Kelly Osbourne is GROSS!

Red Eye the Trailer

This shit looks hot! It's with Rachel "Mean Girls" McAdams and Cillian Murphy. It will probably suck, but the trailer is pretty hot.

Click that shit here!

Kylie in the "Showgirl" Tour

Here are pics of Kylie Minogue starting her "Showgirl" tour in Europe. What the fuck? She's too old to be a fucking showgirl! Maybe a show "pony"...

Hot Slut of the Day!

Stop the Insanity! Susan Powter!

Birthday Sluts

Michael Bergin (36)
Rachel Blanchard (29)
Neil LaBute (42)
Bruce Willis (50)
Glenn Close (58)
Ursula Andress (69)

Marissa Jaret Winokur and Pamela Anderson together at last!

Disgustingly gross Marissa Jaret Winokur has landed a role in Pamela Anderson's spring sitcom Stacked. Marissa is best known as starring in Hairspray on Broadway. She will also be seen in the upcoming TV production of Once Upon a Mattress. She's truly gross. Anyway, in Stacked Pammy plays a gorgeous party girl who decides to settle down by getting a job in a bookstore. Marissa will play a jealous coffee barista who must learn that Pammy is skinnier and hotter than her!

Sweeney Todd Coming to Broadway!

One of my favorite musicals will land on Broadway again this fall. The recently celebrated London mounting of the show will find its way on the Great White Way. No casting has been announced. What makes this revival different is that the actors will be the band, playing all of their own instruments. And the cast will be an intimate 9 with no ensemble. This shit will be hot, no doubt!

The D-List's Reality Bitches!

This week was an emotional week in Reality TV. Two of my favorite Reality sluts got the heave-ho! Angie from Survivor AND Donna from The Starlet both got kicked off their shows. This shit ain't right! It wasn't Angie's time to go, this brought me to tears! Donna had a hot body and was drop-dead gorgeous, who cares if she can't fucking act! Anyhow, I'm over it. But the cherry on the sundae was that bitch Rebecca from UPN's Top Model eating wood! That shit was hee-larious! That bitch straight up fainted! It looked like bad acting to me! I'm over that too!

So now that Donna and Angie are gone, my new fascination is Brittany from Top Model.



Everybody that I've talked to hates this bitch. Tyra and the gang call her a "porn model" and the best was when Tyra told Brittany "Ewww, I can totally see foundation from here." My thinking is this, all those sluts are jealous of Brittany! Because Brittany will steal their fucking man and ruin their careers in a snap! Brittany may be a slut, tramp, ho, but she's a classy one. I love this bitch and she'll probably be kicked out by those jealous sluts next week, but she will always have a place in my heart!

xoxoxoxo

Sarah Jessica Dropped by The Gap!

Completely out of the blue, The GAP has decided to drop Sarah Jessica Parker as their spokesmodel, in favor Joss Stone, and has issued a formal statement that reads, “Sarah Jessica Parker no longer represents what GAP stands for.” What does this mean? Does anybody know anything?!?

FAT ACTRESS is a FAT FLOP!!!!

Kirstie Alley's showtime show Fat Actress has proved to be a huge disappointment in the ratings. The show debuted to 924,000 viewers the first week, but the second week only 285,000 viewers tuned in. A 70% decrease. Looks like making a goat out of yourself on TV doesn't pay off!

Friendster the Movie?

Director Harold Ramis and Topher Grace have signed on for a romantic comedy based on the online service Friendster. Oh yes, it is true! Topher will play a character looking for love online. This shit sounds really terrible! Do these Hollywood types have money trees in their backyards?!?

Parker Posey gets Another Paycheck!

"Chloe, this is how it's done, bitch!" - Parker Posey

Our favorite mess, Parker Posey has landed a huge gig in the form of a villianous henchwoman in the Bryan Singer Superman film currently shooting in Australia. Parker will play Kitty Koslowski, a sidekick to Lex Luthor played by Kevin Spacey. She joins Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Spacey and James Marsden. Chloe Sevigny is so jealous of her!

Hot Slut of the Day!

JILL GOODACRE!

