Dlisted: 03/13/2005 - 03/20/2005

Saturday, March 19, 2005

Kelly Osbourne is GROSS!

Red Eye the Trailer

This shit looks hot! It's with Rachel "Mean Girls" McAdams and Cillian Murphy. It will probably suck, but the trailer is pretty hot.

Click that shit here!

Kylie in the "Showgirl" Tour

Here are pics of Kylie Minogue starting her "Showgirl" tour in Europe. What the fuck? She's too old to be a fucking showgirl! Maybe a show "pony"...

Hot Slut of the Day!


Stop the Insanity! Susan Powter!

Birthday Sluts


Michael Bergin (36)
Rachel Blanchard (29)
Neil LaBute (42)
Bruce Willis (50)
Glenn Close (58)
Ursula Andress (69)

Friday, March 18, 2005

Marissa Jaret Winokur and Pamela Anderson together at last!


Disgustingly gross Marissa Jaret Winokur has landed a role in Pamela Anderson's spring sitcom Stacked. Marissa is best known as starring in Hairspray on Broadway. She will also be seen in the upcoming TV production of Once Upon a Mattress. She's truly gross. Anyway, in Stacked Pammy plays a gorgeous party girl who decides to settle down by getting a job in a bookstore. Marissa will play a jealous coffee barista who must learn that Pammy is skinnier and hotter than her!

Sweeney Todd Coming to Broadway!


One of my favorite musicals will land on Broadway again this fall. The recently celebrated London mounting of the show will find its way on the Great White Way. No casting has been announced. What makes this revival different is that the actors will be the band, playing all of their own instruments. And the cast will be an intimate 9 with no ensemble. This shit will be hot, no doubt!

The D-List's Reality Bitches!

This week was an emotional week in Reality TV. Two of my favorite Reality sluts got the heave-ho! Angie from Survivor AND Donna from The Starlet both got kicked off their shows. This shit ain't right! It wasn't Angie's time to go, this brought me to tears! Donna had a hot body and was drop-dead gorgeous, who cares if she can't fucking act! Anyhow, I'm over it. But the cherry on the sundae was that bitch Rebecca from UPN's Top Model eating wood! That shit was hee-larious! That bitch straight up fainted! It looked like bad acting to me! I'm over that too!

So now that Donna and Angie are gone, my new fascination is Brittany from Top Model.



Everybody that I've talked to hates this bitch. Tyra and the gang call her a "porn model" and the best was when Tyra told Brittany "Ewww, I can totally see foundation from here." My thinking is this, all those sluts are jealous of Brittany! Because Brittany will steal their fucking man and ruin their careers in a snap! Brittany may be a slut, tramp, ho, but she's a classy one. I love this bitch and she'll probably be kicked out by those jealous sluts next week, but she will always have a place in my heart!

xoxoxoxo

Sarah Jessica Dropped by The Gap!


Completely out of the blue, The GAP has decided to drop Sarah Jessica Parker as their spokesmodel, in favor Joss Stone, and has issued a formal statement that reads, “Sarah Jessica Parker no longer represents what GAP stands for.” What does this mean? Does anybody know anything?!?

FAT ACTRESS is a FAT FLOP!!!!


Kirstie Alley's showtime show Fat Actress has proved to be a huge disappointment in the ratings. The show debuted to 924,000 viewers the first week, but the second week only 285,000 viewers tuned in. A 70% decrease. Looks like making a goat out of yourself on TV doesn't pay off!

Friendster the Movie?


Director Harold Ramis and Topher Grace have signed on for a romantic comedy based on the online service Friendster. Oh yes, it is true! Topher will play a character looking for love online. This shit sounds really terrible! Do these Hollywood types have money trees in their backyards?!?

Parker Posey gets Another Paycheck!


"Chloe, this is how it's done, bitch!" - Parker Posey

Our favorite mess, Parker Posey has landed a huge gig in the form of a villianous henchwoman in the Bryan Singer Superman film currently shooting in Australia. Parker will play Kitty Koslowski, a sidekick to Lex Luthor played by Kevin Spacey. She joins Brandon Routh, Kate Bosworth, Spacey and James Marsden. Chloe Sevigny is so jealous of her!

Hot Slut of the Day!


JILL GOODACRE!

