Why Are They Always So Sad?
Don't get me wrong, I love Nicole Richie. I honestly do, she's one of my favorites. However, I have to call this bitch out. We're cool like that. When she first lost all that weight, she seriously looked hot. And then the weight kept dropping and now she makes my neighborhood alley cat look like a fucking heffer. She looks sad and scraggly. I love how Mischa Barton looks so fat standing next to Richie. My fish is even fatter than Richie.
Maybe if she eats a fucking Oreo she'd be a lot happier. And shopping doesn't seem to cure her blues, because she does it every second!