Birthday Sluts

Vanessa L. Williams (42)
Queen Latifah (35)

Julie Dephy to Beyonce: SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

"Eat Shit Julie Delpy!" - Beyonce

Julie Delpy has accused Beyonce of offending her fellow French citizens - by "murdering" their language during her performance of VOIS SUR TON CHEMIN at last month's Oscars.

The French bitch was disgusted by Beyonce's rendition of the Gallic song, from hit movie LES CHORISTES (THE CHORUS), because it sounded like she was singing in Chinese.

Delpy complains, "Beyonce singing in French - it sounds like she's crooning in strong Chinese

"I swear to God, to French people it was like being stabbed in the heart."

Kelly Osbourne Grosses Me Out!

Lil' Kim soon to be someone's bitch!

Rap artist Lil' Kim on Thursday was convicted of conspiracy and perjury for lying to a federal grand jury about two of her friends who fired guns in a shootout in front of a New York radio station.

Kim, whose real name is Kimberly Jones, was acquitted of an obstruction of justice charge, which was the most serious charge among the counts, carrying a 10-year prison term.

The conspiracy charge and the three perjury counts carry maximum sentences of five years each.

Life's a bitch!

Another Martha Stewart Movie?!

Variety is reporting that CBS is planning to film a Martha Stewart biopic for their network. Reports are that they are talking with none other than Cybil Shepard who already plays Martha in the NBC movie Martha Inc. Filming is expected to begin as soon as March 28th in Toronto. No confirmation on Cybil yet, but all this rushing makes us think that CBS wants to air this before the end of the season in May.

Cybil will do it, she needs the dough.

Keep Dreaming Chloe!

The New York Daily News spoke to Chloë Sevigny who says she's trying to land a role in Spider-Man 3.

"I'd love to be in 'Spider-Man 3!'" Sevigny says. "There's a villain in it who's a blond, buxom girl, and I'm trying to get it!

She adds, "That [may] surprise people, since actors are always thought of as their last film or who they were. I think I'll always be drawn to films more difficult to watch, but I don't want to be a snobby cinephile."

Chloe, unless the script calls for this "villianess" to be sucking spidey's cock on camera, you probably won't be seen. Sorry darling, stick to what you're good at. Come to think of it, I'm not sure what you're good at!

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day

"K-Mart? That's where my baby shop!"

You can catch Tiffany on UPN's America's Next Top Model

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!

From The D-List!

Sandra Bullouck is Sterile!

Sandy Bullouck has slammed biological parents for "selfishly" bringing babies into the world when there are so many unwanted children waiting to be adopted. She has refused to give into her biological urges because she fears too many babies are being born into unstable relationships, or to parents who are not selfless enough to care for them.
She says, "There's the biological urge, but do people have to listen to it? What about adopting? "Too many people have children that shouldn't be having them. The children always, always suffer. Having a child is a selfish act." "There are so many unwanted children in the world that have no parents. I love children so much that I'm not going to damage them with my selfishness."

This just means that the bitch can't have kids! What kind of woman is she?!?

Molly Shannon a Mom!

ET has confirmed that comedienne MOLLY SHANNON and her husband, artist FRITZ CHESNUT, are the proud parents of a brand new baby boy! A spokesperson for the star says she is resting comfortably after delivering an 8-pound, 1-ounce son, NOLAN SHANNON CHESNUT, in New York City on Tuesday. Nolan joins an older sister, 18-month-old STELLA, who is the couple's first child.

Marcia Cross Continuing to Fight Gay Rumors

Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is fighting to put gay rumors about her to rest, after embarking on a romance with a man. She was spotted spending a "romantic weekend" with Tom Mahoney in Deer Valley, Utah.

Leave the bitch alone already!

Mambo Kings on Broadways Gets Its Cast

Billy Dee Williams, Esai Morales, Justine Machado and Albita will star in the upcoming Broadway musical version of Mambo Kings set to open this August. Based on the Hijuelos' "The Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love," the musical follows the same story of two Cuban brothers who travel to New York City in 1949 with dreams of becoming recording stars. The Latin siblings — flashy, guitarist Cesar and his shy trumpet playing brother Nestor — rise to fame from the dance halls to perform as Desi Arnaz's cousins on "I Love Lucy."

