And the Grammy Goes to...
I've heard the track of that piece of trash singing Screwed, but her MySpace profile has many other gems! She really is a truly gifted singer! Not since Celine Dion has this earth been blessed with such an angelic voice.
Paris Whitney Hilton, a successful model, actress, designer, and now musician, is thrilled to release her debut album "1 Crazy Party" on her very own label, Heiress Records. Ms. Hilton's first single "Turn It Up" is a sassy slice of electro pop that will no doubt reach the number one spot on charts all around the globe. Paris has worked with world famous producers and writers over the last year, and has produced one of those "must hear" records where every song is a hit. "I wanted to record something personal, something that has meaning to me, and I think this CD will show my fans that I value them and that singing has always been one of my huge passions," says the socialite herself. The album will also feature the smash hit "Screwed," "All the Boys Are Chasing Me," and "9 Times out of 10."
Actually her voice is like Minnie Mouse on acid. Hand on My Heart is truly a beautiful song. Such range! It's sad that even with all the effects on her voice she still sounds like a low-rent Jem!
Listen to this shit!
UPDATE - So, that shit is fake! MySpace has taken it down. I guess we'll have to wait a little longer until we can bash Paris for real. In the mean time you can ask Parasite any question you want! Click here to ask why she's such a slut!
[A Socialite's Life]