LaToya looking kinda normal...

Others would probably disagree with me..

Avril Lavigne on Cosmo

That's just too weird

Hot Slut of the Day!

Lisa Lisa!

Birthday Sluts

Andy Gibb (47)
Niki Taylor (30)
Eva Mendes (31)
Teena Marie (49)

Another Lovely Anna Nicole Photo!

That looks like mud on her tit!

Amanda Peet replaces Marisa Tomei

Marisa Tomei has left the Off-Broadway production of Neil LaBute's This Is How It Goes. She has left for "personal family reasons." Amanda Peet will now step in opposite Ben Stiller and Jeffrey Wright. Performances begin March 10th at The Public Theater in Manhattan.

Faye Dunnaway's WB Creation: The Starlet

These girls are hotter than the ones on America's Next Top Model! Although, Andie is pretty nasty.

See these bitches!

Michael Jackson's Wedding Ring to Debbie Rowe

See that shit on eBay

Sashay Shantay!

The RuPaul Doll! That thing is nasty!

Click for Pictures!

Hot Slut of February! LESLIE EASTERBROOK!

The people have spoken and they have chosen the lovely and talented Leslie Easterbrook as The D-List's Hot Slut of February!



Leslie is currently on pro-staff at HTVIZ, a company that manufactures a superior sight-system, and is on the advisory boards of Sugarbugs, Inc., The National Law Enforcement Memorial, The Hollywood Celebrity Shoot, and a committee recently formed by the French government to honor American World War H veterans who participated in D-Day and the liberation of France. Leslie also has her own theatre in Nottingham England - The Leslie Easterbrook Auditorium - at the Showcase Cinema there!

At press time, Ms. Easterbrook was unavailable for comment, but I'm sure wherever she is, she is thankful for this achievement!

Teri Hatcher wins the Lotto!

Teri Snatcher has agreed to another season of Desperate Housewives. Big surprise. But the bitch is taking a huge pay raise. She will now get paid $285,000 an episode. Hatcher previously was getting $38,000 an episode. The other girls also got a raise, but probably much less than Hatcher.

May-December Romance Alert!

Sex And The City star Kristin Davis has fallen in love with Steve Martin. The TV star and the Father Of The Bride funnyman have reportedly enjoyed a series of intimate dates and were holding hands at a pre-Oscars party in Los Angeles on Sunday, reports Britain's Daily Star newspaper. And pals of the pair claim Martin, 59, is so smitten, he threw a surprise party for Davis to celebrate her 40th birthday last month. One friend says, "It's the real thing - they have become very close. They are ready to let people know they are an item. They tried to act like they were not together at the party but couldn't stop stealing kisses."

Ewww!

Bernal Says Hell No to Oscars

Mini-me Gael Garcia Bernal refused to attend Sunday's 77th Academy Awards - because Antonio Banderas replaced singer Jorge Drexler to perform at the ceremony. The Motorcycle Diaries star was horrified when he learned that Uruguay's Drexler wouldn't be able to perform his own "Al Otro Lado Del Rio" on the show "for commercial reasons" and was replaced by Banderas and Carlos Santana. But Bernal was thrilled when Drexler scooped an Oscar for the song and made a point of singing some of the song instead of making a speech. He says, "At the time his song is being honored, all a sudden, that's the moment he does not exist? It was impossible for me to be there as part of the film. I didn't want to pretend the song was not part of it; that would have been like an act of murder in the family. And secondly, the film and the song are about respecting people's identity."

FREE AT LAST!

More TV Pilot Castings!

Stockard Channing is taking a comedic turn with a starring role in CBS' untitled Christopher Lloyd/Joe Keenan pilot, says The Hollywood Reporter.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus will give TV another go with Old Christine for CBS. She will play a 30-something divorced mom who tries to keep pace with everybody around her.

Fred Savage has joined ABC's comedy pilot Crumbs along Jane Curtin.

Stuart Townsend and Gabrielle Union will star in ABC's drama Nightstalker which is a remake of Kolchak about a supernatural crime reporter.

