined that the couple not give up their rock 'n' roll lifestyle.

She reveals: "I couldn't control my emotions. It wasn't until months later that he told me he was putting drugs in the stew. It took me a while to get over that, you know."

She reveals all more in her new book Sharon Osbourne: Unauthorised, Uncensored - Understood by Sue Crawford.

And she's still married to him! I would've beat his ass down!

Shar Jackson is a nosey bitch!

Shar Jackson is trying to extend her 15-minutes by talking shit about Britney's pregnancy. Kevin Federline's ex, told In Touch Magazine "A baby is not a dog. You can't just put it away," she went on to say "I don't know if Britney realizes how hard it will be."

She also claims that Kevin is having a hard time with all of this. "He has told me that it is really a lot, what with a breakup, a wedding and two babies in a year."

Girl, shut your fat trap already! Stop hatin' on Britney!

Will & Grace Renewed!

Will & Grace was given the greenlight for an 8th and possibly final season. Many thought that the actors would get significant pay cuts in order to continue the show. However, the actors were given raises and will now make $600,000 per episode. NBC has ordered 24 episodes of the show. And for the first time since 1998 Megan Mullally and Sean Hayes will make the same amount of money as the title stars, Debra Messing and Eric McCormick.

Box Office: Nicky scores!

Nicole Kidman scored this weekend taking the Number 1 spot at the US box office!

#1 - The Interpreter ($22.8 Million)
#2 - The Amityville Horror ($14.2 Million)
#3 - Sahara ($9 Million)
#4 - A Lot Like Love ($7.74 Million)
#5 - Kung Fu Hustle ($7.3 Million)

Scarlett + Woody Allen = Forever and Ever!

Scarlett Johansson will once again team up with Woody Allen for his next film to begin shooting in the UK in June. Details about the film are being kept under wraps.

Scarlett will star in Woody Allen's film Match Point which will make its debut at The Cannes Film Festival. Emily Mortimer also stars in the film.

Jennifer Connelly + Kate Winslet = Forever

Jennifer Connelly is joining Kate Winslet in an adaptation of the Tom Perrotta novel Little Children. Todd Field, of In the Bedroom fame, will direct.

The novel revolves around a group of weird, suburban characters and their relationships with children. There's a bisexual feminist addicted to Internet porn (Winslet), a stay-at-home dad who resists his wife's ambitious plans for him, an uptight supermom who schedules sex with her husband and a pedophile fresh out of prison.

Debbie Rowe to take the stand at Mj's trial

Michael Jackson's X-wife and baby mama, Debbie Rowe is set to take the stand as a witness for the prosecution. Debbie and Mj are currently in a legal battle over the rights of their two children, Prince Michael & Paris. She will testify that she was given a script and ws rehearsed for an interview downplaying a TV documentary in which Mj confessed he invites boys to his bed!

Debbie, please get an extreme makeover before you take the stand!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Downtown Julie Brown

Birthday Sluts

Jason Lee (35)
Renee Zellweger (36)
Hank Azaria (41)
Andy Bell (41)
Al Pacino (65)

Nicolette and Teri Hatcher kiss and make up!

Just don't bite off my nipple, bitch!

This is kind of an old story, but this bitch in Yangon is breast feeding these two baby tigers. Damn, she must love some serious teeth on her nipple!

Remind me never to move to Turin..

Those sluts in Turin are absolutely mad! Turin is in Italy, right? Under a new law, you could be fined up to 500 Euros a day if you don't walk your pooch 3 fucking times a day! People will also be banned from dying their dog's hair any color! These sluts are crazy!

I am about to dye my fucking dog's hair, because the bitch is getting white hairs and that ain't cute!

Keep reading this shit!

Posh is pissed at the "World"

Posh and Becks have tried to get a gag order against News of the World in order to prevent them from running a story about their former nanny. You see, Posh and her X-nanny Abbie Gibson got into a huge fight after Abbie was seen out and about with a woman that claimed to have an affair with Becks. So Abbie quit and was devastated!

She went to News of the World and told her story. Abbie is has told the newspaper the real state of the Beckham marriage and a detailed account of Beck's affairs.

When Posh gets mad, heads roll!

Mariah Heart Lingerie

Mariah Carey told FHM that she has a little bit of a lingerie obsession. “I like lingerie that's lacy and normally white.

“But then I also love dressing up in pink lingerie - and black is hot too.

"I have everything laid out in colours so I can pick them out quickly.

“It's right off my bathroom so rather than going down to my main closet soaking wet, all dripping and nude, I decided to make a nice lingerie closet.

“That way I can jump out of my tub, run naked into the next room and put on a nice little number.”

Mariah, I love you in anything even lingerie!

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ROBYN!

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