Jar of your Finest Jelly...

The Smoking Gun has a copy of Ashlee Simpson's concert rider. It's pretty standard, although she does state she's using pre-recorded music and demands a jar of "your finest jelly."

See it

Congrats to Charlie & Cammy!

Finally their love can be free for all the world to see...but why is Cammy wearing a porcupine?




Harry is so much hotter than William!


Cammy what is up with these hats?!? She like invaded a wheat field or somethin'

Hot Slut of the Day!

The Fabulous Moolah!

Birthday Sluts

Jesse McCartney (18)
Yoanna House (25)
Keisha Knight Pulliam (26)
Jenna Jameson (31)
Cynthia Nixon (39)
Dennis Quaid (51)

Oksana's back!

Everyone's favorite ice-bitch is back!

Here she is at last night's opening of On Golden Pond.

Pay up Puffy!

A NYC court has ordered Sean Combs aka Puffy aka Puff Daddy aka P-Diddy to pay up $21,000 a month in child support to an ex-girlfriend with whom he has an 11yo son with! GODDAMN! Misa Hylton-Brym (above) his ex, was suing Puffy for $389,000 in back support as well as wanting an increase of $35,000 a month. Puff currently gives her $4,000 a month.

Somebody find a way to get me preggers so I can have Puffy's baby! ASAP!

The Top 10 of 2005, So Far....

We have decided since we have so much time on our hands, to put together our Top 10 of our favorite things so far.. This will will most likely drastically change each month. There's not enough to name the best films yet, cause everything out there sucks! But here's our picks!

MUSIC:

10. New Order "Waiting for the Sirens' Call"
9. Moby "Hotel"
8. The Decemberists "Picaresque"
7. Mariah Carey "The Emancipation of Mimi"
6. Thievrey Corporation "The Cosmic Game"
5. LCD Soundsystem "LCD SoundSystem"
4. Garbage "Bleed Like Me"
3. 50 Cent "The Massacre"
2. Tori Amos "The Beekeeper"
1. Emma Bunton "Free Me" (which technically came out in the US this year)

TV:

10. American Idol
9. Debbie Travis' Facelift
8. America's Next Top Model 4
7. Project Runway
6. Alias
5. The Amazing Race 7
4. The Apprentice 3
3. Arrested Development
2. Desperate Housewives
1. Lost

Tatum O'Neal is a drunk wreck!

PageSix is reporting that Tatum O'Neal was a drunken mess last night at NYC's Pop Burger. Tatum arrived at the lounge around midnight and ordered some cosmos and then spilled one on another customer and didn't even apologize! She just walked outside to smoke. Tatum then met up with a blonde girl and started chatting her up and that's when the fun really started!

"They started fooling around and were full-on making out," a spywitness told PAGE SIX's Jared Paul Stern. "Then she started feeling the girl's boobs and rubbing her crotch. It got so graphic that the manager had to keep sending a waiter to the table to tell them to stop because they were causing a scene."

Holy Hell! Why wasn't I invited! GD you Tatum!

Jennifer Anthony

Don't call her JLo! Jennifer Lopez is ready to ditch her name and take on her husband's name both personally and professionals. Jennifer Anthony sounds like a fat, suburban housewife if you ask me.

A source said: "Marc never liked the whole J-Lo thing. He thought it wasn't very classy."

"Do Something" is a hit for Britney without being released!

Britney's single Do Something hasn't even been released by her label, but it has debuted at 100 on the Billboard US charts and has peaked at 6 on the UK charts.

American radio stations began playing the track - one of two new songs included on last year's Greatest Hits: My Prerogative set - after being swamped by requests from fans.

If you haven't heard the song, it sucks!

In Touch Magazine Names Best Male Chests!

Ghetto magazine, In Touch has named the hottest male chests. I'm not sure if I agree!

#1 - Matthew McConaughey


#2 - Josh Duhamel


George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Usher rounded out the poll.

Elton John on a budget!

Elton John has been told by his production company to stop spending so much! His company has an overdraft of nearly $60 Million dollars! 2004 records show that he spends nearly $60,000 a month just on flowers! Damn bitch go into your garden and pick some!

He also spends $10,000 a month on his fucking dogs! Damn my dog is lucky to get a fucking bath!

He said: "I have a flair for writing songs but I don't have a flair for business.

"I don't have any people to leave money to. I am a single man. I like to spend money."

Damn bitch, spend some money on me!

R.I.P. Angie from The Apprentice

Damn! I thought this bitch was going far!

Clooney & Cate, Together at last!

