Dlisted: 03/27/2005 - 04/03/2005

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Some Madonna Pics from Her New Documentary..

She looks like a damned fool!


Britney's New Album


Eh, looks kinda cheap.

Madonna is a dog hater!


How dare that bitch!

Read this shit!

"King Kong" sequel in the works...


Peter Jackson has announced that he will begin filming the sequel to King Kong named Son of King Kong. The entire cast will be back to shoot the film in New Zealand. Naomi Watts, Adrien Brody and Jack Black will begin filming shortly

Hot Slut of the Day!


Heather Langenkamp!

Birthday Sluts


Christopher Meloni (44)
DeeDee Magno (30)
Dana Carvey (50)
Emmylou Harris (58)
Marvin Gaye (66)

Friday, April 01, 2005

Whitney Scares Me!

from pinkisthenewblog


Damn! That's cold!

Another April Fool's Joke!

I almost got punk'd on this one!

read it

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day


This actually came from her grandmother while she was the phone: "Y'all need to get a lifeā€¦ Read a book or something," - Tiffany's Grandmother

R.I.P. Stephanie from The Apprentice


This bitch got fired last night by The Trump! She is really hot, but so dumb!

Naomi Watts: "Mulholland Drive" saved my life!


Naomi Watts is trying to get attention by stating that she had considered committing suicide several times before she got her big break in Mulholland Drive. She says, "I still have a hard time believing that it's all come together for me. I remember spending a lot of time in my car weeping. "I actually remember driving along Mulholland Drive thinking, 'I'll just take a right turn here. Maybe I'll just go over the cliff, because I can't take it any more.'

"But I never had the guts to actually quit. My friend NICOLE (KIDMAN) would tell me, 'All it takes is one film.' And that film turned out to be Mulholland Dr. It was a life saver because I was about to be evicted from my LA apartment."

Boo-hoo bitch!

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing!

This shit is heelarious! Down bitch!

Stream it!

Baby Spice's Face Crotch


Those British folks are so weird!

The Photoshop Awards: Pam Anderson



I'd rock that top, though.

Justin lets it all hang out

From socialitelife

Britney's a lying cunt

A couple of days ago Britney wrote her letter of truth, a blast at the tabloids.

But now comes this photo of Britney reading one of the magazine's she blasts! Bitch, how can we have a healthy relationship if I can't trust you?

Evangeline Lilly is Wonder Woman?


Rumors are circulating that Lost star Evangeline Lilly has been tipped to play the title role in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman. What are my thoughts? Well, Evangeline does have something in a Jennifer Garner sort-of-way. I mean she doesn't sparkle, but she definitely could kick a bitch's ass.

I personally would love to see ,not a white girl, in the role of Wonder Woman. My choice would be Jessica Alba, who is proving to be a hot-bitch. But she already has the whole Fantastic Four franchise. So maybe someone like Joy Bryant. I just think filmmakers need to start taking chances, bigger chances. I'm tired of seeing these white sluts playing title roles. It's a new day!

Brad buys his own pad!


Brad Pitt has left the love-chamber he shared with Jennifer Aniston and splashed out on a beachside Mansion. The house have 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, a tennis court and beach access. I guess its really over. Mark my words, Angie will be moving in next month!

The Star Jones PETA Ad


That's Drag Queen Flotilla DeBarge as Star. He does her better than she does herself! Ewwww

This Bitch is Smart!


A TV Show in Slovenia decided to hold an IQ test against hot chicks and a nuclear scientist. They were trying to prove how dumb hot chicks are. But the TV show was scrapped after one of the hot sluts proved to be smarter than the nuculear scientist. Iris Mulej, a former Miss Universe contestant, was found to have an IQ of 156 by scientists working for the programme makers. The bitch had to take a series of tests to prove her IQ.

A spokesman for Bronz Model Management that represents Iris, 22, said: "They couldn't really do a programme making fun of dumb models when she turned out to be smarter than anyone else on the programme. "They are now wondering if they can do a different programme about the world's smartest model, and are trying to persuade Guiness to accept it as a record category."

