DMX Arrested in Car Crash

Rapper DMX was arrested on Saturday for his involvement in a 3-car crash in New York City. Police said a car driven by DMX hit another car, which then slammed into a police cruiser late Friday on the Major Deegan Expressway in the Bronx. Two police officers were treated for minor injuries.

The 34-year-old hip-hop star was charged with driving with a suspended license and released, police said.

Brandon Routh as Clark Kent in Superman Returns

The Top 10 of 2005, So Far....For this Week...

Here is the Top 10 of 2005 so far...for this week...I didn't include films, because everything out there sucks!

Last Week's List

MUSIC:

10. New Order "Waiting for the Sirens' Call" (Last Week: 10)
9. Garbage "Bleed Like Me" (4)
8. Jack Johnson "In Between Dreams"(N/A)
7. Mariah Carey "The Emancipation of Mimi" (7)
6. Moby "Hotel"(9)
5. Tori Amos "The Beekeeper"(2)
4. The Decemberists "Picaresque"(8)
3. Emma Bunton "Free Me"(1)
2. LCD Soundsystem "LCD SoundSystem"(5)
1. 50 Cent "The Massacre" (3)

TV:

10. Debbie Travis' Facelift (9)
9. Alias (6)
8. American Idol (10)
7. The Amazing Race 7 (5)
5. Arrested Development (3)
6. The Apprentice 3 (4)
4. Showdog Mom and Dad's (n/a)
3. Desperate Housewives (2)
2. Lost (1)
1. America's Next Top Model 4 (8)

Hot Slut of the Day!

The Fantasy Twins!

Birthday Sluts

Lukas Haas (29)
Mark Long (33)
Martin Lawrence (40)
Ellen Barkin (51)

WTF!?!

This looks like one of my sister's dance costumes when she was a little girl! What the hell is Bobby Trendy thinking?!?

A New Mr & Mrs. Smith Pic!

Damn! Angie and Brad look hot together!

Brad's not looking so hot...

Jenna Jameson's Birthday Party!!

I'm not sure about the hair color....

Own the Gotti House

Well looks like that dump the Gotti's live in, is up for sale. For just $4 Million you two can own a piece of TV history!

See it

To: Fans From: Madonna

Dear Fans,

Happy New Year! 2005 is a great year already. I had a relaxing holiday with my family and was happy that my husband and I finally had two weeks off at the same time and were able to be together with our children.
I have been back in the studio writing new songs for several different projects. Should I do a musical?? Should I record another album? Stay tuned to find out what I decide to do....
All of my projects are labours of love, however, my book series is particularly dear to me as all of the proceeds go to the Spirituality for Kids Foundation. My final book in the series, Lotsa de Casha, will be out in June. And the English Roses Collection has been doing well at retail and I am thrilled about the look of the Fall '05 line which I have just finished designing. It is just another reminder to always look for new ways to be creative and to never stop reinventing yourself.
Speaking of Reinvention, upcoming is the release of the tour documentary which I have been working on tirelessly with the director Jonas Akerlund. It starts out being a film about me and my life on tour and ends up being a story about Humanity.
I am very excited about it and hope to premiere it at the Cannes Film Festival.

Take Care,
Work hard,
Be Brave!

MADONNA

The Top Real World/Road Rules Sluts of All-Time!

by Jesse Murray

The Real World is one of the most ridiculous shows on TV. Seven stupid people live together in a house and try to act like hot shit. But they end up looking like idiots. The best seasons are the ones where people get kicked off and then have to be replaced. That's why L.A. was so hot---two bitches left! Here are the top ten Real World Sluts!


10. Beth (Los Angeles)

She's nuts. Norman called her "Osama Beth Laden." He's totally right. She's always lying and scheming shit. She's like Erica Kane!


9. Nicole (New York II)

Nicole was hot because she wore so much make up and would say "hootie hoo!" She used to talk about not having a shower when she was a kid. Don't fuck with her!


8. Flora (Miami)

Undoubtedly one of the hottest bitches ever, Flora could kick your ass. She had two boyfriends going during her time on the show. She and Mitchell used to scream at each other all the time. One time she called Mitchell and screamed at him and said "Mee-chell, I hope your plane crashes and everyone on it but you lives!" She also hated Sarah and all those homeless thirteen year olds she used to hang out with!


7. Trishelle (Las Vegas)

She is so hot because she's such a slut! Trishelle would sleep with anything. One episode she thought she was pregnant because she ran out of condoms or something. She's drunken trash!


