Courtney Love is a Wreck!

Britney Spears IS Pregnant

"Hey ya'll, I'm preggers!" - Britney Spears

Star Magazine is reporting that Miss Britney Spears-Federline is indeed 3-months pregnant. The 23-year-old is expected to release an official statement this weekend. Damn she works fast! I guess I was wrong, she's pregnant AND fat.

Aniston and Pitt OVER for GOOD!

It seems that Jenny and Brad will never get back together. Jennifer Aniston has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences with Brad. The couple married on July 29, 2000, and have no children. It was the first marriage for both. O well! Another one bites the dust!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Jenny Jones! We Miss You!

Birthday Sluts

Steven Tyler (57)
Amy Smart (29)
Catherine Keener (45)
Jennifer Grey (45)
Leeza Gibbons (48)
Vicki Lawrence (56)
Diana Ross (61)

Sweet Charity CANNED!

Nothing but problems have happened to the Broadway-bound revival of Sweet Charity. Christina Applegate broke her foot and had to bow out of the Boston production. And now it has been announced that the entire production has been canned! It will close on March 27th in Boston and never make it to the Great White Way.

"The Sweet Charity company is one of the most gifted and talented group of individuals I've ever had the privilege of working with. I know I speak on behalf of my partners when I say how deeply proud we are of everyone who worked on this production," producer Barry Weissler said in a statement. "However, our weak sales on the road and in New York have left us with little choice other than to make the painful but fiscally responsible decision to close the production in Boston."

Looks like Christina can finally return to TV!

Vincent Gallo Lashes Out

Vinnie Gallo spoke to Gawker about the allegations that he used a stunt cock in The Brown Bunny. This is what he told them:

“It’s odd having so many men obsessed with my penis. If I had a more normal-sized penis, none of this would have ever happened,” he says. “I have never met Jacob Christner… His lie and fantasy is strange, though, as there was a woman, Mrs. Christner, who I think had a son named Jacob. Her job was to blow me all day long while I set up the cameras and lights. Mrs. Christner was a great sport, she also helped me rehearse for my newest film, Mrs. Christner’s First Anal. Strange Jacob would dream of being my body double, knowing what his mom did and all.”

Vincent Gallo scares me so much!

Denise Richards gets Served!

This divorce is getting ugly!

Mena Continues to be perfect...

At last night's Beauty Shop premiere.

Lohan needs to stop hatin'!

"Hi, I'm a slut!" - Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay HOhan has lashed out against other actresses for "playing ugly" just to win an Oscar. "With movies now, it's very easy for a girl to dumb herself down or look ugly or be naked or be a lesbian or gain weight - those are the ones that win Oscars.The only one who didn't have to do that was Julia Roberts. And she never took her clothes off", Contactmusic.com quoted Lohan as saying.

Earth to Lindsay you dumb yourself down, look ugly and are practically nekkid in every movie you do!

The World's Largest Chocolate Easter Egg

Damn I wanna eat that!

NYC Lampost Info

God I hope this is true!

Britney Pregnancy Rumors!

Is she pregnant or just fat? And that ain't a giant cheeto she's eating, it's a scrimp!

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day

“All y’all bitches evil!!!” - Tiffany from ANTM4

The Hottest Whitney Houston Picture Ever!

Damn! That's cold!

Some things never change...

HELL hath no fury like a Sheen scorned. Charlie Sheen is furious that friends of his estranged wife, Denise Richards, have been telling Us Weekly he has a sex, drug and gambling problem. Richards' pals say Sheen paid a hooker $15,000 for sex, gambled away up to $400,000, and has been using prescription drugs. Some say it was Sheen's anger over the article that caused him to go to court in L.A. yesterday to contest Richards' claim for spousal support. According to "Extra," Sheen also wants joint custody of daughter Sam and their unborn child.

Britney Finally Learns Her Fucking Place!

"I wanna make you a smoothie, ya'll!" - Britney Spears

Britney Spears has big plans for the summer - she wants to work as a waitress at her dad Jamie's fast-food restaurant. Brit's daddy became the proud owner of smoothie store JJ Chill in Venice, California, last year, and on Sunday the sexy star spent a day learning the ropes in preparation for her planned job.