George Clooney and recent Oscar winner Cate Blanchett have teamed up for a WWII romantic thriller called The Good German. Cooney (what my mom calls him) will play a Yankee journalist who sent to cover some shit in Germany. Instead he uses the time to investigate a mysterious murder of love and lost.

UGH!

A Garfield Sequel?!?

In absolutely awful news, Fox is looking to create a sequel for that disaster that was Garfield. Damn, I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt had to do some begging. Garfield 2 is set to destroy theaters on July 28th 2006.

Hot Slut of the Day!

ANN B. DAVIS!!!

Birthday Sluts

Vivienne Westwood (64)
Patricia Arquette (37)
Robin Wright Penn (39)

Hot Slut of the Month: BAI LING!!!

We are pleased to announce that the hot mess known as Bai Ling has been crowned March's Hot Slut of the Month. She beat out the likes of Lisa Lisa, The Kano Sisters, Pamela Sue Martin and Nicole Jackson.

Bai is everything we would want out of a hot slut. She's a wreck and she is skinny as shit!



She joins past Hot Slut of the Month's Dorian Lord and Leslie Easterbrook.

See you at the finals Bai!

Hilary Swank has a fancy bunny cage

from justjared

Nicky Hilton's Wig

PinkisthenewBlog has pics of Nicky Hilton wearing a hideous brown wig (I hope it's a wig) for FHM. She will never be Paris! NEVER!

A Quote from Group Hug..

This quote is disgusting, but really hot!

R.I.P. Lluvy from America's Next Top Model

Goodbye to the janitor from Modesto,CA! We will miss your chihuahua-like face!

Lluvy's page on the ANTM4 Website

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day

"I just looked at the make-up, because you don't gots to talk to it and it don't talk back to you" - Tiffany

Tiffany's Page on the ANTM4 Website

"Amazing Race" Winners leaked?

A national betting website Sportsbook has halted all betting on the current season of Amazing Race due to an irregular betting pattern on one couple. During a 12-hour period there was a huge jump in maximum bets on one particular couple.

"Sportsbook.com is no longer taking bets on The Amazing Race. In fairness to our customers we will honor all wagers that have already been placed on this event," said Alex Czajkowski, Marketing Director, Sportsbook.com.

SPOILER: Click here only if you wish to see who the winning couple might be!

Chloe Sevigny is NASTY!

via: gofugyourself

But she loves my dog!

IDIOTS!

A couple of days ago I reported that sluts were waiting in line for the premiere of next month's Star Wars, Episode III. Those sluts are waiting at Mann's Chinese theater, but the problem is..that shit isn't premiering there! It's due to premiere at the ArcLight Cinema a mile away. Those sluts are dumb! Still, they won't move because they think it's a rumor! "We've heard all this before," fan Sarah Sprague said, noting there were plenty of rumors in 1999 and 2002 that previous "Star Wars" movies weren't opening at the Chinese Theater. The rumors were false and the films were shown there.

Modern Oompa Loompa's

Tim Burton has re-imagined the look of the oompa loompa for the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake.



I'm not so sure about this one.

Rolling Stone's Top 500 Songs of ALL-TIME

See list

Why aren't the Spice Girls on this fucking list?

Madonna can't speak to her own kids!

Madonna and hubby Guy Ritchie are having trouble understanding their own kids! Why? Because Lourdes and Rocco speak in French all the time! They pretty much don't speak English at all at home. The two have been attending the prestigious Lycee Francais School in London where they are learning French. John Ritchie (Guy's dad) is quoted in The Sun as saying: "Rocco is certainly picking up a lot of French.

"He speaks it all the time at home because Lourdes is fluent. They talk to each other in French all day, chatting away non-stop.

"It's very funny. Neither Guy or Madonna speak a word of the language so they cannot understand anything."

Wouldn't you think Madonna would learn? What a bitch!

Britney is an unfit mother!

Britney Spears has been barred from looking after her 8-month-old stepson Kaleb. Kevin Federline's baby momma, Shar Jackson told Star Magazine "As a mom, I won't put my baby in the hands of somebody who can't handle it. Britney has no experience with babies, and Kevin's a great dad, but his only experience is with Kori, and he had my help the whole time."

Oh but I'm sure you'll let her pay some of your bills, Shar!

Dueling Capote's

There are two Truman Capote biopics currently scheduled to premiere at next month's Cannes Film Festival. The first one entitled Capote stars Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Truman and Catherine Keener as Harper Lee. This one already wrapped production and will also be seen at The Tribeca Film Festival.