Molly Shannon Joins Marie-Antoinette

Molly Shannon will star in Sofia Coppola's Marie-Antoinette for Columbia Pictures.Shannon will play a lady of the court, Anne Victoire, who also is Marie-Antoinette's aunt, with Kirsten Dunst in the title role. The film is to begin shooting next month in Paris.

Jason Schwartzman and Rip Torn already have signed on to join a mostly French cast. Coppola wrote the film's screenplay.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Imelda Marcos! Yes, God is on this earth!

Birthday Sluts

Brooklyn Beckham (5)
Chastity Bono (35)
Steven Weber (43)
Patricia Heaton (46)
Catherine O'Hara (50)

Anna Nicole is Trash!

Click here for more pics!

Better Picture of Ozzy feeling up his daughter!

The Wendy Pepper Experience

"Fashion is a career that chooses you, and you are well advised to heed the siren's call!" - Wendy Pepper

Project Runway's favorite villianess, Wendy Pepper has launched her own website. Now, you can join Nancy O'Dell in wearing one of Wendy's beautiful designs!

BARF!

Click here to take it all in!

Tawny Peaks Breast Implant on eBay

A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more."

"Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said.Peaks said she would autograph the auctioned implant for the winner but would keep its mate "for good measure. "They were like really big, crazy big," said Peaks, who described herself as a happily married homemaker and mother of three now living in the Detroit area.

Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were "like two cement blocks." The parties accepted binding arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.

That is a smart slut, that's all I can say!

Bid on it!

Ozzy Osbourne Touching His Daughter's Tit!

Degenerates!

Lohan the Pothead

Teen slut Lindsay Lohan has confessed she once smoked marijuana, despite insisting last year she was anti-drugs. The 18-year-old star has opened up to W Magazine, revealing she has tried pot - but didn't like it. She says, "I'm not going to deny the fact that I've tried pot. I hated it." Lohan insists she'd never try anything harder than pot because she's seen how cocaine has messed up members of her own family. She adds, "I've never tried cocaine... I've seen my father. I've seen how it messes with families, and, you know, it f**ks your life up."

Yeah right, Lindsay!

Desperate Housewives News!

Bob Newhart will begin a multi-episode stint on ABC's Desperate Housewives set to air in April. The 75-year-old actor-comedian will play Morty, the estranged boyfriend of Susan Mayer's mom, Sophie, played by guest star Lesley Ann Warren.

"I'm looking forward to being involved with one of the hottest shows on TV," Newhart said in a statement Wednesday.

In the episode, Teri Hatcher (news)'s single mom Susan will attempt to get Sophie and Morty back together to keep her mother from moving in with her and her daughter.

Anna Nicole: Packing on the pounds again?

At the Australian MTV Awards

Tim Burton's Garage Sale

Tim Burton's Garage Sale
March 11 - March 13, 2005
207 North Aspan Avenue Azusa, CA 91702
9:00am - 4:00pm
(Absolutely No Early Previews or Early Sales)

Previously owned items by director Tim Burton and his former girlfriend Lisa Marie. Designer furniture

(Herman Miller, Noguchi, Knoll, Ashland & Hill), clothing (Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, YSL), lamps, ceramic kiln, fine

crystal, make-up, electronics, Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver, movie memorabilia, props from movie sets and tons more.



This sale will be held in a warehouse in Azusa, CA. [45 minute drive from Studio City.]

More TV Pilot Castings!

Geena Davis will star in ABC's drama Commander In Chief. The bitch will play the first female President of the United States.

Rebecca Romjin (no more Stamos) is in talks to star as a Chicago TV reporter in the WB's drama Pepper Dennis.

Missi Pyle has joined Anna Farris in NBC's comedy Blue Skies.

BREAKING NEWS!!! BREAKING NEWS!!!

Denise Richards has filed for divorce from Charlie Sheen. He was probably beating on her ass! Denise is currently six-months pregnant. Poor bitch!

