The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNERS!!
These were some hot fucking captions! Again, I picked my Top 5:
Attending the funeral of Paris Hilton was one time former friend Nicole Richie. When asked to speak Richie, 81, took off her blouse and yelled to the crowd, "you want to know why we were no longer friends? She said she had better tits than me!Well who is laughing now bitch!" - Glen
Any of you guys want to add a pearl necklace to her already lovely collection? - Cindy C
DON'T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME... - Yvet
Johnson and Johnson unveils their new KY Jelly spokesmodel with the slogan: Taint no pussy too dry for KY! - BonerMcCoy
Who the hell is giving her a Brazillian wax? - Eponine
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[Big ups to Jen for the pics]