Jamie's business partner Joseph Nejman told People magazine: "Britney was in the kitchen, learning how to make the chili and smoothies.

"She said she wants to work here twice a week during the summer. She wanted to design her own waitressing uniform. “She seemed more excited about what she was going to wear than learning about making the smoothies!"

R.I.P. Mikalah Gordon

Goodbye to Mikalah Gordon who was voted off last night's American Idol! Thanks for the memories Miki!

Stunt Cock

A penis double has sparked a new controversy for Vincent Gallo's Brown Bunny film claiming he hasn't been paid for letting Chloe Sevigny suck his dick!

Vinnie has always maintained he starred in the pornographic scene using remote controlled cameras which he operated himself, but now actor Jacob Christner (above) claims his dick was used.

Christner insists he has broken a confidentiality agreement he signed with Gallo and the producers of the film because he feels his own contract was breached when he wasn't paid.

In a statement released on the internet, Christner says, "I'm very disappointed. I was assured by the producers that I was gonna ride Vincent Gallo's dick all the way to Hollywood but it looks like I've gotten the shaft."

The Photoshop Awards: Mariah Carey in FHM

Tom Sizemore is headed for the big house!

Tom Sizemore was sentenced today to 17 months in the slammer and 4 months in a drug rehab center for failing several drug tests while on probation. He pleaded with the judge for leniency, saying he had broken his parents' hearts and felt like a 12-year-old child. Sizemore also said he was "engaged in a struggle right now to regain the better part of who I am. ... I never thought I had this disease.""I assure your honor that I'm not acting now. I'm not acting, I'm begging, I'm beseeching you. I can't imagine my future without performing.

Oh well Tom! You better your asshole lubed up! It's gonna hurt!

The "Dallas" Movie Update

Screenwriter Robert Harling told a newspaper about his adaptation of the Dallas film for Director Robert Luketic:

"It's reinventing the Ewing family as if they existed now in 2006 when the movie comes out," Harling said, explaining that he did not follow the plots developed over more than a decade in the series, though fans will recognize some things.

"In this story Bobby and Pam meet, fall in love and get married, J.R. and Sue Ellen are Macbeth and Lady Macbeth and we have the patriarch Jock and the matriarch Miss Ellie."

"These characters are outrageous -- one of things I told the studio is I'd like to do 'Dallas on acid,"' Harling said, promising humor, glamour, cliff-hangers and suspense.

Sounds hot to me!

"Curious George" gets his voice

The upcoming animated-feature film version of Curious George has gotten its voice cast. They include Will Ferrell as the monkey, Drew Barrymore, David Cross, Eugene Levy, Dick Van Dyke, Joan Plowright and Ed O'Ross. The flick is set to hit theaters February of 2006.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Jeanne Tripplehorn!

Birthday Sluts

Cathy Dennis (36)
Sarah Jessica Parker (40)
Marcia Cross (43)
KC Sherman (45)
Elton John (58)
Aretha Franklin (63)

The Dog/Chick Love-Affair Continues!

Remember when I ran that story about the chihuahua who fell in love with that chick? Read it here if you forgot about it. It looks like the fucking trend is spreading!

Meet Xi Xi who is from northwest China's Shaanxi province. Xi Xi's owner bought the chicken to allay the loneliness of Xi Xi. The dog is very protective towards the chicken, according to the owner.

What the fuck is wrong with these dogs? Why don't they eat those bitches? And why is this only happening in China? Those dogs are fucking stupid! Too bad their love can never be!

Did Anyone Ever See This Shit?

When I was little I would always see this movie at fucking Blockbuster and I wanted to see it so bad. What is this shit about?

"High School Honor Student by Day...Hollywood Hooker by Night"
That shit is hot shit!

FHM calls Angelina Jolie "The Sexiest Woman in the World"

And we second that!

Angelina scored number one in FHM's annual Sexiest Woman in the World list. Here's how the other bitches did. Oh! And sadly Britney who was number one last year wasn't even on the fucking list!

#1 - Angelina Jolie


#2 - Jennifer Garner


#3 - Paris Hilton


Other sluts included Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano, Teri Hatcher, Pamela Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Kiera Knightley and Sofia Vergara.

