Some Madonna Pics from Her New Documentary..

She looks like a damned fool!

Britney's New Album

Eh, looks kinda cheap.

Madonna is a dog hater!

How dare that bitch!

Read this shit!

"King Kong" sequel in the works...

Peter Jackson has announced that he will begin filming the sequel to King Kong named Son of King Kong. The entire cast will be back to shoot the film in New Zealand. Naomi Watts, Adrien Brody and Jack Black will begin filming shortly

Hot Slut of the Day!

Heather Langenkamp!

Birthday Sluts

Christopher Meloni (44)
DeeDee Magno (30)
Dana Carvey (50)
Emmylou Harris (58)
Marvin Gaye (66)

Whitney Scares Me!

from pinkisthenewblog


Damn! That's cold!

Another April Fool's Joke!

I almost got punk'd on this one!

read it

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day

This actually came from her grandmother while she was the phone: "Y'all need to get a life… Read a book or something," - Tiffany's Grandmother

R.I.P. Stephanie from The Apprentice

This bitch got fired last night by The Trump! She is really hot, but so dumb!

Naomi Watts: "Mulholland Drive" saved my life!

Naomi Watts is trying to get attention by stating that she had considered committing suicide several times before she got her big break in Mulholland Drive. She says, "I still have a hard time believing that it's all come together for me. I remember spending a lot of time in my car weeping. "I actually remember driving along Mulholland Drive thinking, 'I'll just take a right turn here. Maybe I'll just go over the cliff, because I can't take it any more.'

"But I never had the guts to actually quit. My friend NICOLE (KIDMAN) would tell me, 'All it takes is one film.' And that film turned out to be Mulholland Dr. It was a life saver because I was about to be evicted from my LA apartment."

Boo-hoo bitch!

Pat Buchanan doused with salad dressing!

This shit is heelarious! Down bitch!

Stream it!

Baby Spice's Face Crotch

Those British folks are so weird!

The Photoshop Awards: Pam Anderson

I'd rock that top, though.

Justin lets it all hang out

From socialitelife

Britney's a lying cunt

A couple of days ago Britney wrote her letter of truth, a blast at the tabloids.

But now comes this photo of Britney reading one of the magazine's she blasts! Bitch, how can we have a healthy relationship if I can't trust you?

Evangeline Lilly is Wonder Woman?

Rumors are circulating that Lost star Evangeline Lilly has been tipped to play the title role in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman. What are my thoughts? Well, Evangeline does have something in a Jennifer Garner sort-of-way. I mean she doesn't sparkle, but she definitely could kick a bitch's ass.

I personally would love to see ,not a white girl, in the role of Wonder Woman. My choice would be Jessica Alba, who is proving to be a hot-bitch. But she already has the whole Fantastic Four franchise. So maybe someone like Joy Bryant. I just think filmmakers need to start taking chances, bigger chances. I'm tired of seeing these white sluts playing title roles. It's a new day!

Brad buys his own pad!

Brad Pitt has left the love-chamber he shared with Jennifer Aniston and splashed out on a beachside Mansion. The house have 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, a tennis court and beach access. I guess its really over. Mark my words, Angie will be moving in next month!

The Star Jones PETA Ad

That's Drag Queen Flotilla DeBarge as Star. He does her better than she does herself! Ewwww

This Bitch is Smart!

A TV Show in Slovenia decided to hold an IQ test against hot chicks and a nuclear scientist. They were trying to prove how dumb hot chicks are. But the TV show was scrapped after one of the hot sluts proved to be smarter than the nuculear scientist. Iris Mulej, a former Miss Universe contestant, was found to have an IQ of 156 by scientists working for the programme makers. The bitch had to take a series of tests to prove her IQ.

A spokesman for Bronz Model Management that represents Iris, 22, said: "They couldn't really do a programme making fun of dumb models when she turned out to be smarter than anyone else on the programme. "They are now wondering if they can do a different programme about the world's smartest model, and are trying to persuade Guiness to accept it as a record category."

Iris, who previously admitted one of her ambitions was to have sex with one guy and three other girls, was Slovenia's Miss Universe contestant in 2002.

What is wrong with Brittany Murphy?

Crack is Wack, that's all I gotta say! Her head looks giant!

The Photoshop Awards: Goldie Hawn

She be looking like her daughter!