The Wonder Woman film gets a boost!

Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) has been confirmed to write and direct the big-screen version of Wonder Woman for Warner Bros. pictures. "Wonder Woman is the most iconic female heroine of our time, but in a way, no one has met her yet," Whedon said. "What I love most about icons is finding out what's behind them, exploring the price of their power. When Joel and I began discussing the character, I realized there is a woman behind the legend who is very fascinating, very uncompromising and in her own way almost vulnerable. She's someone who doesn't belong in this world, and since everyone I know feels that way about themselves, the character clicked for me."

No word yet on who will play the title role. My money's on Morgan Fairchild!

Hot Slut of the Day!

Kerri Strug! She's a survivor!

Birthday Sluts

Billy Corgan (38)
Marisa Coughlin (31)
Alexander McQueen (36)
Gary Sinise (50)
Patrick Duffy (56)

Poor Bit-Bit

Look at Bit-Bit's face. What the hell did she do to deserve this life?!?

Jessica's New Haircut

She's fucking perfect!

ROBERT BLAKE ACQUITTED!

Another celebrity has gotten away with murder! Literally!

Read story here

Jessica Alba Quote of the Decade

"It’s all about getting tips and showing the punani, simulating masturbation and sex acts" from GQ



Fuck she's hot!

All New for Spring

Sluts, we have decided to put on a new dress and face for spring. Don't worry, nothing drastic has taken place. We just thought we'd give you a change of scenery instead of the tired old us everyday. So whether you love it or hate it, we don't give a shit! But we love you!

xoxoxoxoxoThe D-List

The Mario Vazquez Truth

So, everyone is wondering why would Mario Vazquez leave behind fortune and fame? There have been several rumors circulating as to why he suddenly has up and left American Idol. Some people say it's because he's gay, others say he had to testify in the Michael Jackson case.

Well it seems that Mario left because he didn't want to be tied down to American Idol. Apparently the contract is so restrictive and Mario wasn't feeling it. He told Regis & Kelly that he fell out of love with American Idol.

And it has also come to light that none other than Puff Daddy has offered Mario a lucrative deal. So this may be the reason why Mario has left American Idol. He left for greener pastures. None of this has been confirmed, but this is the only solid lead that any of us have gotten.

Furthermore, WHO FUCKING CARES?!?

Kelly Osbourne's New Dance Song

Truly AWFUL!!!!

Kelly Osbourne "One Word"

Jane Fond forced into orgies!!!

Jane Fonda is saying that her dead husband Roger Vadim made her seduce women to join them in orgies. The 67-year-old says she was forced to call escort agencies and chat with girls in bars so they could partake in "cruel and misogynistic" sex sessions. This is all told her book My Life So Far due next April. "It seems shocking that I did that, but I convinced myself that it was fine, even though it was killing my heart." Fonda ended her six-year marriage to Vadim in 1973, and has never previously admitted to the group sex sessions she was forced to participate in.

Their Love is Blooming!

Orlando Bloom has won Kate Bosworth back. The bitch ended their romance back in January and sources say Orlando has been painstankingly trying to win the slut back.He spent a $6,000 for a night in Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont Hotel last Saturday to secretly discuss his future with Bosworth. And he told British newspaper The Sun she had agreed to give their relationship a second chance. He says, "Nobody knows about us yet. "We are doing our best but we're taking it very slowly and very carefully to see if we can make it. "Tonight will be our last night together before Kate leaves for filming. She'll be gone for ten days so we are going to spend the evening together with a video and a meal." A close friend adds, "Orlando's determined to keep Kate this time. He got swallowed up in Hollywood life but finally realized nothing makes him happier than Kate."

She doesn't deserve his hot ass!

Chasing Amy the Director?

Ashley Judd will star in the coming-of-age drama Come Early Morning which is set in a rural town. Chasing Amy star Joey Lauren Adams will direct and write the script set to begin shooting next month in Arkansas.

Little Black Book 2?