6. Ruthie (Hawaii)

Ruthie is so hot because she was drunk all the time. Did you ever notice how Ruthie's hair was always wet and she always sounded like she had a cold? The best was when Matt tried to intervene and save Ruthie and her twin sister Buthie. That bitch Ruthie tried to throw herself off a balcony one episode! Now she is all cleaned up and acts all depressed when people get kicked off the challenge.


5. Kaia (Hawaii)

This girl was crazy. Her real name was Margaret but she called herself Kaia and showed her boobs all the time. There was one episode where she just walked around and looked at birds and talked about how fucking poetic they were. Then at the reunion she acted all depressed like she was a fucking beatnik. I bet this slut writes poetry on napkins when she gets inspired!


4. Amaya (Hawaii)

Amaya was so hot because she was so fucking irritated all the time. She called her boobs the "twins." Her best line was when she was massaging Colin's back and he asked her to go lower. She said "Do you want me to, like, bake you a pie while I'm at it?" Amaya is a humanitarian though, because when they went to India she wanted to give skittles and tootsie pops to the starving kids. This bitch wouldn't bob for pig's feet in a challenge once because it's wasn't kosher, but the next day the slut ate a sausage & Egg McMuffin!


3. Irene (Seattle)

This bitch is crazy! When she got lyme disease she went nuts and told Stephen he was gay. Then he slapped this slut! The best Irene moment was when she got on her medication and was rambling all the time about her weird dreams and was acting all manic. Everyone in the house thought she was nuts and they were right!


2. Tami (Los Angeles)

Tami is famous for uttering the most quotable real world line ever: "IT WASN'T NOT FUNNY!" This bitch got upset because David tried to pull her covers off once and she was in her pajamas! Then Beth said it was like rape! Tami is also best known for getting her teeth wired shut and for having an abortion!


1. Tonya (Real World Chicago)

Originally best known for her kidney stones, now this bitch is best known for being a slut! Tonya goes down in history as being the first person to ever pass a kidney stone on television, and then to show that shit! Tonya also used to talk about being in foster care all the time. That bitch used that as an excuse why she couldn't be a lifeguard--she said that because she was in foster care she couldn't find her birth certificate! Except that shit is public record and she used to live with her mom before she went into foster care as a teen! So she knew where she was born! That shit is easy to get----I had my aunt go to city hall once and fax me my fucking birth certificate!

Now Tonya is known for being hot. She goes on challenges and shows her tits and hooks up with hot men. On the last challenge Robin called her a whore! Then Tonya blamed Beth and threw that bitches clothes in the pool! I saw Tonya on the subway once and she was so hot, I almost passed out!

Top 4 Road Rules Sluts!

Road Rules is the bastard step child of the Real World. But it has had some hot bitches!


1. Ayanna (Semester at Sea)

This bitch is nuts! The best episode was when Veronica and Pua thought she was casting voodoo on them! Ayanna would always freak out. I knew someone who was at Semester at Sea with her and said that one day Ayanna went crazy and started ripping up toilet paper, then tried to throw herself off the ship!


2. Veronica (Semster at Sea)

Best known for her rivalry with Katie, Veronica is so hot because she's always trying to get people kicked off the challenges. Remember when she stole Pua's shirt, lied about it, then the bitch got nailed by Pua when Pua found it and wore it to a party? I bet Veronica did copy Ayanna's term paper or whatever. Beth hates her ass.


3. Katie (The Quest)

All Katie does is smoke, which is so hot.


4. Belou (Europe)

Undeniably the hottest bitch ever, Belou was fucking nuts! She tried to stab someone with a spork once and then tried to throw herself off the winnie (what's with crazy road rules bitches trying to hurl themselves off moving objects?). The best was at the challenge when she brought her baby and her nanny along! She would go crazy all the time and kept the baby in some weird glass box. Then she got pissed at someone because they moved the glass box and the baby near a window and she thought lightning was going to knock the window onto the baby! And she'd run around and scream and act dirty.

Ryan Reynolds: I Say Goddamn!

See him in The Amityville Horror this weekend!

R.I.P. Coby from Survivor

The only gay one got voted out of Survivor last night! It was his own fault!

The Pig Olympics!

Here are pics from the Pig Olympics held in Shanghai! Damn those Chinese people are so weird!

This is a Kintana

This is the first successfully bred kintana ever! A UK zoo successfully bred and hand-rear an aye-aye, the largest nocturnal primate in the world and one of the strangest mammals on the planet!

He kinda looks like Nicole Richie!

Nic Cage wants nothing to do with pregnancy!

Here's a recent pic of Nic Cage and his child bride Alice Kim out and about. She's preggo for any of you who didn't know. It looks like he wants nothing to do with her!