Carmen Elektra shows off her fake boobs on Maxim

Ugh, she shouldn't pose half-nude.

Michelle Williams Pregnant?

Reports are that Dawson's Creek star Michelle Williams is pregnant and Heath Ledger is her baby daddy. Michelle has been spotted taking pre-natal yoga classes near their home. Michelle and Heath are currently living in Australia and have been keeping a low profile. Heath is best known for his relationship with Naomi Watts.

John Hughes to write "Prettier in Pink"

John Hughes has announced that he thinks its time to catch up with the characters from 1986's Pretty in Pink. He wants to have the sequel read in time for the original film's 20th Anniversary. In the sequel, the trio would reunite twenty years after the fateful prom from the first movie to reminisce about the past and look towards the future together. When asked if he was inspired by Denys Arcand's decision to do the exact same thing with "The Barbarian Invasions", a film that won a foreign language Oscar in 2005, Hughes had no response.

The original film starred Molly Ringwald, John Cryer & Andrew McCarthy

Clay Aiken COMES OUT of the Closet!

I'll have more details later!

*update - DAMN! I got PUNK'D! Motherfucking shit!

Dr. Jennifer to do Penthouse!

You heard it right! I hadn't heard from Dr. Jennifer for weeks, but she called me with excitement to let me know she had been chosen as one of "Penthouses Hot Fucking Doctors of 2005!" Here is a small pic from her pictorial:



See a larger version here

Paris Hilton regrets doing "House of Wax"

Paris Hilton told a Florida newspaper that she had no idea House of Wax was a cheesy horror flick. She said that she received an advanced copy of the script, but didn't read it because she never reads her scripts. "I had no idea it was going to be what it was about. I figured that it was about candle making, which I'm kind of passioniate about. I think it's kind of fucked up that I was never told" she went on to say "I really want to be taken seriously as an actress, but it's what I'm totally hot at. I was picturing I was going to be playing Paul Revere's girlfriend and like win an Oscar or something." She doesn't plan on doing any press for the movie cause she's really pissed at the filmmakers.

"I feel totally fucking used and it grosses me out"

See pics to go with this article here

BREAKING NEWS!!! David and Victoria Beckham separated!

OMG!!! I couldn't believe this, my all-time favorite couple in the entire world is headed for divorce. Reports are that the couple have been separated even before Victoria gave birth to her 3rd son, Cruz. David has been staying in Madrid, while Victoria lives in their Beckingham Palace in England. My sources say that Vicky doesn't like that Becks is always gone. NO!

Read rest of story here

Hot Slut of the Day!

Morgan Fairchild!

Birthday Sluts

Bijou Phillips (25)
Method Man (34)
Jane Adams (40)
Debbie Reynolds (73)

Nicole Kidman's skin falling off?

Apparently Nicky Kidman has paper thin skin after undergoing so many treatments to remove her natural freckles. If you press her forehead with your fingers it will leave a mark that takes a long time to return back to normal. So don't touch her or she'll fall apart!

Remember Bethany Hamilton?

Bethany Hamilton was that surfer bitch that got her arm bit off by some shark in Hawaii back in 2003. Well the bitch is now 15 and has a new perfume out, called BITTEN! Just kidding. It's called Wired for Girls and Stoked for Guys. I feel sorry for this slut, but she's as dumb as a doorknob! You should hear her speak!

Mariah Carey Overload

Mariah Carey is everywhere promoting her new album The Emancipation of Mimi. This bitch is so fucking hot, I can't stand it. I know lots of you, don't care for her. But I love her so much, because she's always just floating in her own world. This bitch is going down in the Hot Bitch Hall of Fame!

"An what, bitch's!?" - Mariah Carey

"Don't hate the player!" - Mariah Carey

"Ok sluts, I'm going to wear red and you stupid bitches wear black!" - Mariah Carey

Paris Yells "Dirty Bitch!" Look Who's Talking?!?

Scene: A Los Angeles Concert, Ladies Room

Characters: Hot Slut Kimberly Stewart and Paris Hilton

Scenario: Kimbo and Paris duck into a ladies room stall, prompting an impatient bitch in line to yell, "At least save some for us!" (the bitch was insinuating that Kimbo and Paris were snorting coke)

Outcome: Paris finally emerged and witnessed the bitch taking a piss in the sink. Paris then snorted "You dirty bitch!" She then followed it with "That's Hot!"