Get Your PSP!

Sony's PSP is out today!

Janet Jackson's Titties!

From pinkisthenewblog

Charlie's Angels 3

Here is another pic of Mariah Carey and Cate Blanchett, this time joined by Heidi Klum. This shit gets stranger and stranger by the second!

King Kong Photo!

One of the first photos from Peter Jackson's upcoming King Kong. Naomi looks like a wreck!

See it here!

New York Subway Humor!

This shit is funny! Yet so right!

Xtina is looking hot!

I am so glad she's over the ass-chaps and multi-colored hair!

Like talking to a wall...

In the newest Interview magazine, two idiots have a chat. Brad Pitt interviews Ashton Kutcher and here's a little snippet:

Pitt : Are you wearing underwear?
Kutcher : Am I? Today, yes. Yesterday, you would have caught me on an off day.
Pitt : Dude, you're hot.
Kutcher : Well, there you go.
Pitt : What about the press? They've already said you're stupid. Have they said you're gay yet?
Kutcher : I don't know if I've gotten gay yet.
Pitt : Oh really? You'll get there.

They are both really stupid and huge potheads!

Mischa Barton's Boobies are Nasty

Click here to see that shit!

Kelly Osbourne Can't Breathe!

Look at Kelly's fucking waist! They fucking removed a few ribs and tied that corset so fucking tight. You know she can't breathe wearing that shit!

Shakira's Hip are so HUGE!

She's skinny, but her hips are out of control!

Whitney Back in Rehab!

Whitney Houston has checked herself into rehab yet again! This bitch is a bigger crackhead than Courtney Love! After a stint in a facility 12 months ago, Whit appeared to be fighting to make a comeback and stunned guests at the World Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada, last September with a powerful performance. And just last month she was in Europe for a string of private concerts. But now, according to Access Hollywood, the soul superstar is seeking further help for her drug problems - just weeks before she was due to complete recording on her comeback album Just Whitney. The singer's publicist Nancy Seltzer yesterday confirmed the reports, stating, "Whitney Houston has re-entered a rehabilitation facility today."

P. Diddy Wants an All-Black "Ocean's 11"

Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P.Diddy is making plans to produce an all-black version of an Ocean's 11 style heist film. And he wants top billing black actors like Denzel Washington to take part. "I was watching Ocean's 11 and I just couldn't relate to it. You have all these black icons, Chris Rock or Chris Tucker in comedy, Denzel Washington and Jamie Foxx in acting, me and Jay-Z in music, what about us? It's about time to put the greatest black icons in a film together. We're not running around in 'do-rags and low riders anymore. I'm trying to hit the big screen, baby. I'm trying for my head to be six-feet tall" Um...icons? NOT.

M. Night Shyamalan's "Lady in the Water"

M. Night Shyamalan has announced his next project will be Lady in the Water for Warner Bros. The movie centers on the superintendent of an apartment building who finds a rare type of sea nymph swimming in the apartment pool. Shooting will begin in August in Philadelphia for a Summer 2006 release. No word on casting yet.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Mary Jo Buttafuco!

Birthday Sluts

Kelly LeBrock (45)
Alyson Hannigan (31)
Lara Flynn Boyle (35)
Annabella Sciorra (41)
Star Jones (43)
Tommy Hilfiger (54)
Bob Mackie (65)

Jolie and Pitt in ACTION!

Angie on Brad! She's the fucking hottest homewrecker I've ever seen.

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

A few months ago we were told by J.J. Abrams that Leno Olin would never come back to ABC's Alias. But all this has turned around. It has been learned that Lena Olin will return as Sydney Bristow's mother in the 90-minute season finale on May 25th. "It's something I've been trying to do for a long time," show creator J.J. Abrams says. "I was hoping all year that we would be able to pull this off, and we managed to. I have to give a lot of credit to her agents, who were incredibly helpful in making this happen, because this is certainly a story that we wanted to tell. We're really excited about it."

Ana Gasteyer will get "Wicked"

SNL alumn Ana Gasteyer will join the Chicago production of Wicked in June. She will play the role made famous by Idina Menzel, the gree-faced bad witch Elphaba. The Chicago run will be a sit-down run. Gasteyer was last seen in The Rocky Horror Picture Show on Broadway.

