Bruce Willis Wants to Give You $1 Million!!!
Bruce Willis is such a fucking tool. He has offered $1 Million of his own money to any civilian that catches Osama bin Laden, Ayman al-Zawahiri or Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Oh, and you must turn them in.
You mean I'm going all the way to wherever those bitches are, spend days in a cave looking for them, dodge multiple bullets and then spend another few days seducing Osama to come back with me to the US and all I fucking get is $1 Million?! Bruce, you make $20 Million a movie! That shit is fucking cheap!