The 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers

The New York Press has named the 50 most Loathsome New Yorkers. I'm happy that Fabian Basabe, Lindsay HoHan and Larry Tee made the cut.

Read entire list here

Pamela Anderson Channeling Dolly Parton

What is up with this hair?!?

Viva Gross!

Brad & Angelina Share a Hotel Room

Brad doesn't seem too heartbroken over the news of his divorce with Jennifer Aniston. After months of speculation on "will they or won't they get back together", it seems that it is definitely over this time. And there's also been much speculation on the relationship Brad shares with that certain man-magnet Angelina Jolie. Well The Sun is reporting that Brad and Angelina checked into a romantic hotel suite recently and used the names Bryce & Jasmine. Some are saying this is all a publicity stunt for their new film Mr & Mrs. Smith. They rented a suite at The Le Parker Meridien in Palm Springs, CA where a photo shoot for their film was taking place. However they stayed at the hotel two days after their shoot wrapped. They were seen hanging around the pool and sunbathing - clearly happy in each other's company, although they insist they're just good friends.

One source told the paper: "Brad and Angelina jointly rented a suite at the Meridien hotel."They tied in with a publicity shoot for the movie but they registered as a married couple. The room was paid up for the Easter weekend."

Tonya Pinkins Giving Birth!

OMG, many of you might not be familiar with Tonya Pinkins. But she is best known for playing Oliva Frye on All My Children and also for playing the title role in Caroline or Change on Broadway.

But you must check our these pics! It's like her giving birth! It's so gross and so weird!


click here and then click on "Birth"

The Muppets Wizard of Oz

Damn Ashanti is ghetto!

Thanks to JustJared for the pic!

"Lestat" the Musical

This sounds like a bad SNL skit. But Elton John will bring his musical version of Anne Rice's The Vampire Lestat to San Francisco in 2005 to make way for a Broadway engagement. Lestat "is the lush and rich story of a man who escapes the tyranny of his oppressive family only to have his life taken from him. Thrust into the seductive and sensual world of an immortal vampire, Lestat tries to reconcile his innate sense of good with his primal need to exist."

Who says that theater is dead? (sarcastically)

Word from the Pope

"Hey ya'll, I'm gonna be with Jesus soon. I annoint Michael K as the new pope! Boo-Ya!" - The Pope

Gwen Stefani, please grow up!

This bitch needs to dress her fucking age! Age 55!

Posh Ain't Starving Herself!

The most gorgeous woman in the world, Posh Spice has denied that she's going on a crash diet after giving birth to her 3rd son, Cruz Beckham. Reports were that the bitch was starving herself and she wasn't leaving the house, because she was embarassed that she had a fat ass! Her spokeswoman said: "She hasn't been on a mad diet. She has been working really hard in the gym and feels great. "The aim of any new mum is to fit into a pair of pre-pregnancy jeans and Victoria is delighted to do that. But she is keen for other young mums to know she has not been on a crazy diet. It's about healthy eating."

In England, "working really hard in the gym" means "taking diet pills and diet coke."

Swank Gets Busted Carrying Fruit!

One of my favorite horse-faces, Brandon Teena aka Hilary Swank was finally fined for carrying fruit into New Zealand. And the fruit wasn't her husband, Chad Lowe! She fucked up on the country's quarantine laws after failing to declare and apple and an orange. She was ordered to pay $150 in fines. Damn, that's cold!

Avril is looking like hell!

That tat is gross!

CZJ denies "Dallas" Rumors

CZJ has laughed off reports that she's set to star in the feature-film version of Dallas. Reports were, even I reported that shit, that CZJ was set to play Pamela Ewing in the drama. But CZJ's spokesperson has said "Reports regarding Catherine Zeta-Jones being cast in the feature film, Dallas, are incorrect. There have been no discussions regarding this." Shooting begins later this year for release next year.

Pitt Giving Up His Home to Aniston

Brad Pitt is leaving the $14-Million home he shared with Jennifer Aniston and is letting her keep it. They have decided not to sell the home which took over two years to completely renovate. Jennifer asked Brad if she could keep the home and he let the bitch have it! Not that he couldn't afford a new one.