Patricia Heaton is a Dumb Bitch!

For the record, I hate that fucking bitch Patricia Heaton. Not only is she a terrible actress, she's a fucking Republic Christian! Well, this dumb slut has made it her fucking mission to make a big to do about the whole Terri Schiavo thing. For those of you who don't know about this. Terri Schiavo suffered a brain injury on Feb. 25, 1990. Her husband claims she collapsed after a heart attack caused by a potassium imbalance and won more than $1 million in a medical malpractice lawsuit based on that claim. Terri's parents believe Michael Schiavo assaulted their daughter after she expressed her desire to end their marriage. Attorneys for Schiavo have repeatedly denied that allegation.



Terri currently lives on a feeding tube and judges have ordered that Terri's husband has the right to make the next decision on Terri's life. Her husband has decided to have her feeding tube removed. Patricia is of course against this and went on Access Hollywood last night and fucking demanded that things change. Patricia has also said she is going to starve herself until Terri's feeding tube goes back.

Now, this whole thing is a very touchy situation. I can understand why people would be upset. But I'm sure if Terri could make the decision, she would not want to live anymore. And it's really nobody's business but her family's. So this bitch Patricia Heaton needs to mind her own GODDAMNED business and worry about more important things like which gay to bash on.

I HATE YOU PATRICIA HEATON!

Since When is Chad Michael Murray so buff?

Looks like he buffed out for The House of Wax.

More Pictures of Paris Hilton's new bitch!

How dare that bitch replace Tinkerbell like that!




My dog is getting a bit old and fat. Maybe Paris has the right idea!

American Idol F*CK UP Screen-Cap

As you can see, the number is wrong for Mikalah Gordon. But I'm not sure this will save her! We will get a chance to re-vote tonight and the loser will be announced Thursday! See rest of story below.

Pat O'Brien just can't get a break!

So yesterday I posted the Vmail that Pat O'Brien left some lucky woman telling her that he wanted to "beat off over her face." Well today comes the news that a photo of Mr. O'Brien is making the rounds. Reports are that the woman in the Vmail whom Pat calls "Betsy" is his girlfriend. Betsy's ex-husband has a photo of Pat naked and grabbing his lil' friend. The ex-husband is willing to give the photo to the highest bidder. Jesus! Some people!

Tawny Full of Grace

Tawny Kitaen told Blender magazine that David Lee Roth made her carry his drugs whenever they went traveling. "I dated Van Halen's manager, and we'd go to the Bahamas with David Lee Roth. If he had to travel with any narcotics, he'd shove it in my bag."

"We'd get in a car and drive David down Sunset Boulevard, looking for hookers, and then he'd bring 'em back to our house while I laid in my bedroom crying. 'I can't believe we have a hooker in the house!'"

Celine Dion surrounded by drunks!

Celine Heart Drunks

Celine Dion has admitted that audiences at her Las Vegas show are often tired, drunk, sick and in some cases asleep.

Celine says her current stint as a regular performer in at the city's Caesar's Palace Colosseum means that for the first time in her career she's often not playing to fans. "People come here for four days, they eat too much, drink too many free drinks, they get sick from all that, they are jet-lagged sometimes so they just sit in the seat and sleep. "As an entertainer, you have to be prepared for everything when it comes to the audience here. When you tour, people come there specifically that night to see you.

"They bought their tickets months and months ago. Here, they walk up to the box office an hour before the show. It's a very different kind of audience."

Bitch, you're making like a trillion dollars a year, shut the hell up!

Billy Idol Shaves His Nuts!

"I shave my nuts!" - Billy Idol

It's all about the hard-hitting news today, folks!

Billy Idol has revealed he shaves his grey pubic hair. Billy, who has been bleaching the hair on his head for decades, does not like the colour of his hair down below.
ccording to Digitalspy quoting Maxim magazine he said: "I shaved my balls - they were going grey, so I shaved them. It's like steel wool down there

Bobby Trendy is so Disgusting!

Why is Bobby Trendy one of the most disgusting humans on this earth? But his name in rhinestones on the side of his pants is hot.