Full story here

Pink goes to the Catacombs

Twisted Pictures, the genre division of Evolution Entertainment, and Lions Gate Films, the motion picture acquisition, production and distribution arm of Lions Gate Entertainment, announced today that Catacombs will be the first picture in their new nine-picture financing and distribution deal together. Starring Shannyn Sossamon and Pink. The flick will begin principal photography in Bucharest, Romania on March 7th.

Catacombs is the story of a young woman on her first visit out of the country. While in Paris, she is taken to an underground party in the Catacombs, a labyrinth of over 200 miles of 14th Century limestone tunnels under the Left Bank of the city, lined with the remains of 7 million people. When she is separated from her friends and becomes convinced that someone or something is chasing her, her vacation becomes a terrifying nightmare.

Brad Pitt & Cate Blanchett Team Up!

Brad Pitt, Cate Blanchett and Gael Garcia Bernal are in talks to star in Babel, a Paramount drama that Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu is directing from a script by Guillermo Arriaga.

Babel will portray four interweaving stories set in Morocco, Tunisia, Mexico and Japan. The story is kicked off with a tragedy striking a married couple on vacation.

Aniston + Streep=WANTED

Jennifer Aniston and Meryl Streep will star in Sheldon Turner's upcoming adaptation of Kim Wozencraft's novel Wanted, reports Variety. The film is being produced by Dede Gardner for Aniston and Brad Pitt's Warner-based production company, Plan B. No director is yet attached to the film.

Wozencraft is a former undercover narcotics agent best known for having written "Rush," the novel that became MGM's 1991 Jason Patric and Jennifer Jason Leigh film of the same name.

In Wozencraft's Wanted, a female cop (Aniston) in Texas is framed for narcotics trafficking and sent to prison. Her cellmate is a war protester (Streep) who's renounced violence, and the two plot an escape.

Lars Von Trier Not to Show Donkey Murder!

Director Lars Von Trier has cut a scene that featured a donkey being butchered for food from his latest film after protests by animal rights groups, says the Associated Press.

Von Trier said he cut the scene, from the upcoming film Manderlay, not because he thought it was cruel, but was concerned it would draw attention away from the political and social content of the film.

Manderlay is the second film in Von Trier's trilogy about evil in small-town America during the Depression. The first, Dogville, starred Nicole Kidman. Manderlay stars Bryce Howard, Danny Glover, Willem Dafoe and Lauren Bacall.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Didi Conn!

Birthday Sluts

Ronan Keating (28)
Matthew Marsden (32)
Stacie Orrico (19)
David Faustino (31)

Samantha Fox in SERIOUS car crash!

Glamour model-turned-popstar SAMANTHA FOX was lucky to escape a serious car accident on an icy Swedish motorway with only minor injuries. The TOUCH ME (I WANT YOUR BODY) beauty lay trapped in the overturned JEEP with her lesbian lover MYRA STRATTON after their journey from Stockholm to Arlanda airport went horribly wrong.

Fox says, "I'm lucky to be alive. The car veered out of control and flew into terrifying flying somersaults. We were flung around like rag dolls and lay trapped inside. I could smell petrol and was terrified it would explode.

"The doors were jammed shut. The car was a total write-off. It is incredible that none of us were more seriously hurt or killed." Fox was eventually freed by firemen and treated by paramedics along with her lover, their male driver and two female companions.

God was finally on our side and saved her!

Mary-Kate Olsen Back in ReHab!

Pagesixsixsix is reporting that Mary-Kate is back in rehab for her anorexia. Apparently she's had a relapse and checked herself into UCLA Medical Center for treatment. Girl eat a donut or something!

Mariah Carey is Really Hot!

The Emancipation of Mimi is a hot title!
She does look like Beyonce though!

The Future of Fashion

Tyson has amazing fashion sense!

Thank God Garbage is Back!

After just about "breaking up", Garbage is back with a new album, Bleed Like Me.. and here's a link to the new single.

Stream the new single here

Prince Charles and some Titties

Gisele can hardly speak english! How would she know?

"Dis not right. Leo not win. Black Man not should win!"

Gisele Bundchen has revealed that she's gutted boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio didn't win the best actor Oscar.