The Elvis Mini-Series Photos!

Rose McGowan looks fucking hot as Ann-Margaret! Johnathon Rhys-Meyers looks OK as Elvis.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Christina Pickles! Damn, she's hot!

Birthday Sluts

Ewan McGregor (34)
Al Gore (57)
Christopher Walken (62)

The Surreal Life 5 Cast Photo

From Left: Carey Hart, Janice Dickinson, Pepe, Omarosa, Bronson Pinchot, Caprice, Jose Conseco (not pictured) Janice looks like a fucking teenager in this pic!

Liam Gallagher has Man Tits

"My name is Liam Gallagher and I have DD's!" - Liam Gallagher

This really made me fall out of my chair laughing when I read this shit! Liam Gallagher of the band Oasis has been given the "Man Boob" award by Nuts magazine. The magazine says the Oasis singer's chest is showing signs of sagging after years of hard partying and drinking. The full list is:

#1 - Liam Gallagher
#2 - Jeremy Clarkson
#3 - Johnny Vegas
#4 - Matt Le Blanc
#5 - Mark Bosnich
#6 - Ben Affleck
#7 - Nick Hancock
#8 - John Thomson
#9 - Tony Blair
#10 - Jack Osbourne

TV Ratings: American Idol is Unstoppable!

Desperate Housewives was back this week, but failed to secure the Number 1 spot this week. American Idol not only took the Number 1 spot but also grabbed the Number 3 and Number 5 spots. Damn that show is like Hitler!

#1 - American Idol, Tuesday (FOX)
#2 - Desperate Housewives (ABC)
#3 - American Idol, Wednesday (FOX)
#4 - CSI: Miami (CBS)
#5 - American Idol, Thursday (FOX)
#6 - Survivor (CBS)
#7 - CSI: NY (CBS)
#8 - Basketball (CBS)
#9 - House, MD (FOX)
#10 - CSI (CBS)

N*E*R*D still Together

A few days ago I reported that N*E*R*D broke-up and was no more! However the band's manager Loic Villepontoux has issued a statement from the star backtracking on those comments.

"N*E*R*D is still very much a band," said Williams in the statement.

"We are playing a show together in Japan in two weeks. And we continue to appreciate the support from all our fans."

Britney's New Letter of Truth

From Britneyspears.com

March 30, 2005

Dear False Tabloids,

As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, "What am I lying to myself about?" Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.

Britney

P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!

JLove Dances with Herself

I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, because she's really annoying and has a huge rack. However in her new Oxygen movie Confessions of a Sociopath Social Climber JLove covered Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself."

Stream this shit, it's absolutely awful!

Jennifer Love Hewitt "Dancing with Myself"

Mariah Carey Heart Cake

"Hey Lambs, I love cake!" - Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey is a crazy bitch! Apparently at her recent 35th Birthday in London this past Saturday she ordered a huge cake. Not only a huge cake, but a life-sized cake of herself! The $9,500 sweet treat was carefully molded after her. Mariah ordered a 5'9" sponge cake filled with praline butter crème to be delivered to her exclusive party at the London nightclub Tantra, and it took 17 chefs from Harrod's to create.

And my sources say she ate it all by herself! Just kidding. I love Mariah, but she's a crazy ho!

Tivo Alert: Showdog Mom & Dads

OMG tonight is the premiere of Bravo's Showdog Moms & Dads

This shit sounds so fucking hot! I will give a full review of it tmw!

R.I.P. Cecile from The Starlet

Cecile from WB's The Starlet bit the bullet last night. That was the hottest South African bitch ever. Thanks for the memories Cecile!

Naomi Campbell will beat a bitch's ass!

Naomi Campbell is at it again! The bitch is down in Brazil and has apparently man-handled another one of her poor assistants! During an argument, Naomi hit her assistant with her Blackberry and then slapped her across the face! Damn I wish this was on camera. "Naomi was slapping her with one hand, and beating her with a BlackBerry with the other," claims a source.

When the assistant threatened to call the police, Naomi said that if she did this she would leave that bitch in South America! "Naomi told her, 'If you go to the police, you're gonna have to pay for your airfare home and I'm gonna whack you with this big hotel bill,' " says a source. "They were staying at an expensive suite in Rio and the assistant couldn't afford to pay for any of that. She's still traveling with Naomi, but she wants to quit as soon as they come back to New York."