The America's Next Top Model Video!

If any of you sluts missed Tyra going crazy on a model on the most recent Top Model episode. Here's a hot rundown with video for your viewing pleasure!

Watch it!

What is Gwyneth talking about?

Gwynnie Paltrow has said that after having a baby, she has lost her memory. Does this make any sense? She recently visited a London drama school and when a student asked her about learning her lines she said: "I used to be excellent and then I had a baby and I can't remember anything. I used to have a fantastic memory and now I can't remember what day it is."

This bitch is weird!

Jude & Sienna already married?

About a week ago there were reports that Jude & Sienna were going to hold off their wedding. But that may have been a hoax. The two are reportedley already married! Damn them! They are both currently wearing wedding bands. Godamn you two for screwing with us!

Tom Sizemore is a Homosexual!

Tom Sizemore's ex, Heidi Fleiss is claiming that he's a closet gay! Heidi recently won a long legal battle against Tom claiming he beat her ass down! She says, "Because he's lousy in bed and very homophobic, I have to wonder if he's not struggling with his sexuality. If that's so, he's really going to hate jail."

Damn girl, kick someone while they're down!

The Wedding Singer will hit Broadway in 2006

Oh yes it's true! The Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore starrer The Wedding Singer has been made into a Broadway musical which will debut on Broadway in the spring of 2006 after hitting Seattle first.

Holy shit it's going to be awful!

The Breed gets its cast

The Wes Craven produced film The Breed has added 3 stars to its cast. Shemalien, Michelle Rodriguez, Taryn Manning and Olivier Hudson will headline the horror flick about five young friends who vacation on a peaceful deserted island only to discover that the canines they befriend are genetically altered and possess a frighteningly high level of intelligence -- with an appetite to match.

Damn they just pop these horror films out!

Lucy Liu books another one!

Lucy Liu who is seen next in Domino has lined up another flick to be filmed this summer. Lucy will star in Rise which is being described as a horror-thriller which is about a reporter who wakes up in a morgue and discovers she's no longer among the living. She vows revenge against the vampires responsible for putting her there and hunts them down one by one.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Carnie Wilson!

Birthday Sluts

Samantha Fox (38)
Emma Watson (14)
Emma Thompson (45)

Nipple Slip of the Day: Janice Dickinson!

The Incredible Shrinking Woman

Nicole Richie was looking hot and now she's just looking like Tinkerbell Hilton!

The Photoshop Awards: Mariah Carey

Nicole Kidman is Everywhere!

Tuesday night Berlin and last night London! Jetsetter Nicky Kidman is busy at work promoting her new flop The Interpreter! Here she was at last night's UK premiere.


What's that pink thing?




That's a hot outfit!

America's Next Top Model Drama!

HOLY SHIT! The last 5 minutes of ANTM last night was the hottest shit I've ever seen! For anybody that didn't see it, Tyra basically went bazooka on Tiffany! Why? Because Tiffany basically gave up and Tyra knows as well as everyone else that Tiffany could've won that shit! I think Tiffany was Tyra's secret-fave. Well, anyway last night two lovely ho's went home. Not only did our favorite Pigeon go home, but Rebecca did as well. It was Rebecca's time, so I wasn't sad at all. But you all know how much I love that bitch Tiffany. Thank God, Brittany is still there! Now that bitch is going all the way!

R.I.P. Rebecca from ANTM4


R.I.P. Tiffany from ANTM 4

The Apprentice 3 Finale to only be 1 hour!

Remember last year when The Apprentice 2 had a fucking 3-hour Finale! That shit was like dragged out for days and was awful. Well Donald Trump said "We ended up with a reunion and all of this nonsense. Nobody wants that. What they want is a finale where somebody gets fired. ... and they want to witness the excitement of the hiring."

So true Trump, I just hope Melania is there!

US Weekly's Young Hot Hollywood Style Awards

This shit was last night and everyone was there! Looking like shit, mostly..


Jessica Simpson-That's right, stick your ass out bitch!


Tara Reid-Yup, still trash!


Tori Spelling and Future X-Husband


Jessica Alba-Not liking the do!


Paris Hilton & Kimberly Stewart-That wig is really bad!

Which Desperate Housewife are you?

Congratulations! You are Gabrielle Solis, the
ex-model with everything she's every wanted a
rich husband, a big house and John, the
17-year-old gardener.


Which Desperate Housewife are you?


Post your answers in the comments section and just for the record I am so not Gabrielle Solis!

