Joan Van Ark strikes again!
Joan Van Ark is one of the hottest bitches out there. She's had so much plastic surgery! Which is weird because she's a method actress, and usually they are all anti-cosmetics and shit.
Anyway, this bitch along with Michelle Lee, Michelle Phillips, the incomporable Lisa Hartman Black, some stupid guys and one of the hottest sluts ever, Donna Mills, will be in the Knots Landing Reunion tonight!
Basically the cast is going to sit around and talk about how hot the show was and how cool they all were, and how Knots Landing changed the world. Which it totally fucking did---it was the first soap opera where people took out their own trash!
One of Knots Landing's hottest stories was when Joan Van Ark fell off a horse, went crazy and started trying all these weird hairstyles. A close second is when Michelle Phillips went digging through horse shit for a valuable microchip!
Anyway, all of you sluts better watch this because if it's successful they'll surely do a Falcon Crest reunion. I want to see Morgan Fairchild and Apollonia reunited with a 100 year old Jane Wyman!