Of course Naomi's people deny this story as does the assistant. Probably because the assistant knows her life will end if she talks!

American Idol's Anwar is Gay!

I knew somebody was! Not that it matters!

Here's the evidence

Kelly Osbourne is like a sausage!

What is up with Kelly Osbourne lately? It seems that she thinks she can look skinnier by being greased into her clothes. Bitch you still look nasty!

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Michael Jackson: "I was a Virgin till 32"

My favorite reader Rhonda, sent this to me and it's good for a laugh! Michael Jackson reveals in tapes of phone calls that he was a virgin until the ripe, ole' age of 32. The recordings were made when the singer was in his 30s.

The tapes were made by the family of yet another boy! The singer befriended the then 9yo boy in 1985 and used to call the boy late at night to discuss his love life. The tapes are currently in the hands of PR agent David Hans Schmidt who says 'There is some dynamite stuff on them. I believe they will demonstrate that Jackson is, or at least was, heterosexual."

Um, don't "heterosexual" men molest boys all the time?

Pamela Anderson new face of MAC's Viva Glam campaign!

Our favorite MILF, Pammy Anderson will be the latest face of MAC's Viva Glam campaign. She will follow in the footsteps of Xtina Aguilera, Mary J. Blige and RuPaul. Here's a very small pic of her in the campaign:

Is Kevin over Britney?

Could the Spederline duo be in danger? Rumor has it that Kevin Federline left his bride and rumored-to-be-pregnant wife, Britney Spears at her brother's apartment in Santa Monica last weekend. Kevin reportedley headed to Las Vegas to party with friends at Pure, in the company of self-described "VIP escort" Vanessa Hulihan, Us Weekly reports. "At one point, she was sitting on his lap," one onlooker tells the mag. ". . . he was sliding his hand between her thighs." Federline and Hulihan "hung out" all weekend, Us says, and he "refused to answer Britney's phone calls. He's been telling friends he doesn't want her to have his baby." He added: "If I ever get a divorce, I want to move to Vegas."

Britney, you marry a thug and you gonna get treated like a thug's bitch!

Nicole Kidman insisting she is single!

Nicky Kidman who has been linked to mogul and Elizabeth Hurley ex, Steven Bing has denied reports that she's dating him. "It is very hard for a single woman in my position." When asked about her relationship with The Polar Express producer Bing, Kidman says, "We are friends." Of her meeting with Al-Saadi earlier this month, Kidman adds, "That was business."

Damn, she's cold!

Gong Li finally gets what she deserves!

One of my all-time favorite actresses, Gong Li is finally getting the attention she deserves stateside. This bitch is one of the most gorgeous women in the world and a huge star in her homeland of China. This bitch is finally making some waves here. She just wrapped up playing Hatsumomo in the highly anticipated Memoirs of a Geisha to be released later this year.

She is now filming Michael Mann's Miami Vice starring Colin Farrel and Jamie Foxx. Li will play a hot crime figure and has been asked to speak both English and Spanish. This bitch will be hot. She will go from Miami Vice straight into Behind the Mask in September. She will play a japanese woman who teaches a young Hannibal Lecture culturual sophistication in the prequel to the Hannibal Lecture series.

Gong Li you are a hot bitch and I am happy that you are finally getting the respect you deserve in Hollywood! Holla!

"Lady in the Water" gets its cast!

M. Night Shyamalan's newest film The Lady in the Water is working fast to get its leads. And it seems Mr. Shyamalan has gotten exactly what he wants. Bryce Dallas Howard (above) who appeared in the director's The Village will star. Paul Giamatti from Sideways fame is currently in talks for the male lead.

The Lady in the Water tells the story of a building super who finds a nymph living in the swimming pool.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Monica from Big Brother 2001! Monica had the best quote in reality TV history. When asked "Monica, why should you win Big Brother?" She responded with "Cause I'm honest, I'm trustworthy, I don't lie and I always tell the truth!"

Birthday Sluts

Mark Consuelos (35)
Norah Jones (26)
Celine Dion (37)
Ian Ziering (41)
Paul Reiser (48)
Eric Clapton (60)
Warren Beatty (68)

"Sweet Charity" Back on!

