"Hold onto my shirt honey"
HoHan's father, Michael Lohan is speaking out about his daughter's new single Confessions of a Broken Heart. The song (which you know HoHan didn't write) is a song from a daughter to a father. The lyrics go:
I wear all your old clothes, your polo sweater/ I dream of another you, the one who would never (never)/ Leave me alone to pick up the pieces/ A daddy to hold me, that's what I needed/ (So) why'd you have to go / Daughter to father, daughter to father/ I don't know you, but I still want to
That shit is garbage! Have you heard this fucking song?! It sounds like a Meat Loaf ballad meets a Lifetime Original Movie theme song. It sucks!
But Michael Lohan is touched by it. He says: "The lyrics not only brought me to tears, but they tell you what kind of a loving and caring daughter Lindsay truly is,"
Michael Lohan is currently in the fucking slammer for drunken driving, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law bloody with a shoe. He's a winner.
He went with his love letter to HoHan: "Hold onto my shirt honey, soon enough you'll be able to hold on to me! While the media and press love to cover Lindsay enjoying her life and successes, I hope now they will cover the kind of heart this beautiful and gifted young lady really has."
This kind of creeps me out just a little. Gross! I really hope he's not beating off to that song! He's so like Joe Simpson to me.