Birthday Sluts


Vanessa L. Williams (42)
Queen Latifah (35)

Thursday, March 17, 2005

Julie Dephy to Beyonce: SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH!


"Eat Shit Julie Delpy!" - Beyonce

Julie Delpy has accused Beyonce of offending her fellow French citizens - by "murdering" their language during her performance of VOIS SUR TON CHEMIN at last month's Oscars.

The French bitch was disgusted by Beyonce's rendition of the Gallic song, from hit movie LES CHORISTES (THE CHORUS), because it sounded like she was singing in Chinese.

Delpy complains, "Beyonce singing in French - it sounds like she's crooning in strong Chinese

"I swear to God, to French people it was like being stabbed in the heart."

Kelly Osbourne Grosses Me Out!

Lil' Kim soon to be someone's bitch!


Rap artist Lil' Kim on Thursday was convicted of conspiracy and perjury for lying to a federal grand jury about two of her friends who fired guns in a shootout in front of a New York radio station.

Kim, whose real name is Kimberly Jones, was acquitted of an obstruction of justice charge, which was the most serious charge among the counts, carrying a 10-year prison term.

The conspiracy charge and the three perjury counts carry maximum sentences of five years each.

Life's a bitch!

Another Martha Stewart Movie?!


Variety is reporting that CBS is planning to film a Martha Stewart biopic for their network. Reports are that they are talking with none other than Cybil Shepard who already plays Martha in the NBC movie Martha Inc. Filming is expected to begin as soon as March 28th in Toronto. No confirmation on Cybil yet, but all this rushing makes us think that CBS wants to air this before the end of the season in May.

Cybil will do it, she needs the dough.

Keep Dreaming Chloe!


The New York Daily News spoke to Chloë Sevigny who says she's trying to land a role in Spider-Man 3.

"I'd love to be in 'Spider-Man 3!'" Sevigny says. "There's a villain in it who's a blond, buxom girl, and I'm trying to get it!

She adds, "That [may] surprise people, since actors are always thought of as their last film or who they were. I think I'll always be drawn to films more difficult to watch, but I don't want to be a snobby cinephile."

Chloe, unless the script calls for this "villianess" to be sucking spidey's cock on camera, you probably won't be seen. Sorry darling, stick to what you're good at. Come to think of it, I'm not sure what you're good at!

Tiffany from America's Next Top Model: Quote of the Day



"K-Mart? That's where my baby shop!"

You can catch Tiffany on UPN's America's Next Top Model

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!



From The D-List!

Sandra Bullouck is Sterile!


Sandy Bullouck has slammed biological parents for "selfishly" bringing babies into the world when there are so many unwanted children waiting to be adopted. She has refused to give into her biological urges because she fears too many babies are being born into unstable relationships, or to parents who are not selfless enough to care for them.
She says, "There's the biological urge, but do people have to listen to it? What about adopting? "Too many people have children that shouldn't be having them. The children always, always suffer. Having a child is a selfish act." "There are so many unwanted children in the world that have no parents. I love children so much that I'm not going to damage them with my selfishness."

This just means that the bitch can't have kids! What kind of woman is she?!?

Molly Shannon a Mom!


ET has confirmed that comedienne MOLLY SHANNON and her husband, artist FRITZ CHESNUT, are the proud parents of a brand new baby boy! A spokesperson for the star says she is resting comfortably after delivering an 8-pound, 1-ounce son, NOLAN SHANNON CHESNUT, in New York City on Tuesday. Nolan joins an older sister, 18-month-old STELLA, who is the couple's first child.

Marcia Cross Continuing to Fight Gay Rumors


Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross is fighting to put gay rumors about her to rest, after embarking on a romance with a man. She was spotted spending a "romantic weekend" with Tom Mahoney in Deer Valley, Utah.

Leave the bitch alone already!

Mambo Kings on Broadways Gets Its Cast


Billy Dee Williams, Esai Morales, Justine Machado and Albita will star in the upcoming Broadway musical version of Mambo Kings set to open this August. Based on the Hijuelos' "The Mambo Kings Play Songs of Love," the musical follows the same story of two Cuban brothers who travel to New York City in 1949 with dreams of becoming recording stars. The Latin siblings — flashy, guitarist Cesar and his shy trumpet playing brother Nestor — rise to fame from the dance halls to perform as Desi Arnaz's cousins on "I Love Lucy."

