Dlisted: Days Of Our Lives Turns 40!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Days Of Our Lives Turns 40!

by Lahoma00

Days Of Our Lives is one of the hottest soap operas ever. It's so fucking ridiculous! At times this shit has made Passions look like a David Mamet play!

Days has so many good characters. Some of my favorites include:

Porn star Crystal Galore
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Buck toothed, Elvis obsessed Susan Banks
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Pissed off high schooler Susan aka GIGANTOR
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and April Ramirez. April was so fucking hot, especially when she was drunk. Look at this slut!
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Days is celebrating it's 40th birthday this month. In honor of this event, I present the top 5 hottest/piece of shit Days stories ever!

5. Vivian Buries Carly Alive

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Vivian was one twisted bitch. She was pissed off with Carly so she decided to kill herself and frame Carly. She even threw herself off a balcony! Then she got bored and buried Carly alive! After she did it, she rolled around on the grave like she was having a fucking orgasm and talked to Carly on a walkie-talkie. Remember when Vivian stole Victor and Kate's fertilized egg and implanted it in herself?

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Here's where Vivian almost got a lobotomy!

4. Swamp Girl

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Bo got lost in the Bayou and almost fell in love with this mud covered bitch. Turns out she was really Princess Greta!

3. Sami as Stan or Garden of Eden (tie)

This was a fucking hard one. It was pretty hot when uber bitch Sami (yes a woman) went around for a few months disguised as Stan (played by that fag from Boy Meets Boy). Sami/Stan even went over to Iraq to help the troops!

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However, the Garden of Eden story was also good: Princess Greta (aka Swamp Girl) and Austin have to go to the virtual Garden of Eden, where they must fight Satan and Sami dressed as a witch! All in loincloths!

I'm not making any of this shit up!

2. Marlena is a Serial Killer

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A lot of people didn't like this story, but I thought it was pretty hot. Basically, one day Marlena woke up and decided to become a serial killer! She killed half the fucking town, including old Alice Horton, whom she choked with a donut!
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But then we found out that Marlena had been brainwashed into becoming a serial killer, and that all her victims were really alive and living on some fucking island that looked just like Salem. Still, this storyline was really hot because it featured a travelling circus, a runaway tiger, Tony pretending he was a ninja, Marlena falling off a building only to land on top of Sami AND Deidre Hall vomiting!

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1. Marlena is Possessed by the Devil

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You bitches knew this was coming. Marlena gets possessed by the devil, burns churches down, levitates and turns into a demon. Enough said!

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The show keeps getting better. Last week the Virgin Mary visited Mimi and told her that she wasn't going to hell for getting an abortion!

Fuck LOST, this show is brilliant!

Happy Birthday Days!!

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