MY WORST ALBUMS OF 2004!
The Libertines - Libertines
"This shit just sucks. They are fucking drug addicts and wannabes. They have one or two OK songs, but the rest is just shit. It sounds like they fucking threw themselves in a blender and out came this fucking album. Don't buy this shit. Download it for free, but don't buy it!"
Inspiration - William Hung
"William Hung actually gives me hope that I can get a fucking record deal. Although, he's on my worst list, this shit was pretty hot. His fucking words of wisdom are priceless. William Hung has a lot more talent than most fucking singers. Please buy this shit and fucking buy me his Christmas album for a present!"
Britney Spears - Greatest Hits: My Perogative
"Poor Britney. Britney lives in a cloud palace with silver messengers and golden grapes. She wakes every morning and goes to her dressing mirror and pronounces herself the most beautiful girl in the valley. Britney glides through life on a crystal carriage. She never lets anything damage her lovely and shiny life."
Velvet Revolver - Contraband
"Guns N Roses they ain't. This shit was just a waste of everybody's time. I only downloaded this crap, because everyone told me too! What good do they know?! This was a bore and a fucking gross piece of trash!"
Courtney Love - America's Sweetheart
"I feel really bad, because she's a crack-head and everything. So I'm just going to say I did not care for this album."
Brian Wilson - Smile
"Overrated and a yawn fest. This is on a lot of bitches Top Ten lists, but this just didn't do it for me. Brian Wilson is really old and he sounds like it in this ego-boosting album that doesn't even have many new fucking songs. He kinds of stumbles through the album, tripping over tables and spitting up blood. Pass this crap!"
Destiny's Child - Destiny Fulfilled
"They should've never tried this shit. Nobody really cares about Kelly or Michelle. They just want Beyonce. So now that Beyonce is a huge star, this shit just doesn't work. It's a big wreck. It sounds like Beyonce's asshole father wrote this himself. Thank God, this is the end of their asses!"
Lindsay Lohan - Speak
"She's a Britney wannabe and who in their right fucking mind wants to be that trash bag? Lindsay just doesn't have what it takes to be a pop slut. She does a better job just being a straight-up slut. She can't sing, she doesn't look the part and she has zero rhythm. Lindsay is a pop don't!"
Celine Dion - Miracle
"Although I love her and would give her one of my kidney's anytime, this just seriously put me to sleep. This was made as a homage to her fucking kid and it should've been kept as a family secret. It's such a snoozefest that it makes you actually miss her old songs!"
Eminem - Encore
"I do like Eminem. His last album had me toe tapping, but this one was a big let down. The white rapper just didn't have any good songs. Even black people agree with me, so I must be right!"