The second one has a much more starrier cast and is currently entitled Every Word Is True. Toby Jones stars as Capote and the rest of the cast includes Sandra Bullock, Hope Davis, Gwyneth Paltrow, Isabella Rossellini & Sigourney Weaver. This one is set to end production April 30th in Texas.

Why does everything come in pairs?

Daniel Craig denis Bond ties

I reported yesterday that Daniel Craig was pretty much signed for a 3-picture deal to play the next Agent 007, beating out Clive Owen. Although today, he has denied it. A spokeswoman told The Sun that he wasn't in talks, but she couldn't discuss further either.

People, people let's just cast Vicky Beckham and get it over with!

Jessica Simpson is Daisy Duke

This looks like soft porn!

UPDATE - Click here for more pics and a play by play on the Trailer.

The Duff Sisters go Material

Hilary Duff is kinda cute, in a not-so-cute kind of way and her older sister Haylie is just straight up not-cute. Well the two sisters hope to be the next Olsens and will star in Material Girls, a comedy directed by Martha Coolidge to be shot this month in Los Angeles. The flick follows a pair of celebutante cosmetics heiresses who lose their fortune in a corporate scandal and launch an investigation to expose the culprit.

The song was inspired by Madonna's famous song.

Boy this is going to tank!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Audrey Landers

Birthday Sluts

Russell Crowe (41)
Andrew Beevans (25)
Jackie Chan (51)
Francis Ford Coppola (66)

Hasselbeck has baby girl!

The View co-host and Survivor alumn, Elizabeth Hasselbeck gave birth to a baby girl today!

Congrats!

Michael Jackson's shower partner Revealed!

Yesterday in the whole Michael Jackson on trial thing, a maid testified to witnessing our favorite gloved-one taking a shower with a young boy. The maid claims that the boy was Wade Robson. Wade Robson is a choreographer who has worked with everyone from Britney to Justin. He was even part of a whole love-triangle involving Brit and Justin. This all happened when Wade was just 8 or 9 years old.

The maid said "First I thought they were playing in the bathtub or the Jacuzzi ... and I walked in, I peek in, and they were in the shower," she said. She saw their underwear on the floor outside the shower and immediately left without saying anything. Jackson's defense team quizzed her about how she could have seen anything if the shower door were steamed up, and she said she was sure she saw "Mr. Jackson and the little kid."

This made me almost vomit! It's so sad :(

Are they talking about Posh?

I read another hot Popbitch article about a surgical procedure new moms can go through to come out of the hospital looking hot as hell. First off, the celebrity mother gets her silicone breast implants removed early in her pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the baby is born (usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to
get too fat) new implants are put back, liposuction is done on the arse and thighs plus a full tummy tuck to get rid of all signs of pregnancy. The new mother keeps hidden from the public for about ten days while everything heals - which, of course, is not suspicious, as she's just given birth.

Many private hospitals around the world now offer this as part of the birth package.
Nursing staff at London's celebrity-friendly Portland Hospital have an unofficial name for the package which honours, they claim, one of its earliest adopters.

They call it the "Mend it like Beckham"

This can't be true!

The Donkey Punch?

Has anyone heard of this. Popbitch described what's called the "donkey punch." When going at it for a while the bottom of the "bottom" can get too relaxed, so the "top" can lose enjoyment.

To orgasm, the man on top punches his partner really hard in the kidneys... so that he
involuntarily clenches with the shock and pain...and the guy on top gets his rocks off.

Note to anybody out there I might have/having sex with. If you do this to me, I will punch you in the Goddamned teeth!

Johnnie Cochran's Funeral was a C-List affair!

Johnnie Cochran's funeral was held today and the stars were out! All our favorites arrived! Star Jones and her gay husband, O.J. Simpson and MJ! They even sold T-shirts!


O.J.'s looking puffy!


Michael Jackson accidentally glued his hands shut!


Star Jones with Patti Labelle! Did she get those sunglasses in Williamsburg?


He hates her so much!


Somebody buy me this T!

Heidi and Seal to make it legal!

Heidi Klum and Seal have announced that they will marry before the birth of their child. Heidi is currently 5-months knocked up with the singer's baby. "We will marry before the birth of our child," he told a German newspaper.

Bunnies are Hot Shit!

Brook Shields heads to "Chicago" via London

Brook Shields is becoming quite the musical theater star and racking up some creds. Our favorite Calvin Klein jeans girl has been in everything from Cabaret to Grease to Wonderful Town on Broadway. And now she's about to spread a little sunshine to London. She will play Roxie for 9 weeks in the London production of Chicago beginning April 26th.