The Broadway show that just won't quit is back on. A week or so ago, Christina Applegate had broken her foot and it was announced that Charlotte D'Amboise would replace her both in Boston and on Broadway. Then on Friday it was announced that the show would not make it to Broadway after all. But now comes the very good news that the show is back on and with its original star, Christina Applegate!

"I spent the weekend on the telephone with Christina Applegate who made a passionate and compelling case for moving forward with our Broadway plans," producer Barry Weissler said in a statement. "Her doctor also confirmed this morning that she will be ready and able to resume performances on April 18. I have approached my partners on the show and we have all agreed to put up the additional funds necessary to accommodate this new schedule. I guess the only thing left for me to do is ask everyone to please refrain from using the old showbiz adage, 'Break a leg!'"

Charlotte D'Amboise will begin previews of the show when it comes to Broadway and Christina Applegate will come in to finish the previews and open the show on May 4, 2005.

This shit is going to be hot!

Mikalah Gordon has her eyes set on TV!

American Idol's latest bootee has her eyes on TV. "I realize that I'm a big drama queen and I think that I'm gonna to try to get my own sitcom and I know that The Nanny is coming out with her new sitcom and if she needs a daughter, I'm her girl," said Mikalah Gordon during exit interviews. "I came here saying 'I just love to sing, blah, blah, blah,blah blah,' and though singing's my first love, I realized that I love to be on the stage and perform and talk and I love to make people laugh," says Gordon, who reports that she's already received tentative offers in the entertainment industry and that she'll be sticking around Los Angeles for a while longer to explore her options.

"America really just saw me as this crazy, wild 17-year-old and so I just wanted to show that even though I love to have fun and I'll be the life of the party and if you're sad, I'll make you so happy, but that when it comes to singing, I really am serious about it and this is my career," she says. "Some people want to be doctors. Some people want to be lawyers. I want to be
famous."

Mikalah, I'm sorry to say but you're 15 minutes are up!

The Olsens Selling It!

The Olsens are selling their massive Manhattan apartment before moving in. The 6,000 square foot West Village penthouse is up on the market. The twins's rep, Michael Pagnotta, confirmed the story. "It turned out to be too much space, along with the fact that the renovation was going to take far longer than anyone expected," says Pagnotta, "It just didn't make sense anymore. Their needs changed in terms of their living situations." They paid $7.3 for the pad.

You know what I want for my birthday!

Poor Jude

Jude Law is looking like hell. Sienna looks hot though.

Tea with Posh

The most gorgeous woman in the world, Victoria Beckham hates Spain as everyone knows. She's lived there for the past few years, because her husband David Bekcham plays for The Real Madrid football team now. She misses England so much that she's planning a traditional English tea party next month for her 10th Annual 31st Birthday.


She is planning to have scones and all that other shit English people eat at tea time. It will take place at her lavish Beckingham Palace estate.

Vicky, our invite better in the post!

The Sluts of Sin City

Jessica Alba, James King, Robert Rodriguez, Rosario Dawson & Devon Aoki
Rosario is wearing a parrot dress! That's crazy!

Brittany Murphy Continues to be a wreck...

At last night's Sin City premiere. I think she borrowed this dress from Dakota Fanning.

Love is in the Air!

Richard Gere dancing with Japan's PM. Just in time for spring!

Britney Gets "Real"

MTV and Britney have joined forces for a new reality show. The show will focus on the Britney writing her upcoming album, promoting it and a little bit of her personal life. The show is set to debut next year. Bitch, Kevin and you need to do Newleyweds 2 Already!

Chris Evans: I Say GODDAMN!

See him this summer in The Fantastic Four!

The Surreal Life 5 Cast

The Surreal Life 5 cast has already been announced. Damn those bitches at Vh1 work fast!

Bronson Pinchot (best known as Balki on Perfect Strangers)
Caprice Bourret (she is a famous UK model and slut)
Carey Hart (Biker and Pink's man)
Janice Dickinson (the hottest bitch on the planet)
Jose Canseco (he played baseball right?)
Omarosa (the hottest bitch in The Apprentice!)
Sandy Denton (best known as Pepa from Salt N Pepa)

See pics of them here

The Karl Lagerfield Diet

Somebody please read this and tell me what his diet secrets are! Well besides, cocaine, diet coke, cigarettes, KFC and Penta!

