Hot Slut of the Day!
Linday Lohan is in the fucking hospital again suffering chest pains! This bitch is only 18-year's old! She should be able to work 23 hours a day and fucking tend to the family chores! She's a fucking wuss! - IMDB
Many of you have been wondering where is my weekly tale of Dr. Jennifer? Well, since my last post she has been missing! I have called the hospitals, police stations, brothels and Amsterdam. She is nowhere to be found! One friend told me that she had been sold to a rich sheik and is now living in Saudia Arabia. Somebody please tell me where in the world is Dr. Jennifer!?!?
A British woman was sentenced to two years in prison after she fucking ripped off her lovers balls with her bare hands during a drunken argument! Amanda Monti, 24 blew a fucking lid after her ex-boyfriend refused to have sex with her! She grabbed him by the nuts and tore off his left ball! This bitch is fucked up. She then proceeded to hide it in her mouth! The bitch pleaded guilty. She is a fucked up bitch!
This is a funny website:
The Aviator team of Martin Scorcese, Leonardo DiCaprio and John Logan are in early talks to remake Akira Kurosawa's 1948 classic Drunken Angel for Warner Bros. DiCaprio is currently signed up for it and Logan is working on the script. Scorcese is eyeing this project for the future. - The Hollywood Reporter
Apparently Lindsay HOhan and Johnny Knoxville have hooked up in New Orleans. This really disgusts me..
Filming has apparently halted on the Russell Crowe/Nicole Kidman flick Eucalyptus, so that Ms. Kidman can quickly sneak-off for a breast job. This will be her third according to sources. Ms. Kidman believes that small changes are the classy way to build up your chest. - popbitch
And the denying begins! Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross has denied her dykeness via her publicist. She also denied plans that she will grace the cover of the fag rag The Advocate. - ET
Andrea Martin and Debra Monk have been added to The Producers film. Both chicks will play old ladies in the flick. They join Mathew Broderick, Nathan Lane and Uma Thurman. - Playbill
Kal Penn has been cast in Bryan Singer's Superman. Penn is best known as Kumar in Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. Penn will play Superman's best friend. He joins Brandon Routh, Kevin Spacey & Kate Bosworth. - coming soon
Look at these sluts!
Shannen Doherty's re-romance with her ex Rick Soloman looks to be over. Doherty showed up at the Marquee with Eugene Rem, the manager of some club. They were making out all night. God she's a slut! - Page Six
David Blaine was on Carson Daly and fucking did the grossest magic trick! Watch this shit!
At a recent cover shoot for a men's magazine, Songbird Mariah Carey apparently requested 56 different beverages from Vanilla Coke to Cristal. That bitch is thirsty! Who fucking cares, she's a huge star! I'd fucking request every fucking beverage imaginable! - Gatecrasher
I pray to the Gods above that this is true! Lena Olin has hinted to the Swedish press that she may return to ABC's Alias where she played the hot mom to Jennifer Garner's, Sydney. - Alias Media