The Wonder Woman film gets a boost!


Joss Whedon (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) has been confirmed to write and direct the big-screen version of Wonder Woman for Warner Bros. pictures. "Wonder Woman is the most iconic female heroine of our time, but in a way, no one has met her yet," Whedon said. "What I love most about icons is finding out what's behind them, exploring the price of their power. When Joel and I began discussing the character, I realized there is a woman behind the legend who is very fascinating, very uncompromising and in her own way almost vulnerable. She's someone who doesn't belong in this world, and since everyone I know feels that way about themselves, the character clicked for me."

No word yet on who will play the title role. My money's on Morgan Fairchild!

Hot Slut of the Day!


Kerri Strug! She's a survivor!

Birthday Sluts


Billy Corgan (38)
Marisa Coughlin (31)
Alexander McQueen (36)
Gary Sinise (50)
Patrick Duffy (56)

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Poor Bit-Bit


Look at Bit-Bit's face. What the hell did she do to deserve this life?!?

Jessica's New Haircut


She's fucking perfect!

ROBERT BLAKE ACQUITTED!



Another celebrity has gotten away with murder! Literally!

Read story here

Jessica Alba Quote of the Decade

"It’s all about getting tips and showing the punani, simulating masturbation and sex acts" from GQ



Fuck she's hot!

All New for Spring



Sluts, we have decided to put on a new dress and face for spring. Don't worry, nothing drastic has taken place. We just thought we'd give you a change of scenery instead of the tired old us everyday. So whether you love it or hate it, we don't give a shit! But we love you!

xoxoxoxoxoThe D-List

The Mario Vazquez Truth


So, everyone is wondering why would Mario Vazquez leave behind fortune and fame? There have been several rumors circulating as to why he suddenly has up and left American Idol. Some people say it's because he's gay, others say he had to testify in the Michael Jackson case.

Well it seems that Mario left because he didn't want to be tied down to American Idol. Apparently the contract is so restrictive and Mario wasn't feeling it. He told Regis & Kelly that he fell out of love with American Idol.

And it has also come to light that none other than Puff Daddy has offered Mario a lucrative deal. So this may be the reason why Mario has left American Idol. He left for greener pastures. None of this has been confirmed, but this is the only solid lead that any of us have gotten.

Furthermore, WHO FUCKING CARES?!?

Kelly Osbourne's New Dance Song


Truly AWFUL!!!!

Kelly Osbourne "One Word"

Jane Fond forced into orgies!!!


Jane Fonda is saying that her dead husband Roger Vadim made her seduce women to join them in orgies. The 67-year-old says she was forced to call escort agencies and chat with girls in bars so they could partake in "cruel and misogynistic" sex sessions. This is all told her book My Life So Far due next April. "It seems shocking that I did that, but I convinced myself that it was fine, even though it was killing my heart." Fonda ended her six-year marriage to Vadim in 1973, and has never previously admitted to the group sex sessions she was forced to participate in.

Their Love is Blooming!


Orlando Bloom has won Kate Bosworth back. The bitch ended their romance back in January and sources say Orlando has been painstankingly trying to win the slut back.He spent a $6,000 for a night in Los Angeles' Chateau Marmont Hotel last Saturday to secretly discuss his future with Bosworth. And he told British newspaper The Sun she had agreed to give their relationship a second chance. He says, "Nobody knows about us yet. "We are doing our best but we're taking it very slowly and very carefully to see if we can make it. "Tonight will be our last night together before Kate leaves for filming. She'll be gone for ten days so we are going to spend the evening together with a video and a meal." A close friend adds, "Orlando's determined to keep Kate this time. He got swallowed up in Hollywood life but finally realized nothing makes him happier than Kate."

She doesn't deserve his hot ass!

Chasing Amy the Director?


Ashley Judd will star in the coming-of-age drama Come Early Morning which is set in a rural town. Chasing Amy star Joey Lauren Adams will direct and write the script set to begin shooting next month in Arkansas.

Little Black Book 2?


Brittany Murphy has signed on to Love and Other Disasters. It's being described as a romantic comedy directed by Alek Keshishian whom directed Madonna's Truth or Dare. Brittany will play an assistant at UK Vogue who joins her group of friends in finding love. Is one of her friends Anna Wintour?