I've personally never seen her perform. Can this bitch sing?

Models are Nazis

Models are hot sluts, but they have it so easy. It's really not fair. What did they do in a past life to basically be born rich. If you're born beautiful, you basically are going to be rich or you're stupid. Nowadays you don't have to have any talent, just a hot body and a face for money.

That being said, last night was some book party for some stupid book Sexy Volume 3: A Tribute to a Decade of Sexy Swimwear. Don't run out and get that shit. Here's the pics of those skinny bitches chatting about Penta and Cream Cheese!



"Gisele that top is so fucking disgusting. Forever 21 must've had a sale." - Heidi Klum
"Heidi, looks like you've been eating too much of your own candies!" - Gisele



"Holding this book makes me look so smart!" - Gisele

Tim Burton is so sick of squirrels!

Tim Burton and company spent millions on a particular scene in the upcoming Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The scene involved squirrels cracking nuts and this apparently drove Timmy absolutely nuts as well! Tim said: "We used actual rodents. From birth, we sent them to training school for six months."

A source added: "Tim was determined to bring the nut room to life. Using squirrels proved too difficult in the first film, but he spent millions of pounds getting it right."

Hollywood is so weird.

Britney & Kevin sleep apart!

"Kevin, go sleep in the bungalow's ya'll!" - Britney Spears

Is there trouble in white-trashville? For one reason or another we love Spederline. We love how trashy they are, we want Britney to be pregnant, we want Kevin to be cheating on her, we love love love it and we can't wait for their show on the UPN. I personally feel for Britney. I know what it's like to be in ghetto love. Ghetto love consumes you. Britney, don't let this consume you girl.

Anyhow, PageSix is reporting that they stayed in a hotel recently because their Malibu pad is being renovated. But Britney and Kevin slept in separate areas. A spywitness staying there said, "They moved into the hotel because their house in Malibu is being renovated. But Britney stayed in the main building and Kevin stayed in the bungalows.

"They were not together at all the entire week. They called their family in for an emergency meeting. They are having serious issues, and the families were called to try and help them work it out."

Britney girl, get yourself a better man. Kevin ain't right for you. You know you're not ready for thug luvin'!

Will this Bond shit ever end!

Ok, first I reported Clive Owen then Pierce Brosnan now The Sun is reporting that neither of those chaps are starring in the next Bond flick. But they are saying that the role will go to Daniel Craig. Producers have offered him a 3-picture Bond deal as Agent 007. A film source said: "Everybody who works at Eon Productions, who make the Bond movies, has been told Daniel is the new 007. He is going through the deal with his lawyers.

"It is a big commitment for a minimum of ten years but he has indicated he will take the job."

Will somebody please send this that memo that Victoria Beckham needs to be 007, STAT!

Mariah Carey for President!

Mariah Carey is seriously one of the hottest sluts I've ever seen and heard. This bitch continues to say crazy things. She is in Europe right now, promoting the hell out of her album The Emancipation of Mimi. Well, apparently she hates elevators. Especially ones in the UK because they are so small! She told The Big Issue, that after being stuck several times in "elevators" in Germany, Japan and in her own apartment "I really, really hate elevators."

She added: "But I go in them when I have to. In Britain, the elevators seem to be much smaller than in America, so it gets me feeling even more uneasy.

"All the time I'm saying 'can't we just take the stairs?' I'm always about stairs unless it's 20 flights. I even use stairs when I'm in my heels."

Dannii Minogue is too sexy for this shirt!

Kylie's sister, Dannii Minogue is a bit of a star overseas. Not many sluts know of her here. But apparently the bitch is too sexy for friends! She said: "Having a voluptuous figure can be intimidating to other women.

"Sometimes I just walk into a room and other girls will just be like, 'Hiss,' and I think, 'You don't even know me.'"

I know what that's like Dannii. I wish I wasn't this gorgeous, it's a curse!

Grace Jones will beat a bitch's ass!

Grace Jones is a scary bitch. I would never mess with her ass! Well, on a recent train ride, our favorite Mega-Bitch sat in Premium class without paying for it! She refused to move when she was asked by the police. So what did do they do? They dragged the bitch off! Eurostar spokesman Paul Charles said: "Grace Jones was challenged by the train manager and was told that, as she did not have a premium class ticket, she would have to pay for an upgrade.

"She said she had no money and refused to move from the carriage. Passengers told us that she was arguing and verbally abusing the train manager.