But she's not just disappointed for Leo... she's actually furious that Jamie Foxx won.

The Brazilian supermodel said: "I don't think he (Leo) was expecting to win. I think I was more upset because I thought he deserved it more than Foxx. I was like, 'He did a better job than Foxx!'"

Gisele appeared on Leo's arm at the ceremony for the first time, making it a rare public appearance for the couple who've been dating on and off for four years.

She revealed that her support for The Aviator star Leo wasn't just because he's her boyfriend - but because she thinks he's a brilliant actor:

"I was really there to support. He's not just my boyfriend but he's an amazing actor.

"He's really talented and I was so proud of him. I figured I should go and support my man so I went there just for that reason," she said.

Kimora is Straight-Up GHETTO!

"Yes I have a penis, and what?!"

Only a fool should flirt with Russell Simmons. The hip-hop mogul's wife, 6-foot former tranny model Kimora Lee Simmons, repeats over and over again in a profile in next month's Vanity Fair: "I will beat a bitch's ass." Kimora adds: "I don't play that disrespectful ho [bleep]. I have very little respect for those kinds of women. And if I catch you with my man, disrespecting, I will beat your ass." Simmons explains the marketing philosophy behind her Baby Phat line: "It's aspirational. They like my house, they like my cars, they buy my clothes — get it?" Got it.

Kimora, get rid of your penis already and the fucking ego!

Note to Star Jones: You are a Tranny!

Flotilla does Star better than Star!

STAR Jones Reynolds is worried that the public won't be able to tell the difference between her and drag queen Flotilla DeBarge. PETA had hired DeBarge to parody the fur-loving Reynolds in a new ad campaign, the corpulent co-host of "The View" sicced her lawyers on the animal-rights organization.

Jones' lawyers wrote: "While the First Amendment . . . protects legitimate parody, [it] does not sanction the misappropriation of a person's identity for purposes of trade or advertising . . . Thus, PETA does not have the right to use an impersonator . . . As you prepare your advertisements, we urge you to keep this distinction in mind."

Peta responded, "With all due respect, we cannot believe that Ms. Jones Reynolds would remain unmoved by the video footage we have in our possession of animals suffering greatly when killed for their fur. Therefore, we fervently hope that you will ask your client to meet with us and allow us to make our case to her on behalf of the animals and to present her with a beautiful faux fur."

Star has fucking yet to contact them! Needless to say the shoot starring Flotilla is being shot today.

The Simple Life: INTERNS - The Olsen Version

Even though Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are fucking gazillionaires, these sluts are not above getting coffee for the boss. As part of their requirements at New York University's Gallatin School of Individualized Study, the twins have scored some sweet internships as first-year students.

Mary-Kate is working for photographer Annie Leibovitz. MK's responsibilities will probably be fetching coffee and cleaning up shit!

A source close to the twins confirmed rumors that Ashley is interning with designer Zac Posen. Ash is also probably joining MK in getting coffee and kissing ass!

TV Pilot Castings!

Matthew Modine will give series TV a shot, signing on to star in The WB's untitled Tom Fontana pilot

Eriq LaSalle also joined the cast of CBS' drama pilot Conviction

David Schwimmer signed a deal to direct the Fox sitcom pilot New Car Smell

Jennifer Lopez is cooking up the UPN drama pilot South Beach, along with Tony Krantz, Philip Levens and her manager, Simon Fields.

Hot Slut of the Day!

Karyn Parsons from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air!

Birthday Sluts

Daniel Craig (37)
Bryce Dallas Howard (24)
Jon Bon Jovi (43)

Fat Hilary!

Christine Baranski is MAME

Christine Baranski will be the title role in MAME in a Kennedy Center mounting next year. There has been much talk about a Broadway production starring Ms. Baranski. But I guess this will do for now. The production will be directed by Eric Schaffer.

Coldplay Sets Date for New Album

Coldplay will release a long-awaited third album in June, the British rock band said on Tuesday as they announced plans to kick off their biggest world tour with U.K. gigs in London, Bolton and Glasgow.