Kim Cattrall aka Samantha ain't lookin' so hot

Damn, that's cold!

The Tranny Show

Our favorite she-men, Venus & Serena Williams will be starring in their own reality show for ABC Family. The sisters' off-court lives — their family, friends and the glamour of big-time tennis — will be featured in a six-episode show that is still untitled but set to premiere on ABC Family in July, it was announced Monday.

"The series will provide our fans with an up-close, inside look at our lives away from the tennis courts," Venus Williams said.

I personally think they should team up with Chyna for a show called Lady Dudes!

PTA does "Oil"

My favorite all-time director, Paul Thomas Anderson has announced that his next film will not be an original story like all his others. He is adapting Oil Oil, based on a 1927 novel by Upton Sinclair. It's a tale of of scandal, intrigue and politics. It looks like Daniel Day-Lewis will be the star. Also, just throw in some Julianne Moore like always and I will love this shit no matter what!

PTA is best known for directing Boogie Nights and Magnolia.

X3 Gossip

Everyone is speculating on whom the next Villian will be in the X-Men franchise. It seems that it will be Dark Phoenix. Let me just say, that bitch is fucking hot! I can't wait to see who will play that slut. Also Halle Berry is playing super coy on her return to the film. "I have not read the script. All I asked is that if I come back Storm needs MORE TO DO. So, if they have in fact written her closer to the comic book, then I'm in ...if not then I'm out. I hope I'm in though. I love Storm and really want to be a part of the last film"

That is a dumb bitch! She always wants to be the damned star!

Clive Owen confirmed as next Bond?

It seems that Clive Owen has been confirmed to be the next Agent 007. He is likely to follow in the footsteps of Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan. Clivey, one of the hunkiest actors around today will star in Casino Royale, the 21st Bond Film to be directed by Martin Campbell.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Bai Ling: She makes me laugh so hard!

Birthday Sluts

Perry Farrell (46)
Lucy Lawless (37)
Jill Goodacre (40)
Elle Macpherson (42)
M.C. Hammer (43)
Amy Sedaris (44)

Heidi Klum sinks to a new low!

I was in Duane Reade the other day and noticed a bag of candy with a very familiar face on them. It was none other than Heidi Klum! What the fuck is this bitch thinking? Is she for serious? They are called "Heidi's Fruit Flirtations"! Is she that hard up on cash? It looks like shit! And it probably tastes like shit. Heidi, you're eder in or you're out and you're fucking out!

Poor Andie

Her tits look so funky. It looks like she's wearing a bra with nipples on it. Ewww, it grosses me out!

Kanye West Continues to Say Gross Things

Kanye West don't wanna pose unless the bitch gets paid! "If you're putting me on the cover and people are buying your magazine because of me, why shouldn't I get paid to be on that cover?" he said.

GQ editor Jim Nelson said it wasn't going to happen."Kanye clearly does not understand the sacred economics of magazines," Nelson said. "We're notoriously cheap."

What the hell Kanye?!? He acts like he's Jesus or somethin!

Hot Slut of the Week: Pamela Sue Martin

Pamela Sue Martin was born in Westport, Connecticut into a middle-class family. She always had All-American good lucks so when she was in junior high school, a friend suggested she go to New York to model. She signed with a New York modeling agency and gradually got into doing TV commercials. She dropped out of school for part her senior year to do a film, To Find a Man. She later returned to class and graduated. Pamela Sue Martin is best known for her enormously popular portrayal of Fallon Carrington on the hit primetime soap, Dynasty. She has also been seen in one of the hottest movie ever The Poseidon Adventure.


Pamela is currently twice-divorced and lives in Idaho with her son. She is for the most part, retired from the business. However, she is providing commentary for the upcoming Dynasty DVD.

Pamela Sue Martin, we love you and idolize you! I'm sure you're the hottest slut in Idaho!

CZJ in "Dallas" movie?

Catherine Zeta-Jones is most likely set to play Pamela Ewing in the big-screen version of Dallas. This bitch would be so fucking hot! She needs the big hair and some rhinestones. One of my favorite quotes from CZJ is "Rhinestones?!? Don't only people from Texas wear them?"