"She then attacked the manager, grabbing her arm. A male catering assistant managed to separate the two women and tried to calm Ms Jones down."

They won't be pressing charges. Holy shit, please find this on video for me! I love that bitch. Let's pool together and send her $20 bucks!

Sean Penn taking Sabbatical

Sean Penn has said that his latest film All the King's Men has left him absolutely exhausted. It's so hard being a movie star. Sean starred in the flick with Jude Law and Kate Winslet. However, he's so tired that he needs an extended vacay. He explains, "The first week back, you want to make up for all the time you spent away from the kids - mistake. You have to pretend you're still away except you're not, so you just sleep and they come to see you, otherwise you're ill. This one (All The King's Men) has been extremely rough. I'm pretty burnt out and I'm going to have a couple of years off at least now."

THANK YOU SLUTS!

I just want to give a shout out to all you sluts that helped me hit 10,859 yesterday! That's in one fucking day! You like me, you really like me!

xoxoxoxoMichaelK

The Starlet!!!

Congratulation's to the Pro-Active needing Michelynne who was crowned The Starlet last night. She can't act her way out of a cardboard box, but you don't need acting skills to win a role on One Tree Hill.

Robert Redford lost in the "Web"

Robert Redford has signed on to star in the live-action version of Charlotte's Web. He will be the voice of a horse. That's kinda funny actually. He joins the all-star cast which includes Dakota Fanning, Julia Roberts, Oprah Winfrey, John Cleese, Steve Buscemi, Reba McEntire, Kathy Bates, Cedric the Entertainer, Thomas Haden Church and Andre Benjamin!

Famke & Hugh in for X3

Negotiations are currently underway for cast members of the X-Men franchise to return for X3. Originally the cast was just signed to 2 films, so now the studio must sweeten the deal for them to return. Matthew Vaughn has already been announced to direct the third flick now that Bryan Singer is busy with Superman Returns. There has been rumors that Halle Berry won't be returning as Storm unless she is the focus. That being said, she, Ian McKellen, Anna Paquin and the rest are currently in talks to return.

Salma Hayek mopping the floor?

This is some weird shit. But apparently this is Salma Hayek in a John Kerry mask mopping the floor at Penelope Cruz's house. This is just too weird.

Read story and see pic here

Hot Slut of the Day!

Marla Gibbs!

Birthday Sluts

Joel West (30)
Zach Braff (30)
Paul Rudd (36)
Billy Dee Williams (68)

Elijah Wood is so gay!

Exhibit A:

I knew they were fucking!

Exhibit B:
Click it

Nicole Kidman Ain't Looking So Hot..

Somebody tell me what she is eating?


I think her skin is falling off, actually.

The Nerd Report

Star Wars, Episode III does not come out May 19th, 2005, but sluts are already in line at Mann's Chinese Theater in Hollywood. OMG I thought I needed to get a life!

Read it!

And the denial's begin..

Sienna Miller is denying that her and Jude Law have split. I reported yesterday that those cunts were done! She told the Daily Mirror: "We are happily engaged."

"It was never our intention to get married immediately and contrary to allegations that we spent weeks apart I've spent three months of this year with Jude in New Orleans.

"I hope this statement will put an end to the constant speculation about our relationship."

The rumors started when Sienna was seen out and about without her engagement ring, but sources claim that the ring was in the shop.

Yeah right, you are a lying bitch Sienna! But a hot one!

Demi Moore goes Spy

Demi Moore is the latest name being tossed around to play the title role in Daisy Scarlett. Every bitch has been attached to this role from Kiera Knightley to Naomi Watts. Daisy Scarlett is described as a female James Bond. Demi doing a British accent is just too fucking hot!

Penelope Cruz and her new man!

All that action, excited her too much!

Mariah Carey continues to say crazy things..

Mariah Carey is a lunatic and a hot one at that. Here are her latest hot quotes:

"I still believe in Santa Claus and I'm whimsical."

and

"I can be professional but really I'm much more like my dog. He's a kid and so am I."

Bananarama is back!

These bitches are so fucking hot!

Click it!

Lauren Bacall needs to stop hating!

Lauren Bacall who once bad-mouthed Nicole Kidman is at it again! The bitch is attacking Hollywood's youth! "I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If you want a good marriage, you must pay attention to that. If you want to be independent, go ahead. You can't have it all. Today, women with minuscule talent are willing to sacrifice everything for their careers. Actors today go into TV, which I don't consider has a lot to do with acting. They only think of stardom. If you photograph well, that's enough. I have a terrible time distinguishing one from another. Girls wear their hair the same, and are much too anorexic-looking. We live in an age of mediocrity. Stars today are not the same stature as Bogie (Humphrey Bogart), Jimmy Cagney, Spencer Tracy, Henry Fonda and Jimmy Stewart."

