Dlisted: 03/20/2005 - 03/27/2005

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Courtney Love is a Wreck!

Britney Spears IS Pregnant


"Hey ya'll, I'm preggers!" - Britney Spears

Star Magazine is reporting that Miss Britney Spears-Federline is indeed 3-months pregnant. The 23-year-old is expected to release an official statement this weekend. Damn she works fast! I guess I was wrong, she's pregnant AND fat.

Aniston and Pitt OVER for GOOD!


It seems that Jenny and Brad will never get back together. Jennifer Aniston has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences with Brad. The couple married on July 29, 2000, and have no children. It was the first marriage for both. O well! Another one bites the dust!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Jenny Jones! We Miss You!

Birthday Sluts


Steven Tyler (57)
Amy Smart (29)
Catherine Keener (45)
Jennifer Grey (45)
Leeza Gibbons (48)
Vicki Lawrence (56)
Diana Ross (61)

Friday, March 25, 2005

Sweet Charity CANNED!


Nothing but problems have happened to the Broadway-bound revival of Sweet Charity. Christina Applegate broke her foot and had to bow out of the Boston production. And now it has been announced that the entire production has been canned! It will close on March 27th in Boston and never make it to the Great White Way.

"The Sweet Charity company is one of the most gifted and talented group of individuals I've ever had the privilege of working with. I know I speak on behalf of my partners when I say how deeply proud we are of everyone who worked on this production," producer Barry Weissler said in a statement. "However, our weak sales on the road and in New York have left us with little choice other than to make the painful but fiscally responsible decision to close the production in Boston."

Looks like Christina can finally return to TV!

Vincent Gallo Lashes Out


Vinnie Gallo spoke to Gawker about the allegations that he used a stunt cock in The Brown Bunny. This is what he told them:

“It’s odd having so many men obsessed with my penis. If I had a more normal-sized penis, none of this would have ever happened,” he says. “I have never met Jacob Christner… His lie and fantasy is strange, though, as there was a woman, Mrs. Christner, who I think had a son named Jacob. Her job was to blow me all day long while I set up the cameras and lights. Mrs. Christner was a great sport, she also helped me rehearse for my newest film, Mrs. Christner’s First Anal. Strange Jacob would dream of being my body double, knowing what his mom did and all.”


Vincent Gallo scares me so much!

Denise Richards gets Served!


This divorce is getting ugly!

Mena Continues to be perfect...


At last night's Beauty Shop premiere.

Lohan needs to stop hatin'!


"Hi, I'm a slut!" - Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay HOhan has lashed out against other actresses for "playing ugly" just to win an Oscar. "With movies now, it's very easy for a girl to dumb herself down or look ugly or be naked or be a lesbian or gain weight - those are the ones that win Oscars.The only one who didn't have to do that was Julia Roberts. And she never took her clothes off", Contactmusic.com quoted Lohan as saying.

Earth to Lindsay you dumb yourself down, look ugly and are practically nekkid in every movie you do!

The World's Largest Chocolate Easter Egg


Damn I wanna eat that!

NYC Lampost Info


God I hope this is true!

Britney Pregnancy Rumors!


Is she pregnant or just fat? And that ain't a giant cheeto she's eating, it's a scrimp!

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day


“All y’all bitches evil!!!” - Tiffany from ANTM4

The Hottest Whitney Houston Picture Ever!


Damn! That's cold!

Some things never change...


HELL hath no fury like a Sheen scorned. Charlie Sheen is furious that friends of his estranged wife, Denise Richards, have been telling Us Weekly he has a sex, drug and gambling problem. Richards' pals say Sheen paid a hooker $15,000 for sex, gambled away up to $400,000, and has been using prescription drugs. Some say it was Sheen's anger over the article that caused him to go to court in L.A. yesterday to contest Richards' claim for spousal support. According to "Extra," Sheen also wants joint custody of daughter Sam and their unborn child.

Britney Finally Learns Her Fucking Place!


