Elton John Coke Blocks Donatella Versace
Picture this: You are Donatella Versace, you are wearing some ugly frock that you sort-of designed, you love champagne, you love coke even more. You've invited that fag Elton John over to party. "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches comes on the radio and that's your jam, so you head to the powder room to get a little powder. Suddenly, the nastiest man you've ever seen blocks you. It's Elton John and you're confused, but you try and get around his fat arm. He blocks you and says there's a jet waiting. You say "fabulous, let me get my bikini!" But it's not going to St. Tropez, it's going to Arizona. You hate Arizona, but that's where REHAB is. Oh no, not rehab.
This is a true story. Sad but true.
Donatella said: "On June 30  Elton was in my house in Milan, along with a few friends. I went to the bathroom to powder my nose and they blocked me. They told me there was a plane about to depart for Arizona.
"I was shocked but I understood the time had come. I slipped into a tracksuit and ... alone and with no make up, caught the plane."
Please don't take coke away from Donatella. She won't be the same. I like her just the way she is. Coked up and with a penis!