by Jesse Murray The Real World
is one of the most ridiculous shows on TV. Seven stupid people live together in a house and try to act like hot shit. But they end up looking like idiots. The best seasons are the ones where people get kicked off and then have to be replaced. That's why L.A. was so hot---two bitches left! Here are the top ten Real World Sluts!
10. Beth (Los Angeles)
She's nuts. Norman
called her "Osama Beth Laden.
" He's totally right. She's always lying and scheming shit. She's like Erica Kane!
9. Nicole (New York II)
Nicole was hot because she wore so much make up and would say "hootie hoo!"
She used to talk about not having a shower when she was a kid. Don't fuck with her!
8. Flora (Miami)
Undoubtedly one of the hottest bitches ever, Flora could kick your ass. She had two boyfriends going during her time on the show. She and Mitchell
used to scream at each other all the time. One time she called Mitchell and screamed at him and said "Mee-chell, I hope your plane crashes and everyone on it but you lives!"
She also hated Sarah
and all those homeless thirteen year olds she used to hang out with!
7. Trishelle (Las Vegas)
She is so hot because she's such a slut! Trishelle would sleep with anything. One episode she thought she was pregnant because she ran out of condoms or something. She's drunken trash!
6. Ruthie (Hawaii)
Ruthie is so hot because she was drunk all the time. Did you ever notice how Ruthie's hair was always wet and she always sounded like she had a cold? The best was when Matt
tried to intervene and save Ruthie and her twin sister Buthie
. That bitch Ruthie tried to throw herself off a balcony one episode! Now she is all cleaned up and acts all depressed when people get kicked off the challenge.
5. Kaia (Hawaii)
This girl was crazy. Her real name was Margaret
but she called herself Kaia and showed her boobs all the time. There was one episode where she just walked around and looked at birds and talked about how fucking poetic they were. Then at the reunion she acted all depressed like she was a fucking beatnik. I bet this slut writes poetry on napkins when she gets inspired!
4. Amaya (Hawaii)
Amaya was so hot because she was so fucking irritated all the time. She called her boobs the "twins."
Her best line was when she was massaging Colin's back and he asked her to go lower. She said "Do you want me to, like, bake you a pie while I'm at it?"
Amaya is a humanitarian though, because when they went to India she wanted to give skittles and tootsie pops to the starving kids. This bitch wouldn't bob for pig's feet in a challenge once because it's wasn't kosher, but the next day the slut ate a sausage & Egg McMuffin!
3. Irene (Seattle)
This bitch is crazy! When she got lyme disease she went nuts and told Stephen
he was gay. Then he slapped this slut! The best Irene moment was when she got on her medication and was rambling all the time about her weird dreams and was acting all manic. Everyone in the house thought she was nuts and they were right!
2. Tami (Los Angeles)
Tami is famous for uttering the most quotable real world line ever: "IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY!"
This bitch got upset because David
tried to pull her covers off once and she was in her pajamas! Then Beth
said it was like rape! Tami is also best known for getting her teeth wired shut and for having an abortion!
1. Tonya (Real World Chicago)
Originally best known for her kidney stones, now this bitch is best known for being a slut! Tonya goes down in history as being the first person to ever pass a kidney stone on television, and then to show that shit! Tonya also used to talk about being in foster care all the time. That bitch used that as an excuse why she couldn't be a lifeguard--she said that because she was in foster care she couldn't find her birth certificate! Except that shit is public record and she used to live with her mom before she went into foster care as a teen! So she knew where she was born! That shit is easy to get----I had my aunt go to city hall once and fax me my fucking birth certificate!
Now Tonya is known for being hot. She goes on challenges and shows her tits and hooks up with hot men. On the last challenge Robin
called her a whore! Then Tonya blamed Beth
and threw that bitches clothes in the pool! I saw Tonya on the subway once and she was so hot, I almost passed out!Top 4 Road Rules Sluts! Road Rules
is the bastard step child of the Real World
. But it has had some hot bitches!
1. Ayanna (Semester at Sea)
This bitch is nuts! The best episode was when Veronica
thought she was casting voodoo on them! Ayanna would always freak out. I knew someone who was at Semester at Sea with her and said that one day Ayanna went crazy and started ripping up toilet paper, then tried to throw herself off the ship!
2. Veronica (Semster at Sea)
Best known for her rivalry with Katie
, Veronica is so hot because she's always trying to get people kicked off the challenges. Remember when she stole Pua's
shirt, lied about it, then the bitch got nailed by Pua when Pua found it and wore it to a party? I bet Veronica did copy Ayanna's term paper or whatever. Beth
hates her ass.
3. Katie (The Quest)
All Katie does is smoke, which is so hot.
4. Belou (Europe)
Undeniably the hottest bitch ever, Belou was fucking nuts! She tried to stab someone with a spork once and then tried to throw herself off the winnie (what's with crazy road rules bitches trying to hurl themselves off moving objects?). The best was at the challenge when she brought her baby and her nanny along! She would go crazy all the time and kept the baby in some weird glass box. Then she got pissed at someone because they moved the glass box and the baby near a window and she thought lightning was going to knock the window onto the baby! And she'd run around and scream and act dirty.