R.I.P. Nadia Turner from American Idol

Last night we said goodbye to Nadia Turner. Many thought she would go on to be our next American Idol. However she's had a few lackluster weeks and failed to crawl out of the bottom 3. Although she was never my favorite, I'm sad to see another girl go. That only leaves 2 girls left!

Cynthia Nixon's Girlfriend...

She reminds me of someone, but I can't put my figure on it! Any suggestions?

Andy Cooper come out of the closet already!

Anderson Cooper is super hot and super gay. Anderson was on Conan O'Brien on which he talked about how much he loves MTV's My Super Sweet 16. Even I'm really gay and I don't like that shit! He said he has watched every episode at least 3 or 4 times! Hot damn!

This CAN'T be real...

Popbitch is reporting this story about Grace Jones...

When Grace had a music career, she was picked
up at the airport in the UK on her way to a
meeting with her record company by a young
lad, for whom looking after Grace was
his first job in the music industry.
Driving into London, Grace announced she was
hungry, ordered the car to pull over and
demanded her new assistant buy her Hula-Hoops,
which she insisted on eating off his fingers.
When they reached the record company offices,
Grace demanded that the boy attend the
meetings with her. Once the meeting started,
Grace took his hand, shoved it up her skirt and
inserted one of his fingers into her arsehole,
where it remained throughout the meeting.

Maria Sharpova heading to Desperate Housewives

Tennis darling, Maria Sharapova is telling friends that she's been offered a role on the hit show Desperate Housewives. She didn't say what the role would be, just said it was a cameo for Season 2.

Kim loves her Bacardi

Former sexpot, Kim Cattrall has signed a deal to be the face of Barcadi's new Island Breeze. It's no Gap contract, but at least she's got something! Kim told reporters "I have always enjoyed cocktails socially, but I have been conscious of both the calories and drinking in moderation. That is why I agreed to endorse Island Breeze. It is the first lite spirit. Now, I can have great tasting, lighter cocktails that are low in calories. Now that's sexy."

See the ad at Gawker

Britney Spears having a girl?

It seems that Brit's PR rep accidentially let the sex slip of Brit's new bundle of joy. When journalist put calls into her rep asking about a hospital visit and a possible complication in the pregnancy her rep responded with "She's ok. Mother and daughter are doing fine."

Salma Hayek looking hot!

Here's some pics on the set of Salma Hayek and Jared Leto's new flick Lonely Hearts in which Salma plays the female lead role of Martha Beck, a serial killer in the 1940s who, with accomplice Raymond Martinez Fernandez (Leto), found victims through personal ads. John Travolta and Laura Dern also star.

Britney's Show to Debut May 17th

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's reality show for UPN will make its debut Tuesday, May 17th in a special hour-long episode. Mark your calendars and stock up on your cheetos!

Emma Roberts the next Hilary Duff!

Emma Roberts who is best known as being Julia Roberts niece has just signed on to star in Camp Couture for Paramount Pictures. The fish-out-of-water story follows a spoiled, trendy teen who is forced by her parents to go to a "regular" camp filled with misfits and not the famed elite fashion camp known as Camp Couture that she would like to attend.

God I hope Julia plays her mom.

Kristen Chenoweth, Hollywood Movie Star

Kristen Chenoweth is best known for her Broadway work in Wicked and You're a Good Man Charlie Brown. But lately the ho has been making the Hollywood rounds. She'll be seen in Bewitched and The Pink Panther this year. She's just signed up for RV starring Robin Williams which is being described as a roadside comedy. Ack!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Lisa Turtle!

Birthday Sluts

Adrien Brody (32)
Sarah Michelle Gellar (28)
Da Brat (31)
David Justice (39)
Julie Christie (64)
Loretta Lynn (70)

The Top 10 Best Things about Britney being pregnant!

From Best Week Ever.. This shit is funny!

1. Frito-Lay stock is going to shoot up. Britney is eating Cheetos for 2!

2. Now all Kevin needs is an Asian kid, a Hispanic kid, and a Middle Eastern kid to complete the cycle! Keep up the good work dude!

3. Being pregnant will finally motivate Britney to stop smoking... in public.

4. Now Kevin can start saying "We're pregnant," to make it sound like he's actually doing something for once.

5. At last, Britney won't be the only one at her five-year high school reunion in Louisiana without a kid.

6. Kevin can finally rub Britney's stomach and use his "Girl, You got Served" joke that used to crack Shar Jackson up all the time.