Iris, who previously admitted one of her ambitions was to have sex with one guy and three other girls, was Slovenia's Miss Universe contestant in 2002.

What is wrong with Brittany Murphy?


Crack is Wack, that's all I gotta say! Her head looks giant!

The Photoshop Awards: Goldie Hawn


She be looking like her daughter!

Carmen Elektra shows off her fake boobs on Maxim


Ugh, she shouldn't pose half-nude.

Michelle Williams Pregnant?

Reports are that Dawson's Creek star Michelle Williams is pregnant and Heath Ledger is her baby daddy. Michelle has been spotted taking pre-natal yoga classes near their home. Michelle and Heath are currently living in Australia and have been keeping a low profile. Heath is best known for his relationship with Naomi Watts.

John Hughes to write "Prettier in Pink"


John Hughes has announced that he thinks its time to catch up with the characters from 1986's Pretty in Pink. He wants to have the sequel read in time for the original film's 20th Anniversary. In the sequel, the trio would reunite twenty years after the fateful prom from the first movie to reminisce about the past and look towards the future together. When asked if he was inspired by Denys Arcand's decision to do the exact same thing with "The Barbarian Invasions", a film that won a foreign language Oscar in 2005, Hughes had no response.

The original film starred Molly Ringwald, John Cryer & Andrew McCarthy

Clay Aiken COMES OUT of the Closet!


I'll have more details later!

*update - DAMN! I got PUNK'D! Motherfucking shit!

Dr. Jennifer to do Penthouse!

You heard it right! I hadn't heard from Dr. Jennifer for weeks, but she called me with excitement to let me know she had been chosen as one of "Penthouses Hot Fucking Doctors of 2005!" Here is a small pic from her pictorial:



See a larger version here

Paris Hilton regrets doing "House of Wax"


Paris Hilton told a Florida newspaper that she had no idea House of Wax was a cheesy horror flick. She said that she received an advanced copy of the script, but didn't read it because she never reads her scripts. "I had no idea it was going to be what it was about. I figured that it was about candle making, which I'm kind of passioniate about. I think it's kind of fucked up that I was never told" she went on to say "I really want to be taken seriously as an actress, but it's what I'm totally hot at. I was picturing I was going to be playing Paul Revere's girlfriend and like win an Oscar or something." She doesn't plan on doing any press for the movie cause she's really pissed at the filmmakers.

"I feel totally fucking used and it grosses me out"

See pics to go with this article here

BREAKING NEWS!!! David and Victoria Beckham separated!


OMG!!! I couldn't believe this, my all-time favorite couple in the entire world is headed for divorce. Reports are that the couple have been separated even before Victoria gave birth to her 3rd son, Cruz. David has been staying in Madrid, while Victoria lives in their Beckingham Palace in England. My sources say that Vicky doesn't like that Becks is always gone. NO!

Read rest of story here

Hot Slut of the Day!


Morgan Fairchild!

Birthday Sluts


Bijou Phillips (25)
Method Man (34)
Jane Adams (40)
Debbie Reynolds (73)

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Nicole Kidman's skin falling off?


Apparently Nicky Kidman has paper thin skin after undergoing so many treatments to remove her natural freckles. If you press her forehead with your fingers it will leave a mark that takes a long time to return back to normal. So don't touch her or she'll fall apart!

Remember Bethany Hamilton?


Bethany Hamilton was that surfer bitch that got her arm bit off by some shark in Hawaii back in 2003. Well the bitch is now 15 and has a new perfume out, called BITTEN! Just kidding. It's called Wired for Girls and Stoked for Guys. I feel sorry for this slut, but she's as dumb as a doorknob! You should hear her speak!

Mariah Carey Overload

Mariah Carey is everywhere promoting her new album The Emancipation of Mimi. This bitch is so fucking hot, I can't stand it. I know lots of you, don't care for her. But I love her so much, because she's always just floating in her own world. This bitch is going down in the Hot Bitch Hall of Fame!

