Johnny Depp Thinks We Should Masturbate Right Now!
Ok, pretty much everybody that reads my shit is celebrity obsessed. That's basically a given. So, Johnny Depp thinks that we need to spend less time worrying about celebrities and more time touching our caves and snakes.
"This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about who I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topic or even masturbation"
On that note, I gotta make a quick trip to the boy's room! I hope they have toilet paper in there or somebody's ass is going to get a sticky surprise on the toilet seat!