7. Being a mother, Britney will have a whole new subject to lip-sync about.

8. Kevin will finally have someone to hang out with while laying around and doing nothing.

9. At least the Spears/Federline kid will know one thing-- how to dance. And... that's probably it.

10. Britney and Kevin will get to name the baby all by themselves. And we're talking about a girl who named her dogs Bit Bit and Lacy Loo, so the possibilities are endless!

Chris Klein Arrested for DUI!!!

Chris Klein was arrested back in February on DUI and nobody even noticed! Damn that's sad!

Here's the story

Nicky is looking better!

Nicky Kidman hasn't been looking so hot lately. But at last night's German premiere of The Interpreter the ho managed to pull herself together. She's a little goth, but Nicky's been losing her sense of fashion style lately.

What a dirty bitch!

A diner at a restaurant in Germany was given nearly $1500 from the courts after he put a live cockroach in his mouth! Ewwwwwww! The man was at a Chinese restaurant when he stuck his hand into a bowl of peanuts. He munched on the handful of peanuts only to realize that he was also muching on something else! The live cockroach!!!

The man told the court he had not been able to eat peanuts since the incident in November 2003.

TV RATINGS: Things get Desperate

Desperate Housewive's continued to bulldoze over the competition and has landed on the Number 1 spot this week, taking out both American Idol and CSI!

 

#1 - Desperate Housewives (ABC)

#2 - Basketball (CBS)

#3 - American Idol - Tuesday (FOX)

#4 - American Idol - Wednesday (FOX)

#5 - CSI (CBS)

Paul Abdul is a Drug Addict!

 

The National Enquirer, which I know isn't legit but neither am I, is reporting that Paula Abdul has a major addiction to painkillers. They claim that Paula began taking the pills as a result of a spinal surgery she had.

 

A source close to Abdul says, "She gobbles down painkillers like there's no tomorrow to calm her frayed nerves. It seems like when she's in a stressful situation, she pops a pill."

 

And I for one totally believe this, because she acts so loco on American Idol and in last night's episode she practically stumbled off her desk!

 

I am worth $1,740,200.00

Thanks to Rowan.. check out this site and tell me how much you're worth! Post your worth in the comments section!

Bai Ling continues to boggle my mind!

The D-List's Hot Slut of the Month, Bai Ling is absolutely mad! Here's some recent pics at a photoshoot. I'm not sure what she's trying to do, but she looks hot!

iPod Shuffle Cake

Hmm...cake...

Thanks to Gizmodo

Living with Fran

So I finally watched some of Fran Drescher's new series Living with Fran. Let me just say it's god awful. Don't even bother with it. That's it for now!

Al Reynolds ain't too slick!

"Star, I thought we were going to go with the Valentino and not the Wang!" - Al Reynolds

Everyone favorite bitch, Star Jones' husband Al Reynolds was spotted checking into a NYC hotel late at night..hmm....

I work at the front desk of a NYC hotel. Last night around 10, Al Reynolds (yes THAT Al Reynolds) asked if we had any rooms available and checked into the hotel.

Star was nowhere to be seen. He was alone but who knows if he had someone meet him in the room.
What’s the deal?

I personally know from a very reliable source that Al Reynolds is as gay as a chihuahua in a tutu.

The Gisele Barbie

Chad Michael Murray to marry this weekend!

House of Wax hunk Chad Michael Murray will marry his One Tree Hill co-star Sophia Bush this weekend in an "undisclosed location." They reportedley were in Las Vegas this past weekend having their bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Damn, why do these people marry so young?!?

Jlo and I are totally soulmates!

"Cleaning is fun!" - Jant

Jant and I are totally meant to be best friends. Both of us love to clean house! She said: "I love to clean up. I can't have a room unclean." Girl, I think it's the latin in us. We can't wait to come home from a hard day at work and just pour some Ajax on something!

Orlando & Brad are totally fucking!

Orlando Bloom said that Brad Pitt totally helped him with his split from Kate Bosworth.
Orlando said: "Brad helped me through the rough period after my split from Kate."

You know, sometimes I read my stories and I can't believe it. I'm basing this all on one sentence! Read this several times and see if you agree with me.

Joaquin Phoenix goes to Rehab

Joaquin used to be seriously hot, but then he got all bloated and fat. The reason for this? He's an alcoholic and now he's getting help for it.

His publicist Susan Patricola said: "He was uncomfortable with the way that he was living his life and found the courage to deal with the disease."

Well bravo! The first step is admitting it!

Suzanne Somers is a Broadway Baby!

Suzanne Somers one-woman show The Girl in the Thunderbird will begin performances on Broadway July 8th and run until September. The show is being described as a multimedia musical featuring videos, song and pictures. The show will play an engagement in Toronto before coming to The Great White Way.