Brittany Murphy has signed on to Love and Other Disasters. It's being described as a romantic comedy directed by Alek Keshishian whom directed Madonna's Truth or Dare. Brittany will play an assistant at UK Vogue who joins her group of friends in finding love. Is one of her friends Anna Wintour?

Hot Slut of the Day!

Nicole Jackson from The Real World 10! Hootie Hoo!

Birthday Sluts

Victor Garber (56)
Brooke Burns (27)
Flavor Flav (46)
Erik Estrada (56)
Jerry Lews (79)

Keira had to get wasted to have sex with Adrien Brody!

The Hottest Bitch in AA!

Keira Knightley admitted that in order to film her love scene with Adrien Brody for The Jacket, the bitch had to get toasted! "It helped - but doing those scenes felt completely unreal," she admitted. "You get one with someone and all of a sudden you're naked and away at it." This bitch is an alcoholic!

Gwynnie Wants Brad to get some!

"Brad, I'm thinking Jenny should join us!"

Fishsticks Paltrow really wants to see her X Brad and his X Jenny back together. Fishsticks is producing a film version of Running with Scissors that Brad has agreed to do. She now is apparently asking Jennifer Aniston to join the project so Brad and Jen's love can be rekindled. Me thinks the bitch is just kinky and wants a 3some!

Salma Wants an OSCAR so bad!

"Bring me some fried chicken!"

Hot Tamale, Salma Hayek has been told to pile on pounds of weight for her next film role as a serial killer. Salma's set to play fatso, sex-obsessed psychopath Martha Beck. Beck murdered 17 women in the 1940s after writing them through newspaper adverts.
She is so copying Charlize! HOLLA!

Sharon Stone TOPLESS!

She's still fucking hot!


She's washing sand out of her coochie!

The Demi Moore Pregnant Rumors Continue...

"But Demi, I thought your eggs were dried up!"

The D-List reported about a week ago that Demi Whore was indeed pregnant, now it seems like this speculation is coming true. Ashton, Demi and friends gathered for a night out when Ashton told his friends that Demi was knocked up.

"Halfway through the meal, he told us there was a baby on the way," says a stunned source. In fact, Star has learned that Demi is eight-weeks pregnant, with a due date some time in October.

Demi received the happy news March 4, at an appointment at the Beverly Hills clinic, Woman's Care. She sat there "completely stunned," according to a friend. "She broke into this huge grin and you could tell she was absolutely thrilled." At first, she was afraid to tell anyone - even Ashton! But after calming down, "she absolutely couldn't wait," the friend says. "And when she got him on the phone, she blurted, 'Honey, I'm pregnant!'" Demi, says the friend, said the baby is exactly what she and Ashton had wanted. And there are already tell-tale signs that Demi is expecting. At the premiere for Ashton's new movie Guess Who, the heavy-smoking actress didn't even take a puff, and sipped water instead of her usual caffeinated energy drink, Red Bull.

Even though the news is traveling fast in their social circle, Demi's keeping mum - at least in public - about being a mom again. That's not so surprising, as she suffered a painful miscarriage in 1997 in the final days of her marriage to Bruce Willis. And even Ashton, when asked publicly about his impending fatherhood at the Hollywood premiere of 'Guess Who', denied the pregnancy. Was this at Demi's request? "Demi won't officially announce it until the third month of her pregnancy," says a source. "She's superstitious because she lost a baby before."

American Porn Star

Jason Sechrest

Producers and lawyers of the hit show American Idol are enraged after a spoof porn called American Porn Star is hitting the shelves. The spoof has three judges with contestants engaging in hardcore gay sex. The host of the spoof calls himself Jason Sechrest. I need to see this shit!

Scarlett's Old Man Fascination

Looks like Scarlett Johansson's daddy complex continues. The actress is being eyed to play Harrison Ford's sidekick in the new Indiana Jones film. Tom Cruise has been trying to get Steven Spielberg to cast his new fascination in the film. Steven thought of Natalie, but Tom is insisting he casts Scarlett. I say give Miss Piggy another shot!

