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Saturday, April 30, 2005

Matt Damon Engaged!


One of my hot readers, Liz wrote in and couldn't believe I haven't posted this. Me neither! Thanks Liz, you are a hot bitch in my book!

Us Weekly
reports Mattey recently popped the question to Luciana Barroso, whom he's been dating for more than a year.

"It's very hush-hush," a mole tells the mag, adding that an engagement announcement probably won't be made until June.

Luciana's the second to the left, ewww and that's Rumer Willis on the other side. Damn she's ugly!

Remember when he dated Winona Ryder and Ben was dating Gwyneth. Oh those were the days!

I am so over Tomkat!

What are they doing? I am all for true love, but this ain't true and this ain't love!

Miss Piggy is no longer a blonde?!?


What is the world coming to?

This woman is a liar!


So picture this, Georgia, it's a few days before your wedding and suddenly the woman (above) you are due to marry is missing. Nowhere to be found. So, what do you do? Naturally you call the police and a nationwide search is conducted to find your missing bride.

Well, a few days later your lovely bride calls you from a pay phone and tells you that she was kidnapped while jogging and is in New Mexico. What do you do? Of course you freak out and you run off to New Mexico to rescue her.

That's exactly what happened to John Mason, except that once he got to New Mexico he found out that his bride had lied. She was never kidnapped, she split town because she got cold feet!

I don't know why I found this so funny! I guess because, it's crazy the lengths people will go to not be honest. Couldn't she just say "Um, bitch I don't wanna get married" and then instead of going on the lam, she could've been on the honeymoon by herself.

It's not that hard!

Britney is such trash and I love it!


I guess the dryer in the salon was broken!


I know she's preggo, but she's looking thick!

Jane & Jennifer at "Monster-In-Law" Premiere


JLo's working hot hair!


PeTa was there too!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Pam Grier!

Birthday Sluts


Johnny Galecki (30)
Kirsten Dunst (23)
Lars Von Trier (49)
Jill Clayburgh (61)
Willie Nelson )72)

Friday, April 29, 2005

Happy Birthday Mermaid Baby!

Peta HATES JLo


How can you hate that gorgeous coat!?!

Tommy Lee and the Tranny


According to The National Enquirer Tommy Lee was a guest DJ and Club Medusa in Seattle when he spotted a hot blonde girl in the crowd. He invited her to his VIP section and made out with her for most of the night.

The girl then got up and was seen pissing, standing up in the men's room. Nobody told Tommy and he left with the tranny.

God, I love The National Enquirer.

The "Shopgirl" Poster


The book isn't bad and I can totally see Claire Danes in the title role.

Vintage Charlize Theron for a Friday Afternoon

Why does Mr. JLo look like a walking corpse?


Last night at the Billboard Latin Awards.


MEDUSA!

R.I.P. Stephanie from Survivor


This bitch was hot and I'm sorry to see her go!

Christina Ricci


This dress is so ugly and her alien head is really starting to get to me!

Mike Delfino the next to go on Desperate Housewives?


Kristin at E! is reporting that Mike Delfino might possibly be killed off on the season finale of Desperate Housewives.

I personally don't see this happening! He and Teri are meant to be together!

Penny denies lesbian rumors!


Penelope Cruz is denying that her and Salma Hayek are carpet-munchin' buddies after she was seen grabbing Salma's ass recently. Her reason for grabbing Salma's ass is so strange. She's claiming that she did this, because she had the flu!

She said that because she was sick, she was a bit delirious!
"I grabbed Salma's ass just to keep things moving, because everyone was a little slow.

"And, of course, the energy changed when I did that.

"There are magazine covers in Mexico describing us as these lesbians because of that. A lot of people were saying we were lovers."

Is the flu code for Dyke? They make a hot couple, though!

Is Katie Holmes a virgin?!

Reports are swirling that Tom Cruise's new girlfriend is a virgin! That bitch was with Chris Klein, how could her vagina resist him?!?

Angie knows respect!


Angelina
has apparently said she always shows respect for her co-stars wives when shooting sexy scenes.

"If your co-star's wife is there you make a point of showing respect to them, showing them that they're the most important person."

I'm not sure why I posted this..hmm...

Sharon Stone on the Set of Basic Instinct 2

Sharon's in London filming Basic Instinct 2 right now. I'm not sure about the blonde wig.

Chyna in Rehab!


Wendy Williams is reporting that Chyna is in Rehab and contacted her! Wendy states that Chyna aka Joanie Laurer aka Chyna Doll contacted her and offered to fly Wendy to interview her for Vh1. Wendy did not state when the interview was going to take place.

Chyna I love you and I hope you get better!

Rosie O'Donnell's blog


She grosses me out

The Rosie blog

She hates Scott Savol from American Idol too!

Kirsten Dunst & Jack Black get Lost


Kiki Dunst and Jack Black will join Will Ferrell in the big-screen version of Land of the Lost according to Ain't It Cool News.

They are planning to use the lowest-grade of digital effects so it can look as close to the original TV show as possible.

Natalie Portman in Star Wars, Episode III





See a bunch of pics at Coming Soon

R.I.P. Alex from The Apprentice


I was hoping this slut would win!

Letterman Sluts!

Paris Hilton & Teri Snatcher were on Letterman.

What the hell is Paris wearing?



Teri on the otherhand looks hot!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Kyra Sundance & Chalcy from Showdog Mom & Dads!

Birthday Sluts


Daniel Day-Lewis (48)
Uma Thurman (35)
Carnie Wilson (37)
Eve Plumb (47)
Michelle Pfeiffer (47)
Jerry Seinfeld (51)

Thursday, April 28, 2005

Pam Anderson is a drunk slut!



Bitch go home and drink some coffee! Shit, you aren't a 18yo girl anymore!

Thanks Oh No! for the pics.

Better pics of Tom & Katie kissing!



Thanks to D*ana's Dirt for the pics!

Tina Fey's knocked up!


Congrats bitch!

Bo Bice: Your Next American Crackhead


The Smoking Gun has learned that Bo Bice was once arrested for posession of cocaine. But he had the charges dismissed after he completed some kind of program. Damn, this show is full of wife-beaters, doll dropper and crackheads!

Sweeney Todd gets its cast!


Indeed it will be Patti LuPone and NOT Cyndi Lauper in the upcoming Broadway revival of Sweeney Todd. Patti will play the lead role of Mrs. Lovett. She will play opposite Michael Cerveris (above) who will take on the title role. Mark Jacoby, Benjamin Magnuson and Lauren Molina have also been added to the cast.

Sweeney Todd will open November 3rd on Broadway.

Pic of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes kissing!




I have a feeling this relationship is fixed. It looks so phony and he's sooo gay!

Which America's Next Top Model are you?

Sarah
SARAH! For now, you are Sarah. It's still early,
so we don't know much about you yet. (I'll
make a better quiz once the show ends.)


Which America's Next Top Model are you? (Cycle 4)
brought to you by Quizilla

GROSS!
I hated Sarah, she was such a fucking baby! Take the quiz and post your results in the comments section! This quiz sucks I know, but I'm bored!



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