This shit will be seriously hot, trust me!

TV Show Cancellations and Renewals

John Stamos tried, but unfortunately nobody wanted it. His ABC show Jake in Progress has been canned. His show joins Enterprise, JAG, Third Watch, American Dreams, Point Pleasant, North Shore, LAX and Medical Investigators in the graveyard.

Still undecided is Will & Grace, Judging Amy, 8 Simple Rules, Arrested Development, Jack & Bobby, Kevin Hill, The Office and Summerland. Me thinks most of these will be renewed.

And the renewals are of course Lost, Desperate Housewives, Alias, 24, Boston Legal, Grey's Anatamoy, Gilmore Girls, House, Joey, ER, Las Vegas, Medium, Numb3rs, and many...many more!

The Latest Charlie Production Still!

Here's the latest production still for the upcoming Charlie & the Chocolate Factory. This just doesn't look right...

Snow Cake Sluts!

Kim Cattrall and Carrie-Anne Moss have joined the feature film cast of Snow Cake. They have joined Sigourney Weaver and Alan Rickman in the drama which is about a weird relationship between an autistic woman and a man that was just in an almost fatal car accident.

Do I smell Oscar for Kim? No, that's just her designer imposter!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Daisy Fuentes

Birthday Sluts

Rick Schroeder (35)
Caroline Rhea (41)
Ron Perlman (55)
Paul Sorvino (66)

Brit is Pregnant Y'all!

Confirmed! She posted this letter on her website.

Dear Fans,
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Love,
Britney & Kevin

CAN IT BE?!?

Is my favorite Tiffany from America's Next Top Model going home on Tomorrow's episode!?!

Watch the clip

And it was confirmed that South Africa will be a destination for the girls!

Save Donna's Wig!

Last night was VH1's Save the Music concert and Donna Summer performed with a nappy wig. Damn, doesn't she have money for a good one?

Anne Heche is every woman's dream!

PageSix is reporting that Anne Heche and her creepy husband, Coley Lafoon were at Prive nightclub in Miami when a hot catfight broke out! And Anne was the object of the fight! One pretty girl tried to get into the VIP section where Anne was and shouted "I have to see her! She was my first crush!" The chick then shoved another chick and they started fighting! They threw eachother to the floor and went at it! I wonder if Anne jacked to that?

OH HELL NAW!!!

Wisconsin is seriously ghetto! They are considering legalizing cat huntin! Bitch's hide your furry friends! Residents in 72 counties were asked whether free-roaming cats — including any domestic cat that isn't under the owner's direct control or any cat without a collar — should be listed as an unprotected species. If listed as so, the cats could be hunted.

Statewide results were expected Tuesday.

The Chihuahua Elite

Why the hell isn't my chihuahua on the list!?! Heads will roll!

Michael Douglas denies facelift! SHUT UP!

Michael Douglas is denying he's had any kind of comsetic surgery. On a recent night out, he was photographed looking like Frankenstein with bandages and such. But his rep says "he had lesions removed from his ear."

That's even more disgusting!

Demi Whore to be new face of Versace

Everyone's favorite MILF will follow in Madonna's steps and be the new face of Versace this Fall.

Mel Gibson forces me to nap!

Mel Gibson wants to bore me some more! He is making plans to turn the Pope's life into a feature film. He has already filmed an ending for the movie. Guess what the ending is! He dies!

Please save us and let this film never see the light of day!

Mariah continues to blow my mind!

Here's some pics at the Good Morning America concert:


"Ooooh...I'm gonna pop!" - Mariah Carey (to herself)


"Listen bitch, this is my fucking game." - Diane Sawyer


"Call 911 bitches! My girdle is gonna blow!" - Mariah Carey

Sometimes a picture speaks for itself!

The blonde on the right to the blonde in the middle: "I'm so pissed he's wearing my purple dress!"

Another day...another dolla!

Congrats to the new Miss USA, Chelsea Cooley. She represented North Carolina! I'm sure her first job as Miss USA is to blow The Trump!

Note to La Lopez: Walk towards the light!

JLo was apparently fearful of her own gorgeous life recently when she had a scary run-in with the paparazzi! She almost had a car accident when her car freaked out and screeched at a traffic light. . "It was the paparazzi trying to beat the light on the same turn with us," she said. "Sometimes they feel like it's a game; like they're playing cops and robbers. I got goosepimples!"

Goosepimples? Probably on her ass! Ewww, girl get those removed!

Victoria Gotti can't act!

