The Cell Phone Bandit Is Hot Shit!
This bitch ain't got time for no games! This bitch on the left has robbed 4 banks in the Washington DC area while having serious conversations on her cell phone! She's a multi-tasker!
In the most recent holdup, on Nov. 4 in Ashburn, video footage shows the woman to be almost uninterested as a teller hands her a stack of cash, and she continues talking on her phone as she turns and walks out of the bank.
The cell phone bandit first struck in Vienna on Oct. 12. A woman in her twenties with dark hair, about 5 feet 2 to 5 feet 6 inches tall and weighing 120 to 130 pounds, walked in carrying a box and talking on a cell phone. She moved directly to the teller counter and displayed the shoebox-size box, which had a note taped on it demanding cash. Police would not disclose the wording of the note.
I found my next interview y'all! How hot would it be to talk to this bitch while she robbed a bank? I hope one of those phone calls was to her hairdresser, because her ends are looking dry!
[Washington Post] [Big ups to Warren]