Hot Slut of the Day!


Nicole Jackson from The Real World 10! Hootie Hoo!

Birthday Sluts


Victor Garber (56)
Brooke Burns (27)
Flavor Flav (46)
Erik Estrada (56)
Jerry Lews (79)

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Keira had to get wasted to have sex with Adrien Brody!


The Hottest Bitch in AA!

Keira Knightley admitted that in order to film her love scene with Adrien Brody for The Jacket, the bitch had to get toasted! "It helped - but doing those scenes felt completely unreal," she admitted. "You get one with someone and all of a sudden you're naked and away at it." This bitch is an alcoholic!

Gwynnie Wants Brad to get some!


"Brad, I'm thinking Jenny should join us!"

Fishsticks Paltrow really wants to see her X Brad and his X Jenny back together. Fishsticks is producing a film version of Running with Scissors that Brad has agreed to do. She now is apparently asking Jennifer Aniston to join the project so Brad and Jen's love can be rekindled. Me thinks the bitch is just kinky and wants a 3some!

Salma Wants an OSCAR so bad!


"Bring me some fried chicken!"

Hot Tamale, Salma Hayek has been told to pile on pounds of weight for her next film role as a serial killer. Salma's set to play fatso, sex-obsessed psychopath Martha Beck. Beck murdered 17 women in the 1940s after writing them through newspaper adverts.
She is so copying Charlize! HOLLA!

Sharon Stone TOPLESS!

She's still fucking hot!


She's washing sand out of her coochie!

The Demi Moore Pregnant Rumors Continue...


"But Demi, I thought your eggs were dried up!"

The D-List reported about a week ago that Demi Whore was indeed pregnant, now it seems like this speculation is coming true. Ashton, Demi and friends gathered for a night out when Ashton told his friends that Demi was knocked up.

"Halfway through the meal, he told us there was a baby on the way," says a stunned source. In fact, Star has learned that Demi is eight-weeks pregnant, with a due date some time in October.

Demi received the happy news March 4, at an appointment at the Beverly Hills clinic, Woman's Care. She sat there "completely stunned," according to a friend. "She broke into this huge grin and you could tell she was absolutely thrilled." At first, she was afraid to tell anyone - even Ashton! But after calming down, "she absolutely couldn't wait," the friend says. "And when she got him on the phone, she blurted, 'Honey, I'm pregnant!'" Demi, says the friend, said the baby is exactly what she and Ashton had wanted. And there are already tell-tale signs that Demi is expecting. At the premiere for Ashton's new movie Guess Who, the heavy-smoking actress didn't even take a puff, and sipped water instead of her usual caffeinated energy drink, Red Bull.

Even though the news is traveling fast in their social circle, Demi's keeping mum - at least in public - about being a mom again. That's not so surprising, as she suffered a painful miscarriage in 1997 in the final days of her marriage to Bruce Willis. And even Ashton, when asked publicly about his impending fatherhood at the Hollywood premiere of 'Guess Who', denied the pregnancy. Was this at Demi's request? "Demi won't officially announce it until the third month of her pregnancy," says a source. "She's superstitious because she lost a baby before."

American Porn Star


Jason Sechrest

Producers and lawyers of the hit show American Idol are enraged after a spoof porn called American Porn Star is hitting the shelves. The spoof has three judges with contestants engaging in hardcore gay sex. The host of the spoof calls himself Jason Sechrest. I need to see this shit!

Scarlett's Old Man Fascination


Looks like Scarlett Johansson's daddy complex continues. The actress is being eyed to play Harrison Ford's sidekick in the new Indiana Jones film. Tom Cruise has been trying to get Steven Spielberg to cast his new fascination in the film. Steven thought of Natalie, but Tom is insisting he casts Scarlett. I say give Miss Piggy another shot!

"Lost" makes BIG plans


Producer JJ Abrams plans for his ABC hit show Lost to run for at least six years if the ratings continue. He has already has much of the story mapped out as to where the characters will go. Actor Daniel Dae Kim has also confirmed that one of the lead characters will die by this season's end. "We have been informed of which person's character will be killed, and it's incredibly sad...It [the episode] is so well done, there won't be a dry eye in the house." Some say the character to get the ax will be his!



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