Bitch stop hating and start negotiating to be a judge on The Starlet II! Your career depends on it!

Clive Out, Pierce Back in as Bond!

Once it seemed that super-hunk Clive Owen was going to be the next Agent 007. Now it seems that producers have been negotiating Pierce Brosnan's return as James Bond for the next 2 Bond films. A source has said "All the stuff we heard about Brosnan being out is just a ploy from both camps. The negotiations between Brosnan and Eon (Bond production company) came to an end because, in the last year, things were up in the air, thanks to all the organizational changes taking place. Brosnan/Eon camps are still going through the motions of bluffing each other: an echo of the old poker game that Cubby Broccoli (former Bond boss) went through with Roger Moore - Moore frequently announced that he wouldn't be back. The mood around Sony is that Brosnan will be back. Hence, the reluctance of the filmmakers to come right out and announce that they have parted ways with Brosnan. Sony are not in a gambling mood. They could lose more with an unknown actor, or with an experienced but unpopular actor. They're well aware that you just can't place any actor in this role."

Just give in already people and cast the gorgeous Victoria Beckham as Bond!

"Housewives" catfight?

It seems that there has been a huge catfight during a recent Vanity Fair photo shoot among the Desperate Divas. According to Vanity Fair writer Ned Zeman, who was present when the bust-up occurred, Marcia Cross "lost it" when Teri Hatcher was moved into the center of the group shot, despite publicists' demands that photographers treat cast members as equals. Zeman says "ABC publicity demanded that, in all the different set-ups that the women would be posed for photographs, Teri Hatcher absolutely was not to be in the center of the women. There had been some tension on the set over who's getting the awards and who's getting most of the magazine covers - that would be Teri Hatcher." Then Teri Hatcher seemed to be getting into the center of most of the pics, through no fault of her own. That's when Marcia Cross blew her lid! "She screamed (the publicists) name and said, in essence, 'I want you to get over here and do your bleeping job...' Then she launched into this profanity-laced tirade. Teri was most visibly upset and got very emotional and was tearing up and was on her cell phone seeking comfort from someone."

However Teri Hatcher says it was blown out of proportion "However it comes off, I believe that everyone is as grateful to be on the show as I am." Meanwhile, cast mate Eva Longoria claims the fight was sparked by over-the-top primping and preening: "They forget we just shot a 16-hour day the day before and when someone's tweaking every little hair, it's like, 'Stop touching us, just shoot the picture.'"

I find this hard to believe! Marcia Cross is a fucking lady!

Another Fantastic Four Poster..

This is going to be hot..

Britney Spears gets unscripted!

"Hey, I get to act ya'll!" - Britney Spears

We all knew this would happen someday, but Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have signed with UPN for an unscripted show. Apparently there was a huge bidding war, everybody wants a piece of Spederline! The unscripted series will follows Spears and Kevin through courtship, engagement and marriage. This is not a reality show as far as I can tell. Damn, this is going to be so good! Bring on the cheetos and red bull, ya'll!

*UPDATE* - It seems that this is a reality show type. Footage was already taken from Britney's European tour as well as her relationship with Kevin and the wedding. I stand corrected, ya'll!

Lucy Liu's Next!

Finally one of my faves, Lucy Liu has another project and me thinks she plays the lead in this one. She has just signed on to star in Rise which is being described as an ultra dark, sexual, supernatural thriller. The story centers on a young female reporter who wakes up in a morgue to discover that she is no longer among the living. She vows revenge against those responsible for putting her there and hunts them down.

I just wet my pants thinking about this.

Denzel & Spike, Together Forever!

Denzel Washington who is currently doing press for his Broadway run of Julius Caesar has said that his next film will team him up yet again with Spike Lee. This will be the 4th time they have worked together. The past films they've worked on have been Mo Better Blues, Malcolm X and He Got Game. Their latest flick called Inside Man will start in June. Denzel said "It’s called Inside Man, and we start shooting it shortly after he finishes his run on Broadway. It’s something different for Denzel and me. This is our fourth time working together, and I’m looking forward to working with him again."

Frank Langella is Perry White!

Frank Langella who used to snog Whoopi Goldberg has been cast as Perry White in Superman Returns. Perry White is Clark Kent's boss at the Daily Planet. The role was originally played by Hugh Laurie who had to leave, because of scheduling conflicts with his show House. Frankie joins Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey and Parker Posey in the flick.

