Weekend Crumbs

Penelope Cruz in Sean John totally looks like Frosty the Snow Ho. [Gasbmash]

Nicky Hilton's dress is totally munching on her crotch. [Hollywood Rag]

Madge and Marilu Henner are so separated at birth! [Perez Hilton]

Officer Shaq?! Shaq was made an official police officer! Hookers and Crack for everyone! [Concrete Loop]

Charlotte Lurch is sick and tired of sexy chicks draping themselves all over her man. And believe me this bitch will kill you. She's nuts! [Female First]

Patrick Swayze gets pictures from women showing their naughty bits. That's why my mom wanted to borrow my digital! [Celeboganda]

Aubrey O'Day made Diddy's band. I knew she was in from the beginning! [The Bastardly]