"Lost" makes BIG plans

Producer JJ Abrams plans for his ABC hit show Lost to run for at least six years if the ratings continue. He has already has much of the story mapped out as to where the characters will go. Actor Daniel Dae Kim has also confirmed that one of the lead characters will die by this season's end. "We have been informed of which person's character will be killed, and it's incredibly sad...It [the episode] is so well done, there won't be a dry eye in the house." Some say the character to get the ax will be his!

Heather Locklear Wants You to Forget About "LAX"

Heather Locklear is giving TV another go, this time in a two-episode appearance on ABC's Boston Legal. Heather will play an exotic murder suspect known as "The Black Widow." God, We Love You HEATHER!

The TV Pilot Castings DO NOT STOP!!!

Donald Sutherland will join Geena Davis in what sures to be a turkey in ABC's Commander In Chief. Geena is playing the President of the USA!!!

Gina Gershon has come aboard UPN's drama/soap The Lot which centers around several 20-something assistants working on the backlot of a major studio. Gina plays one of the 40-something producers!

Bryce Dallas Howard is giving to you "As You Like It"

Shakenspeare Freak, Kenneth Branah will direction As You Like It to be set in the 1800s. Kevin Kline and Bryce Dallas Howard will star in the film being produced by HBO. Bryce will play Rosalind in the film. Shooting starts next month in England.

Hot Slut of the Day!

The Lovely and Exciting Joanne Worley!

Birthday Sluts

Bret Michaels (42)
Eva Longoria (30)
Mark McGrath (37)
Terence Trent D'Arby (43)
Fabio (46)

And I Was Right! Christina Applegate OUT!

It was announced today that Christina Applegate will not be Charity Hopel Valentine in the Broadway opening of Sweet Charity. Charlotte D'Amboise (shown above) will take her place instead. The producers have said that Christina Applegate will make her debut in the show once her foot heals. Yeah right, this is never gonna fucking happen!

Hot Sluts of the Week: The Kano Sisters

After much deliberation with the panel, we have decided that this week we would award the beautiful and glamorous Kano Sisters the honor being our Hot Sluts of the Week. Before the skanky Hilton sisters lived the gorgeous and powerful Kano Sisters of Japan. What's even more hot about them is that they might not even be sisters!



It was 1997 when the sisters made their first impression on the media. The official story goes that they were living the high-life but in a low-key way, paying the occasional bill with a modelling job here and there, but not particularly interested in pursuing fame. A feature in a popular women's magazine on their glamorous lifestyle led to letters from readers and a gradually spiralling media interest. The TV wideshows, morning and afternoon programs that feed on celebrity gossip, and weekly magazines loved their flamboyance and overt sexuality. In a country where "sexy" means the stage-managed pouting and titillation of teen idols, here were a couple of mature women whose sexiness was combined with self-assurance, independence and dollops of money.



A carefully maintained veil of mystery has surrounded the duo from the beginning. While a frequent claim that they aren't actually related is backed by another claim that there used to be three sisters, the official line is that they're half-sisters, having the same father. They are believed to be 38 and 33 years old, but typically they purr and politely refuse to divulge their ages when asked. Both are said to have had a good reputation as high-class... well, let's just say "escorts".



Even the occasional investigation into the ambiguity of the sisters' past just led to more media interest and exposure, adding to their commercial "value". Unlike almost all TV personalities, they manage themselves - elder sister Kyoko the PR, Mika the day-to-day - and you have to hand it to them, they seem to have done a pretty good job of it. There have been several successful photo books, with titles like Super Beauty, A Taste of Honey and Kano Kyoko's Heavenly Beauty. TV commercials for cosmetic maker DHC featuring the sisters riding in a limo and wearing dreses that promised to reveal more than just the secret to a beautiful figure. Mika even released a music CD (which seemed to bomb) of soft R&B. Recently, in an effort to make their mark outside Japan, they joined up with the IMG agency, which also manages tennis's Williams sisters. So, look out Hollywood...and the world!

Venus is a DUDE

Or is it Serena?

Britney, Don't Give Advice Ya'll!