Omarosa Catfight!

Watch Omarosa and Linda Vester in a hot cat fight!

Watch it!

Hot Slut of the Day!

She-Ra, Princess of Power!

Birthday Sluts

Pharrell Williams (32)
Krista Allen (35)
Colin Powell (68)

CREEEPY!!!!

I think public viewings are so weird!

HoHan gets Shit on!

Actually it's just on the set of her new flick, Just My Luck.

source: justjared

The Photoshop Awards: Devon Aoki

source: justjared

Posh's Nanny Quits!

"You hold him, holding him gives me a rash." - Posh

The News of the World has reported that Posh & Becks nanny, Abigail Gibson has quit after fighting with Posh. Reports are that Posh's sister, Louise saw Abigail chatting up with a blonde at a club. Now, this was not your regular blonde. The blonde was none other than Daniella Heath. Dannielle Heath was once Posh's tan sprayer. Dannielle claimed to have an affair with Becks last year. When Posh find out, she was livid! She instantly called Abigail and let her have it!

A Beckham insider told the News of the World: "Abigail is heartbroken. She loves Brooklyn and Romeo and they love her, but it looks like they might never see her again.

"It all started when Posh's sister Louise spotted Abigail in a nightclub talking to Dannielle."

Abigail who has worked for the Becks for years is upset now and doesn't understand! What don't you understand Abbey? Posh is a supreme bitch! But a gorgeous one at that!

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Parker & Ryan are OVER! Yes hipsters, it's true!

Our favorite below 14th Street couple, Parker Posey & Ryan Adams are done! A friend close to Ryan told The Post that those bitches were done!

Hot Slut of the Week: Bai Ling

Bai Ling was born in China in 1970. When she was 14 she enlisted in the Chinese People's Liberation Army where she spent three years in a performance troop entertaining soldiers stationed in Tibet. After her service, Ling became a performer in a local theater in Beijing where she eventually became involved in the pro-Democracy protests in Tiananmen Square in 1989. As a result of her involvement, Ling emigrated to the USA in 1991 where she soon found work in the Hollywood acting industry with her first English-language role as a villain in "The Crow."



Ling from then on found steady work in playing various character roles from the villainous Miss East in "Wild, Wild West" to a Chinese interpreter in Oliver Stone's "Nixon" to a part in "Anna and the King," in which she was forced to cut her long hair short for the role. Her appearance in the controversial "Red Corner" in playing a pragmatic Chinese People's lawyer jeopardizes her returns to her homeland every year since the film's release.



Bai Ling is also known for her fucked up style. This bitch dresses crazy. She dated singer Chris Isaak for a while, but that shit didn't work. Bai Ling currently lives in Los Angeles and continues to be a hot bitch! She will be seen in the upcoming issue of Playboy showing off her mushi-mushi!

Sienna Miller is a party girl forever!

Jude Law is not happy with fiancee's Sienna Miller, hard partying! So reports are that Sienna has put the wedding on hold, because she needs time to think about if this marriage can work. A source said: "Sienna is having serious doubts about this wedding. Jude is becoming very disapproving of her partying while he's away.

"Jude is desperate to set a date for the wedding but Sienna is telling pals she needs more time."

Jude marry me instead! I'll stay home and won't party like that bitch! I promise!

Kirsten and Jake to marry

Reports are swirling that Kiki and her man, Jake Gyllenhaal will get married very soon. The two sluts started dating two years when they were introduced by Jake's ugly sister, Maggie. Reportedley the two will get married in Kiki's home state of New Jersey. GHETTO!

Michael Douglas is looking like hell!

Eww, his skin is like falling off. He has that Nicole Kidman disease! But CZJ continues to look stunning!

Cruz Beckham Sighting!

Look at Victoria! She wants nothing to do with that child. Damn, she's so hot!

Big Pussy will beat a bitch's ass!

Vincent Pastore who plays Big Pussy in The Sopranos was caught beating on his fiancee, actress Lisa Regina on Mott Street in SoHo. Apparently Big Pussy was pissed for some reason and started beating her ass in the car! Her attorney said "He began beating Regina in the car and smashed her head against the dashboard. He then stopped his SUV in front of 284 Mott St., dragged her out of the vehicle by her hair and slammed her to the ground, where she injured her tailbone, He then drove off."

Big Pussy is expected to surrender sometime this week. I would hate to have that nickname in prison!

A Bag Lady and her dog!