The follow-up to the Grammy award winning "A Rush of Blood to the Head" will be welcome news to fans who have had to wait three years for the new album from a U.K. group that has also proved unusually popular in the United States.

"We've spent a long time in the studio and haven't played a gig for 18 months," guitarist Jonny Buckland said in a statement. "So we can't wait to get out on tour and play our new songs live."

The new album date will also be welcomed by investors in Coldplay's record label EMI which warned last month that sales in the year to March 31 would be lower than previously expected due to delayed releases from Coldplay and Gorillaz.

Hot for Teacher

A California high school teacher was arraigned on Monday at a Sacramento court accused of having sex with a student in a car as her two-year child was strapped into the back seat.

Margaret De Barraicua, 30, a teacher trainee, was charged with four counts of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, a 16-year-old student. The married woman was caught having sex in the late afternoon last week in what was apparently a consensual agreement, officials said.

"We received a call about a suspicious parked vehicle at a school here in Sacramento," said local police spokesman Justin Risley. "They got there and observed two people, windows-steamed-up type of thing."

"They found them to be partially clothed and engaging in what appeared to be sexual intercourse."

Her two-year old son was strapped by a seat belt in the back of the car during the time, he said.

The Producers Film Starts Principal Photography Today!

The long-awaited remake of The Producers started shooting today in Brooklyn. Susan Stroman will make her film directing debut. The film stars Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Uma Thurman and Will Ferrel. It's expected to debut in theaters this Christmas.

More Pilot Casting News!

David Arquette has been tapped to star in CBS' one-hour pilot The Commuters, says The Hollywood Reporter.

Marilu Henner is returning to series television. She and up-and-comer Nick D'Agosto are set to star in ABC's comedy pilot Joint Custody.

Making a return to series are 3rd Rock from the Sun alumni Kristen Johnston, cast in Fox's Don't Ask.

ABC has found the second of its two Soccer Moms, Gina Torres (The Matrix Revolutions). The first cast was Kristen Davis.

Batman Begins coming to IMAX!!!!

IMAX Corporation and Warner Bros. Pictures today announced that Batman Begins will be simultaneously released to IMAX(R) and conventional 35mm theatres on June 17th, 2005. The film, which explores the origins of the Batman legend and the Dark Knight's emergence as a force for good in Gotham, will be digitally re-mastered intoithe unparalleled image and sound quality of The IMAX Experience(R) with proprietary IMAX DMR(R) (Digital Re-mastering)itechnology for the IMAX release. Warner Bros.Pictures will be the exclusive distributor of Batman Begins to IMAX theatres worldwide.

The film directed by Christopher Nolan will star Christian Bale as Batman, Michael Caine as Alfred, Liam Neeson, Katie Holmes, Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman and Morgan Freeman.

Vicky Lays Down the Law!

Posh Spice and the most gorgeous woman in the world, Victoria Beckham has banned her husband David from clubbing with his REAL MADRID teammates.Vicky laid down the curfew to ensure the soccer star spends more time will their week-old son Cruz.

A friend says, "She's told him in no uncertain terms to stop living it up in clubs.

"She just wants David there, not just for Cruz and their other two boys but for her too.

"What she needed and needs more than anything is support."

Not in the Mood for Love

I guess love wasn't in the air last night. The Bachelorette, Jen Schefft turned down both guys!!! That shit is hot.

Heartbreak Hotel

Brad Pitt has been comforting ex-lover Gwyneth Paltrow following reports that her marriage to Chris Martin is in trouble.

Paltrow has apparently been "pouring her heart out" to Pitt, who recently split from Jennifer Aniston. Pitt has also asked Paltrow to star in a movie he is producing, Running With Scissors.

A source told The People, "Brad and Gwyneth stayed good friends after they broke up but have had lots more contact since Brad chose her to be in his movie.

"When they met with a film agent to discuss it, they got on really well. They used to be the loves of each other's lives."

The source added, "Brad's growing more like someone Gwyneth wants to reconnect with."

Hot Slut of the Day!

Laurie Metcalf!