Britney Spears has strange advice for Michael Jackson. The 23-year-old reckons the superstar on trial for sexual abuse should grow some facial hair, get drunk and have a punch-up.

"If he did do those things, I feel sorry for him. I feel like he probably feels alone, and he needs some help," she tells Allure magazine.

"He needs someone to be like, 'OK, let's buck you up, let's give you a moustache, let's rough you up, let's go to a bar, let's get drunk and be a man.'

"And if he didn't do those things, I feel sorry for him. Either way, he needs to get in a fight." Say what?

Bar Mitzvah Queen

Ass-faced, Ashlee Simpson, under fire for lip synching, is a hot ticket on the bat mitzvah circuit. For $150,000, a source says, Ashlee wowed the crowd at a private religious celebration in West Orange, N.J., with her singing and friendliness. Are weddings and birthdays next?

Sheryl Crow gets naked!

MY EYEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't take me Jesus!

Hilary Duff is not AGAING well!

That picture is disgusting!

Jasmin St.Claire goes Mainstream

Porn slut Jasmin St.Claire who once set the "gang bang" world record by fucking 300 men in one day one camera has landed in the lead role in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2: Semester at Sea. The director David Hilldenbrand's has worked on SpongeBob Squarepants and Mary Kate & Ashley's Sleepover. Jasmin was originally cast in the film as a supporting role but they were so "blown away" by her acting and dumped the lead actress in order to cast Jasmin.

More like she blew them and landed the lead role. Well, what's good for Sharon Stone...

Paul Newman to Retire

Paul Newman is 80?!? That is so fucking old! Anyway, apparently he's telling people around town that he's about to retire. He says that may plan to do just one more film for "good luck." He hints at his last film being a reunion with Robert Redford. "I hate to talk about anything until the papers are drawn up" he tells The Associated Press.

Tarantino Denies "Friday the 13th" Rumors!

Duck faced, Quentin Tarantino denied the rumors circulating that he would be directing The Ultimate Friday the 13th for New Line Cinema.

"What's happening with Friday the 13th? Nothing at all! It's a complete lie," he tells Empire Online. "I like Jason and everything, but I've no intention of directing a movie! New Line talked to me about it, but it was a complete fabrication, that article. I would love to do a horror film. I'm just saying it's not going to be Friday The 13th..."

With that cleared up, he says that he's still eyeing Inglorious Bastards, about a platoon of World War II soldiers trapped behind enemy lines.

"My next film is probably going to be Inglorious Bastards, yeah. I've written scenes. I've written a lot of it but now I have to sit down and start putting it together in a script that I can start shooting. And that's a different thing."

Hot Slut of the Day!

Lita Ford! This bitch is scary!

Christina Applegate Out of "Sweet Charity"

Kelly Bundy has broken her foot and will stay out of the Boston run of the upcoming Broadway production of Sweet Charity. Her understudy Charlotte D'Amboise will take her place. Also, Charity's best friends in the show have been replaced. Is there trouble brewing?

Mario Vazquez Out of American Idol

Mario Vazquez whom seemed to be everybody's favorite has dropped out of fucking American Idol due to "personal reasons." Maybe that bitch is addicted to drugs and needs to get get into rehab. OH WELL!

Sienna Miller confirmed for West End "As You Like It"

Jude Law's fuckbuddy has been confirmed to star in London's revival of William Shakenspeare's As You Like It to be directed by David Lan. That delicious man Dominic West will also star.

HOLY JANICE DICKINSON, BATMAN! America's Next Top Model Spoiler Ahead!!!

Want to see the bitch that faints during her evaluation?

Click here!

It's fucking funny shit!

Prince Williams Eats Dirt!

These pictures are fucking hilarious! Prince William ate shit at a polo match over the weekend. Here's the pics:

Uh-Oh! The Pitt/Aniston Curse Continues....

Alexander Payne and Sandra Oh are OVER!!!!

Hot Slut of the Day!

The Fucking Barbi Twins!

Birthday Sluts

Cillian Murphy (31)
Danny Masterson (29)
Annabeth Gish (33)
Dana Delany (49)
Glenn Headley (50)
William H.Macy (55)
Charo (64)