Victoria Gotti was set to make her Off-Broadway debut on April 9th in We're Still Hot, but she didn't go on. My sources tell me that the bitch can't act or get her lines right and she won't even show up to rehearsal!

However, a spokesbitch said she will be in the show on April 30th. Don't hold your breath!

We're Still Hot, directed by Sue Wolf, tells the story of four women in their 50s rediscovering what they loved and hated about each other as they put together a show for their 35th high school reunion. Despite the hot flashes and the mood swings, the show's foursome end up celebrating their changes and gaining a new outlook on life. The musical features a book by J.J. McColl and score by McColl and Rueben Gurr.

Rosie wants that Broadway magic again!

Rosie O'Donnell and Danny Aiello are currently in talks to headline the Broadway mounting of Folding the Monster, a new play by Alexander Dinelaris. And no Rosie won't be playing a dyke! The drama involves an Italian woman and her father residing in Washington Heights and is expected to bow on the Great White Way in the fall of 2005.

"I love the script," O'Donnell told Broadway.com. "My early dreams as an actress were to play daughter to Danny Aiello and Gene Hackman, but Danny is more like me--he's from New York, he's big... he's the father you dream of." O'Donnell said she reacted to the script emotionally from the first reading. "Everyone has father issues," she pointed out. "Including me."

Alfre Woodard goes Desperate

The lovely Alfre Woodard will move to Wisteria Lane on Season 2 of Desperate Housewives. She'll play a seemingly normal woman who brings her young son to the neighborhood. She is expected to have a lengthy stint on the ABC show.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Haviland Morris

Birthday Sluts

Andy Garcia (49)
Claire Danes (26)
Marley Shelton (31)
Shannen Doherty (34)
Vince Gill (48)
David Cassidy (55)
David Letterman (58)

Britney is a hot bitch!

Now I give Britney a lot of flack, but overall I think she's a hot bitch. She's trailer trash, but still hot. So some 10 year-old girl heard Brit was staying in a hotel near her home in Santa Monica. So she went to the hotel, found Brit's room number and then slipped a note under her door asking for an interview for her school newspaper.

Britney called the girl and told her "ask anything you want!"

Britney would not confirm that she was preggers, but did tell the girl that she wanted a baby. The best thing about her marriage to dancer Kevin Federline was "just having somebody that always has your back no matter what. No matter what goes wrong, somebody is there for you."

Damn that lil' girl is totally scooped Star Magazine! Boo Ya!

ASSton, give me a break!

Ashton Kutcher deserves a fucking humanitarian award somebody. Apparently he wanted to commit suicide after he learned his twin brother only had hours to live. Ashton wanted to kill himself so his brother could have his heart. Now that's really rich!

He said: "I'm standing on the balcony, thinking about jumping off, and my dad comes out and says: 'What are you thinking about?'

"I tell him. He comes over and says 'you can't do that' - and right then the doctors come rushing out saying: 'We have to prepare the OR. A woman died in Florida in a car accident, and there's a heart on the way.'"

Don't love the way timing works?

Dear Pussycat Dolls...

I already had to write Renee a letter (see below) on eating and now it pains me to write you girls this letter. You look like straight up tranny's. I'm sorry to tell you this. I'm sure men love you, but I think they love you cause you look like you're carrying major stick. I suggest you lay off the Covergirl and stop buying your clothes at Charlotte Russe. I love you girls and I only want the best for you.

xoxoxoxoMichael K

Dear Renee...

You look nasty and you need to eat a bagel or something. E-mail me your fucking address and I'll send some Fresh Direct your fucking way. Girl, I'll even come over and we'll eat some cheetos and milkshakes on the dl. Nobody has to know, mums the word!

Love and Kisses,
Michael K

Mickey Rourke hates Paris Hilton

Mickey Rourke is over Paris Hilton and doesn't think she deserves to be called an "actress." He thinks she's fucking up the credibility of real actors.

"It has to do with little tiny shit that gets under my skin. Business stuff.

"It's like... the word 'actress'. You know. Cate Blanchett is an actress. Paris Hilton is not a fucking actress. I mean, how can they use the same fucking word?

"You see what gets under my fucking skin? You know? It's shit like that. It would make me go off."

You took the words right out of my mouth, Mickey.

Hot Slut of the Week: AUDREY LANDERS!!

There was much debate over this week's HSL of the week. But I decided that it should be the deliciously trashy Audrey Landers! Audrey is quite the thespian. She gradudated HS two years early and attended both Columbia University and the prestigious Juillard School.