Why the hell is Mary-Kate Olsen looking so fucking haggard lately? If I had that money, I'd be in diamond shoes and shit!

SJP & Kim Cattrall Reunited! And it feels so good..

"Yeah, I still hate her." - Kim Cattrall

Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall have reportedley ended their long-feud recently when Samantha Jones showed up to Carrie Bradshaw's 40th Birthday party. All the other girls showed up and Samantha Jones didn't disappoint! The bitch's all sang together and even ate eachother out! Just kidding. I don't think this will last, Kimmie will say something shady in the press to ruin this!

"Alpha Dog" might not get to bark!

Justin Timberlake's film debut might never see the light of day. The Nick Cassavates directed film, Alpha Dog spins the true story of an alleged drug dealer accused of masterminding a kidnap-murder, the true story follows the man famously named Jesse James Hollywood.

Unfortunately that man with the wacky monkier recently got captured in Brazil and is due to go on trial, which causes both narrative and potential legal problems for the production.

The cast also includes Sharon Stone and Bruce Willis.

Anne Hathaway to play Jane Austen

Princess Diaries star, Anne Hathaway has beaten several British actresses to play Jane Austen in an upcoming biopic. Anne is in final negotiations to star in Becoming Jane. The film follows the early life of the author as she starts her writing career. Anne is hot shit!

Madonna got served by her own husband!

"Oh hell naw! You're fired guy!" - Madonna

Apparently sleeping with the director, doesn't cut it anymore! Madonna had shot some scenes for her husband, Guy Ritchie's latest film Revolver. She played a cameo role as a female crime boss. But now comes the news that her scene has ended up on the cutting room floor and everyone's favorite bad actress won't be in the film.

Justin & Bruce Forever?

Justin Timberlake and Bruce Willis must've bonded hard on the film Alpha Dog. Bruce Willis wants Timberlake to join him on the next Die Hard movie. John Jr, John McClane's son, was featured in the original Die Hard. In the next film, he'll be older - and with sister Lucy gets entangled in Dad's latest adventure. They were originally looking at Ben Affleck to play his son, but Damn Ben's old as shit!

Jessica tops the Box Office!

Sin City beat out Beauty Shop for the top spot this weekend. It must've been Jessica Alba's hypnotic vagina!



#1 - Sin City ($28 Million)
#2 - Beauty Shop ($13.5 Million)
#3 - Guess Who ($13.0 Million)

Peter Jackson Punk'D Me!

A few days ago I reported that Peter Jackson and company were already hard at work on the sequel to King Kong. Well I got had and the whole thing was an April Fool's joke Peter Jackson was playing on the world. Damn, The Lord of the Rings trilogy really lightened the fellow up! Eh?

Paris Hilton doing another movie?!?

The world's worst actress, Paris Hilton is teaming up with Jason Mewes (above) to star in Bottoms Up, an indie comedy. Described as in the vein of Swingers, the comedy-drama tells the story of a Midwestern bartender (Mewes) who finds love with Hilton's character as well as money and success in Hollywood. Paul Walker is expected to have a cameo in the project.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Nancy Sinatra!

Birthday Sluts

Heath Ledger (26)
Jamie Lynn Spears (14)
Natasha Lyonne (26)
Barry Pepper (35)
Nancy McKeon (39)
Robert Downey Jr. (40)
Graham Norton (42)
Hildi Santo-Tomas (44)
Christine Lahti (55)
Craig T. Nelson (61)

Lindsay Lohan Ketchup!

Heinz is selling several celebrity ketchup bottles for what reason I don't know. Celebs like Lohan, Terry Bradshaw and William Shatner will have their own bottles. Linday's should say "Ho-A-Licious" but it says "Burger-Licious."

Damn this shit is dumb! However, when I was at the grocery store last night, I bought some! Holla!

Beauty Shop is Hot Shit!

Go see this shit, it's fucking hot!

The Photoshop Awards: Kelly Clarkson

Nickleodeon Kids Choice Pictures...

Hilary is a dog!

Cameron Diaz is the most annoying bitch in Hollywood!

Johnny Depp gets slimed!

Raven is a fat cow!

Prince Charles gets Married on Friday!

Isn't that a little soon? Camilla is so hot!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Hildy from Trading Spaces!

Birthday Sluts

Sebastian Bach (37)
Amanda Bynes (19)
Matthew Goode (29)
Jennie Garth (33)
Picabo Street (34)
Eddie Murphy (44)
David Hyde Pearce (46)
Tony Orlando (61)
Wayne Newton (63)
Marsha Mason (63)