Daniel Davis FIRED from "La Cage"

Daniel Davis who played Georges in the Broadway production of La Cage Aux Folles was fired and has been replaced by none other than Robert Goulet! Hahahah!!! That fucking sucks when your replacement is fucking Robert Goulet. No word on why he was fired. Daniel Davis is best known for playing the butler on Fran Drescher's The Nanny series.

Eva & Missy, Munch buddies?

Am I the only one that hasn't heard this rumor? Apparently rapper Missy Elliot and America's Next Top Model 3 winner Eva Pigford are les-be-friends! But Missy's rep is firing back! "Wendy Williams has basically linked all of my clients together," says Mona Scott, who manages both Eva and Missy. "She's a gossip-monger and does this stuff for ratings and so listeners will tune in."

A witness who sat next to Eva and Missy at a recent theater event says: "Missy kept scolding her, and Eva kept apologizing for things," laughs the snitch. "Missy told her to get her feet off the chair, and Eva was like, 'I'm sorry, babe.' Missy also told her not to sign any more autographs and to just chill."

I knew Eva was a dyke!

Kimora is a Bonafied BITCH!

Now that Kimora's show Life & Style is over, people are spilling the beans on what a supreme bitch Kimora was. Here's some accusations:

Kimora missed 35 episodes and gave wild excuses — like being in extended mourning for her dead cat.

Kimora's husband, hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons, was a repeated on-set nuisance who nagged producers to give his wife a bigger role.

Kimora called the other hosts — Jules Asner, Cynthia Garrett and Lynne Koplitz — "bitches and hos" and once berated a Teleprompter operator so badly that he quit on the spot.

She stole props such as lamps and once made off with an entire rack of lamb from the lunch buffet table. Staff routinely had to be dispatched to the sticky-fingered star's dressing room in order to recover the pilfered booty.

She forced producers to hire her and Russell's friends for costly no-show jobs, like a celebrity booker for $2,500 a week who never booked a single boldfaced name.

The statuesque former model also threatened to beat up an eight-month pregnant assistant, prompting weary producers to send the woman home to avert trouble.

But perhaps the lowest point came when she supposedly had donuts delivered to the set, then licked each and every one so nobody else could eat them.

I really hope all these stories are true, if so, Kimora Lee Simmons is the hottest bitch to ever live!

Backstreet's Back!

And here's a pic of their latest single..

Ugh!

Michael Jackson Heart Bart Simpson

The New York Post relays how The Simpsons writer and executive producer Sam Simon visited Howard Stern's radio show recently with a disturbing tale about Jackson's guest appearance on the show, in which he voiced a bald mental patient.

According to Simon, Jackson insisted on spending time - alone - with Bart, so the script was changed, giving Jackson a scene in which he spends the night in a room with Master Simpson. And during voice taping, someone gave Jackson a giant Bart Simpson doll. When Jackson thought no one was looking, Simon says, he started kissing the doll.

Ay caramba!

Mariah is a HOT BITCH!

"Gimme your love...gimme your love...gimme your love.."

Kidman continues to bitch about "Stepford Wives"

Nicky Kidman has blamed the makers of the recent Stepford Wives remake for not "getting the script right" and making her time on the set absolutely unbearable. Kidman says, "It went completely awry. The idea of it was very much in the same vein of Desperate Housewives but I just don't think they took the time to get the script right. That was not my happiest experience, put it that way. It wasn't joyful."

Will she not take any responsibility?!?

Courtney Love Deepthroats!

Our favorite junkie, Courtney Love, is in talks to star as Linda Lovelace in a biopic called Lovelace. Merritt Johnson is currently writing the script which will trace Linda's life from the age of 17 until her death in 2002.

Orlando Bloom next James Bond?

Sky Movies is reporting that Orlando Bloom is currently in talks to play a young James Bond in a new series of films. The films are based on an idea by a new author about the early life of James Bond. Orlando says "I love the idea, in principle, as he can be far more adventurous and do more stunts. This is as near as I think I will get to playing the grown up James for the next 20 years."

Hot Slut of the Day!

Tina Yothers!

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Happy Easter from The D-List, Michael K, Madonna and Guy!

Ashlee Simpson Does Thermasilk

These are the dumbest pictures I've ever seen!

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Janine Lindemulder: The Hottest Porn Star on the Planet!

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