"I wanna make you a smoothie, ya'll!" - Britney Spears

Britney Spears has big plans for the summer - she wants to work as a waitress at her dad Jamie's fast-food restaurant. Brit's daddy became the proud owner of smoothie store JJ Chill in Venice, California, last year, and on Sunday the sexy star spent a day learning the ropes in preparation for her planned job.

Jamie's business partner Joseph Nejman told People magazine: "Britney was in the kitchen, learning how to make the chili and smoothies.

"She said she wants to work here twice a week during the summer. She wanted to design her own waitressing uniform. “She seemed more excited about what she was going to wear than learning about making the smoothies!"

R.I.P. Mikalah Gordon


Goodbye to Mikalah Gordon who was voted off last night's American Idol! Thanks for the memories Miki!

Stunt Cock


A penis double has sparked a new controversy for Vincent Gallo's Brown Bunny film claiming he hasn't been paid for letting Chloe Sevigny suck his dick!

Vinnie has always maintained he starred in the pornographic scene using remote controlled cameras which he operated himself, but now actor Jacob Christner (above) claims his dick was used.

Christner insists he has broken a confidentiality agreement he signed with Gallo and the producers of the film because he feels his own contract was breached when he wasn't paid.

In a statement released on the internet, Christner says, "I'm very disappointed. I was assured by the producers that I was gonna ride Vincent Gallo's dick all the way to Hollywood but it looks like I've gotten the shaft."

The Photoshop Awards: Mariah Carey in FHM




Tom Sizemore is headed for the big house!


Tom Sizemore was sentenced today to 17 months in the slammer and 4 months in a drug rehab center for failing several drug tests while on probation. He pleaded with the judge for leniency, saying he had broken his parents' hearts and felt like a 12-year-old child. Sizemore also said he was "engaged in a struggle right now to regain the better part of who I am. ... I never thought I had this disease.""I assure your honor that I'm not acting now. I'm not acting, I'm begging, I'm beseeching you. I can't imagine my future without performing.

Oh well Tom! You better your asshole lubed up! It's gonna hurt!

The "Dallas" Movie Update


Screenwriter Robert Harling told a newspaper about his adaptation of the Dallas film for Director Robert Luketic:

"It's reinventing the Ewing family as if they existed now in 2006 when the movie comes out," Harling said, explaining that he did not follow the plots developed over more than a decade in the series, though fans will recognize some things.

"In this story Bobby and Pam meet, fall in love and get married, J.R. and Sue Ellen are Macbeth and Lady Macbeth and we have the patriarch Jock and the matriarch Miss Ellie."

"These characters are outrageous -- one of things I told the studio is I'd like to do 'Dallas on acid,"' Harling said, promising humor, glamour, cliff-hangers and suspense.


Sounds hot to me!

"Curious George" gets his voice


The upcoming animated-feature film version of Curious George has gotten its voice cast. They include Will Ferrell as the monkey, Drew Barrymore, David Cross, Eugene Levy, Dick Van Dyke, Joan Plowright and Ed O'Ross. The flick is set to hit theaters February of 2006.

Hot Slut of the Day!


Jeanne Tripplehorn!

Birthday Sluts


Cathy Dennis (36)
Sarah Jessica Parker (40)
Marcia Cross (43)
KC Sherman (45)
Elton John (58)
Aretha Franklin (63)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

The Dog/Chick Love-Affair Continues!

Remember when I ran that story about the chihuahua who fell in love with that chick? Read it here if you forgot about it. It looks like the fucking trend is spreading!

Meet Xi Xi who is from northwest China's Shaanxi province. Xi Xi's owner bought the chicken to allay the loneliness of Xi Xi. The dog is very protective towards the chicken, according to the owner.

What the fuck is wrong with these dogs? Why don't they eat those bitches? And why is this only happening in China? Those dogs are fucking stupid! Too bad their love can never be!

Did Anyone Ever See This Shit?


When I was little I would always see this movie at fucking Blockbuster and I wanted to see it so bad. What is this shit about?

"High School Honor Student by Day...Hollywood Hooker by Night"
That shit is hot shit!