She is a TV powerhouse starring in some of the biggest series of all-time! She played Afton Cooper on Dallas for several years before leaving for a life on the big screen. I remember her best for playing Val in the film version of A Chorus Line in 1985. I thought she was so fucking hot!



Along with her big sister, Judy, Audrey became one half of The Landers Sisters. These sluts were hot. They were in several TV shows together and are currently working on a movie called Island Fever which will follow The Landers family TV dynasty.



Audrey is currently married with 2 kids. Congrats Audrey, you are one of the hottest ever!

CT the Model

If anybody watches any of the Real World/Road Rules Challenges then you know exactly who CT from Real World Paris is. Well he's with New York Models now. He looks so faggy in the 2nd pic.

Christina Ricci actually looks hot..

JLo goes Live!

JLo is telling the press that she wants to tour this year, but movie commitments have kept her busy. She said: "I've been planning the tour for so long, but it's always been hard because of movie projects."

"It's hard to juggle both because I go away make an album, promote it and put as much time as I can into it, but then I want to go back and do a movie."

"It's hard to juggle both, but I hope it happens one day, that's all I can say."

That bitch can't perform live, the lip-syncing technology is not there yet!

Paris Hilton's new man!

Paris Hilton loves those older men!

Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane

OH NO! has a pic of Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane on the new Superman Returns film. God, she looks awful! This is going to be one helluva turkey!

Jenny Aniston is a Godmother

Courtney and David Arquette held a baptism for their daughter Coco this past weekend in Birmingham, Alabahma. Don't ask me why Alabahma. Anyway, they chose Jenny Aniston as their Godmother. That's all, after writing this, I realize how boring this story is!

Hot Apprentice News!

For anybody that is currently watching the latest Apprentice, you know that Chris Shelton (above) is such an asshole! He yells at everyone, is addicted to chewing tobacco and faces getting fired nearly every week! Well, guess what?! The bitch got arrested! Police were called to the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Tampa, FL after Chris Shelton was behaving loudly in the lobby. The officers tried to calm him down, to no avail.

"He was at the lobby causing a scene," the police report said. "There were several patrons in the area who were visibly shaken by his actions. After several attempts to calm Shelton, he continued to yell and curse, refusing to calm down and stop causing a scene."

You know that bitch doesn't make it to the finals!

Click to see his mugshot!

The Jetsons and Batman News

Reports are that The Jetsons film is in casting stage looking for a release next year. Warner Bros. is hoping for Steve Martin to headline the cast as George Jetson. JESUS CHRIST!


Also, a fan got to chat up Christian Bale on the upcoming Batman film. Christian told her that he was ready for Batman 2 and there are talks of him and Brandon Routh squaring off the much anticipated Batman VS Superman. HOT!

Shark Attack!

New Line Cinema has snatched up the rights to Meg, a horror flick about an 80-foot long prehistoric shark whom is known to be the ancestor of the great white shark. Meg was originally a book published in 1997 and set up at Hollywood Pictures where it has been stuck in development hell. New Line is moving forward with it and have set Jan de Bont to direct!

I sense another starring role for Paris Hilton!

CHiPs the Movie

Will Hollywood stop making cheesy TV shows into feature films? Erik Estrada confirmed that sitcom star George Lopez (above) is currently re-working a film version of the cop show CHiPs. He's looking to modernize it and add more humor. According to Erik, George Lopez and Matthew Perry are likely to star.

Beyonce is a Dreamgirl

Beyonce is in deep talks to join DreamWorks Dreamgirls which is based on the Broadway musical. Bill Condon (Gods & Monsters) will direct the flick which is the thinly veiled story of Diana Ross and The Supremes. The film is expected to start in the fall in Los Angeles.

Beyonce?!? OMG!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Amy Steel from Friday the 13th: Part 2!

Birthday Sluts

Vincent Gallo (43)
Jennifer Esposito (32)

Box Office: Sahara's HOT!

Sahara picked out Fever Pitch to hit this weekend's number one.

#1 - Sahara ($18.5 Million)
#2 - Sin City ($14.1 Million)
#3 - Fever Pitch ($13 Million)
#4 - Guess Who ($7.1 Million)
#4 - Beauty Shop ($7.1 Million)

The Charlie Posters!

And Camilla continues to wear gross hats!

He totally got that skirt at Forever 21!

Mariah Channels Cher

Don't get too close to Naomi or she'll beat your ass down!

Ice-T's Wife is trash!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Bonnie Franklin!

Birthday Sluts

Michael Pitt (24)
Haley Joel Osment (17)
Mandy Moore (21)
Sophie Ellis-Bextor (26)
Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds (47)
Steven Segal (54)