Jake from Road Rules: His Blog

Jake who was a cast member on MTV's Road Rules has his own blog now. His first entry shows him bearing it all in the snow. He also tells a funny story about how Eric Nies shot water out of his ass.

Read it!

American Idol RE-VOTE

Those idiot's at Fox somehow messed up the graphics on the live show that aired Tuesday, so there will be a re-vote on tonight's episode. Tonight somebody was supposed to be voted off, but instead a one-hour show will air and we will have to vote again, our results will be announced Thursday. This shit is dumb!

Read it

The O.C. Renewed: You Can Breathe a Sigh of Relief Now!

Although I don't watch it, I know many that do. But Fox has agreed to renew The O.C. for a third season. Mischa will continue to get a paycheck. In its Thursday time period, The O.C. has scored impressive ratings - ranking No. 1 in Adults 18-34 and Teens. The O.C. recently wrapped production of "The Return of the Nana" episode in Miami Beach, FL. Guest-starring Linda Lavin, Jaime King and Atlantic recording artist T.I., the episode will air Thursday, April 28.

Brian Austin Green returning to TV!

Brian Austin Green has joined Freddie Prinze Jr. in an untitled comedy pilot for ABC. The untitled Freddie Prinze Jr. project stars Prinze as a successful, single guy raised in a house full of women who has his life turned upside down when the women move back in with him. We're expecting serious acting all around!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Jessica Fucking Rabbit!

Birthday Sluts

John Bobbitt (38)
Michelle Monaghan (28)
Keri Russell (29)
Natascha McElhone (34)
Poe (37)
Richard Grieco (40)
Hope Davis (41)
Lori Petty (42)
Amanda Plummer (48)
Chaka Khan (52)
Ric Ocasek (56)

The New Tinkerbell?!

Did Paris Hilton replace Tinkerbell with a smaller bitch?

Letter to Tracey: Don't let the man get you down!

Tracey Gold has lost her dignity! The bitch lost her drivers license and is on probation, all because of a little thing called DUI back in 2004. Oh well Tracey, we hear that Metrolink ain't so bad!

Kelly Osbourne Makes Sweet Music in Rehab!

Kelly Osbourne says her next album Sleeping In Nothing was recorded in rehab. This is probably the most exciting thing about this album. She says,"It was set up for me to go and work (on the CD) before I went into rehab. But they said in rehab it would be good for me if I did something that would give me a goal at the end of it. So I would leave for the day with a sober companion and go and do the album."

Kelly says she enjoys listening to her new album and says, "I know this sounds really cheesy, but every time I get depressed or upset about something I put the album on!" The opposite is true when it comes to watching herself on television. Kelly once said, "I don't watch myself. I don't like to. What's the point? If I really want to look at myself, I can have a mirror, you know? It's like... it's dumb."

The album is scheduled for release on June 7, with the song "One Word"
as the first single. Sleeping In The Nothing was produced by Linda Perry , who was once the leader of 4 Non Blondes.

*N*E*R*D* is O*V*E*R*

Pharrell Williams told an England Radio station that N*E*R*D* is no more. He said his band is splitting because of a bust up with their management at Virgin Records. Pharrell will still act as one half of the super production duo The Neptunes and he and Chad Hugo will also hit the studio with N*E*R*D* pal Shay. "Perhaps we'll do some music for our fans and leak it to the Internet or something," Pharrell told the station.

Mena Gets Hotter by the Second!

Love the black hair, Mena!

Mariahs Meets the New Wife

In what proved to be probably an akward moment, here's Mariah meeting her X-Husband Tommy Mottola's new wife Thalia. Mariah looks so much hotter though.





"I used to fuck your husband, by the way." - Mariah Carey

Pat O'Brien Coked Up and Horny

WARNING!!! This is a voicemail of Access Hollywood's Pat O'Brien telling some woman how horny he is and how high he is. This is really sad, but so entertaining! And FYI Pat is in rehab now.