Birthday Sluts

Mark-Paul Gosselaar (31)
Javier Bardem (36)
Ron Howard (51)
Alan Thicke (58)

VOTE for Hot Slut of the Month: February!

It's about that time of the month to pick our Hot Slut of February!

We have 4 very lovely ladies to choose from. Choose wisely, because somebody's fucking life is at stake here! You can vote as many times as you want! The winner will be announced Friday!

Who is the Hottest Slut of February?
Stefanie Powers
Cherie Johnson
Leslie Easterbrook
Telma Hopkins

The Real Oscar Winners!

So, last night..that shit wasn't that bad. It could've been a lot fucking worse. And to tell you the truth I was disappointed that nobody really looked like hell. But here at The D-List we do our best to find the worst. So here's our top 3 BEST dressed and our top 3 WORST DRESSED.

THE BEST:

Cate Blanchett in Valentino=Hollywood Glamour!

Kirsten Dunst in Chanel=Perfection!

Zhang Ziyi in Monique Lhullier=China Doll!

THE WORST:

Tara Reid in XOXOXO, simply because she's trash and because she's Tara Reid.

Star Jones Reynolds in Hefty, because she's so fucking disgusting!

Laura Linney in Trixie + Peanut, looking like a wet poodle.

JLo Preggers!

JENNIFER Lopez was said to be “delighted” last night after tests revealed she is expecting her first child.

The actress and singer made it clear that she couldn’t wait to be a mum after her wedding to husband No3, singer Marc Anthony, 35, last June.

source - The Sun

Posh & Cruz: The First Pic!

Here's the first pic of Vicky and Cruz! She could give a shit about him! Look how she's holding him!

Click it!

Hot Slut of the Day!

MARTIKA!

Birthday Sluts

Robert Sean Leonard (36)
Karolina Kurkova (21)
Ali Larter (29)
Bernadette Peters (57)
Stephanie Beacham (58)
Tommy Tune (66)

My Oscar Picks!

For the record!

Best Picture
Million Dollar Baby

Best Actor
Jamie Foxx, Ray

Best Actress
Hilary Swank, Million Dollar Baby

Best Supporting Actor
Morgan Freeman, Million Dollar Baby

Best Supporting Actress
Virginia Madsen, Sideways

Best Director
Clint Eastwood, Million Dollar Baby

Best Original Screenplay
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Best Adapted Screenplay
Million Dollar Baby

Best Foreign Film
The Sea Inside

Best Documentary
Born Into Brothels

Best Animated Film
The Incredibles

Best Score
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Best Original Song
"Accidentally in Love" from Shrek 2

Hot Slut of the Week! TELMA HOPKINS!

This week has been a tough one for the panel of judges. But after much consideration we have decided to name Telma Hopkins our Hottest Slut of the Week! Telma is everything we could ever want in a Hot Slut of the Week!



Telma grew up in Louisville, Kentucky. She didn't let the south stop her and soon she was part of the hottest groups in history! She was one-half of Tony Orlando and Dawn! They ruled the 70s and became the biggest stars ever!



After her luck with Tony Orlando, she gambled on TV. She was in many series before her breakthrough came in 1981 as Dr. Addy Wilson on the hottest TV show at the time Gimme A Break! The musicality her and Nell Carter shared is undeniable!



After her role on Gimme A Break! Telma went through several other TV roles. As to where she is now? I have no fucking clue! But Dr. Addy Wilson will long live in all of our hearts!

Jordan knocked up AGAIN!

Victoria Beckham's arch rival is knocked up again! Glamour Model Jordan is expecting another child with singer/hunk Peter Andre. She is so copying Vicky!

Joey Lawrence is so fucking gross!

Catwoman Sweeps the Razzies!

That shit should win Oscars NOT Razzies!



See full list here

Hot Slut of the Day!

Darlene from Wickedly Perfect!

Birthday Sluts

Peter Andre (32)
FeFe Dobons (20)
Josh Groban (24)
Chelsea Clinton (25)
Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas (34)
Grant Show (43)
Elizabeth Taylor (73)
Joanne Woodward (75)