FHM calls Angelina Jolie "The Sexiest Woman in the World"

And we second that!

Angelina scored number one in FHM's annual Sexiest Woman in the World list. Here's how the other bitches did. Oh! And sadly Britney who was number one last year wasn't even on the fucking list!

#1 - Angelina Jolie


#2 - Jennifer Garner


#3 - Paris Hilton


Other sluts included Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Alyssa Milano, Teri Hatcher, Pamela Anderson, Lindsay Lohan, Kiera Knightley and Sofia Vergara.

Get Your PSP!

Sony's PSP is out today!

Janet Jackson's Titties!


From pinkisthenewblog

Charlie's Angels 3


Here is another pic of Mariah Carey and Cate Blanchett, this time joined by Heidi Klum. This shit gets stranger and stranger by the second!

King Kong Photo!

One of the first photos from Peter Jackson's upcoming King Kong. Naomi looks like a wreck!

See it here!

New York Subway Humor!


This shit is funny! Yet so right!

Xtina is looking hot!

I am so glad she's over the ass-chaps and multi-colored hair!

Like talking to a wall...


In the newest Interview magazine, two idiots have a chat. Brad Pitt interviews Ashton Kutcher and here's a little snippet:

Pitt : Are you wearing underwear?
Kutcher : Am I? Today, yes. Yesterday, you would have caught me on an off day.
Pitt : Dude, you're hot.
Kutcher : Well, there you go.
Pitt : What about the press? They've already said you're stupid. Have they said you're gay yet?
Kutcher : I don't know if I've gotten gay yet.
Pitt : Oh really? You'll get there.

They are both really stupid and huge potheads!

Mischa Barton's Boobies are Nasty

Click here to see that shit!

Kelly Osbourne Can't Breathe!


Look at Kelly's fucking waist! They fucking removed a few ribs and tied that corset so fucking tight. You know she can't breathe wearing that shit!

Shakira's Hip are so HUGE!


She's skinny, but her hips are out of control!

Whitney Back in Rehab!


Whitney Houston has checked herself into rehab yet again! This bitch is a bigger crackhead than Courtney Love! After a stint in a facility 12 months ago, Whit appeared to be fighting to make a comeback and stunned guests at the World Music Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada, last September with a powerful performance. And just last month she was in Europe for a string of private concerts. But now, according to Access Hollywood, the soul superstar is seeking further help for her drug problems - just weeks before she was due to complete recording on her comeback album Just Whitney. The singer's publicist Nancy Seltzer yesterday confirmed the reports, stating, "Whitney Houston has re-entered a rehabilitation facility today."

P. Diddy Wants an All-Black "Ocean's 11"


Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P.Diddy is making plans to produce an all-black version of an Ocean's 11 style heist film. And he wants top billing black actors like Denzel Washington to take part. "I was watching Ocean's 11 and I just couldn't relate to it. You have all these black icons, Chris Rock or Chris Tucker in comedy, Denzel Washington and Jamie Foxx in acting, me and Jay-Z in music, what about us? It's about time to put the greatest black icons in a film together. We're not running around in 'do-rags and low riders anymore. I'm trying to hit the big screen, baby. I'm trying for my head to be six-feet tall" Um...icons? NOT.

M. Night Shyamalan's "Lady in the Water"


M. Night Shyamalan has announced his next project will be Lady in the Water for Warner Bros. The movie centers on the superintendent of an apartment building who finds a rare type of sea nymph swimming in the apartment pool. Shooting will begin in August in Philadelphia for a Summer 2006 release. No word on casting yet.

Hot Slut of the Day!


Mary Jo Buttafuco!

Birthday Sluts


Kelly LeBrock (45)
Alyson Hannigan (31)
Lara Flynn Boyle (35)
Annabella Sciorra (41)
Star Jones (43)
Tommy Hilfiger (54)
Bob Mackie (65)

Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Jolie and Pitt in ACTION!


Angie on Brad! She's the fucking hottest homewrecker I've ever seen.



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