Listen Here

Bob Dylan needs a Black Woman

Todd Haynes will direct a Bob Dylan biopic which will have seven actors portraying Bobby - one of them a black woman. Todd Haynes is searching for a black woman to bring out Bob Dylan's "inner blackness." The seven actors will play Dylan during different eras in his 43-year career starting in the 60s. The film is set to be released next real under the title I'm Not There: Suppositions on a Film Concerning Dylan.

Haynes is considering actresses ranging from pop singer Beyoncé Knowles to tennis champion Venus Williams and the one and only Oprah Winfrey. God I hope he casts Beyonce!

Paris Hilton Confirms her Death!

Give Paris Hilton a break, she's new at this whole "Movie" thing. She doesn't know how to talk right. She spilled the beans about her death in the new House of Wax Film. Paris who was recently on MTV Spring Break in Cancun was asked what was the hardest part of filming House of Wax and Paris said, "The deaths, my death scene was the hardest part of filming."

Alicia Keys to the Silver Screen

"I like pussy! And What?" - Alicia Keys

Our favorite lesbo, Alicia Keys is set to make her big-screen debut in Compositions in Black and White. Alicia would play Philippa Schuyler, a woman who grew up a child prodigy, the first child of color to become a nationally prominent musician. Schuyler was composing music by the age of 5, but racial and gender bias prevalent in the 1930s proved a crushing burden for her. Halle Berry is producing the film, but ain't going to act in it. God, that shit's going to suck.

Ben Affleck Just Doesn't Know When to Quit!

Ben Affleck's acting career ain't going so hot, so the actor has decided to try the other side of the camera. Benny will direct Gone, Baby, Gone for Touchstone Picture. The film is about a pair of private detectives in a working-class Boston neighborhood who are hired to search for a kidnapped 4-year-old girl. I liked this when it was called Mystic River. The film will shoot in Benny's Boston and he's not going to take a role in it. Thank God, but I hope La Lopez does!

Spider-Man 3 Casting, ALREADY?!?

"Don't Hate on Me Chloe, I got cast before you. BOO YA!" - Thomas Haden Church

Spidey 3 ain't set to hit theaters until 2007, but the sluts are already casting it. Our favorite comeback story Thomas Haden Church will play Spidey's archenemy in the next Spider-Man chapter to be directed by Sam Raimi. The studio is keeping hush on exactly who this villain is. Tobey Maguire and Kiki Dunst are set to return. No word yet on that piece of trash Chloe Sevigny being cast!

Hot Slut of the Day!

TUESDAY KNIGHT!!!

Birthday Sluts

Cole Hauser (30)
Cody Gifford (15)
Reese Witherspoon (29)
Lena Olin (49)
Fanny Ardant (56)
Andrew Lloyd Webber (57)
William Shatner (74)

Kirsten & Jake Never Over

Kiki Dunst and Jakie have reportedley faked their own breakup! The couple told the media in July 2004 that they were over. A friend of Jake's confides that it was all a sham. "Their breakup last year was faked so that the press would leave them alone," the pal reveals. "They've been together the whole time." Jake's buddy said the pair are considering an engagement later this year, but want to keep a low public profile. The source adds, "It's all very planned."

Akward!!!

What is Mariah Carey thinking?

a) "If I just close my eyes a little, they will never know I'm taking a nap!"
b) "I could take that skinny skank"
c) "Damn I'm hungry, I wonder if she tastes good?"
d) "I like pork rinds!"

This is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen!

MARIAH CAREY: HOLY SHIT!

Britney = Class

I knew girls in 3rd grade that dressed better than this bitch!

La Lopez plays dumb

J.Lo was giving an interview to Australian radio host Jacki O. when the issue of fur in La Lopez's Sweetface clothing line was brought up.

"If someone would like to educate me and bring something to light that I don't know, that'd be great," J.Lo calmly replied. "Would you like to be educated right now?" the host shot back, going into brutal detail of how foxes are skinned alive and chinchillas are electrocuted.

Lopez's dead air was deafening. If she wasn't ready for the tutorial then, she'll get a second chance. PETA is planning a massive demonstration outside the L.A. premiere of Jenny from the Block's latest flick, "Monster in Law," on April 28.

They Just Can't Get Enough!