"An what, bitch's!?" - Mariah Carey

"Don't hate the player!" - Mariah Carey

"Ok sluts, I'm going to wear red and you stupid bitches wear black!" - Mariah Carey

Paris Yells "Dirty Bitch!" Look Who's Talking?!?


Scene: A Los Angeles Concert, Ladies Room

Characters: Hot Slut Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton

Scenario: Kimbo and Paris duck into a ladies room stall, prompting an impatient bitch in line to yell, "At least save some for us!" (the bitch was insinuating that Kimbo and Paris were snorting coke)

Outcome: Paris finally emerged and witnessed the bitch taking a piss in the sink. Paris then snorted "You dirty bitch!" She then followed it with "That's Hot!"

The 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers

The New York Press has named the 50 most Loathsome New Yorkers. I'm happy that Fabian Basabe, Lindsay HoHan and Larry Tee made the cut.

Read entire list here

Pamela Anderson Channeling Dolly Parton


What is up with this hair?!?

Viva Gross!

Brad & Angelina Share a Hotel Room


Brad doesn't seem too heartbroken over the news of his divorce with Jennifer Aniston. After months of speculation on "will they or won't they get back together", it seems that it is definitely over this time. And there's also been much speculation on the relationship Brad shares with that certain man-magnet Angelina Jolie. Well The Sun is reporting that Brad and Angelina checked into a romantic hotel suite recently and used the names Bryce & Jasmine. Some are saying this is all a publicity stunt for their new film Mr & Mrs. Smith. They rented a suite at The Le Parker Meridien in Palm Springs, CA where a photo shoot for their film was taking place. However they stayed at the hotel two days after their shoot wrapped. They were seen hanging around the pool and sunbathing - clearly happy in each other's company, although they insist they're just good friends.

One source told the paper: "Brad and Angelina jointly rented a suite at the Meridien hotel."They tied in with a publicity shoot for the movie but they registered as a married couple. The room was paid up for the Easter weekend."

Tonya Pinkins Giving Birth!


OMG, many of you might not be familiar with Tonya Pinkins. But she is best known for playing Oliva Frye on All My Children and also for playing the title role in Caroline or Change on Broadway.

But you must check our these pics! It's like her giving birth! It's so gross and so weird!


click here and then click on "Birth"

The Muppets Wizard of Oz


Damn Ashanti is ghetto!

Thanks to JustJared for the pic!

"Lestat" the Musical


This sounds like a bad SNL skit. But Elton John will bring his musical version of Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat to San Francisco in 2005 to make way for a Broadway engagement. Lestat "is the lush and rich story of a man who escapes the tyranny of his oppressive family only to have his life taken from him. Thrust into the seductive and sensual world of an immortal vampire, Lestat tries to reconcile his innate sense of good with his primal need to exist."

Who says that theater is dead? (sarcastically)

Word from the Pope


"Hey ya'll, I'm gonna be with Jesus soon. I annoint Michael K as the new pope! Boo-Ya!" - The Pope

Gwen Stefani, please grow up!


This bitch needs to dress her fucking age! Age 55!

Posh Ain't Starving Herself!


The most gorgeous woman in the world, Posh Spice has denied that she's going on a crash diet after giving birth to her 3rd son, Cruz Beckham. Reports were that the bitch was starving herself and she wasn't leaving the house, because she was embarassed that she had a fat ass! Her spokeswoman said: "She hasn't been on a mad diet. She has been working really hard in the gym and feels great. "The aim of any new mum is to fit into a pair of pre-pregnancy jeans and Victoria is delighted to do that. But she is keen for other young mums to know she has not been on a crazy diet. It's about healthy eating."

In England, "working really hard in the gym" means "taking diet pills and diet coke."

Swank Gets Busted Carrying Fruit!


One of my favorite horse-faces, Brandon Teena aka Hilary Swank was finally fined for carrying fruit into New Zealand. And the fruit wasn't her husband, Chad Lowe! She fucked up on the country's quarantine laws after failing to declare and apple and an orange. She was ordered to pay $150 in fines. Damn, that's cold!

Avril is looking like hell!


That tat is gross!



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