Reports are that both Beyonce and J.Lo are fighting to have British Hunk David Beckham in their next videos. It's all become of a Pepsi commercial that all three of them took part in last month. The two bitches apparently had no idea how mega-popular Becks was until they attended the launch party for the new ad and witness mayhem. Both sluts now want to jump aboard the Beckham bandwagon.

A source told the paper: "They couldn't believe how popular he was. "During the promotional appearances more people were screaming for him than for them. "Beyonce and J.Lo have good business heads and realize what great publicity it would be to have David in their videos."

Becks is deciding which ho to grace his presence with. If Vicky has any say, it'd be none of those sluts!

Formerly The Sneaker Pimps

Remember those hot bitches The Sneaker Pimps?

Well they're back...click here!

DILF: Ryan Phillipe

Rocking the iPod Shuffle, no doubt!

More Jerry Hall News!

Jerry Hall , and Sharon Stone's former hubby, San Francisco Chronicle editor Phil Bronstein, looked awfully cozy the other night enjoying a romantic dinner at Finn & Porter in Austin, Texas. "They appeared to be a couple and were sitting very close together," says our spy. Rock legend Robert Plant dropped by the table to say hello, and afterwards Jerry stepped outside to smoke. "She somehow got locked out and playfully scratched the door like a cat to get someone from the restaurant to let her in."

He is so creepy!

Hot Slut of the Week: Nicole Jackson

Little is known about this week's Hot Slut of the Week. All is known is that this bitch is really fucking hot! She took our breath away when her and her eyeshadow made their TV debut on MTV's Real World 10: Back to New York. We instantly fell in love with the Atlanta native who as everyone knows grew up in the ghetto. She first introduced to me the term "hootie hoo" which is known as the ghetto rooster. The ghetto rooster being the crack dealer that howls in the morning to let everyone known he's open for business.



Having watched her mother suffer through a long, abusive relationship, Nicole has managed to beat the odds. A graduating senior at the top of her Morris Brown University class, Nicole is one smart cookie--just check out her 4.0 grade point average. She pays $22 a month rent for an apartment in a subsidized housing project in Atlanta. Although she has a mix of black and white roots, she remains proud of her African-American heritage and only dates black men.



We will always love you, Nicole Jackson!

Since When Is Jerry Hall a Singer?

Texas Goddess Jerry Hall will hit out at X-husband Mick Jagger's infidelities when she makes her debut album performance next month. The 48-year-old has recorded s song for Rachel Fuller's album in spoken word format. She will explore the breakdown of her marriage and refers to a husband who takes lovers while she is out of town.

Fuller says, "I thought of Jerry because I knew she would do a good job.

"The song is about what happens when a relationship breaks down and everyone
starts arguing about who owns the spoons and all the material things.

"I want to release it as the single off the album - if Mick doesn't mind too
much." The album, titled CIGARETTES AND HOUSEWORK, is set for an April (05) release
in Britain.

Download this shit for me ASAP!!!!

Mariah Is a BITCH and I love It!

Mariah Carey is a fucking star and she knows it! When her assistants arrived at a London Hotel at 2am yesterday to check preparations for her arrival, they were pissed to find the red carpet had not been rolled out for the singer.

They explained that, whatever time of day or night she arrives, Miss Carey
is always welcomed by a thick-pile red carpet illuminated by large white
candles.

Mariah insisted she did not want to step on a dirty pavement so, at 2.15am, staff from the Baglioni hotel in Kensington - here her entourage has booked 15 rooms for three days costing as much as $4,000 per room per night - were dispatched to find the carpet and candles as she circled the block in a cavalcade of limousines.

Once the carpet was in place, Miss Carey, who had flown in on a private jet,
braved the chilly night air in a very revealing low-cut dress, a cream coat
and, for some reason, sunglasses. The hotel's operations manager said: "It's
not unheard of for us to rush a red carpet out for a guest. We're used to
dealing with high-profile guests and everyone has their own requirements."

Miss Carey, 34, who is on a tour of the UK to promote an album, has a
reputation for being pop's most demanding diva.

In January, she paid $3,500 to have her Jack Russell flown 2,500 miles
first-class from New York to join her in Los Angeles.

That bitch is hot shit!

Ashton Does Federline on SNL

Ashton played Britney's hubby Kevin Federline on SNL this past Saturday. The skit wasn't funny, but he did a good job at channeling our favorite bum!

Britney Continues To Look Like an Idiot

A Sad Story :(

Even at The D-List we have a heart and this made me sad!

An Indian woman committed suicide so her two blind sons could receive her eyes and see, a newspaper reported Monday. But doctors say the chances of success are bleak, The Indian Express reported.

Thirty-seven-year-old Tamizhselvi's sons, Kumaran, 17, and Kumar, 15, have been blind since birth. Doctors in the southern city of Chennai say Kumar's condition cannot be helped with a cornea transplant and also suspect his elder brother does not have a cornea defect.

"We had told the family earlier itself that a corneal transplant was not needed for the younger son," the Express quoted hospital official G. Seethalakshmi saying. The family is insisting Tamizhselvi's corneas can only be used for her sons and no one else.

Another Pic of Kylie and her "Showgirl" Tour!

She looks like a damned fool!

SJP pissed at The Gap!

Horse-faced, Sarah Jessica Parker is fucking pissed after being dumped as the face of clothing giant The Gap in favor of British singing sensation Joss Stone. The shocking announcement came in the same week Parker's Gap Spring campaign was launched. A friend of the actress says, "Sarah's spring campaign for Gap has only just started and she feels the announcement of her replacement in the same week that the new ads are appearing is a bit of a snub. Joss is not only a teenager, she is a virtual unknown. Had her replacement been a big star, perhaps Sarah wouldn't have minded so much."

Reality Check SJP!

Oprah Winfrey Lives on the Other Side of the Tracks

Oprah wants us to relate to her more. Therefore the bitch is set to ditch her $50-Million Dollar mansion in a new reality TV series. The 51-year-old, who is one of the world's richest women with an annual income of over $300 million, has agreed to live a life of poverty in the hard-hitting documentary. Winfrey will reside in a high-rise apartment on a notoriously tough Chicago, Illinois, estate for a month. The series plans to highlight America's inner-city housing crisis. A spokesperson for her Harpo Productions company says, "She has interviewed just about every major celebrity and done shows on almost every subject imaginable. But now she intends to tackle really tough, serious issues, putting herself right in the front line." However, to ensure Winfrey's safety she will shadowed by security guards during her stay. But the spokesperson adds, "In every other respect she will have to fend for herself, just like the many people who have to live in these sub-standard conditions."

Um...how about she lives in my apartment and I'll take her life? I think that's only fair!

Lili Taylor Goes Greek

Lili Taylor is set to play the title role in a new adaptation of Antigone in Los Angeles. Isn't she kinda too old for that shit?

Hot Slut of the Day!

Pamela Sue Martin!

Birthday Sluts

Gary Oldman (47)
Ananda Lewis (32)
Rosie O'Donnell (43)
Matthew Broderick (43)
Kassie DePaiva (44)
Timothy Dalton (59)

Blue Cantrell Channels She-Ra

GROSS!!!!

Dog Lover: LITERALLY!

A Belgian man on trial for having sex with dogs claims he did it out of compassion for man's best friend, a Belgian paper said on Friday.


Daily Gazet Van Antwerpen said the 36-year old in the eastern Belgian town of Genk told the court he had sex with dogs "out of love for animals," since a lot of them can't have sex, especially those locked up in refuges.

The man, only identified by his initials, could face six months in jail if convicted.

He had worked in an animal refuge before and had also posted thousands of pictures on the Internet of himself having sex with dogs, the paper said.

That bitch is so nasty.

Easter Cums Early!

xoxoxoxoAnna Nicole Smith

Ashton Hates Dog Poop!

Ashton Kutcher vomited all over his girlfriend Demi Moore's house recently, after stepping in a pile of shit left behind by one of Demi's four-legged friends. Ashton admits he doesn't have the strongest stomach and proved this when he yacked all over Demi's house.


He says, "I have a weak stomach. One of Demi's dogs pooped in the living room the other day, and I didn't see it.

"The dog pooped, and I stepped in it. I started gagging and, like, throwing up. I could not handle it. Dog poop grosses me out."

What a wuss!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Our favorite genie! Barbara Eden!

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